OT: Matt Ryan's tutor

By: HokieFan4Ever on September 15, 2016, 6:04 PM | 17 comments

Hokie fans, TKPer's, and those in need of a chuckle, it looks as if our favorite quarterback from Boston College who beat us that one time... most hated quarterback from that college that isn't even in Boston was a subpar English student. Credit to r/cfb. Oh yeah, FUCK MATT RYAN.

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hokie07ME's picture hokie07ME | 9 years 10 months #

That sounds like an insult from Big Bang theory.

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HorseOnATreadmill's picture HorseOnATreadmill
| 9 years 10 months # ^

It sounds like an insult from a Hatin' On Matt Ryan thread...

MATT RYANS STORY DIDN'T HAVE A COHERENT PLOT AND LACKED CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

MATT RYANS MATH TEST DIDN'T SHOW THE DETAILS OF HIS PROOF

MATT RYANS PHYSICS HOMEWORK LACKED UNITS ON THE ANSWER TO PROBLEM 3

MATT RYANS ANALYSIS DID NOT TAKE INTO ACCOUNT THE CENTRAL LIMIT THEOREM

avtfan's picture avtfan
ZIMA SUCKS
| 9 years 10 months # ^

so it must mean it sucked

Bleeding burnt orange and chicago maroon

VT_Fencer's picture VT_Fencer | 9 years 10 months #

That username though.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Jander75's picture Jander75 | 9 years 10 months #

My Best Friends Sisters Boyfriend heard from this Guy who knows this Kid that saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night.

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

07Hokie's picture 07Hokie
STATS AND DOG SPORTS
| 9 years 10 months # ^

Thank you, Simone

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Hokie in The Wire's picture Hokie in The Wire
🦀🦀SHEEEEEEEEIT🦀🦀
| 9 years 10 months # ^

automatic leg

Chris's picture Chris
TEEMING WITH INTEL
| 9 years 10 months #

Hokie fans have been well represented on the reddit CFB twitter pics of the Trash Talk Thread. Hokies220 (stand up if you're a TKPer) seemingly always makes it with some really funny stuff. I made it last week as part of someone else's funnier comment and this one (from yesterday) is just gold.

VTBlackout's picture VTBlackout
| 9 years 10 months #

Good burn, but I think Matt Ryan's Playoff record is funnier

The Dude Abides

atlHOkie's picture atlHOkie
| 9 years 10 months # ^

I am a lifelong Falcons fan, and this is accurate. +1

"You know when the Hokies say 'We are Virginia Tech' they're going to mean it."- Lee Corso

07VawterPayneFoxridge11's picture 07VawterPayneFoxridge11 | 9 years 10 months #

"Stick it in, stick it in, stick it in!" - William Addison Caldwell, 1872

smittyvt32949's picture smittyvt32949
📡VT RESEARCH📲
| 9 years 10 months #

Why is this news?

via GIPHY

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

HokieFan4Ever's picture HokieFan4Ever | 9 years 10 months # ^

Because any opportunity to hate on Matt Ryan is acceptable and welcomed here. Oh and fuck Matt Ryan.

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

MVhokie69's picture MVhokie69
| 9 years 10 months #

I lIke it, but PLEASE STOP YELLING AT ME.

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

HorseOnATreadmill's picture HorseOnATreadmill
| 9 years 10 months # ^

MATT RYAN MISUSED THE OXFORD COMMA

Hokie in The Wire's picture Hokie in The Wire
🦀🦀SHEEEEEEEEIT🦀🦀
| 9 years 10 months # ^

that.....monster!