BMS Purchased Over Half A Million Beers

By: BetaEta576 on September 9, 2016, 11:46 AM | 53 comments

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BMW-Baller's picture BMW-Baller | 9 years 10 months #

GIVE IT TO ME ROSCOE!

Alum07's picture Alum07
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| 9 years 10 months #

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Illinois Hokie's picture Illinois Hokie | 9 years 10 months # ^

If this guy had kept the bottle beneath the bottom frame of this gif, this would make an excellent response to all the hot Emma Watson gifs that get posted.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

VTeorr53's picture VTeorr53
| 9 years 10 months # ^

"This guy" happens to be the one and only Officer Rod Farva of the Vermont State Highway Patrol. Whats up boomdiddlies!

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

4VPISU's picture 4VPISU | 9 years 10 months # ^

"I dont want a large Farva I want a goddamn litre of cola!"

Jander75's picture Jander75 | 9 years 10 months #

All the pictures in the article are flavored water, where are the beer pictures?

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

757hokie83's picture 757hokie83
CLASS WAR VETERAN
| 9 years 10 months # ^

Still just seeing flavored water...

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Jander75's picture Jander75 | 9 years 10 months # ^

Thank you for illustrating my point :)

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

BMW-Baller's picture BMW-Baller | 9 years 10 months # ^

Hype train is full bore...logical thoughts are out the window for me at this point. Too pumped.

GIVE IT TO ME ROSCOE!

Egbert's picture Egbert
BEER
| 9 years 10 months # ^

Flavored?

This is going to be great for the ACC.

vtnerf's picture vtnerf
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| 9 years 10 months # ^

Well, discolored, minimally at least.

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The torch; be yours to hold it high.
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Jander75's picture Jander75 | 9 years 10 months # ^

Piss flavored?

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

HokieGus's picture HokieGus
| 9 years 10 months #

Aaron Torres, how is 545,000 "nearly a half million"? Seems "well over" to me, with the degree of wellness being rather subjective.

4VPISU's picture 4VPISU | 9 years 10 months # ^

He must have went to UVA...

AXD1985's picture AXD1985 | 9 years 10 months # ^

"Nearly" could also mean "greater than" too. Subjectively.

HokieGus's picture HokieGus
| 9 years 10 months # ^

I agree. I even had that thought as I typed the previous comment, but then considered how often I hear "nearly" used in such a manner when describing "a lot" of something?.

NitWhitt's picture NitWhitt
🍪 🐶 COOKIES 4 LIFE!
| 9 years 10 months #

Hmm...guess they didn't think you guys wanted any...

We put the K in Kwality

VT_Fencer's picture VT_Fencer | 9 years 10 months #

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

AZHokie22's picture AZHokie22 | 9 years 10 months #

545,000? Hmmm, I guess they think that the Tenn fans won't want any

757hokie83's picture 757hokie83
CLASS WAR VETERAN
| 9 years 10 months #

So, at 150,000 fans, they bought enough for 3.6 beers per person....definitely not enough.

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

4VPISU's picture 4VPISU | 9 years 10 months # ^

Put on BillDozers Power Hour and Hokies crush all that beer in 1 hour.

Blue Collar Hokie's picture Blue Collar Hokie | 9 years 10 months # ^

I'll stop at the store, don't sweat it everybody.

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Illinois Hokie's picture Illinois Hokie | 9 years 10 months # ^

There will be plenty of kids under 21 in attendance, and bring played in the Bible Belt, I'm sure there will be plenty of people in attendance that don't drink. I'd imagine when all that's factored in, the beer drinkers will be able to have 5-6 beers each. Enough to get properly lubricated but not enough devolve BMS to Morganhole levels.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

vthokiedsp's picture vthokiedsp | 9 years 10 months # ^

beat me to it. see VVVVVV

Egbert's picture Egbert
BEER
| 9 years 10 months # ^

That's just to wash down the 'shine.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

757hokie83's picture 757hokie83
CLASS WAR VETERAN
| 9 years 10 months # ^

I took that into account, although my numbers didn't reflect it.

I stand by my statement.

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

vthokiedsp's picture vthokiedsp | 9 years 10 months # ^

That was my initial reaction but then the nerd in me kicked it. Forgive me.

