Virginia Tech vs. Boston College Game Time, TV Info and Open Thread

The Hokies look to remain undefeated in ACC play against the Eagles.

[Mark Umansky]

Who: Virginia Tech Hokies (1-1, 0-0 ACC) vs. Boston College (1-1, 0-1 ACC)
When: Saturday, September 17, 2016 at 3:30 PM EDT
Where: Blacksburg, Virginia | Lane Stadium (66,233)
Watch/Listen: ESPNU (Anish Shroff, Ahmad Brooks) / Virginia Tech IMG
Spread: Virginia Tech -6
Weather: 79 °F, sunny and clear at kickoff
Series: Virginia Tech is 16-8 (6-4 at home) against Boston College, and 3-2 in its last five matchups.
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Ahmad Brooks needs to be relegated to only calling LOLUVA games.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

I don't really like him calling or commenting on VT games, anyway.

They all suck on regional broadcasts!

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Wrong Ahmad Brooks. This one was a DB for Texas.

Their should be an asterisk or something when they print something pre-game like that.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Looks like we are at 256 members in the Key Players Club. Good job guys. Keep the content and TKP alive.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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SAVE FERRIS!!!

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Does anyone know of a good Kodi channel to watch games on? I keep trying different sites with no luck. Kalmsahmnida

in Fuller we trust

I have to ask, but I'm assuming you don't have an active cable subscription, right? If you are asking about Kodi you are already more competent than ~99% of the general population, and you probably already ran your ESPN3 options to ground.

Unfortunately I did run the espn3 options to ground and do not have cable. We're in South Korea so unfortunately no cable options here. Do you know of any Kodi channels to watch replays?

in Fuller we trust

There are several kodi add ons that have sports replays but not usually ncaaf ones. I purchased sling tv to utilize their ESPN streaming. Or have someone from the states give you their cable TV login information for watch ESPN. There is usually streaming sites online that stream every sport and game imaginable but remember to use protection

So... no local broadcasts, and the only way to watch it is if you subscribe to ESPN in some way.

Sometimes cutting the cord is more painful than others.

Edited to add a potential site for viewing.

Let me premise this will all the caveats.

You should never visit a site offering free video streaming without taking precautions.

  • Have a good ad-blocker active.
  • Have noscript active.
  • On any pop-ups that do happen, look for the tiny x that will close it.
  • Personal trick: Never browse the web on an admin account. Create a separate user on your computer without permissions to load software.
  • Under no circumstances, and I mean NEVER, click to load any software a site says you need to load.
  • If you ever end up on a site that locks your browser anyway, and says call this number or load this program, the easiest thing to do is to open your task manager (rt click on the task bar should give you that option), go to the processes tab (On Win10, it is actually the "details" tab" , right click on the browser process and choose "End Process Tree". You may need to do this on multiple browser entries.

That out of the way, I have had some luck finding games on this site. The VT game is listed, so hopefully it will be available when the time comes. Crappy quality often, but better than nothing.

http://cricfree.sx/american-football-live-stream

Would it be possible to just create a new e-mail, signup for Vue/Sling and then immediately cancel? You would get 1 free month that would not auto renew. I haven't tried it yet, but I think this would work.

I just came here to say fuck Matt Ryan

I concur.

It is known.

If anyone finds themselves on the road during the game, the SiriusXM channel is 81.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Sitting in the south end zone here. It appears the core of cadets has a lab down on the field. The handler is using a CavMan plush as a chew toy!! Is this new this year? GO HOKIES!!!! Beat BC!!!!!

Thank you for the link!

Edit: Not TKP'ing hard enough :-/

For future reference, it is "Corps" of Cadets, not Core (I understand autocorrect victimization).

Still better than the BROADCASTER who said "Corpse of Cadets".

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

f u Scott Loeffler. 3 years of my life that I can't get back.

We'll always have this:

We'll ONLY have this.

Fixed that for you.

No animosity on my part for Lefty. He put everything he had into our offense, it just didn't work. At least his recruiting set the table nicely for Fuente.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

A new season...new hope

ESPN going with the feels today on VT. Mentioning the BC game where Fuck Matt Ryan originated from and then right before the game here mentions when JMU beat us in 2010 due to NDSU beating Iowa.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Glad the Roku missed that. Game still isn't up.

Aaaand with that, let's get back on the emotional rollercoaster.

Lose another coin toss?

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

please convert

Teller starts and gets a false start, first one of the year.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Our punter sucks

Teller who the left guard is.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Teller?
I don't even know her.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

I hope we don't have this much trouble all day getting separation

Really bad fake handoffs... Hello again Loeffler!

