Paul Johnson has a dog named Bruiser Woods.
Paul Johnson's favorite condiment is hollandaise sauce.
Paul Johnson insists on using Miracle Whip instead of mayonnaise.
Paul Johnson thinks that John Snow and Glenn are going to create a spinnoff show based loosely on Leverne and Shirley.
Paul Johnson looks like an asshole.
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As a VT grad who has been a prof at GT for the last 21 years, let me say it is easy: "Go Tech!!!" works at both places and "Screw UVA" is very close to "Screw UGA". . Very easy to like both quality places. GO TECH!!!
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Paul Johnson poses as your college ex-girlfriend and comments "See I knew you'd warm up to that tie I bought you for Christmas" on your new wedding photos...
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Paul Johnson sucks...did I do that right?
Paul Johnson enjoys being hated on
PJ pees in the shower.
Doesnt everyone?
Shoot more like pees in the sink while dishes are still in it.
...when you're in it
There are two types of people in this world
Those who pee in the shower
and
Dirty Fu**ing Liars!
Different pipes lead to different places!!!! And since when is a drain a toilet???
(Sorry I'm a Seinfeld junkie...)
Do the medical journals mention anything about standing in a pool of someone else's urine?
Have a leg Kramer
Paul Johnson wants #Gameday4Frank.... Tonight!!
PJ visits recruits and says "I'm kinda a big deal".
Paul Johnson just realized that his "wide blockers" can catch passes too
Paul Johnson is Paul Johnson
Dang, you beat me to it.
Probably a Melungeon experiment gone wrong or a case of permanent surprise~
I will also take this opportunity to hate on this kid. May God have mercy on all our souls who saw that live for the first time.
DO YOU WANT TO CHOKE IN BIG FOOTBALL GAMES?
YOU CAN DO THAT!!!!!!
I won't be surprised if that kid shows up on King of the Nerds.
#nerdflailing
Paul Johnson LOVES the Kars for Kids commercials on 106.7 in DC and calls into the shows to request they play them more
PJ also thinks Krazy Kevin Powell has a soothing voice....anybody? #WSNC
OMG!! I hate that bleepin guy! I've decided to turn the radio station anytime his commercial comes on.
Paul Johnson spends his weekends driving to rural produce stands in Georgia to steal the 'T' from their signs.
Paul Johnson doesn't understand why it's a bad idea to chop down trees from the top and bottom simultaneously.
Paul Johnson owns stock in hospitals that specialize in reconstructive knee surgery.
Paul Johnson hits the door close button when he sees you running for the elevator.
...but there's no T in produce...
There is in stand.
If there's no T he just takes the whole damn sign.
Paul Johnson uses a Zyppah
Paul Johnson looks like the guy that scratches his butt then shakes peoples hands.
Paul Johnson signed up for FanDuel and DraftKings without using a promo code for either.
Paul Johnson is a dick!
...too direct?
Paul Johnson was happy that Hatin' On took a hiatus.
Paul Johnson showers before his morning #%*&
Paul Johnson loves bourbon.
God damn it, Mike.
Mike never gets it right.
He thinks a mike drop is tripping and falling on the floor.
Paul Johnson thinks Jack Daniels is bourbon.
Don't lie. I saw you two sharing a Zima just last weekend.
Paul Johnson uses tinder
and posts pictures of chicks as his profile
Paul Johnson's Tinder profile says "No fat chicks"
Paul Johnson purposely drives through curb puddles to splash old people crossing the street.
Paul Johnson always honks his horn as soon as the light turns green.
Paul Johnson goes the speed limit and then drives in the passing lane every time he goes somewhere
Paul Johnson eat his kids Halloween candy and leaves the wrappers in their bags...
Paul Johnson is from Maryland?
Paul Johnson likes Fallout Boy.
Looking at you Billdozer.....
Soundtrack for every Marathon Mama'sboy /s
Paul Johnson passes you on the freeway, and then goes the same speed as the car beside him in the left lane.
Paul Johnson drives a vehicle that obviously has cruise control and yet never uses it.
Hey, I never use cruise control either... and I am most certainly not Paul Johnson.
Paul Johnson collects sanding blocks because he strongly identifies with worthless tools.
