Hatin On Gene Chizik

By: 4VPISU on November 20, 2015, 8:08 AM | 29 comments

I thought that since Larry Fedora is a name that is being tossed around in the coach search, perhaps we should focus on another UNC coach...

Gene Chizik.

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VPIhokieME's picture VPIhokieME
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| 10 years 7 months #

Gene Chizik thinks Scot Loeffler should be VT's next head coach

Onward and upward

play.hokies's picture play.hokies | 10 years 7 months #

Scott Loeffler?

"The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. " Rocky B.

Egbert's picture Egbert
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| 10 years 7 months #

Wanker

This is going to be great for the ACC.

3rdandLogan's picture 3rdandLogan | 10 years 7 months #
VT_Fencer's picture VT_Fencer | 10 years 7 months #

Gene Chizik throws the basket in the trash with the rest of his garbage at fast food restaurants, on purpose.

Gene Chizik doesn't say thank you when you hold the door open for him.

Gene Chizik will get in an elevator that's going up even though he's going down.

Gene Chizik takes a cart full of groceries though the self-checkout line.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

99AgHokie's picture 99AgHokie | 10 years 7 months #

Gene Chizik thinks that Bud Foster is just an ok DC.

Gene Chizik thinks that UNC will bring 12,000 fans into Lane on Saturday.

There is nothing in the world like Thursday night in Blacksburg!

99AgHokie's picture 99AgHokie | 10 years 7 months #

Gene Chizik hopes that they come out with a non-animated version of Wreck-It-Ralph so he can play Gene.

There is nothing in the world like Thursday night in Blacksburg!

vtandy's picture vtandy | 10 years 7 months #

You know that Gene Chizik is going to be our next coach now...

Egbert's picture Egbert
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| 10 years 7 months #

Gene Chizik thinks it's great to be named after a small piece of gum.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

realhokieryan's picture realhokieryan
| 10 years 7 months #

Gene Chizik thinks he's the reason auburn won a national title

8300A_Hokie'12's picture 8300A_Hokie'12
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| 10 years 7 months #

Gene Chizik thinks Jar Jar Binks is the greatest of all the Star Wars characters and thinks the prequels are FAR superior to the original trilogy

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

4VPISU's picture 4VPISU | 10 years 7 months #

Gene Chizik likes pop tarts with no icing

TechHokie13's picture TechHokie13 | 10 years 7 months # ^

What a monster.

hokie07ME's picture hokie07ME | 10 years 7 months #

Gene Chizik thinks UNC is a football school with an OK basketball program

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Lozo1016's picture Lozo1016 | 10 years 7 months #

Gene Chizik misses his old job.

IfishVTIam's picture IfishVTIam
| 10 years 7 months #

Gene Chizik knows for an absolute fact that Danny did NOT catch that ball.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

Hokie in The Wire's picture Hokie in The Wire
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| 10 years 7 months #

Gene Chizik thinks Mike London should be VT's next head coach, and wants to work for him.

Gene Chizik thinks Luke and Leah should have gotten married

8300A_Hokie'12's picture 8300A_Hokie'12
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| 10 years 7 months # ^

inceeeeeeeeessst!!

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

HokieJeep's picture HokieJeep | 10 years 7 months #

Gene Chizik thinks this whole Frank Beamer celebration is way overblown.

2026 Season Challenge: TBD
Previous Challenges: Star Wars (2019), Marvel (2020), Batman (2021), Wrasslin' (2022)

Alum07's picture Alum07
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| 10 years 7 months #

if not for Cam Newton, Gene Chizik would be viewed as a poor man's Lane Kiffin

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

hokie07ME's picture hokie07ME | 10 years 7 months #

Gene Chizik's took what most coaches do at the end of a game when they're holding a 1 TD lead and turned it into his entire defensive philosophy

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SCHokie2011's picture SCHokie2011 | 10 years 7 months #

Gene Chizik changes lanes on a busy freeway without using his blinkers

Using /s is for cowards.

Hokie in The Wire's picture Hokie in The Wire
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| 10 years 7 months # ^

Gene Chizik changes lanes in the tunnel

cds7c's picture cds7c | 10 years 7 months #

Gene Chizik wears a lot of cologne. He always saves the last spritz for his crotch area and says "...and one for the ladiezzzz...."

Lozo1016's picture Lozo1016 | 10 years 7 months #

Gene Chizik is a helicopter parent

"Getting a little handsy with my daughter, aren't you kid?"

vfrhokie's picture vfrhokie
| 10 years 7 months #

Gene Chizik wants to know why there's no #GameDay4Gene

MPHOKIE's picture MPHOKIE | 10 years 7 months #

Gen Chizik has no idea what happened to that $180,000 that went missing at Auburn.

757hokie83's picture 757hokie83
CLASS WAR VETERAN
| 10 years 7 months #

Gene Chizik has pink barbie sheets

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

TechHokie13's picture TechHokie13 | 10 years 7 months #

Gene Chizik thinks the UNC head coaching job is far superior to the VT job.