I've been saying this , Ludwig isn't going to get it done . We have to have someone better than him

WE RECOVERED A FUMBLE!

Yaaaayyyyyy a fumble we didn't lose!!

Wait the other team can turn the ball over? When did that happen!?

And Clark Motu answers the call.

Was looking for the fumble six.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

6'-7" Cam Phillips

Evans is a damn freight train when those legs get going.

We looked great on that drive. Everything clicked.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

YES!!! Watching our guys drag opposing players into the end zone will never get old.

Well that looked like quite the offensive game plan

Finally caught up to the game live, JET SWEEP by Loeffer, love it. That drive looked well put together.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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My stream literally just exploded, and I didn't get to see that TD. I think my laptop speakers are broken now. Thanks ESPN.

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

That drive just showed the incredible potential this system has with this group of players.

Using /s is for cowards.

What atrocious kick coverage. Guys just running all over the place.

Wait, so the other team is (1) allowed to lose a fumble to us, and (2) get called for blocks in the back on returns?

Can this be?

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

So early this week someone suggests Slye kicking short to let cover team get down there, yea let's not do that again.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Offense and defense both look sharp. Let's see if that can carry over into the second quarter this week.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Gaahhhhhh Bucky's gotta keep a handle on those balls.

*giggle*

Bucky Phillips seeing a lot of action.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

BUCKY.... :-\

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Awful drop by Bucky. That was a spot on throw

Who is this commentator?!

I criticize knowing full well I could never do what these athletes do.

I find both to be awful, but it's Ahmad Brooks and Anish Shroff.

Just a straight drop by Bucky.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Yep should've had it

Semper Fi

6'-7" Cam Phillips

Why do they keep calling Hodges Phillips read your program

Semper Fi

False start on a punt?!

The interior of our defensive line just seems rock solid so far this season.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Norm Wood says Phillips has not played a single snap today.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Possibly one of the personnel changes Fuente alluded to earlier in the week?

Virginian by Birth, Hokie by Choice

There was Bucky and Cam lined up side by side. Must be to confuse the commentators defense.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

A few observations. JMU up 14-7 on Heels. And was there a #1 next to USC on that graphic?

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

This broadcast has been not great.

I criticize knowing full well I could never do what these athletes do.

I caught that too. They definitely had USC as #1.

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

Bucky's dropped 3 - hope he gets it together because he's been open

Never mind.

..energry? Did they give these guys Novocaine before the kick? Good grief.

Come right back to Bucky after the drop. Love it.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

You go, Cam Phillips. Blocking on a screen!

This. Commentators give props to Bucky being a weapon but Cam with great blocking help to free that up.

Ok, nevermind.

Or not.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Oh shiz. Hope that's just getting the wind knocked out of him.

I don't see Cam Hodges on the field for another series for missing that block.

Holy no block

Using /s is for cowards.

Marshawn in!

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Hey guys! Remember in French's film review that I said that cam philips is the second coming of Marcus Davis and people downvoted me? I do

"You know when the Hokies say 'We are Virginia Tech' they're going to mean it."- Lee Corso

lmao.

Blocking yes but receiving no

Semper Fi

redemption: bucky

Absolutely gorgeous throw

Hot damn! I am so excited to see Ford continue to improve.

Beautiful throw for a touchdown!

Dat fade.

DAT FADE.

Also, you see how Isaiah made sure to get both feet in? He's preparing for Sundays.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

That fade was sex

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

Damnit Sling wont show ESPNU...saw the 2nd TD on the Goal Line Channel. Its nice having a QB that can throw the fade

A new season...new hope

if you've got Playstation, I'd suggest vue

Defense was in the film room on that play.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

I still cannot get over just how big Tim Settle is.

Should have been a penalty on the line ther.

OT: Miami may be team to beat in the Coastal.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Agreed. Lucky they didn't catch that little jump.

Not sure how big of a fan I am being up 14 to 0 at the end of the 1st quarter...

Sound like you have been burned by this before

A new season...new hope

Get your game Facyson.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Shorter ESPN on Facyon's ball defense: He knows his left hand from his right hand.

Love Marshawn and Sam, but not sure if the speed option is their best kind of play. Would rather see Travon in there for those kinds of plays

Dang why did Sam make that cut. I hate to say it but I think T-Mac could have taken that edge no problem.

Using /s is for cowards.

Did that commentator just attempt to make a Beethoven joke about our punter (Ludwig)?

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

Yes he did and I hope his partner gave him nothing but shit the entire break.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Y'ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

...did he really just say "Corpse" of Cadets...?

