Caption This: Sam Rogers Presser Photo

By: HokiESQ on August 29, 2016, 4:26 PM | 46 comments

I CANNOT stop laughing at this still of Sam Rogers. He looks like a hostage giving a forced statement filmed on a 7-11 closed circuit security camera. Or like he's doing an imitation of Randy "Macho Man" Savage (RIP) on your parent's camcorder in 1989. Or like he's selling protein shakes in an overnight infomercial.

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HokieJeep's picture HokieJeep | 9 years 10 months #

Same captions as used in this image:

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NerdMagic's picture NerdMagic | 9 years 10 months # ^

When he's wearing #25 and Tennessee realizes they are gonna lose...

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Joe Lanza's picture Joe Lanza
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| 9 years 10 months #

wasknick's picture wasknick | 9 years 10 months # ^

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

VTBlackout's picture VTBlackout
| 9 years 10 months # ^

"Someone saw the leprachaun say 'Heeeey'"

The Dude Abides

VB06Hokie's picture VB06Hokie | 9 years 10 months #

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

french60wasp's picture french60wasp
| 9 years 10 months #

"Did you ever see that scene in 'Scanners' where the dude's head blows up?"

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

wasknick's picture wasknick | 9 years 10 months # ^

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

krak_t's picture krak_t | 9 years 10 months #

What's the difference between "Great questions, keep them coming!" and "After I answer this last lame question, I'm going to feast on all your souls." ?

Seeing them try to smile would be terrifying.

dragone's picture dragone | 9 years 10 months #

Let's Go

HOKIES

dragone's picture dragone | 9 years 10 months #

Let's Go

HOKIES

krak_t's picture krak_t | 9 years 10 months #

VTGuitarMan's picture VTGuitarMan
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| 9 years 10 months #

"Exit light..."

krak_t's picture krak_t | 9 years 10 months # ^

coldblood4vt's picture coldblood4vt
| 9 years 10 months #

"Uh-oh, that wasn't a fart."

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

NavyEMC's picture NavyEMC
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| 9 years 10 months #

I'm a man! I'm 45!

But 25 is okay, too.

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Bragghokie's picture Bragghokie
| 9 years 10 months #

"Fall is coming..."

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

JeffreyTFerg's picture JeffreyTFerg
I'M THE DUDE, MAN
| 9 years 10 months #

Not sure there's been a better time for, "Don't deny my pussy touchdowns."

"Just keep matriculatin' the ball down the field, boys." -Hank Stram

ohherro's picture ohherro
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| 9 years 10 months # ^

Upleg for reference.
Reset for being too lazy to create an image macro.

JeffreyTFerg's picture JeffreyTFerg
I'M THE DUDE, MAN
| 9 years 10 months # ^

"Just keep matriculatin' the ball down the field, boys." -Hank Stram

H_ighlander_okie's picture H_ighlander_okie | 9 years 10 months # ^

I want to laugh but it only made me sad :(

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

DeLuxDolemite's picture DeLuxDolemite
FULLY DIPPED DRUMMER
| 9 years 10 months #

There is no Sam Rogers, only Zuul

'04hokie's picture '04hokie
| 9 years 10 months # ^

My what a lovely singing voice you must have.

Turcicus's picture Turcicus | 9 years 10 months # ^

Oh Zuulie, you nut, now c'mon.

JeffreyTFerg's picture JeffreyTFerg
I'M THE DUDE, MAN
| 9 years 10 months # ^

"She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client and because she sleeps above her covers...four feet above her covers. She barks, she drools, she claws!"

"Just keep matriculatin' the ball down the field, boys." -Hank Stram

Alum07's picture Alum07
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| 9 years 10 months # ^

This whole subthread

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

AustinHokie's picture AustinHokie | 9 years 10 months #

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding, dang my dang a long ling long....

ryane26vt's picture ryane26vt | 9 years 10 months #

Liberty? They'll really get after ya

Joe Lanza's picture Joe Lanza
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| 9 years 10 months #

ohherro's picture ohherro
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| 9 years 10 months # ^

L'burgHokieVa's picture L'burgHokieVa | 9 years 10 months #

"Make eye contact with me one more time, MUTHA F*CKA!!!!"

hokie07ME's picture hokie07ME | 9 years 10 months #

Nobody talk to me. I'm having a staring contest with Corey Moore and I don't want to break my concentration.

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Hokieflyguy's picture Hokieflyguy
RAIL EXPERT
| 9 years 10 months #

"Punt? F@ck yeah I'll punt!! But we're not going to need to..."

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

NitWhitt's picture NitWhitt
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| 9 years 10 months #

"Wait...you're not a member of TKPC? Next question!"

We put the K in Kwality

HorseOnATreadmill's picture HorseOnATreadmill
| 9 years 10 months #

So is Sam eating a squirrel the new thing? I can dig it.

NitWhitt's picture NitWhitt
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| 9 years 10 months # ^

Sam eats whatever he damn well pleases. I mean, who's going to tell him not to?

We put the K in Kwality

ThrockmortonHearsaHoo's picture ThrockmortonHearsaHoo | 9 years 10 months #

Listen to the Chowder and Grits Podcast for ACC and Hokies football talk.

AustinHokie's picture AustinHokie | 9 years 10 months # ^

I'm sorry but this is friggin' hilarious! I regret that I have but one leg to give for my....ermm... you know.

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding, dang my dang a long ling long....

NitWhitt's picture NitWhitt
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| 9 years 10 months # ^

We put the K in Kwality

Musky's picture Musky | 9 years 10 months # ^

If it was pie it would have chowed down.

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

VTBlackout's picture VTBlackout
| 9 years 10 months #

3 possible explanations

1) someone walked into the room wearing a UVA hat
2) someone's phone was not on silent
3) someone eating a bag of chips and Sam ain't having it

The Dude Abides

Leonard's picture Leonard | 9 years 10 months #

Leonard. Duh.

Jander75's picture Jander75 | 9 years 10 months #

That truck got it easy compared to what opposing D's are getting this season!

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NitWhitt's picture NitWhitt
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| 9 years 10 months #

Why does he always have a heavy Russian accent in my imagination?

We put the K in Kwality