Butch Jones thinks that if they lose the Battle of Bristol, it will be because he had to prepare his team for App State's vaunted, unique offense. It definitely won't be because tech played better.
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Butch Jones brings Beast Light to the party, drinks everyone else's beer, and then takes his beast home with him because "hey, if noone else is going to drink it...".
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Not at all in fact for chicken Moe's and Chiplote in the Southeast share a common supplier. Moe's uses gras fed beef etc. same thing Chiplote says they do. As for cost I didn't know Taco Bell gave out free unlimited chips and a salsa bar.
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I can't even dignify a comment like that with a response. Moe's would NEVER let someone like that in the door, whereas I heard Chipltole let him cook once. And we all heard how that went down.
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I find all of this ironically similar to:
Hardee's > Burger King > McDonalds or
Domino's > Papa John's > Little Ceasars
Very debatable in all cases, but in the fight to not be last, no one truly wins.
If the guy bringing you the chips speaks English, it ain't Mexican. If it has a drive through it ain't a great burger. If they don't toss the dough where you can see it ain't great pizza.
I like Mexican food, but never felt like a Moe's, Chipotle, Taco Bell, etc. I always leave feeling like I could have wrapped whatever left-overs were in the fridge in a flour tortilla and had the same food for less. But my wife likes it, so I go. Just don't understand the whole Coke/Pepsi level of relevance here. We are talking modern fast food, not pie versus cake.
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Blacksburg may not, but there are certainly places that do. I have a restraunt a mile from the office that does not have an English menu. They have a chalk board with today's menu in Spanish only. There is not anyone that can translate it for you. I think I had the beef tongue taco's, my wife had pork tamales, and my son had something that I think was goat in an empanada. (I barely know one language). Ironiccaly much more authentic than the tilapia taco's I had in Mexico. Still haven't found a good Mayan style iguana with habanero relish in the US though.
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Disagree. In the late 90's/early 00's, there was a massive influx of immigrants from Central America that headed into the DC area. Not necessarily all Mexican, but tons of people and a rapid expansion in restaurant offerings all over the region.
I get that NOVA isn't like SoCal, pretty much over the border from Mexico, but it isn't like we didn't get authentic food offerings from the people who came to the area.
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So, when we go to our local Margarita/Dos Equis watering hole and the entire wait, bar, and kitchen staff is Mexican (or so it appears), exactly what ethnicity of food are we consuming?
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So this is something I'm actually dealing with right now. Life lesson: When checking a place out OPEN THE FRIDGE.
This was milk at one point, it was about an inch thick. The fridge and freezer were only about 1/4 full, but obviously every thing was super rotten and obviously the gallon milk jug exploded.
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Had a fishing buddy whose wife emptied his freezer of all of his fish and game, into his boat, and then wouldn't allow him on the property to get his stuff. Summertime in North Carolina. By the time he reclaimed it, well, you can imagine. And yeah, even he would agree that he mighta sorta maybe a little bit deserved it. And yeah, divorced.
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Beg to differ. A real man would've dumped all those rotten filets in the back yard and taken his boat to the car wash and spent however many quarters it would have taken to get the bad out. In this case, my buddy was a real man. A good boat is a terrible thing to waste. Wimmen is replaceable, he told me, a good boat is harder to.
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This one goes too far. Make fun of his looks, his name, his choice in jobs, but saying that someone actually went to the LOLuva Spring game festival...too far.
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I actually think this was a class move. He knows these kids were passed over by bigger schools and showed a lot of heart. He probably told them that they were the better team and deserved to win. No way Urban Meyer does that
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You know the guy that parks over the line or goes in the middle of 4 spaces and and it just looks stupid and is ignorant? That's what I was getting at haha. Like the frustration when you think you see an open spot but there is a crotch rocket or a smart car there or someone parks a big vehicle over a line and takes up 2 spots or takes up 4 spots by going to the middle of the 4 spots. Only he would use a smart car or something similar and take up multiple spots.