That's the second time he's done that today.

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

We are the Marching Dead, apparently.

Correction: The Marching of the Damned...that is, the Damned Good Looking...The Commandant ordered me to tell that joke.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

The Virginia Tech 'corpse' of Cadets?!

It should be common practice for commentators to carry pronunciation cards, apparently we have zombies for cadets.

That BC offense looks familar

A new season...new hope

Motu just got rocked by that QB. Embarrassing.

Haha, duties!

FRAAAAAAAAANNNKKK.

Jesus, Frank looks great.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

OMG that was friggin' beautiful. Also, can we just have Frank and Cheryl do the rest of the game? Please?

Peoples had a chance.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Mooook!

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

MOOOOK!!!

Hey we're up 14-0! As good as won this one. See y'all Monday

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Love the pressure from only a 3-man rush.

Frank is like a kid in a candy store. This is awesome to watch.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

I bet BC fans watching this are hating this...I am loving listening to frank ramble

A new season...new hope

True, I could be content just listening to Frank for the rest of the game.

Definitely giving me the warm fuzzies. I feel like I'm listening to my grandfather tell me stories.

I swear I have seen those BC offensive plays somewhere else...and the QB running around for his life

A new season...new hope

I think uva is about to lose.

Man. At last a return where if Stro had danced a little to the left instead of go straight, looks like he had a lot of green.

This split screen during plays is killing me.

I criticize knowing full well I could never do what these athletes do.

Marshawn just doesn't look like he's got it. Hopefully it's just shaking the rust off.

Damn autocorrect.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Aaaaand with that UVA is 0-3.

In Hokie-speak, much like bowling, this is what we call a "turkey".

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Marshawn needs some holes.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

UConn 13, UVA 10. Final

Losing by missing a 20 yard chip shot? That's so LOLUVa

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They lost long before missing that.

I think it could be fairly argued they lost before the kickoff at the start of the game

And to make it worse for them, they were 25 point favorites over a UConn team that struggled against Maine two weeks ago (granted they won). I didn't know Maine even had a football team.

Maybe I just missed it but have we heard an update on T-Mac yet?

Using /s is for cowards.

I've not heard one either. Hoping he just had the wind knocked out of him.

I think I saw him in again.

ETA: It's hard to tell, because split screen during interviews is apparently the height of sport broadcasting.

He's already been back in on a play.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Why can't we score in the 2nd quarter?

Pre-Beamer Hokie

You have my permission to make this complaint every game.

Yeah, that worked pretty well.

Pre-Beamer Hokie

I hope we don't end this second qtr in another slump!Bud will get us the ball back. We need to go back to the motion oriented formations. We obviously can't get it going between the tackles like Corn has tried most of the quarter. I feel like we go in a shell in the 2nd.

Stro bro!

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

I'M HEADED OVER TO THE SABER

OH MY GOD WHAT A CATCH!!!

FORRRRRRRRRRD

Finally!

Oh. Mah. Gawd.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

aaaaaahhh!!!! I love you Ford!!

Man, who just shoulder pressed Ford after the TD?

Self reply....Teller, of course.

Just as I was saying we need to get back to a passing attack, a beautiful throw from Evans to Ford IN DOUBLE COVERAGE FOR A TOUCHDOWN!!!

Is Ford good?

A new season...new hope

Does a bear live in the woods?

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Isaiah Ford footballs well.

That was a thing of beauty. Perfect throw. Awesome control by Ford. Screw your double coverage, we've got Isaiah.

"Exit light..."

Evans is better than i thought. Accuracy is great, still needs to see more in deep attack thought

Love love love that post kickoff fan interaction.

Someone actually complained Tech scored too fast on Facebook. (Smack head emoji)

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Must have been a BC fan, or Leoffler.

"Exit light..."

I feel like I should be creeped out by how much alike we think. I choose to take it as a compliment, instead.

"Exit light..."

Love calling timeout on this 3rd down. Get it back, pour it on! Killer instinct!

This is the best I've ever seen Motu play.

what is this....what am I feeling guys??

Cautious optimism?

Whatever it is, if it lasts longer than 4 hours, call your doctor.

"Exit light..."

I am loving that big ol' goose egg on the scoreboard.

So this is what it was like playing use the last 3 years

A new season...new hope

Zero fumbles, bitches.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

I know we're winning 21-0 but why not try to get a field goal with :41 seconds and a timeout left?

Why risk a turnover and getting BC back in the game.

BUT WE HAVEN'T HAD ONE FUMBLE THIS GAME! (Ducks)

I don't want to jinx anything, but (here we go...)

