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Note that the writer of the article is a UVA fan. Just pure gold.
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Losses to the Terps and UVA huh. Hm. When was the last time that happened.
At this point, if beating VT is all that keeps "can't manage a time clock but is a cop" around, then UVA has their priorities out of whack.
Since some UVA hack got to write out our season, here is my attempt:
UVA vs Oregon: ducks by 3800, sending the wahoos into an oblivion of not knowing which way is which.
UVA regains footing, scores a touchdown in week 2 but doesn't win another game. Ever.
The dancing Jefferson's cry into their beanies and all is still right with the world.
Don't forget UVA, prognosticators can talk all they want. Keep your clock on us, cause when we beat Alabama, the only other game we will look towards will be the last one. After wiping the table.
Enjoy the mental victories in recruits, it's all you've got.
This guy should get together with Mama Giraffe and make some nice little bias babies.
Wow, LOLUVA fans are really reaching in their trash talk this year. With this and fake Beamer twitter they actually look like they have some confidence that they are going to be something more than mediocre.
Let's predict for them shall we:
BYU: Cougars by 2 touchdowns.
Oregon: Ducks put in 3rd string by half time. loss by at least 30 points.
VMI: LOLUVA wins by a touchdown
Pitt: I'm saying they play close but lose by 10
Ball State: Upset Alert. LOLUVA may actually beat them... maybe
Maryland: LOL-Coaches Bowl. While London is still more LOL, Edsall takes the win.
Duke: Close game. The Spectacular Zima's fight through at the end and squeak by with a win.
GT: Another loss. Paul "I coach kids how to legally chop block" Johnson will have his offense humming by now, and LOLUVA has no defense.
Clemson: Tigers stomp.
UNC: Close game but still a loss.
Miami: Duke Johnson sets Miami record for most yardage in a game. Loss
VT: 38-0 bro. Wash, rinse, repeat. London cries again.
I realize the good fan at LOLUVA was being satirical but in a very real world scenario LOLUVA comes through with a laughable 2 (maybe 3) wins.
This is why #38-0 was the sweetest victory of the past nine years. UVa comes in to play for the Coastal, thinking they finally have a chance. Their fans were relentless that it was their year, non-stop trash talking outside of Scott. We walk inside and did just as my old coach would say: "Step on their necks, and don't you dare let up."
The players used the whole respect thing for motivation last time at Scott, we need to do it again. UVa makes those stupid countdowns and talks shit every year like this, and they don't respect us or our players.
Was your Coach Gregg Williams?
In psychology, the salient term is 'cognitive dissonance.' When one's closely held beliefs are in conflict with reality, or other beliefs or experiences.
In other words, on the inside the typical UVA'er thinks 'I am a Wahoo, therefore, I must be better than a Hokie at everything.'
But then 38-0 comes raining down, or even worse still being beaten 17-14 by the worst Hokie football team in 2 decades, and it creates conflict: In reality, they SUCK at football, but in their minds, they are conflicted now because that can't be true.....so rather than change the internal belief to 'Wow, we SUCK,' they start rationalizing with excuses.....
It's kinda like when I used to beat up my kid brother all of the time, and my parents had to try and point out some of his good qualities to make him feel better.....
It's actually quite entertaining.
Let's be honest here, I can only see 2 guaranteed wins on that schedule for them. They will beat VMI (although that may be more interesting than any LOLUVA fan would want it to be) and they have at least one more win against either Ball State, Maryland, and Pitt but any more than one in that group is probably coming out on the good end for them.
To me, any other win would be a huge upset for them. This guy is a joke and yet another example of why we don't take those wine-drinking, cheese eating softies seriously.
To be fair Miami has found a way to lose to UVA for 3 years straight and 5 of the last 7 years. Kind of like how Florida State kept finding a way to lose to Wake a couple years ago.
Yes, but comparing where the two teams stand at the moment, it would be somewhat of a shocker to see UVA win that one. I mean with so much #goacc going around though I guess anything can happen.
I was reading it as a very possible prediction until the last two. 7-5 is the floor, not 5-7. I still think we have a better record this year but absolute worse case this year is 7-5 (8 if you count a bowl win)
The guy literally lost all credibility the second he said he was a UVA fan. I can't wait for our boys to prove the doubters wrong. And attain the #DecadeOfDominance
#LOLUVA
That countdown to mediocrity struck zeros a long, long time ago. #decadeofdominance just solidifies it
Wait a second, he's happy with the direction the UVA program is going? That right there shows why they're such a joke.
That had to be the funniest thing I have ever looked at in my life.
For anybody who hasn't read it, don't waste your time doing so. The replies in this thread are significantly more entertaining that the actual article.
(I'm not familiar with that site, but it looks like anybody can contribute and getting page views allows the "author" to move up the ranks or get credit or something. I say we keep those clicks to a minimum.)
What a joke that article is. Am I allowed to predict the Steelers season now?
Record: 0-16, with 80-0 losses to the Ravens. Man I should get a job at MSN sports, seems easy.
Must........ resist......... the downvote..............
Sorry. Love your posts normally but Hannah Cyrus does not equal Bonertown, USA. Plus that gif of her is way too close.
Oh wow... just wow.
Accidental downvote...I feel horrible
I got ya brah
J-Law=Bonerville, USA
This guy is on crack.
That's an insult to crack heads. Shame on you.
Sorry, crackheads...
I refuse to read anything that is in slideshow form on a website.
**Looking at you Bleacher Report**
I won't lie, I get my jollies off these smug hoo fans(quite a few being relatives of mine) eating humble pie, each November.
This gives me douche chills
They are hoos by definition they are delusional they are actually fans of uva
When I read this I immediately realized that UVA is onto something big. Real big. They have made a super lean that replaces Sprite with Zima.
Here in Hampton Roads, UVA football is broadcasted on a 24/7 comedy radio channel. That can't be just a coincidence.
How fitting.
All I have to say is WOW I couldn't help but laugh aloud in disbelief at #LOLUVA fan's article. Delusional Indeed.
Bunch of douchequeifs.
+1 for taking my imagination to "douchequif". I would assume at least it should smell good right?
If that's the case, then a "douchebag" would smell great too. Perhaps the waHo's might be delusional in belieiving that their douches, queifs & shit don't stank.
And yes, I did invent and create that term.
Just feels like this is appropriate for this topic
I predict UVA goes 3-9 with all seriousness. They will not go better than 4-8. I could see them losing to anyone but VMI on that schedule. I also see Oregon putting about 130 points up on them.