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Actually, it could still be a serious question. Because a quarter of a smart car still wouldn't affect my ability to use a parking space, especially since it's about the size of a shopping cart, and those are left between parking spaces all the time.
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Thanks for that. I was looking for a way to not hate on the dog myself. Pretty good lookin' hound, actually. But, like you said, "Butch Jones on the other hand...".
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A bit off topic, but seriously, what's the pronunciation straight from Fuente? I have heard more variations of how to say his name than during the 'Bay-Jing' Olympics...
From what I gather, it's "Fwhentay" , but I could be wrong... Local radio windbag Greg Roberts calls him "Fwaynetay" and it drives me absolutely bonkers. Of course it could be dialect and/or accent that adjusts what is perceived as the pronunciation as well, but still.
Does the media guide have a pronunciation key that includes his name?
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Shortly after arriving in Knoxville, Butch Jones learned that Smokey was a real live animal. He immediately went the AD and submitted his resignation. When the AD asked him why he said "I maybe stupid, but I ain't crazy. Ain't no way I'm coaching a football game with a live bear roaming the sidelines."
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Butch Jones thinks the jersey patch for the Battle at Bristol is too small. He also thinks our unis for the game would've been better with the foghorn leghorn rendition of the Hokie Bird somewhere on it
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Butch Jones only uses laser discs, swearing by their superior image and sound quality compared to DVDs. And Blu-ray... don't get him started on that fad...
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Butch used to consider himself quite the lady's man saying that he could go for hours. Until a recent happy hour with the other coaches; when the women's track coach informed him that begging is not part of foreplay.
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How you choose to hate this week will tell us everything we need to know...
Smokey thinks John Wick's dog deserved it.
What about hatin on this guy:
Or whatever this is:
Butch looks like he just realized his actions have directly lead to the death of a gorilla.
Butch Jones doesn't re-rack his weights.
Or wipe his sweat off before leaving
I always assume those guys are too weak to do so
Butch Jones thinks that if they lose the Battle of Bristol, it will be because he had to prepare his team for App State's vaunted, unique offense. It definitely won't be because tech played better.
Butch Jones calls his Bristol game plan "Preparation H."
There's some irony in this sentence.
Edit: It said "vis" instead of "his" game plan at one point. I promise.
Ah, that one I fixed. I thought you meant the ass beating we are about to give him.
Butch Jones wears socks to the pool
Butch Jones says he doesn't want any fries and then eats yours.
Butch Jones eats your accidental curly
Butch Jones was your RA freshman year. He thought brewing beer in the showers was a "bad idea."
Butch Jones would say, "I love crepes."
Again I thought we were coming up with reasons to not like the guy?
These are amazing.
I've made these. They are delicious.
Butch Jones thinks they'd be better without the PB and 'nanas.
"You don't understand liberty. You don't understand freedom."
Butch Jones can't beat Florida
But then again..... neither could Peyton..... coincidence?
Butch Jones brings Beast Light to the party, drinks everyone else's beer, and then takes his beast home with him because "hey, if noone else is going to drink it...".
Very specific burn, like it
Butch Jones thinks Chiptole is better than Moe's.
Don't be mad that Chiplote business is falling.
Failing business or no, I prefer a Chipotle burrito to a Moe's one.
We all have faults, it's ok.
As long as you see the error of your ways.
I did, I used to eat at Chiplote with my wife now I pick up Moe's before we go and eat it inside.
Works for me. Means half price for the hokie07me family
Kids eat Free EVERY Tuesday EVERY month at Moe's. Just another example of why they are better.
Every time I've gone to moe's I left feeling cheated in that it cost more than taco bell with comparable quality.
Not at all in fact for chicken Moe's and Chiplote in the Southeast share a common supplier. Moe's uses gras fed beef etc. same thing Chiplote says they do. As for cost I didn't know Taco Bell gave out free unlimited chips and a salsa bar.