Tennessee not withstanding, there is some kind of steady magic to this season that doesn't want to go away.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Adonis had awful form there. He wasn't watching the receiver's eyes a bit. /s

Only one reception on the day. Loeffler needs to target that kid more.

I love how they try to do what we do and Adonis gets an INT

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I love living close enough to Lane to hear the PA system but not being able to watch the game. Awesome...

If you need a watch ESPN log in JUGS GOT YOU.

How does that work? Got a friend who uses dish, but says his login is only good on one device.

Apparently I can log in but I don't have espnu in my subscription? I'd love a hookup if you can help a brother out! Thanks!

Let me know when you've got this an ill take it down.

Thanks but I ended up with a sick kid and a working radio link. I guess audio will have to suffice. Thanks anyway!

Houston st?

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You got neighbors?

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

This is great because fuck Loeffler.

Hot Takes Joe is living his best life today.

"Exit light..."

Is the open thread considered a "TKP Staff produced column"? Because if it is, consider my skirt blown.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

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Link

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This is bordering on Rebel Yell Joe.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

I am just irrationally mad he never took me up on a game of Tecmo Super Bowl.

All kidding aside Loeffler left some nice weapons for Fuente's staff to use

A new season...new hope

THAT'S THE SPIRIT

Joe my hero

Mentioned in our halftime coverage:

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

I mean I would argue differently but if the man himself said it, then who am I to disagree?

Humility I like it from Mike

Beard hair can be as strong as copper wire....

Weak copper wire or some ridiculous beard hair that I'm glad I don't have to deal with. Although electrical engineering labs would be interesting...

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Don't know whether to feel good but noticing that Pitt's defense is giving up huge points the last 6 quarters.

keep it going D

Did I just hear "Former Longhorn Ahmad Brooks?" or am I taking crazy pills?

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

You heard right, it is not HooBrooks

So I heard correctly and I'm taking pills. Thanks

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

You heard correctly.

Sweet! Dominating ToP at the half!!!/s

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Push that pile!

Love those. RB only job is to go for the ride and "don't drop the rock".

Now please, just keep playing the scheme. None of these Stiney/Loeffler "go for the jugular" low percentage passes.

No fumble!

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Holy shit. Now we're just trolling them before the snap.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

I enjoy this new offense.

"Exit light..."

You mean you enjoy having an offense

A new season...new hope

Is this what having a real offense is like?????????????

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

somebody pinch me

Oh, no. I'm not falling for that again. I have enough restraining orders, thank you very much.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

b..but, I thought we had a good thing

So.... what would the score be right now with Loeffler as the OC for VT?

VT 0 - BC 27

A new season...new hope

VT 26 - BC 10.

Benefit of the doubt if he's on our sideline.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Also FUCK MATT RYAN

A new season...new hope

How many did BC lose from the number 1 D in the country last year. They are playing well. Fuente scheme just has them all out of position on everyplay.

So you're saying our offense is doing to the opposing defense what our defense if known for doing to the opposing offense.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Watch the BC linebackers. They have not idea what's going on and that duo is supposed to be the best in the ACC.

Evans with 4 5 TDs.........45!!! FOR THE SECOND TIME!! for the uhhh IDK BUT YAAASSSSS

That Mihota hit goes on GIFTORY if we win.

"Exit light..."

Ahem. WHEN we win

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Slow your roll, Jinxy McJinxerson.

"Exit light..."

Nope nope nope. This game was never in doubt

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Last week that punt results in a fumble by Stroman, and and a no-call by the official.

I like this week's mojo better.

Keep the foot on the gas corny.

Hahahaha the commentary about the defense playing pretty well but no help from the offense. I am SO happy to hear that being said about the opposing team and not us for once!!

defense playing pretty well but no help from the offense

Don't be so hard on Corny, he's doing the best he can.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

has any rb had a run of more than 10?

Teller leading the run and finishing with a pancake.

Glad to see we got all of that Bristol out of our system. This is looking effortless.

Also, a Josh Jackson grinning like a Cheshire Cat sighting... Smart kid

I dont want to trash Loeffler, but seriously, what is going through his head right now? Watching your old anemic offense going HAM while your current anemic offense is on the wrong end of a shutout cannot be good for a man's psyche.

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

Spongebob gifs get an automatic leg from me

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

What is it they are chanting on TV?

Rogers for the TD!

"blowout continues"

never thought I'd hear that again in our favor

oh my god

Rogers will not be denied his pussy touchdowns

A new season...new hope

Have we ever had a QB start the season with 10 TD - 0 INT?

