UVA students "Enjoying Themselves" a little too much

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you do know they warn against pretty much the same thing in the VT halls right?

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But seriously though, this is a pretty old prank notice that has appeared in numerous incarnations with virtually every university plastered on the top of it, so this is undoubtedly fake.

I don't know if this is fake or not....note the third sentence..."Please remain from using...??? Obviously, they meant refrain....but this falls right into the same I'm-smart-because-I-work-at-UVA-so-I-don't-need-a-proofreader mentality as London's recruiting letter.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

They forgot to say to "please formerly remain from using..."

this is true...

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

The typo definitely makes it more plausible. I vote real.

Probably real... happens everywhere whether you win against your rival or not

You'd think they would've found better cleaning chemicals or figured out some sort of advancement in plumbing technology considering this has to be an issue at EVERY college.

Also I have no idea what shave gel they are handing out but that is CLEARLY not clogging the drains...

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

I like to think I did my part clogging those west AJ drains all those years ago....(tear)

All that shaving cream?

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

My freshman dorm showers were clogged from enough vomit that we had to have an hour long meeting about it. Girls are cool.

As a former RA, the girls bathrooms always had some of the nastiest things. Especially in the showers.

As a former lifeguard who had to clean the bathrooms at the pool I worked at, I agree.

Ha, we went through the same. There was a hall meeting for some unknown reason, then the RAs threatened the girls with a collective JR for everyone. We got to peace out after a few minutes, though, while the girls stayed behind for a while. It was sort of hilarious. I thought our bathroom was gross, but the girls' must have been far worse.

"Exit light..."

I learned about this phenomenon this weekend regarding girls throwing up in the shower. Why in the hell would someone throw up anywhere besides a toilet or a back deck?

That.is.so.gross. Maybe the shower was closer than the toilet???

@AMB4VT

i imagine because they probably do not want people to know and the sound of the showers covers it up a little bit more

The focus of the talk was on bulimia but I chalked it up to be shitfaced.

The dorms that I lived in at LU had community bathrooms, but we had a sink in the bedrooms. One time when I was sick and resting in bed, I suddenly had to vommit and the sink was the first reasonable place to come into my line of sight. Just barely made it there, definitely didn't have time to go out, down the hall, into the bathroom, and find an empty stall.

I lived in Pritchard when it was still all guys, and I don't remember our bathroom being too gross. Obviously it was somewhat gross, but not too gross. Maybe I just lived on a good hall.

Edit: I think I heard that Pritchard is now coed, but I could be wrong about that.

"We were at the pinnacle, and we did it for years," Foster says. He pauses, nods, takes a deep breath. "And I did it with the best guy in the business."

Yes, Pritchard is co-ed now.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Having lived in Prichard many years ago, that was freakin' awesome. And of course having lived there, I knew that the conclusion was that it was "always co-ed," the RA's just didn't know it.

ChicagoHokie

I'll admit, I'm too young. I just heard my dad (who lived in Lee his first two years) tell stories of the antics from the 7 layers of players.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

It was quite the legendary time. Vandalism was most common rather than being that gross all the time. There are too many bathroom pranks/antics to recount them all. One of my favorite that was simple was when I went into a bathroom stall and sat down I looked over at the TP roll and it was empty so only the cardboard was still there, and someone had sharpie'd on the cardboard "NOW YOU'RE FUCKED". Needless to say I thought it was funny because I saw it early enough right after I sat down to move stalls.

@vtscottyb

Has been for over 4 years now.

Lived in AJ and was on the first floor. My room was 2 doors from the entrance. Could pretty much walk right out and go to West End. Around 2:00 every night on the weekend I usually had my door open to watch the shiii-show that walked in since it was the easiest entrance to go into. Girls would just waltz into my room all the time asking me what I was doing. They really dgaf and would even come into the bathroom at times while I was in there. It was always my entertainment when I didnt have the opportunity to go out. Sigh I miss it so....

Similar experience here, lived on the 2nd floor EAJ (which is the entry floor facing towards D2), and each weekend was an experience.

Pritchard bathrooms were pretty nasty when I was an RA there in '97. Any RA's on TKP from around that time?

"It's a Hokie takeover of The Hill ... in Charlottesville!" -Bill Roth

I was RA in Payne in 96/97. Had my own private bathroom. It was the tits. Then I was a HRA in 97/98 and 98/99. I ran a... loose ship

7 layers of players...LMAO. Classic video