I'm sure we could all use something to make use forget about that game that never got played over the weekend. Hatin' On to the next one!
Hatin' On lets former Hokies and coaches get a free pass, so Lefty is... well I'm not going to stop you if you want to hate on Lefty!
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Steve Addazio hired Scot Loeffler
Twice?
I was going to post this exact thing...well done
I mean, sometimes you just have to pick the low hanging fruit... And their offensive ranking going forward will be that low hanging fruit
Lovin' on Steve Addazio:
Steve Addazio is the only boss who has ever got anything productive from Scot Loeffler.
Hatin' on Steve Addazio:
Steve Addazio managed to give fans a reason to think Scot Loeffler might actually be a decent OC
True that. It is the only good year on Loeffler's resume.
Addazio wanted to coach for BC because he felt a connection with Baldwin, their mascot.
Addazio thinks the Mets signed Tebow based off pure baseball skill, not ticket sales and marketing ploys.
Steve Addazio thinks that for all intensive purposes, this is supposably true.
Steve Addazio thinks that BC should formerly offer a scholarship to Tebow for baseball.
Steve Addazio thinks the statue of limitations has run out on Mike London jokes.
Steve Addazio thinks BC's offense has done a complete 360 under Coach Loeffler; he's the whole bowl of wax.
Steve Addazio says VT won't get off Scotch free this year; Hokies will be in the feeble position after he extracts his revenge.
He could care less.
BRAVO!! Irregardless of the snark, that is how to grammer police!
Sometimes you have to just nip it in the butt; can't give too much leadway in this doggy dog world.
Snark and grammar police are one in the same.
It's a mute point once the ball kicks off and the game starts.
this sub-thread hertz my eyes
Maybe you just need to re-#$!@ us and apply some oink mint.
I am literally dying from laughing at this sub-thread
your kidding
no he snot.... he litter alley is dying... call 911 or the undertaker or Mike London.... I herd somewhere he was a cop and great at dealing with dying programs.
Steve Addazio realizes they can't fix their offense right off the back; progress requires a lot of giving take.
Steve Addazio doesn't think James Connor is a "Dude"
Steve Addazio got turned down for a role in a Rogaine commercial. He still doesn't understand why. As a result, he gave up on acting and decided to pursue coaching.
He still thinks Boston College plays in Boston.
Steve Addazio needs a thesaurus.
Steve Addazio thinks that "Vah-Tech" is such a great name for a school that he's trying to convince commentators to start referring to BC as "Bo-Co"
Steve Addazio wouldn't get the above mentioned reference.
via GIPHY
Bosco was no Clown
http://www.vtmag.vt.edu/winter06/retrospect.html
My father ruefully recalled crossing paths with him several times.
Hahahahahahahahahaha.
Steve Addazio thinks Jeff Jagodzinski's career is an inspirational story
Steve Addazio has Matt Ryan Fatheads on either side of his office door.
Fuck Matt Ryan.
Steve Addazio pronounces it "Kevin"
Steve Addazio feels threatened by LOLUVa's run for the bottom spot in the ACC.
Maybe we can convince them to swap crossover "rivals" so they could pillow fight it out with LOLUVA and we could play Louisville?
Steve Addazio doesn't acknowledge his twin brother Sgt. Slaughter.
Steve Addazio doesn't get that Ice-T Lemonade commercial.
HA!! It took me three times to figure it out. Man I'm old and slow.
Edit: Steve Addazio is as slow as I am!!!!
Steve Addazio still pulls his pants and underwear down to his ankles when he's at the urinal
Steve Addazio is retiring Matt Ryan's number this season
Please, please allow me to reiterate. "Fuck Matt Ryan".
Steve Addazio doesn't understand why saying Fuck Matt Ryan on TKP is an instant 10+ legs
Steve Addazio likes to break the ice by saying "I mustache you a question"
"Just to get the bald rolling here."
"You must think you're very beautiful, because I see you staring at my head."
When excited by a feat of athleticism he slams his fist and yells "Addazio he do it?"
Steve Addazio leaves his car at the gas pump while he goes inside the convenience store.
Steve Addazio uses Blue Lizard Sunscreen
Steve Addazio thinks Tennessee just plain out talented VT on Saturday night.
Too Soon :(
Steve Addazio thinks Will Muschamp is an offensive genius.