What is this Chiplote or Chiptole you speak of, and how do they compare to Chipolte?
It's all the same Chicraple to me.
You know who else likes moe's? Rich Rod.
Low blow. And blatantly false. Besides, Bronco like Chipotle.
I can't even dignify a comment like that with a response. Moe's would NEVER let someone like that in the door, whereas I heard Chipltole let him cook once. And we all heard how that went down.
Qdoba beats both, so who cares?
What? Who let this guy in here?
imo.... Chipotle > Qdoba > Moe's
Salsaritas > Moes > Qudoba > Chipotle
And these are pork burrito rankings obviously, I mean what else are you going to get
I find all of this ironically similar to:
Hardee's > Burger King > McDonalds or
Domino's > Papa John's > Little Ceasars
Very debatable in all cases, but in the fight to not be last, no one truly wins.
If the guy bringing you the chips speaks English, it ain't Mexican. If it has a drive through it ain't a great burger. If they don't toss the dough where you can see it ain't great pizza.
I like Mexican food, but never felt like a Moe's, Chipotle, Taco Bell, etc. I always leave feeling like I could have wrapped whatever left-overs were in the fridge in a flour tortilla and had the same food for less. But my wife likes it, so I go. Just don't understand the whole Coke/Pepsi level of relevance here. We are talking modern fast food, not pie versus cake.
Butch thinks Pie vs. Cake is another fight not to be last.
Living in SoCal I find it funny when people back east argue about Mexican food. You don't have Mexican food there.....
I think the guy from Mexico at the taco stand might disagree. I mean if the guy making your tacos was born in Mexico I trust its Mexican food.
The Asian kid who sold me Taco Bell today looked like he knew what he was doing.
Blacksburg may not, but there are certainly places that do. I have a restraunt a mile from the office that does not have an English menu. They have a chalk board with today's menu in Spanish only. There is not anyone that can translate it for you. I think I had the beef tongue taco's, my wife had pork tamales, and my son had something that I think was goat in an empanada. (I barely know one language). Ironiccaly much more authentic than the tilapia taco's I had in Mexico. Still haven't found a good Mayan style iguana with habanero relish in the US though.
Disagree. In the late 90's/early 00's, there was a massive influx of immigrants from Central America that headed into the DC area. Not necessarily all Mexican, but tons of people and a rapid expansion in restaurant offerings all over the region.
I get that NOVA isn't like SoCal, pretty much over the border from Mexico, but it isn't like we didn't get authentic food offerings from the people who came to the area.
So, when we go to our local Margarita/Dos Equis watering hole and the entire wait, bar, and kitchen staff is Mexican (or so it appears), exactly what ethnicity of food are we consuming?
vietnamese
Smokey thinks the clear bag policy gives him a great view of all the chihuahua lady parts.
Butch jones thinks Hokie fans are entitled.
Butch Jones is a secret Alabama fan. He wears a squiggly A inside his hat.
Butch Jones wears a t-shirt in the pool.
After having had two friends with melanoma, one who died from it, well, so do I.
Here we go then...
Butch Jones wears a t-shirt to indoor pools.
Butch Jones didn't clean out the fridge before he moved out... and then shut off the power.
So this is something I'm actually dealing with right now. Life lesson: When checking a place out OPEN THE FRIDGE.
This was milk at one point, it was about an inch thick. The fridge and freezer were only about 1/4 full, but obviously every thing was super rotten and obviously the gallon milk jug exploded.
A real man would take the fridge to the dump (or leave it in the back yard) and get another one.
I don't have the money to replace it. Cleaning it costs under $5 and dry-heaving for an afternoon is priceless.
Sounds like the Val-Pak deal for attending a UVA game.
Had a fishing buddy whose wife emptied his freezer of all of his fish and game, into his boat, and then wouldn't allow him on the property to get his stuff. Summertime in North Carolina. By the time he reclaimed it, well, you can imagine. And yeah, even he would agree that he mighta sorta maybe a little bit deserved it. And yeah, divorced.
i hope he either got the boat or did not clean the stuff out.