Paul Johnson wears socks with his sandals.
Paul Johnson is the itch on the middle of your back when you have 3 layers of sweaters on.
Paul Johnson likes pants.
Paul Johnson doesn't like The Varsity.
Paul Johnson hates the Fuller family.
Paul Johnson does film review in a snuggie
Paul Johnson has the most punchable face I've ever seen.
I hate Paul Johnson more than SevenLayersOfPlayers hates Matt Ryan
Obligatory Fuck Matt Ryan
Paul Johnson has a dog named Bruiser Woods.
Paul Johnson's favorite condiment is hollandaise sauce.
Paul Johnson insists on using Miracle Whip instead of mayonnaise.
Paul Johnson thinks that John Snow and Glenn are going to create a spinnoff show based loosely on Leverne and Shirley.
Paul Johnson looks like an asshole.
that last one got me
Paul Johnson is boycotting starbucks
Paul Johnson instagrams every meal
Paul Johnson's cousin owns Abercrombie and Fitch
(for reference)
Paul Johnson is boycotting Starbucks because their cups don't have a removable "t."
Paul Johnson doesn't understand how to pronounce "Kevin".
the silent "v" is tricky
Paul Johnson thinks that there are three options for how to pronounce that.
Paul Johnson denies the existence of the TE position.
Dagnabbit newfangled footballers and their precious "forward passes" and "tight ends".
It won't work, I tell ya!
Cause he doesn't know they are eligible to catch passes.
Paul Johnson has a butt chin
Paul Johnson prank calls retirement homes and asks "is your refrigerator running? well, you better go catch it."
Paul Johnson doesn't have a johnson
Paul Johnson stops in the middle of on-ramps instead of using the entire merge lane....ya know, cuz cars are coming....
Paul Johnson once did an "upper decker" at Hokie House
Sum bitchin Paul Johnson and his sum bitchin offense!
Everyday, Paul Johnson creates a new forum topic on TKP called: "RichRod for VT HC! Let's discuss!"
Paul Johnson employs the triple option offense at a school that isn't a military academy.
Paul Johnson counts how many times he can be caught on TV yelling at his players.
That might be too long.
Paul Johnson has never heard himself (Johnson) described as too long.
PJ thinks knees were meant to be replaced at 30 years old.
PJ thinks Ned Stark had it coming
PJ is the guy at Chipotle who wants a Quesarito during the lunch rush
Paul Johnson vapes.
PJ cropdusts the veggie section at the grocery store.
Wait, that's me.
Now that you mention it, I think he may have gone by me at a theater once.
Paul Johnson wears Crocs
... with socks.
Paul Johnson thinks Golden Corral is a "helluva streak house"
...yeah...who doesn't?
Maybe that's why he's not allowed back.
Paul Johnson is the driving force behind Russell Athletic outfitting GT teams.
One more, then I'm driving home.
Paul Johnson doesn't miss "Foe"Rensics one bit because he never understood the humor.
Paul Johnson uses an abacus because he thinks slide rules are just a passing fad.
... And he uses a sundial because he missed the class on what solar power is all about
Paul Johnson passed out floss on Halloween
I heard it wasn't even mint flavored.
As a VT grad who has been a prof at GT for the last 21 years, let me say it is easy: "Go Tech!!!" works at both places and "Screw UVA" is very close to "Screw UGA". . Very easy to like both quality places. GO TECH!!!
Paul Johnson goes to Burger King and orders chicken fries, the sticks two under his upper lip and says, "hey, look at me! I'm a Paul-rus!"
Then he just laughs and laughs.
Paul Johnson is actually Grandma Utz.
Paul Johnson says "supposively" and chop blocks people coming out of the eye doctor that have had their eyes dilated~
When Paul Johnson arrived at Georgia Tech, his father Navin bequeathed unto him the family trade.
Paul Johnson never beat Frank on a Thursday.
Get the man some aloe.
and never will!!!
Real pic of Paul Johnson
Paul Johnson can't believe that Frank made that face on live television. He'd never be caught dead doing something like that.
Paul Johnson poses as your college ex-girlfriend and comments "See I knew you'd warm up to that tie I bought you for Christmas" on your new wedding photos...