TKP Fantasy Football - Week 9

By: historyhokie
HOWDOITURNTHISON
on November 12, 2015, 10:39 AM | 18 comments

RUNNING LATE FOR A MEETING SO I CAN POST THIS FOR ALL OF YOU!

Everyone give a pity golf clap for Diehl, who finally won a game!

Here's the link to the power rankings spreadsheet (filterable by league).

An explanation of rankings:
Overall Rank: Average rank of the four ranks below (from 1-10/12, depending on your league size, with 1 being the best).
Power Rating Rank: Rank of the Power Rating, a weighted ranking stat that I found on the internet dot com. It is comprised of a team's total points (60%), average points (20%), max points (10%) and min points (10%).
Standings Rank: Rank of the team's W-L record
Weekly Breakdown Rank: Rank of the average Weekly Breakdown; the Weekly Breakdown is a stat that ranks how many points a team scored in each week compared to the rest of their league.
Total Points Scored Rank: Rank of a team's total points scored over the span of the season

With that explanation out of the way, here are the top 10 teams in TKP Fantasy through eight weeks. The top 7 teams were all ranked last week, but we have three newcomers at the bottom! Kuhn on the Cobb (now #12), Tobacco Road Infiltrators, (#13) and To Hover is Divine (#11) all fell out. Welcome, Highty Tighty Mavericks, CHIP CHIP CHIPadelphia, and Taste the DwayneBowe!

  1. Enter Sandman (Danny Coale Conference, Overall Rank: 1.58, last week #1)
  2. Party Like A Gronk Star (Sam Rogers Conference, Overall Rank: 1.72, last week 2)
  3. Team Koma (Frank Beamer Conference, Overall Rank: 1.75, last week #3)
  4. Team Needs a Name (Bud Foster Conference, Overall Rank: 1.97, last week #8)
  5. Catticus' Finches (Vincent and Nina Fuller Conference, Overall Rank: 2.17, last week #5)
  6. Team Daniballsdeep (Frank Beamer Conference, Overall Rank: 2.64, last week #6)
  7. Pastor of Muppets (Vincent and Nina Fuller Conference, Overall Rank: 2.64, last week #9)
  8. Highty Tighty Mavericks (Danny Coale Conference, Overall Rank: 2.89, last week NR)
  9. CHIP CHIP CHIPadelphia (Frank Beamer Conference, Overall Rank: 2.89, last week NR)
  10. Taste the DwayneBowe (Sam Rogers Conference, Overall Rank: 2.94, last week NR)

Time to talk some trash, people!

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8300A_Hokie'12's picture 8300A_Hokie'12
🏝NO BAD DAYS🏖🤙
| 10 years 8 months #

Starting Philip Rivers over Cam Newton and then Langford going off for Chicago on JUGS' squad almost doomed me. I would've been SO pissed

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Choppin wood by the JUGS's picture Choppin wood by the JUGS | 10 years 8 months # ^

you can thank demaryius thomas and Jeremy (BUST) Hill for not showing up.. 5 points C'MON MANNNNN

Playing QB shuffle instead of Shiva Bowl Shuffle over here and the last 3 weeks I've been wrong.. bench QB outscores starting QB.

Our conference will be tight for playoffs that's for sure.

8300A_Hokie'12's picture 8300A_Hokie'12
🏝NO BAD DAYS🏖🤙
| 10 years 8 months # ^

Yeah six of us are either 6-3 or 5-4. Good luck trying to figure out whos gonna make the playoffs....are we basically the ACC?

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

RealDiehl's picture RealDiehl | 10 years 8 months #

ALERT: PROJECTED TO WIN AGAIN THIS WEEK

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

macraw83's picture macraw83 | 10 years 7 months # ^

You're welcome for having my entire team decide to take the week off, except for Andy Dalton and Todd Gurley :P

RealDiehl's picture RealDiehl | 10 years 7 months # ^

I think you just lost to the better team /s

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

VT_Fencer's picture VT_Fencer | 10 years 8 months #

Party Like A Gronk Star got wrecked and they're still 2nd?

#GronkBias

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

The_Oki_Hokie's picture The_Oki_Hokie | 10 years 8 months # ^

I'm...uhhh...I'm not gonna complain...

Hokie Fireman's picture Hokie Fireman
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| 10 years 8 months #

Take out "enter Sandman" and the Danny Coale league is the most competitive one I've ever been a part of. 8 of the 10 of us all have a good shot at the playoffs.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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HightyTighty's picture HightyTighty
| 10 years 8 months # ^

Take out "enter Sandman"

I'll do my best.

MV Net 2011's picture MV Net 2011 | 10 years 8 months # ^

I can't lose three in a row!

Net Row Net Row Tweet Tweet Ho!

HightyTighty's picture HightyTighty
| 10 years 8 months # ^

Devonta Freeman is on bye, and you're currently projected to win by 6. You'll probably win this week, but I'm hoping its another close, stressful matchup that comes down to Nuk and Alfred Blue on Monday night. If I have less than a 15 point lead after Sunday night, you'll probably have me beat. My running back depth is garbage thanks to CJ Anderson.

eshiben5's picture eshiben5 | 10 years 8 months #

Boosh! Moved up 4 spots this week! Hella good week for me in fantasy

Taylor, looking desperately throws it deep..HAS A MAN OPEN DANNY COALE WITH A CATCH ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FIVE!!!!....hes still open

757hokie83's picture 757hokie83
CLASS WAR VETERAN
| 10 years 8 months #

Riding a solid 7 game losing streak....wtf

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

HightyTighty's picture HightyTighty
| 10 years 8 months #

Danny Coale league, I just sent a few trade offers. I'm also very open to parting with wide receivers, one of two top 5 QBs, one of my two top defenses, or either of my stud tight ends if anyone else is looking to deal. I need running backs.

Hokie Fireman's picture Hokie Fireman
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| 10 years 7 months #

Can we publicly shame the guy who is just leaving his team out there to die??!?! Didn't start a QB this week and will lose by less than 5 points!

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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HightyTighty's picture HightyTighty
| 10 years 7 months # ^

I think the rest of us have just learned to enjoy having a Taco bye.

Hokie Fireman's picture Hokie Fireman
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| 10 years 7 months # ^

I just don't want my week to be sober taco week.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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