A real man would have taken the boat to the dump (or left it in the ex-wife's back yard) and gotten another one.
Beg to differ. A real man would've dumped all those rotten filets in the back yard and taken his boat to the car wash and spent however many quarters it would have taken to get the bad out. In this case, my buddy was a real man. A good boat is a terrible thing to waste. Wimmen is replaceable, he told me, a good boat is harder to.
leg for that!
Butch Jones eats a boiled egg at his desk and throws the shells in his personal trash can making the office smell like sulfer all day.
"He who smelt it dealt it." - Butch Jones
Butch Jones dislikes thin mints
What a monster.
Meh, not a fan either. Mint + Chocolate doesn't do it for me
Butch Jones prefers Grasshoppers to Thin Mints because he hates Girl Scouts.
Butch Jones WENT to the LOLUVA Spring game
This one's going to be hard to prove without any witnesses!
This one goes too far. Make fun of his looks, his name, his choice in jobs, but saying that someone actually went to the LOLuva Spring
gamefestival...too far.Butch Jones looks like he just came back from a garbage truck workers' convention.
Butch Jones took App State to overtime.
Butch Jones called "Coach Foo-WEN-tay" to wish him good luck.
Butch jones sees nothing odd about Missouri or Texas A&M being in the South Eastern Conference.
Smokey humps Butch Jones' leg, and Butch lets him finish.
Butch Jones doesn't care that the shitter's full.
via GIPHY
Well that's awfully sick but I can understand.
Wyatt Teller has been sleeping on Smokey's couch.
Butch thinks Wyatt's pancakes are just alright.
If Smokey were as ugly as Butch, I would shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards.
Butch Jones texts and drives.
Rosie ODonell is more butch than Butch Jones
Fuck Tennessee.
Fuck Matt Ryan.
*Agrees, skips through a field of flowers hand in hand*
So -- can we start a thing where the top 3 from this thread turn into gameday signs please? Just for this Saturday.
Butch Jones has Trump hands.
Butch thinks recovering a fumble over the goal line in overtime proves your team is better.
Butch Jones is not troubled that "abbreviation" is such a long word
Butch Jones is actually Kevin's older brother with the tarantula in Home Alone
Butch Jones does all of his football recruiting on GRINDR.
Butch Jones disagrees with the statement "Fuck Matt Ryan"
Butch Jones says that Wyatt Teller is VT's 2nd best option at starting LG.
And Smokey is a Tennessee fan whose "other team" is WVU.
Fuck me Beard!
Butch peaked in Back to the Future.
Butch Jones waits until your toddler is finally napping then rings the doorbell rapidly.
Butch Jones puts the toilet paper on like this...
What a piece of crap
And refills it like this
I'm married to Butch Jones??
Hokiegirl is my spirit animal. I'm sorry you live so close to these individuals. You are a stronger person than I.
Butch Jones drinks straight from the milk carton and then puts it back in the fridge with only 3 sips left.
And if it goes sour, he still puts it back in the fridge.
Butch Jones likes his poptarts with no frosting.
Butch Jones pours his milk BEFORE his cereal
Butch Jones takes Smokey for a walk in his neighbor's yard, and doesn't clean up after him.
Butch got his nickname from his stint in prison and it was meant to be ironic.
Butch Jones drives 5 under the speed limit in the left lane of Interstate 40 with Smokey sitting in his lap.
Butch's road trip games are just the worst
Butch interrupts other teams' post-game meetings because he thinks what he has to say is more important.
What a dick
I actually think this was a class move. He knows these kids were passed over by bigger schools and showed a lot of heart. He probably told them that they were the better team and deserved to win. No way Urban Meyer does that
Butch has VIP passes for the Kenny Chesney concert.
He frequently is seen along side Riley Cooper!
Butch enjoyed working for RichRod.
