OT: Pi(e) Day? The Debate Will Rage

One simply cannot let this particular day pass without bringing the discussion back to the top!

Happy Pi(e) Day, All...

Now where is that leftover chocolate cake...

Go Hokies!

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There is no debate it's Pie. Always has been and always will be.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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The eternal equation: Pie = Infinity

Rage, rage against the dying of the pie

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Pie isn't going to die.

It's infinity, man.

Why do you think PI is in vPI?? Case closed.

You mean Steak and BJ day right? ;)

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
β€œI served in the United States Navy"

I refuse to partake in this heathen celebration. I take my leave.

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It's so tempting to downvote all of these silly, confused pie kids but as #teamcake we will always take the high road.

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Pie can be adapted to anything. That does not make it superior to cake...

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Um.... yes it does. Not the only way it is superior, just another one.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

False

Helmets can be adapted to feature hokie stone. Adaptation is not intrinsically a good thing.

(also for example the fish pie in the previous post)

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Some people probably like the fish pie. I'd like to try it - Scandinavian I'd guess. I know some people liked the stone helmets. Thai fish cakes are actually one of my favorite "cakes", along with crab "cakes", if you want to claim either as cakes, even though they are patty's. Cheese cake is my favorite cake, even though it is actually made like a pie. Adaptability means flexibility. Not everyone has to like every pie, but there is a perfect pie for everyone.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Ahh, fellow #teamcake brethren. I am home.

Ok. Pie-I mean, er, BYE.

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

If loving pie is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

It's not that loving pie is wrong, it's just that there is a deeper, multi-layered love that is readily available at any purveyor of the confectionary arts.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

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I thank you. We shall now convene to our local temple: Our Lady of Perpetual Weight Gain aka Carol Lee's Donuts.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

You've stumbled into something, amid the powdered sugar and candy sprinkles... Perhaps the answer to the entire question lies in Carol Lee... A fruit-filled confection that is neither "Pie" nor "Cake" yet is fully compatible with both worlds... The perfect symbiotic balance may explain the weight gain and the popularity...

And no surprise there, it's Wally Lancaster with an airball that looked gorgeous on its way to nowhere...
2/15/89, VT vs. South Carolina...

Lee

Donuts are to cake and pie what fast food is to real food.

While there are cake and pie variants (regular vs jelly-filled), they simply don't warrant a place in the conversation.

I was afraid someone was going for the American Pie gif after reading that...

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I thought you were going to bring up the other National Pie Day.

Btw: Ice cream goes with both, just sayin'.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

But mostly with pie, just sayin'.

part of the world domination, I had Groom's pies instead of groom's cake at my wedding.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

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And that same 9% run 98% of the world!!

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The other 90 percent were too busy eating pie to answer a stupid survey.

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That makes team cake the 1%.

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and see how the 1% is viewed by in society today

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Ooooh let's bring politics into a fun thread!

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my attempt was at satire humor not intentionally about Politics here.

via GIPHY

Dang it I am way off today, stupid spring forward crap

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You cakers and piers are so funny, neither of your desserts are edible without a scoop of ice cream making it the true king of dessert.

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
β€œI served in the United States Navy"

I DIDN'T THINK THERE WERE OTHER TEAM ICECREAMERS ON HERE. HI!

Represent.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

If you had said gelato, you'd have had my attention.

Ice cream is more like something you serve with your pie.

The ice cream is strong on this board.

Let pie and cake have their fight. Our silence makes us stronger.

Ice cream is just a condiment for pie or cake. That is like choosing ketchup in a debate about hot dogs and hamburgers.

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

Or is pie and cake a condiment to ice cream? You can eat ice cream on it's own whenever you want, but what is apple pie without a scoop of ice cream?

The answer is emptiness. It's straight up emptiness without ice cream.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Can't we all just get along?