....and calls him MustacheChamp.
Steve Addazio doesn't know exactly what he wants to order when he gets to the front of a long Chick-Fil-A line.
Steve Addazio has orders written down for 10 people when he goes to Qdoba
When the guy at subway asks Steve Addazio what he wants on his tuna sub, he answers his cell phone, turns his back on the sandwich guy and sticks his finger over his ear. He spend 3 minutes explaining to the guy on the phone where he is and why he can't talk before asking "what's up?" After another 3 minutes of listening, he turns to glower at everyone in line in behind him and tells the guy behind the counter "Just Mayo", before returning to the cell phone conversation, which is now about the Patriots game from 2 days ago.
Steve Addazio places complicated orders with lots of changes to standard food items in the drive-thru line.
When he gets to the front of the line he asks if they have a vegetarian menu he could look at.
When asked to bring meat for a cookout, Steve Addazio brings a $.50 pack of hotdogs.
and they are chicken dogs!
Steve Addazio says "Chokies"
Steve Addazio also says like "Vah Tech", and sometimes even "Vah Tech University".
Steve Addazio thinks BC can beat the patriots
Steve Addazio likes Big Bang Theory.
...and Moe's [ducks]
Steve Addazio thinks Big Bang Theory is funny and worth a watch
Steve Addazio likes listening to laugh tracks and hasn't figured out how to look at boobs online. Oh wait, nevermind. I think I just repeated your post.
Scot Loeffler thinks Bud's defense is cute and says he knows all the ways to beat it.
What's worse, Loeffler might actually know some of them, the wily bastard.
But he doesn't know how to get out of his own way to actually implement them.
Steve Addazio thinks Dragon is a dumb nickname. He also thinks dork magic doesn't exist.
Steve Adazio played Sgt Schultz on Hogans Hero's
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ This is it!!!!!!!
Dude.....I know nothing.....I see nothing........
Steve Addazio announces himself when entering a room by waving his obnoxious red hat in the air and yelling, "It's a me, Addazio!!"
And-a-my friend, Loeff-igi
We have a winner for best original Lefty hate.
Steve Addazio eats cheese nips instead of cheese-it's
This should be a "Hatin on Addazio AND Lefty" thread.
See every gamethread from the past three seasons for "Hatin' On Coach Lefty".
For his first season and part of the second I thought he would turn out to be a good hire. I feel a fool for defending him for as long as I did. To be fair, I still think he has a brilliant football mind, he just doesn't have the ability to translate that to on the field performance largely due to the fact that his plans were overly complex for college football.
I'm right there with you...his offenses showed flashes (few and far between..but still..flashes) and I think he was certainly well versed from an Xs and Os standpoint. He just wasn't effective as a teacher. I kept wanting things to click and for his offenses to start producing but it just never happened...I'm cautiously optimistic that the new staff will get much better results in short order
Scott Loeffler went to BC to work and learn under the offensive genius, Steve Addazio.
Addazio thinks tailback jet sweeps from the shotgun position is the most effective way to move the ball forward.
Addazio runs the Run-Run-Pass-Punt offense
Addazio has less hair than fans at the LOLUVA spring game.
Wait, I take that back. He has more hair.
No, less.
...
Addazio has the same amount of hair as fans at the LOLUVA spring game.
Steve Addazio says Moto is his best offensive player.
Steve Addazio drives slow in the left lane.
Steve Addazio puts on his turn signal well after when he begins to brake.
Steve Addazio doesn't give mustache rides
Steve Addazio thinks the cake vs pie debate is stupid, gets tired of TKP inside jokes, and doesn't like the abundance of Emma Watson gifs used on this site
if I had a gif of emma eating pie, I'd respond with that, but I'll let someone with a less stringent HR search for that one.
What time do you get home? I'm ready.
Well, I mean... I like pie as much as anyone here... but the only thing that comes back is this...
Steve Addazio only cares about whether this dress is blue or white.
Pizza>Pie ?
Pretty sure it's Pizza=Pie vice versa
No makeup Emma is cuter than a button.
I wonder what sort of kink that handcuff necklace is all about.
She asked me not to tell that story.
Steve Addazio would tell it anyway.
I have a feeling you might need SafeSearch for this one
you mean disable safsearch?
Steve Addazio looks like my sister-in-law...and I don't like her either!
Well f*k-damn dude. You must REALLY dislike her. Freakin savage bruh
Steve Addazio still wants to know if Hokies have large talons
Steve Addazio thinks the "foghorn leghorn" helmets looked awesome.
Steve Addazio thinks all y'all are just kidding.
As well, he uses 'y'all all' with a Boston accent when addressing his team.
Steve Addazio went gluten free because it's trendy.
what a dick
(which is also gluten free)
Steve Addazio thinks bacon has gluten
Steve Addazio only eats bacon that has gluten in it.
Steve Addazio went hipster cause having hair is too mainstream
Steve Addazio has been waiting anxiously all year for this thread because:
It proves that someone actually noticed there is a college football program near Boston.
We say way nicer things about him than anyone else after his winless conference season last year.
He learns new ways to get attention in and around the Boston area.
He feels like he did something to earn his own celebrity roast.
He doesn't think all of the jokes don't go over his head.
Steve Addazio thinks that no joke could go over his head. His reflexes are too fast. He would catch it.
Steve Addazio thinks ball security is not that big a deal.
too soon?
Steve Addazio
Dr. Phil.
... and you never see them together.
Steve Addazio finds Dr. Phil to be extremely insightful
Addazio doesn't enjoy boston pancakes served up courtesy Wyatt Teller.
Steve Addazio knew about that band you like way before you and has already grown tired of them.
So Addazio liked Creed first?
Yea, he embraced them With Arms Wide Open.
He must have Higher standards for bands
But if not, then what's this life for?
Creed is a F$U band, so Addazio quietly loves F$U
Steve Addazio really believes Hillary is perfectly healthy
Steve is getting tired of the Harambe jokes
Steve Addazio thinks that political jokes are perfectly fine here.
Steve Addazio told Hillary it was ok to delete those emails.
Steve Addazio isn't sure what the definition of is is.
Steve Addazio hopes the 2nd amendment people do something about the BC AD if he gets canned this year.
Steve Addazio secretly wears a Trump wig on weekends when he goes clubbing.
Equal opportunity political jokes are ok, right?
Steve Addazio gave Hillary the pneumonia..
Or Wait, did she get it watching Lefty's ice cold offence??
I thought she got it from a tractor?
Well, Steve was ok with "Hillary deleted my other sign" from gameday posted here so...
I am tired of the Harambe jokes and find them in poor taste. The Cincinnati zoo is very proud of its gorilla habitat conservation efforts in Africa and has taken in and used an army of zoo staff to successfully raise two gorilla infants rejected by their birth mothers over the last 3-4 years (Baby Kamina). The Harambe jokes are like mocking Travis for shooting Old Yeller.
Steve Addazio cheered in the theater when Old Yeller died...sorry for the spoiler y'all.
No offense but Steve Addazio was the shooter of Harambe
Steve Addazio feels like we have very strong presidential candidates this election year, but is cautiously optimistic about voting Libertarian.
Steve Addazio knows what Aleppo is. There isn't another dog food on the market he'd rather feed to his pups.
Steve Addazio thinks that asking candidates "gotcha" type questions using foreign cities and names is good journalism.
Steve Addazio thinks we should get rid of kickoffs.
Steve Addazio preferred the BCS system over playoffs.
Steve Addazio thinks he is a better coach than Beamer. (Steve got production out of Lefty's offense)
"Steve Addazio refers to Steve Addazio in the third person."
-Steve Addazio
Steve Addazio buys self adhesive postage stamps and licks them anyway.
99 out of 100 people in Massachusetts don't know who Steve Addazio is. 98 out of 100 Boston College student's don't know who Steve Addazio is and conversly think that Dr. Phil is the head coach of the football team.
Steve Addazio will lose to never lose to UMASS, only because he is getting shitcanned this season and will never have to play them again. This past week's meeting with UMASS vs BC wasn't actually a sanctioned football game, but merely a pick-up game and celebration to mark the reuniting of Scot Loeffler and Andrew Ford.
Steve Addazio is proud to be the face of the nations top 'Catholic-Jesuit' university and describes Jesus H. Christ as a 'real dude'.
