No Jersey Numbers for LOLUVA this spring

So,
I was reading the ACC Blog article about Isaiah Ford that SCHokie211 posted and continued to scroll down to discover this interesting tidbit.

Linky McLink

"There will be no numbers on the jerseys in the spring," Mendenhall said, according to the The (Charlottesville) Daily Progress' Andrew Ramspacher. "Nothing on the helmets, other than their names on the front."

Is there a football version of this:

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And for the first time in recorded history, a student at LOLUVa is actually being requested to earn something and not have it given to them.

The student body is still trying to figure out how to handle this news.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

They'll just Photoshop them in.

"LOLUVA - Invent the Roster"

We put the K in Kwality

LOLUVa -- "Photoshop the Wins"

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

So my primary take away from that article was in the comments. The first comment reads...

Thank you Virginia for taking Bronco from us. He was a good coach but I couldn't stand his weird ideas.

A LOLUVA fan then responds with the following statement...

as a UVA fan, I say he can strip them of whatever he wants, as long as we get W's. Hoos still dream of the Tiki Barber and James Farrior days...that was 20 years ago

Using /s is for cowards.

Boo Frickety.....didn't he play DB for the hoos back in the early 80's?

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Think it is because they can't count?

Wasn't there a quote last season about a player saying his number was L5?...a shoot, I mean 27

We put the K in Kwality

I thought we stole all their numbers during 38-0, hence the final score.

"Exit light..."

Bro!

We put the K in Kwality

We didn't steal them, we earned it. Again and again and again and again. .....

... X 12

We put the K in Kwality

The past couple years I've actually had to look it up a few times. Or ask myself, "Was I in elementary school or middle school?"

One day our great great grandchildren will hear tales about the time the Wahoos beat the Hokies near the beginning of the 21st century

If they beat VT, each player earns their uniform number and their own planet

And a special pair of underpants?

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

Just throw it to the open guy.

Plays? Who need 'em?

Give me a post and an out on the right side and a slant with a go on the left. Throw the go route every time.

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Looks like Jerod Evans will wear #4.... Check hokiesports for other notable jersey # changes Gaines gonna wear #11

I didn't have enough turkey legs to post that they changed the football roster.. I don't think they updated weights or heights though

It'sAnEvansJerseyISwear

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Damn straight

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

I bought a football jersey when Eddie Royal was #4. If Evans is as good as we hope he will be, just another entry in a long line of excellent #4s.

"Exit light..."

BM handing out numbers in his office.....

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said


Biff Mendenhall

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here

'Its easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat,
but the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in the seat'

Still more numbers than fans at their spring game.

"Coach, this isn't working. We look totally lost without numbers."

*crickets*

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

If nobody is gonna watch, there's no need to tell them apart.

'07 Mechanical Engineering

"Touchdown, Tech! I have never enjoyed saying that more"
-Bill Roth

This headline is only slightly misleading. It's not that there will be no numbers as a rule. instead, any player who has participated in a victory over Tech gets to wear a number...

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I started playing football in the 3rd grade. We had numbers. The end.

We put the K in Kwality

I may have figured out why LOLUVA is so bad at football.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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....but....I don't understand.

"...When we step on that field, they bleed like we bleed and we're gonna show the world."
-Corey Marshall

Because they are using a basketball and basketball hoop at football practice.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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I understand why you posted it. I don't understand why they are doing that.

"...When we step on that field, they bleed like we bleed and we're gonna show the world."
-Corey Marshall

My bad.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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No big deal. Have a leg.

"...When we step on that field, they bleed like we bleed and we're gonna show the world."
-Corey Marshall

They have to get excited over something during football practice.

(it says #HoopsImportantNow)

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

I would assume they are translating the jumping for a rebound with catching the football at the high point.

High Point would still win the game.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Broncoball, it's like Calvinball, but it makes less sense.

"Exit light..."

Ok so the ESPN blog just posted another very interesting article on Bronco's methodology toward this year's Spring Practice. The full article can be found right here.

Mendenhall has set mini-goals since his December hiring, according to the (Charlottesville) Daily Progress' Andrew Ramspatcher. Among them:

Warming up properly equals weight-room access

Showing enough effort in black attire allows you to wear school colors and logos

If you impress your peers, you choose your jersey number earlier

If you pass the pre-spring fitness test, you get to practice this spring

More than 90 percent of the Cavaliers' roster qualified for the program's first spring practice Tuesday.

"These guys are fighting like crazy," Mendenhall said Monday, according to the newspaper, "actually to get to work harder, once they put on gear, and that's the paradigm shift that I'm hoping for.

"Football is supposed to be the reward, and it's supposed to be an amazing experience, and that happens with success."

The next goal for the players is rather simple: Convince Mendenhall to have a spring game April 23.

Using /s is for cowards.

The next goal for the players is rather simple: Convince Mendenhall to have a spring game April 23.

And after that, convince fans to actually attend said game. Well, can't say the guy doesn't reach for the stars. He is at LOLUVa, so he should get used to disappointment. Maybe there's a clock somewhere for that one.

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I think he means Schnap!

After seeing that, I feel a very strong need to wipe my face.

The feel sorry for their players. If I were them I would rather have my number and no name, pretty embarrassing for people to know you play for UVA.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

They all had a chance to go elsewhere.

Well, at least not having a number during practive gives the coaches a chance to continue using this phrase

We're sure going to miss that imagination.

Or lack thereof.