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

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Nerd, Nerd, Nerd. My side was picked when I joined this band of pirates, and I assure you I have seldom been accused of not having an opinion. Yesterday, I had chocolate pie, coconut pie, and for lunch, pizza pie. I read an article about Floozy's Pies in Louisa, and, well, generally celebrated pie day. It's just that I do abhor dissention in the ranks, and hate arguing with folks I tend to usually agree with. Call me a pacifist, call me crazy, but don't call me ambivalent. It's pie all the way, big feller, but I'm no fool. In the absence of acceptable pie, I will eat a well made layer cake, I will eat doughnuts, and I will eat Shoney's hot fudge cake, but when it comes to declaring allegiance, it is #teampie.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

I thought I could trust you Fish, I really did.

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Damn, bro. Cold. Leg for being a funny guy, but secretly? I'm disappointed in you.

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I am sick and tired of you purveyors of false dichotomies trying to force me to choose.

I WILL NOT!!!!

Today I will eat Pie for Pi day (obviously) and also cake to celebrate this online community. And I will of course have ice cream with both.

Tomorrow I will research information about type 2 diabetes.

Fight the power -- don't be forced to choose. You can have both.

"Don't go to, go through"

The porter on that list is good stuff

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

That's what I did. While everyone else was squabblin' - I went to my local pie shop and grabbed a slice of barbecue pulled pork and a slice of Baltimore Bomb, headed to my local watering hole and enjoyed with a cold beer.

It was a good night.

I love pie a lot
It is like the 4 and 2
The answer for all

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Nice pieku

"Don't go to, go through"


Didn't get to post this last night so I figured that I'd do it now. While apple pie will always be my favorite, I had a craving for a coconut cream pie. Made the crust and filling myself along with getting some heavy cream to get gains for my forearms.

While making this delicious pie I had time to reflect and realized that #TeamPie consists of better lovers than #TeamCake. While Pi(e) day allows us to express our love for something else, a Cake day is a narcissistic, and egotistical holiday that tells us we deserve a piece of often overly sweet dessert for being alive for a whole year.
Then again what do I know? I'm just a man that knows how to make a good cream pie.

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

As cupcakes are a form of cake this picture should end this discussion once and for all. #emmaisteamcake

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Really because that looks like a pizza PIE that's she's eating. #EmmaWatson2Episode5#TeamPieStrikesBack

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

a pizza PIE

Found the guy from New Jersey.

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And the definitive one...

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#teamcake

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Clearly cake is for making visually appealing art projects. Pie is for eating. Me and my taste buds stand firmly beind #TeamPie

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

[sighs] This again. Look, if you'll kindly observe the above comment that clearly points out the PI in VPI, I'm sorry but case closed. Done deal. PIE first. PIE now. PIE forever. There is no CAKE in VPI.

Le sigh...

Pie =

Pi =

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Let's take a deeper look:

Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University.

IIAPTEHE

When rearanged?

I HATE PIE.

IT IS WRITTEN!

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Actually (by that logic) it's I SAVOR PIE.

Nope. I did all the research. It is indisputable science.

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Science and denial are different. See denial below.

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(I know. Still love you. Even if you are a dirty pie supporter.)

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Cause some people want to see the world burn

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Or Indiana/Maryland so we can at least both hate on the terrapins. Although, I do have family from Massachusetts which is another area in which you don't want to ask for apple on your pie in most scenarios.

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

Really because that looks like a pizza PIE that's she's eating.

This ladies and gentlemen this is what we call a reach

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That's because you REALLY don't want to google search Emma Watson pie

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Lol yea I learned this the hard way simply doing a google image search of "pie." The safesearch failed me on that one.

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I had it all typed in to Google search and then went - "wait a minute, that won't look good on a work computer."
I had a similar moment earlier today when I went to search "twins gif" for a sarcastic "we're twinsies" reply (for not TKP). I hit Enter and was saved by SafeSearch.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

A day late, but I'll just leave this here:

French Silk Perfection" />

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

It is never too late, and there is always room for PIE.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

This is true. Given my wife's creation above, and others like this, its amazing that I don't weigh 300+ lbs. Of course, I can be too late, with a teenager in the house. But that only deprives me of pie. Most food doesn't have a long shelf life in my refrigerator.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

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Where Do we stand on Cheesecake?
Cake in the name but looks like a Pie...
I like to think its the best of both worlds.

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