I got a "I'll think about it" from @audranorris, which is about as good as I could've hoped for. pic.twitter.com/VniroYRkjW— Brian Marcolini (@marcolini11) July 19, 2016
He will forever endure rhetorical looks from strangers that say, 'He is with her'.
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Congrats. Welcome to the club.
The greatest compliment a guy can ever receive is that he "outkicked his coverage".
Congrats buddy.
As long as it wasn't based on a "shit or get off the pot" ultimatum, congrats!
Bravo and welcome! Need a photographer haha jk!
Congrats Brian, my wife has been know as "Why" for a long while now. As in "why is she with him?"
You get used to it after a while.
Most just think I have to have a lot of money.
My response is always that I follow Teddy Roosevelt's foreign policy
also congrats Brian
Congratulations! I assume we can all look forward to an open invitation posted on TKP in the future. Until then enjoy the slow months before the wedding planning takes off, it can be overwhelming, but all the little things won't outweigh the day surrounded by everyone you know and love.
Dude could have gotten a splinter, putting a bare knee on that weathered wood. Dedicated!
At least she didn't do this:
Congratulations, Brian!
Why would she try to arrest him?
The sooner you learn "Yes dear, you were absolutly right" the smoother the marriage will go. Gongrats and good luck. Always marry your best friend, because they last a lifetime.
FTFY
Always better to be proactive than reactive!
> Yes dear, you
were arewill be absolutely right"Just "Yes dear."
Anything more is too risky
Yea because then they want to know HOW they are right, and how YOU are wrong.
Have you ever asked your wife where to go for dinner? You can name every place within an hour drive and she doesn't like anything you suggest.
This is a struggle for us, actually.
"How about X?"
"Whatever you want." [ GENTLEMEN, THIS IS A TRAP ]
"Alright, let's do that then."
"I don't really feel like X."
While we're on the topic of relationship communication, here's my favorite:
I have this saved on my phone and play it for my wife from time to time.
She "loves" it
"How do you like my hair?" or "Do you think I should change my hair?"
"I think you look great!"
Look at everything Brian has to look forward to.
Congrats!
Best advice I ever received about marriage was," You can be happy, or you can be right." Just consider this your new internal mantra. Repeat as necessary.
All jokes aside, congratulations. Marriage is awesome, when the ingredients are properly mixed. Every day, take time to appreciate how lucky you are that you found someone who will put up with your shit.
NO. BRIAN! DON'T DO IT! IT'S NOT WORTH IT! SAVE YOURSELF! RUN!!!
I'm just screwing, congrats.
Saw this the other day, might be relevant
How not to [mess] up your marriage
http://imgur.com/gallery/TJLbb
Now that you're taken, all the ladies be like,
Congratulations, Brian and remember
NO.
FALL.
WEDDINGS.
Ever.
The key to a great marriage is lots and lots of really good sex.
well, with each other. Lots and lots of really, really good sex - with each other.
and kinky too. I mean, if she's into that, and this and the other thing. so, it's lots and lots of really, really, good sex - with each other and kinky (if she's into that).
don't for get wild and passionate. So, the key to a great marriage is lots and lots of really, really good, wild and passionate kinky (If she's into that) sex - with each other.
and there's some that really like to turn it into a party, add a third. So, the key to a great marriage is lots and lots of really, really good, wild and passionate kinky (If she's into that) sex - with each other x1.5.
not to say you are limited by the x1.5 thing, I mean, I wouldn't want to imply you guys are limited... So, the key to a great marriage is lots and lots of really, really good, wild and passionate kinky (If she's into that) sex - with each other x1.5+ (but not assuming).
It's all quite simply really. Just remember all this once you start having kids and you get tired and there's more demands on your time.
and talking, don't forget the talking....
one of the few posts where "say it with gifs" does not apply.
Nm. Found it!