ASSumptions
-half of students are underaged or don't have good fake ID. deduct 15,000 (swag). Couldn't find confirmed numbers of VT and UT students.
-1 in 10 of remaining 135k are legit kids. deduct 13,500.
-1 in 4 (of 121.5k after removal of kids) is the DD and will only have 3 beers (ha!) at the game (121,500*0.25*3 = approx 90,000 beers. leaving 450,000 beers.
-Remaining 91,000ish people available (after lightweight DDs take their spoils) to house some overpriced domestic light and colds. 450,000 beers/91,000 people = "nearly" 5 beers per person.

For most people at stadium prices, after a long day of tailgating your feathers off, that sounds about right. For most people. :-)

CK's picture CK | 9 years 10 months # ^

Deduct the 1 in 150 that don't make the game cause they miscalculated their pregame consumption and have passed out in a pile of empties before kickoff.

Stop it with the Negative Waves!

vthokiedsp's picture vthokiedsp | 9 years 10 months # ^

truth

Frencht18's picture Frencht18
| 9 years 10 months # ^

The only thing that would have made that better would have been if the officer was poseing like some big game hunter haha

He said give to me Roscoe

757hokie83's picture 757hokie83
CLASS WAR VETERAN
| 9 years 10 months # ^

I had a friend who, after a long day on Bourbon St., made it into the stands with us for the Sugar Bowl vs Auburn, to promptly pass the f out before kickoff and stayed that way until we nearly had to pick him up and carry him out

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

MVhokie69's picture MVhokie69
| 9 years 10 months #

That works out to be just overy 3.5 beers per person for the lazy. Definitely less then the Tennessee fans will need.

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

Illinois Hokie's picture Illinois Hokie | 9 years 10 months #

So at BMS concessions prices, they stand to make about $10 million in beer sales.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

bar1990's picture bar1990
ATLIEN
| 9 years 10 months #

Does anyone else see BMS and immediately think Blue Mountain State?

4VPISU's picture 4VPISU | 9 years 10 months # ^

I see it and think Blacksburg Middle School.... talks of that project are etched in my brain

Hokie Fireman's picture Hokie Fireman
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| 9 years 10 months # ^

Yes!

Have you seen the movie?

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

HokieJamz's picture HokieJamz | 9 years 10 months # ^

I love cocaine!!!! .....and boats!!!

It was a catch!

You wanna come to a super soft birthday party?

MaroonX2's picture MaroonX2
FIRE WHIT.
| 9 years 10 months # ^

I miss it even though I've seen each episode 7-8 times

Fire Whit.

HokieJamz's picture HokieJamz | 9 years 10 months # ^

Rumors of a season 4 are picking up steam.

It was a catch!

You wanna come to a super soft birthday party?

757hokie83's picture 757hokie83
CLASS WAR VETERAN
| 9 years 10 months # ^

I think Bowel Movement Stain...

just me?

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

NavyEMC's picture NavyEMC
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| 9 years 10 months # ^

Be More Specific...I've graded a lot of exams

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Dustin'sPickle's picture Dustin'sPickle
| 9 years 10 months #

Wade Boggs would crush 64 of those on his own.

vtnerf's picture vtnerf
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| 9 years 10 months # ^

Maybe so, but he takes bananas on boats. So, for that, he's DQ'd.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Dustin'sPickle's picture Dustin'sPickle
| 9 years 10 months # ^

How dare you besmirch Mr. Boggs.

vtnerf's picture vtnerf
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| 9 years 10 months # ^

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

HorseOnATreadmill's picture HorseOnATreadmill
| 9 years 10 months # ^

What banana? All I see is a scale.

Also the fish has funny lips. May eat the scale. 5/7, would heckin catch

It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear's picture It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear
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| 9 years 10 months # ^

Rest in peace, Wade Boggs

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

piercepj's picture piercepj | 9 years 10 months # ^

Can't a man wish for another man to enjoy an undisturbed afternoon nap?

magorm's picture magorm | 9 years 10 months # ^

I believe he's referencing the Wade Boggs episode of Always Sunny, where Charlie keeps thinking Boggs is dead.

reesejenks520's picture reesejenks520 | 9 years 10 months # ^

indeed