Never gets old. No sarcasm intended
Butch Jones thinks Walmart has enough lanes open at Christmas time.
FTFY.
Funny thing is I came up with this walking through Walmart, and then later, you guessed it...
Butch Jones gave his kids common names with "unique" spellings, e.g. Carahline, Nicholle, Andruwe, Jaiymes
It's pronounced Kevin
Butch jones is annoyed Firefly stayed on the air as long as it did.
Bronco Mendenhall took the 's' off of Butch's last name and told Jone he had to earn it back.
A twofer Hatin' on. Well done sir
... by beating an FCS team.
Butch goes through the express lanes at grocery stores with a cart full of groceries. (seriously though he looks like the type of guy to do that...)
Butch Jones doesn't see the point in anyone joining the Key Players Club. "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free. Amirite?"
Please go watch John Mulaney's stand up bit about that phrase if you haven't seen it.
Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?
No, I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.
Butch Jones doesn't see what's so special about Emma Watson.
Butch Jones wipes back to front
He prefers Khloe Kardashion
Butch Jones struggles to eat his cupcakes.
Butch Jones was worried about matching wits with an offensively minded genius...but is relieved that Bryan Stinespribg is no longer the Hokies' OC.
I can't say anything bad about stinespring the guy is a class act and is great with tightends and recruiting
Butch Jones prefers Rocky Top over Enter Sandman
I instinctively wanted to downvote this then I realized that means you did a good job.
Butch Jones will have a post game speech prepared for the Hokies... If UT wins the BAB.
Butch Jones roots for the clown in Air Bud. Smokey does too.
Butch Jones was the clown.
No, Butch Jones was the kid who got benched for Air Bud.
Butch Jones thinks dork magic has something to do with Harry Potter books
Butch Jones takes up multiple parking spots with his smart car.
Is that even possible? It's like filling a shoebox with a matchbox car. /s
Edit: /s tag added.
You know the guy that parks over the line or goes in the middle of 4 spaces and and it just looks stupid and is ignorant? That's what I was getting at haha. Like the frustration when you think you see an open spot but there is a crotch rocket or a smart car there or someone parks a big vehicle over a line and takes up 2 spots or takes up 4 spots by going to the middle of the 4 spots. Only he would use a smart car or something similar and take up multiple spots.
Also, he does it in the first two rows...
First two rows of handicapped spots.
No, I get it. I was just being facetious.
Actually, it could still be a serious question. Because a quarter of a smart car still wouldn't affect my ability to use a parking space, especially since it's about the size of a shopping cart, and those are left between parking spaces all the time.
Acceptable... looks like the passenger (Butch Jones) had uncontrollable yellow diarrhea.
Butch Jones likes the movie Maid in Manhattan
Butch Jones logs onto America Online update his MySpace page with Polaroids
Butch Jones is a coal roller.
Butch Jones thinks Harambe was the problem.
Butch has low T
I just can't hate on a pupper. Butch Jones on the other hand...
Thanks for that. I was looking for a way to not hate on the dog myself. Pretty good lookin' hound, actually. But, like you said, "Butch Jones on the other hand...".
Butch Jones uses the screen name "puppers" on teen dating sites.
Butch Jones puts his sunglasses on and points at himself with two thumbs whenever he asks out loud "HoosRising".
butch wears socks with sandals
Butch insists that the flat top is making a comeback
Butch dresses like a clown and tries to lure kids into the woods
Recruiting in the SEC is getting out of hand
Butch thinks Jim Harbaugh is too tame
Butch's name is Butch
Butch leaves his cart blocking the middle of the aisle at the grocery store while reading ingredients lists
Butch Jones pronounces it "Fuentes"
Butch also calls Kroger, "Krogers"
A bit off topic, but seriously, what's the pronunciation straight from Fuente? I have heard more variations of how to say his name than during the 'Bay-Jing' Olympics...