Per the suggestion of the archdioceses of Boston, Addazio is mulling dumping the sideline routine of khaki's and polo in favor of a full on pope's outfit, claiming the rebrand will have a big boost in 'crootin.
Steve Addazio thinks stealing Loeffler from VT was a brilliant power play.
He also thinks Harbor Freight is a great example of good ole American made products at affordable prices.
Don't you go hating on Harbor Freight. I know exactly what it is and, as a consumer, I love it.
Steve voted in favor of Racom sports over the ACC network because he doesn't have a password to the watchespn app
Steve Addazio drives behind people on the highway in a crown vic and tries to scare them into thinking he's a cop. The mustache is part of his gig.
Steve Addazio hangs around doughnut shops to enhance this charade, with the Crown Vic in the parking lot.
Steve Addazio bought a spotlight and a large antenna for his crown vic
Steve Addazio drives the posted speed in the left lane in his Crown Vic.
Steve Addazio thinks #AllOrangeEverything is a good look.
Steve Addazio hopes BC plays every one of their games at noon.
Steve Addazio thinks mustaches are better than beards.
WTF is Steve Addazio?
Boston College's pop psychologist.
Steve Addazio and Scott Loeffler don't get why the marching band calls it the Adagio Offense.
Steve Addazio doesn't listen to Adagio.
Steve Addazio thinks Virginia Tech got a pretty sweet deal with its permanent crossover opponent.
Steve Addazio whines about Wawa's and Sheetz being everywhere. He prefers Blimpies.
Steve Addazio thinks made-to-order is too complicated, and prepackaged is the way to go.
Steve Addazio brings in cups from competitor stores to get the cheaper refills at the soda fountain. He drinks a cup while in the store and refills again before going to the cashier.
Steve Addazio thinks that Dwayne Lawson will transfer to Boston College if his playing time at Virginia Tech continues to be limited.
I wouldn't be shocked if Lawson resurfaced at BC.
He thinks he'll put him in a backfield with Drew Harris and the sky's the limit
DREW HARRIS FTW
Steve Addazio thinks the Rams have a good offense
Steve Addazio is confident he will playing in a championship game in North Carolina within the next 2 years
Steve Addazio takes up 2 parking spaces.
So does his car.
Steve Addazio is a pig parker.
Steve Addazio thinks Loeffler is spelled exactly as it should be pronounced.
Steve Addazio still does the Harlem shake.
Steve Addazio screams "DUDE" into phones like the old "WASSUP" commercials
Steve Addazio has that Scott Loeffler on No Doze picture hanging in his living room. Thinks it's an American classic.
Steve Addazio doesn't understand how anyone can vote libertarian for president. The constitution clearly says the president must be a natural born citizen and how can that happen if the candidate is from Liberia?
Wait...
I was pretty sure that Steve Addazio thought that he had to consult with Libertarians to check out books from the Libertary.
Steve Addazio thinks there aren't enough white tailed deer in the eastern US
According to my dad, there aren't enough deer on the east coast- he blames the fact that he has not shot one in over 20 years to this claim; I, however, blame it on the fact that he gets up from his stand every 20 minutes starting at 7am to walk around, drinks a thermos of coffee, and interrupts other hunters on the walkie talkies.
Tell him to come to my house in southeast PA where I could walk out my front door most evenings and throw a rock at one.
As long as you're ok with that "rock" being copper-jacketed lead, .308" in diameter and thrown at a velocity of 2,700 fps.
Steve Addazio just offered your dad a football scholarship to play QB.
Steve Addazio cooks fish in the microwave in the office break room.
and he doesn't remove the aluminum foil it's wrapped in
Someone microwaved tuna today.
I think it's only fair I push him out the window of the office
I think its only fair you start calling him Addazio, with a mafia the accent, and refuse to tell him why you have given him the nickname.
When I bring fish into the office, I eat it cold. Because I'm not a dick like Steve Addazio.
Steve Addazio wishes the Pumpkin Spice flavors of EVERYTHING would stick around all year long.
Steve Addazio thinks that a "Papa Slam" wasn't a bad marketing slogan
Steve Addazio thinks Boston Crme pie is the be all end all for the cake vs. pie debate.
... but he knows it's really just Boston Creme cake, PRETENDING to be pie.
From Wikipedia: A Boston cream pie is a cake that is filled with a custard or cream filling and frosted with chocolate. Despite its name, it is in fact a cake, and not a pie.
