We've heard enough about #sauces and the top candidates. How about a list of the least likely candidates for VT's next Head Whistle.
I'll start...Steve Spurrier (I couldn't resist including the shot at Klempsun)
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I am 1000% sure our next coach will not be Frank Beamer.
Bold move, there.
So, is that more certain than 100%? ;)
10 times more certain in fact.
So, sorta like when my 5 year old says, "infinity x 10"?
Exactly like that.
Exactly like that... times infinity.
Times ten
times infinity to the infinity-eth power
Numbie.
Damn shame too, the Annexation of Puerto Rico is the greatest trick play of all time.
Excellent! This response made me laugh especially hard because the lady and I had a nostalgia movie night this past weekend and watched this movie. Well played, sir.
But does he have the guts to call a fake punt at midfield in a tie bowl game?
Curt Newsome
No cute meme of Curt?
Curt doesn't deserve a cute meme. The cute, pansy-@ss run-blocking technique exhibited by his O-lines is enough cuteness from him.
DAMN IT. DON'T TEMPT FATE. DIDN'T MY ERROR TEACH US ANYTHING!
David Bowie.
UB40
Yikes
Well this went downhill quickly.
SatanSabanPretty sure you spelled it right the first time.
Rich Rod
According to a sauce, RR is a done deal.
Makes him about the third different "done deal" in the last week.
Whit is going for the first 3 headed Head Coach. Co-Co-Co Head Coach.
Maybe we can finally have that Coaching Rotation Shane's been wanting to try out
Thinking more like fantasy football, hiring a coach to keep him off someone else's team.
I highly doubt that Joe Paterno is the next Hokie head coach.
Santa Claus
...he is currently unemployed.
Anyone check FlightAware for Rob Ryan sightings?
Seth Greenberg
Mike London
beat me by 19 seconds. but it needs to be said twice
Leg for great minds!
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Mike London
Al Groh
Scott Loeffler
You!
you're just mad that you are already out of the running
Steve Sarkisian
too soon?
One is for you, the rest are for....
Then he sits down at your table and says, "sorry, did you guys want one?"
I think rails at TOTS give us a good shot at Sark.
He applied for the job, but only because he thought 'working with Bud' meant something other than retaining Bud as DC
ME
How...how'd you know? I haven't told anybody it was me.
The green ranger, whom later became the white ranger, whom, I believe, became the gold ranger, who, if I am not mistaken, is currently in or out of rehab and killed a guy?
I've been meaning to talk to him about this. He should find a relative or safehouse close by. Lay low for a while, because he's probably wanted for murder.
No...gold was the original red.
That's what happens when you recruit "teenagers with attitude" to be your foot-soldiers.
Vince, from the sham-wow commercials
Slap chop was always my favorite
Bear Bryant
The Flex Seal guy. No one wants to repair our lunch pail with flex seal dude.
Gene Chizik
Whit Babcock
Sampson Simpson
Paul Johnson, James Johnson, Jimmy Johnson, Keyshawn Johnson, pretty much anyone named Johnson
Billy Mayes
Weaver's no longer around so Gary Darnell has no shot.
MV2 may be a long shot.
I can't stop watching this gif. It's like a train wreck
What a damn disgrace.
So is Elvis Dumerville.
That is only a two game ban if you are Diego Costa.
Mike O'Cain
Bill Dooley
Drew Harris
^this. Solid!
Air Bud
Nothing in the rule book that says a dog can't coach!
Shane Falco
Edie Falco
Starfox's Falco:
I don't know. Peppy Hare seems less likely. He's always too busy getting shot down and telling people to "do a barrel roll."
No way we pull a championship coach like Coach Klein
I think we have a shot at the Mud Dogs' assistant coach though
Isskeyoto!!!
your beamer avatar looking down at this gif is priceless....
Excellent catch. Accidental comedy is always the best comedy.
Ralph Macchio, Joe Esposito or William Zabka.
Patches O'Hoolihan or Peter LeFleur
Don't count out Patches, man! He's a great coach. Or is he dead? I forget. Now I need to go and re-watch Dodgeball.
Uncle Rico
I don't know, it would be pretty cool if the Hokie QB was finally coached up on throwing a ball over those mountains.
*them
I'm pretty sure that it's not going to be Metallica, even if #sauces saw their buses in Roanoke...
Ylvis.
"What does the clock say?"
I just giggled like a little girl. Many strange looks in the office.
UVA's next head coach.
Myles Jack
Cartoons Plural
Bud Foster
Sad to say
Joe Gibbs, Mike Ditka, Jimmy Johnson, Mike Shanahan, Bill Cowher, Tony Dungy, Don Shula...but Jon Gruden is in the running.
Stiney
Rick Moranis
#Sources have confirmed that Andrew Jackson is out of the running on account of being long past dead. Shame too, given his mind on both sides of the ball. Ask a lot of people about Old Hickory, and you probably can't avoid the word offensive. And hell, any guy who can make defense work in New Orleans has to be a genius.
My inner history nerd loves this.^^^
tried to insert a gif. Giving up now