From what I gather, it's "Fwhentay" , but I could be wrong... Local radio windbag Greg Roberts calls him "Fwaynetay" and it drives me absolutely bonkers. Of course it could be dialect and/or accent that adjusts what is perceived as the pronunciation as well, but still.
Does the media guide have a pronunciation key that includes his name?
FWEN-tay
Two syllables, not three like the ACC Network commentators were trying to make it.
Butch Jones corrects you every time you don't use 3 syllables and a Chinese accent to pronounce his name.
Butch Jones only uses the top rack of dumbbells.
He puts the "dumb" in dumbells.
Butch doesn't re-rack either
Butch Jones prefers cake.
...To ice cream (shudder)
...and he calls cookies "hand cakes"
Cake pops actually...
Butch plays MTG with a full playset of proxy Black Lotus and swears he has the originals at home.
*Crickets*
I got you bro
Smokey won't lick his own balls!
Smokey thinks that dogs and cats should work out their differences peacefully, and live together in harmony.
Smokey thinks he's a purse dog.
Butch buys extra moves in Candy Crush
Butch plays Candy Crush.
And sends endless invites for you to play.
Butch Jones tells Smokey that when he eats HIS own poop, he likes to have some sort of sauce to go with it.
Butch Jones thinks the speed limit on 81 should be lowered back to 65.
Butch Jones thinks two lanes is enough on I-81 and the truck traffic is "just fine".
Butch Jones likes to create bottlenecks by driving beside trucks on I-81, going the same speed as them
Butch got pulled over by a State Trooper, the trooper says "Got any ID?", Butch replies "'Bout what?"
Ha'int nothin' wrong 'bout havin' an Appalachian accent.
I'm from SW Va... trust me, I know. ;)
Butch looks like my brother-in-law...and I don't like him either!
I like dags
Butch Jones drives around traffic jams on the shoulder then gets mad at you for not letting him merge back in.
Butch Jones likes to double post.
Butch Jones likes to double post.
Butch Jones plays Pokemon Go
In Arlington National Cemetery. >:-(
Butch Jones thinks Burnt Orange doesn't pop enough. You need to make that shit NEON, man.
Butch Jones inherited Derek Dooley's pants, and wears them at night in his office when no one can see.
But Smokey knows.
Butch Jones needs that reminder that SportsCenter is next when a game runs long.
Butch Jones doorknocked around neighborhoods campaigning for Deez Nuts.
Butch Jones said the Bravo Network is quality programming
Butch Jones thinks Guy Fieri is a national treasure
Butch Jones reads everything we are saying and cries in the shower...
While listening to Only Time by Enya.
Butch Jones does not wish that he was on Ol Rocky Top.
I'm gonna leave this here...
Glorious!
Butch Jones goes to state-mandated group therapy where he throws a chair at a fellow participant at least once a week.
Smokey supports breed specific legislation
Butch Jones thinks that if UT ever decides to get rid of Rocky Top, Auld Lang Syne would make for a catchy post TD song.
Shortly after arriving in Knoxville, Butch Jones learned that Smokey was a real live animal. He immediately went the AD and submitted his resignation. When the AD asked him why he said "I maybe stupid, but I ain't crazy. Ain't no way I'm coaching a football game with a live bear roaming the sidelines."
Butch wears socks with his Crocs
Butch takes up parking spots at the grocery store by not returning carts
When Smokey goes outside he only barks after midnight...at nothing.
Butch Jones thinks UVA is on an upward trajectory while VT is just barely treading water.
Butch Jones learned to ride a horse from Cavman.
The horse must have seen a spider
this is funny...but on that particular day, I believe the horse saw a horned frog.
Butch Jones wants to get with the times and change Smokey's name to Vapey.
Butch Jones thinks the college football off-season is too short.
Butch Jones thinks Smokey would be better as a cat.
Butch Jones thinks hard candy is a better dessert than Pie or Cake.
