Clemson's new Asst. Basketball Coach... Dick Bender

Clemson's Dick Bender

Also, got his Master's and former employee of DePauw

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Well, since we went there I present to you, all the way from Rowan University in New Jersey, Dick Wackar Stadium!

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

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And that's all I have to say about that

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

He could still get endorsement deals for inconvenience incontinence meds.

We put the K in Kwality

Like meds that really annoy you? Or suppositories that are a pain in the ass to take?

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Oops. Effin autocorrect. Still kinda funny though...

We put the K in Kwality

I sense that the autocorrect is strong with you.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Why don't they just choose to go by Richard

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

Cause if you have ever met a Richard, most of the time you come away thinking he's a Dick anyway! Just taking out the middle man.

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

In the spirit of this thread

I hurt watching this. Also, am thankful that I have daughters.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

This is exactly what I expected when I opened this thread. Funny way to end the workday!

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Former employee of mine: Richard Rader. Best porn name ever!

We put the K in Kwality

Going to add my "go to" name guy, since he has been around NOVA forever...

HARRY C. BEAVER, MD
MEDICAL EXAMINER at Dr ALPHA & OMEGA
Gainesville, VirginiaMedical Practice

And yes...our boy is a gynecologist.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A gif is worth a million.

Damn you, I was just about to post this picture.

Former boss: Dick Always
Former Associate: Dick Steele

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

I have former boss who was a Dick too. He spelled his name "M-A-T-T" but I'm sure it was pronounced like Dick.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

β€œWhen life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

"Kevin"

We put the K in Kwality

Got a set of engineering plans back the other day... The person reviewing our plans is named Richard Hammer. Yep this guys named is Dick Hammer.

I used to have a guy come into my office named Doug Hiscock. It took everything in my power not to giggle when I saw his name badge.

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

I went to a lecture presented by a woman from Alcoa named Susan Finger. I couldn't resist thinking that her email alias could potentially be fingersu.

Somewhere out there, there is a very sad Hokie Knight who is unable to take advantage of this situation

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin