Yes, that ESPN.
Link to the full story from WDBJ
Just another shining example of intelligence from the fount of genius known as Charlottesville. Another fine example may be found here.
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The only time ESPN will call Charlottesville home.
That's funny.
Still, it needs one of these.
Loluva should give this kid lifetime football season tickets. Then they could say that ESPN is at all their games.
He probably wouldn't go.
It's not the cost of tickets that keeps people away.
Gotta hand it to the 'Hoos for being great hagglers. They won't go to a game until they get 3 more tickets AND get hot dogs and drinks included.
Why $8? WTH why not make it 8.59 or something?
... one of the few that would be there, if he even went!
It's gonna be great when E$PN doesn't even cover this story and then they change his name out of disappointment
...or they get sued for copyright infringement
Espn runs a story like every year, there are usually about a dozen or so families that do this.
Why do they do it? Because it's America and you can ruin a kids formative school years being relentlessly teased if you damn well please
Just. No.
That's just disturbing...
Sure looks like a Hoo.
Freakin' me out Man!
Oh, this is PRICELESS! How many times is this kid gonna get beat up?
He should beat his parents up.
As long as he stays in Cvile he will be fine. Hoos can't beat anyone.
It's prounced "Esspin", said in James Bottomtooth's voice with nose pointed up and pinky finger high.
...and no, it's not pronounced "Kevin" (LOLUVA, or Charlottesburg for that matter, doesn't get that one)
Very true. En route, just hop on 151 about 20 miles out of town and head south into Nelson Co. Imbibe copiously as you process the absurdity you just passed through.
Not only that but the middle names of the twins are Luke and Leia. I'm a Star Wars fan, but that seems a little much. Poor kids.
I just, I can't, wow. Parents like this should be sterilized and have their kids taken away.
Well...there goes my plan, I guess my next kid will have to settle for Fox Sports 1
You mean Raycom?
My friend named his kid Laettner. I guess it's neat since he's a big Duke fan but I think the kid might kinda hate it when he gets older. Same with this.
I noticed that the doctor has delivered 5000 babies this century. That's a little more than the number of loluva fans who attended their Spring Festival.
There are a lot of strange names out there. My wife is a teacher, and one particularly funny (and on a certain level, sad) name of a child was "Female" (pronounced fem-ah'-ley). The parents said that the hospital had already named the child and put it on the bracelet when they brought her to the mother after her birth. True story.
FTFY
Those people should not be breeding!
Haha that's almost as bad as the people naming their kids Abcde, pronounced "AB-si-dee."
My wife has had one of those, too.
That's amazing. My wife has had some unique ones, but nothing too crazy.
Oh oh i have one!! La-a
Pronounced "La Dash ah"?
Just L. It's a visual puzzle La minus a = L. Solved.
I tip my hat to both of you
But the juxtaposition of La implies multiplication, so it's really a matter of factoring out.
La - a = a(L - 1)
"a(L-1)," what a cruel name for a kid. Better be good a math, too.
Much better to just name the kid -a+La
I had a middle school girl student named Tikela - pronounced like the liquor, when teaching summer school way back in 1993. Not sure if the mom thought the nurse asked "what can I get you?" instead of "What is her name?", or if she was named after the cause of pregnancy, but that had to be a hard name to live with.
I feel like a woman named Tequila can only go into a few different lines of work, none of them worth putting on a resume...
Mahalo!
"oh look, someone responded to my comment, I wonder what it says... DAMMIT MCGRUBER!!!"
please link to the picture and label NSFW
A clothed model with a surfboard is USFW?? Geez, this was a step down from the Emma pole pic (& no obvious photo-shop for that matter). EDIT
If there's never been any photoshopping done to that pic, I'm a monkey's uncle.
In the spirit of this post can we take a moment to acknowledge the name's of Bronco's kids...
Strange ESPN article on Bronco's strange family
sounds like what I name my Banner Saga characters
Cutter, Raeder, and Breaker? But I hardly know her, and that's no way to treat a lady!
Obviously he hoped to lead them to a re-rebirth of American Gladiators...or dodgeball championships on the Ocho.
I'm a little sleepy this morning and just read the title as "cop from Charlottesville names child Espn."
...assumed it was another UVa recruiting thread.