Butch Jones thinks Biff was the protagonist in Back to the Future
Butch Jones gives out toothbrushes at Halloween instead of candy
Butch Jones thinks Frank Beamer was overrated
Butch Jones lets Smokey lick him in the face. This after Smokey licks himself for so long and so loudly that it annoys the HokieBird (His Owner)
Butch Jones only sets his TV volume to odd numbers.
(Hello TKP! First post but long-time stalker!)
Welcome! Allow me to give you your first....damnit someone beat me while I was typing this
sorry bro
have a leg for your troubles
Butch Jones thinks the jersey patch for the Battle at Bristol is too small. He also thinks our unis for the game would've been better with the foghorn leghorn rendition of the Hokie Bird somewhere on it
Butch Jones is gluten free because it is the hip thing to do without actually knowing what gluten is
Butch Jones puts sugar free gummy bears in the candy dish at work.
Butch Jones then eats those sugar free gummy bears, bogards the handicapped stall in the office bathroom, and then leaves without washing his hands
Butch Jones only uses laser discs, swearing by their superior image and sound quality compared to DVDs. And Blu-ray... don't get him started on that fad...
Butch Jones gets his haircut at Supercuts. Helluva deal on Tuesdays!
Butch Jones also sweats a lot when he sleeps. Do you guys think I should see a doctor about that? It's like...a lot of sweat.
Butch Jones needs to lay off the MDMA before bed
WWE is the bomb.com
Butch Jones uses the phrase "the bomb.com"
Butch Jones talks about himself in the third person.
Butch brings Smokey over to your house and lets him butt-scoot on your rug when you're not looking.
In facebook arguments over politics, Butch Jones uses the term "Pray tell...." multiple times in one thread.
Butch Jones thinks Grizzly Adams had a beard
Thank you. I've been prompting for this response
The REAL Smokey
Butch Jones coaches for UT.
Butch Jones DM's Mia Khalifa on twitter.
Lmao
And then proceeds to throw 3 INTs in his opener and blow a 22-point first half lead.
Smokey doesn't think that only you can prevent forest fires
Butch Jones thinks Emma Watson is just ok
Butch Jones takes a dump during your house party.
Butch Jones leaves upper deckers.
Smokey is a son of a bitch.
#accurate
Butch thinks the 3 Stooges were Methodist.
He's Butch!
A day in Butch's life:
Butch Jones doesn't courtesy flush
Butch Jones thinks all desserts are pretty much the same, then samples yours with a used fork.
Butch Jones converted to Judaism purely for the jokes.
...and calls you an antidentite.
Butch Jones likes to put the TV on Tennessee games, turn up the volume, and then lose the remote.
Rendering the TV useless, except for this Saturday night.
Butch Jones thinks there was too much cowbell
Instead of going to the bathroom, Butch Jones wears his brown pants
Butch Jones looks like he used to be a cop
Smokey is too lazy to lick his balls, so Butch is contractually obligated to do it for him. A UT tradition that was brought on by Lane Kiffen.
Butch used to consider himself quite the lady's man saying that he could go for hours. Until a recent happy hour with the other coaches; when the women's track coach informed him that begging is not part of foreplay.
Butch Jones puts peanut butter on himself just so smokey can lick it off him
FTFY
Butch Jones doesn't Wang Chung tonight.
Smokey the dog starts forest fires.
Only ewes can prevent forest fires.
Fact.
Butch Jones thinks the Epi-pen is reasonably priced and affordable for all Americans.
Butch Jones' only life goal is to live up to the legendary legacy of Lane Kiffin
Butch Jones has one person save a spot in line for Gameday for him and 15 of his friends
Smokey is a bad dog.
Bad dog Smokey, bad.
Smokey farts and blames your wife.
Butch Jones thinks the Horse on a Treadmill thing is played out and was kind of dumb to begin with.
Butch Jones, according to Counselor Mackey, drops dookie turds in nice. clean, unsuspecting, and innocent urinals and won't identify himself.
We saw you on Gameday, Mr. "Butch Jones Thinks Vespas are Motorcycles" Hater!