Even a cake can dream of being better.
But the fact remains that it's not pie.
Steve Addazio thinks George RR Martin writes his books too fast.
Steve Addazio believes the Sand Snakes deserve their own spin-off.
Steve Addazio still believes in Santa and he gets really made when people try to tell him the truth
Steve Addazio really doesn't like "dudes".
Steve Addazio clicks on the fishing threads just so he can clear the "new comment" notification in the tracker.
Steve Addazio clicks on the Game of Thrones threads with 500 responses so he can post, "Who cares about Game of Thrones? Why is this on TKP?"
Steve Addazio thinks Stanza Stark what she deserved.
Steve Addazio hung out with Ryan Lochte in Rio.
Steve Addazio held up Ryan Lochte at gunpoint in Rio.
Steve Addazio used the bathroom and locked the door as he left when he saw Ryan Lochte pull into the gas station.
Steve Adazzio gave the stink face to Phelps and lost anyways..
Michael Phelps was thinking about Steve Adazzio when he was photographed here:
As was McKayla, here
Steve Addazio ignores the office "Secret Santa" rules. His gift is a mostly-used gift card to a grocery store.
Steve Addazio thought that Jason from Arlington was not out of whack.
Steve Addazio's game film contains one play: Doug Flutie's Hail Mary. To be fair it's the only game film allowed in Chestnut Hill for the past thirty years
BC students: "Hey Addaaaaaaaziooooo, thro da hail maraaaaaaaa!!!!"
What Steve Addazio doesn't get is how to win ACC games.
Steve Addazio thinks the pulled pork sandwiches at Burger King are better than anything you can get at a local barbecue restaurant.
This is unfortunately true where I live in Indiana. In don't have my stuff moved out either so my smoker has been all alone this summer which makes me sad.
I've never been to Indiana, but it never jumps out as a hub of good barbecue when I picture it.
Whenever Steve Addazzio goes to a barbecue restaurant, the first thing he says when he sits at the table with his order is, "Where's the catsup?".
Steve Addazio thinks Mike's Grill didn't close soon enough
Steve Addazio thinks any movie produced by Ben Affleck and Matt Damon immediately deserves an Oscar.
Steve Addazio thinks Ben Affleck is a great actor.
Steve Addazio thinks Bek Affleck was the best batman and should be the next James Bond.
Whenever BC wins a football game Steve Addazio says to the opposing coach at midfield "You like apples? I just won the football game. How do you like them apples?"
Steve Addazio thinks BC's our biggest rival
Steve Addazio thinks all ACCCGs should be held in Chestnut Hill
Steve Addazio used to have a head full of hair until he was hired at BC and told that he would be an eagle.
Steve Addazio still doesn't realize that his back tattoo says "Sweet."
Steve Addazio thinks Krispy Kreme is the best doughnut.
Unpossible if you live in Boston. Dunkin must be eaten 2x a day.
I thought this was the hatin' on thread not the "He's absolutely right" thread.
Krispy Kreme is the McDonalds of doughnuts
Well if your options are DD, KK, local gas station (which is usually DD or KK), I'd go with KK.
If we're talking prepackaged, I grew up on Sweet Sixteens. There are local options, but as a national fan base it is hard to compare those.
I suppose Hostess is an option, but not really a breakfast option.
Honestly, KK straight from the restaurant are pretty damn good. I'll take them over Dunkin' any day. The actual best donuts I've ever had was Duck Donuts in Kitty Hawk. It's just about worth the 8 hour drive for me to go get some.
Because he lives in the north, he prefers Dunkin.
Steve Addazio listens to Sweet Caroline on repeat, while taking a single bite of each Dunkin' Donut then putting it back in the box.
Steve Addazio thinks NickVT10 is correct, only because any donut beats a Carol Lee donut.
Late to the party here but Steve Addazio secretly knows Orange Blossom Bakery makes the best doughnuts but tells us Krispy Kreme is the best just to get our blood boiling.
Someone knows the best place on the OBX. Now stop talking 'bout it!
Like I said above, Duck Donuts are the best I've had in OBX. Plus one of them is next to a damn good barbecue joint.
I'll make a point to stopping at one next time I'm down. What's the barbecue place?
For Orange Blossom, I suggest the apple uglies. I think they're as big as my son was when he was born.
This is accurate, Apple Uglies are highly enjoyable and are sized in such a way that they could be compared to a newborn human.
It's called High Cotton. Really good stuff.
http://www.highcottonbbq.com
Steve Addazio eats at Pizza Hut when he goes to Chicago. He also hits up Subway for their awesome cheesesteak when he's in Philly.
Steve Adazzio actually thinks Pats and Genos have the best cheesesteaks in Philly
Steve Addazio has never heard of Gooey Louie's
F&#K Pat and Geno and their nasty-ass Cheez-Whiz garbage. Lee's Hoagie House or GTFO.
Steve Addazio calls the cops when he sees you opening a steam tunnel access grate.
Steve Addazio cannot pronounce his own last name correctly.
Steve Addazio cross threads everything he touches.
Steve Addazio double dips
Steve Addazio orders the grilled cheese meal from Blue Apron.
Steve Addazio likes his own Facebook posts.
Steve Addazio still doesn't like the community guidelines, and thinks this is a dumb rule:
Steve Addazio thinks it would be an EXCELLENT idea for the Ghostbusters to cross the streams. Seriously. Who the fuck is a fan of total protonic reversal!?!?!?
Steve Addazio recommends sword fighting.
Figures.......
Steve Addazio cheered for Jafar in Aladdin
Steve Addazio looks like a cross between Bald Bull and Soda Popinski and thinks Glass Joe is a legitimate, formidable fighter.
Addazio and Lefty. The Laurel and Hardy pair of College football. Taking BC to Laugable lows.
I wish I knew how to embed a photo:-(
Steve Addazio doesn't either.
Steve Addazio planted Scot Loeffler at VT back when he was the coach at Temple. Steve Addazio sent Loeffler to Auburn to befriend Jeff Grimes, but to spectacularly fail. Steve Addazio orchestrated Jeff Grimes hire by LSU by speaking to Les Miles through the turf. Steve Addazio kept Scot Loeffler awake at night, not Baby Loeffler. Steve Addazio told Bud Foster to grow a beard by impersonating a Miller Lite can at Bud's lakehouse. Steve Addazio hurt all of the BC QB's last year so they would be historically bad on offense, the only way he could justify hiring Scot Loeffler back.
Steve Addazio's 6-year long con is almost complete. Steve Addazio used to be in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois. Steve Addazio is Keyser Soze.
One last post before the game...
Steve Addazio asked Scot Loeffler why he should hire him during the interview. This was SL's response.
Steve Addazio immediately hired him.
Like most people, Steve Addazio wonders who the fuck Steve Addazio is.
Steve Addazio wears skinny jorts with the legs rolled up.
"He wants to go home" - commentator
Steve Addazio thinks football is scored like golf.
Steve is eating pizza in the Roanoke Airport!
Fuck ECU!
I want to stomp their guts and leave in a compost heap!
Steve Addazio is just relieved they kept it close.
Steve Addazio knew that this was the price he'd have to pay for hiring Scot Loeffler
Steve Addazio is so lame he wanted to emulate Frank Beamer, but the only thing he could manage was to field a team pairing a championship defense with an anemic offense, then hire Scot Loeffler to "fix" the problem.
I wonder how long BC will put up with not winning a conference game in football. I mean, BC is currently at the bottom of the ACC barrel, and although they have some company in Wake and LOLUVA, would you hold onto a coach if they didn't win a single conference game in last two years?
If a good coach were taking on a seriously downtrodden program, I would expect to lose a lot at first but get up to speed by year 3. This is Addazio's fourth year there and they don't look like they're improving. They more closely resemble the trajectory of Michigan under Brady Hoke or ND under Charlie Weis. First year or two he did well enough with the talent and strategy of the previous regime, but by year three it was clear that he wasn't making the program better.
As much as I like Addazio, maybe he isn't making Boston College better, either. Their schedule is less than daunting but I don't see many expected victories.
Hard to Hate on Stevie after reading this quote in the Boston Globe .... ""We played a good team in a tough environment and you've got to learn how to handle that," Addazio said. "You can't shrink in that environment, you have to expand in that environment and I think there were some guys that I looked at and obviously this was a big environment for them — the biggest they've ever played in — and they could feel that."