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

Guys! That's 10 TD passes with ZERO INTS!!!

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

He needs 4 more to tie the kid from Louisville and take over the Heisman race.

Plus like 50 rushing TDs

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Go for the record, Jerrod!

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

5 passing TDs ties Bryan Randall's single-game record.

"Exit light..."

Wow just realized we are only half way through the 3rd...When do we find out who the number 2 qb is?

My money is on Lawson

A new season...new hope

Motley is. I expect if it's still a 3 td game at beginning of 4th, we see him take those snaps.

A new season...new hope

Wait. You expected me to read your second sentence? On the internet?

haha I guess thats on me

A new season...new hope

THIS IS WHAT THE FUENTE-FOSTER ON PAPER LOOKS LIKE IN ACTION AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

A new season...new hope

Evans with more passing TDS than Lamar. Just a few...cough a bunch...behind rushing.

This is the team I have always pictured in my mind. That's the only way I can put it.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

We have put up 35 against BC's defense in the 3rd quarter. Holy crap.

Using /s is for cowards.

...and there it is. Can't be perfect, bummer.

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

WELP

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

EXCELLENT work to keep that from being a TD. Love that Facyson didn't give up on that one.

I really wanted a shut out

dang

Not so fast my friend!

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

First post... new member of TKP Club... words can't describe how happy I am to see the offense come to life. I think we all saw indications at Bristol, but holy poly, if we hold on to the ball well enough we're going to be a damned irritating opponent.

To good Friends... good health... and the besting of Hoos.

Welcome and thank you for joining the Club.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

anybody else see the holding on that last play?

When Facyson is on, he is ON.

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

I feel bad for Lefty. BC's had a few opportunities but they don't appear to have ANY skill position talent whatsoever. How many drops does BC have today? That cupboard is bare.

Also, does VT lead the nation in opponent's false starts drawn?

I believe the count stands at 5.

I'm getting one of those Gobbler tops for my wife........

[edited. Going to sit the next few plays out]

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

A new season...new hope

#LOEFFLERED

"Exit light..."

Man the BC Offense seems so familar

A new season...new hope

One of these days he isnt going to under throw that

A new season...new hope

Well there is our deep throat threat!

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

Step on their necks.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Deep threat sighting.

I'd like to see Travon's eyes when he saw that hole

Like throwin' a hot dog down a hallway.

"Exit light..."

Any Looney Tunes gif gets a leg!

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

I see what's happening, but I don't believe it

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Is this a preview of the future with Fuente and Foster?

Might need to get some bigger shorts

Sweat pants are not your friend on game day.

Bring in the Motley

What about Lawson?

A new season...new hope

FOOTBALLING INTENSIFIES

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

Its still the 3rd quarter...What is happening!!!!

A new season...new hope

Hard to believe VT is up 42-0. BC is usually solid defensively. I expected VT to win, but I expected a 21-14 type of game. Congrats to VT for bringing it today.

Josh

Sheesh. I picked the wrong game to do push-ups on scores. 147 and counting

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At this point, BC is having more luck on offense by throwing it to our guys.

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

The old "complete the pass off of a random tip" play. A Loeffler classic.

"Exit light..."

...remember when we used to get excited about that one? Oh, how far we've come.

I'M DRINK

AND IN EXCITED

Hi Drink

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

How is the weather in Excited?

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

This one's for you Matty Ice

Using /s is for cowards.

Let me be the first to go on record today saying, 'FUCK MATT RYAN!'

A new season...new hope

That tipped ball, what are they calling in the huddle "Floor Sweepings of Mercy on 3- break"

He just said "pokey" domination....

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Foster looks happy

A new season...new hope

Using /s is for cowards.

Screen pass on 3rd-and-9?

Loefflering intensifies.

"Exit light..."

The DB out there basically pointed it out pre-play. Wonder how much of our (defensive) success today is just being inside their playcaller's head...

"If we believe and run it enough, it's bound to happen at least once"

DICKS OUT FOR FUENTE!!!!!

"You know when the Hokies say 'We are Virginia Tech' they're going to mean it."- Lee Corso

WHY DID I HAVE TO MISS THIS GAME!!

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

Because you didn't wrap it up?

"Exit light..."

you fucked up, fam

Dick wasn't out

Thanks for helping our defensive ranking, Scott.

sol-a-rex

Scorching hot takes abound.

"Exit light..."

Oof. Barber from the top rope.

Visual aid

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

BAH GAWD

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Good lord Jesus!

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Chung is back in!

The one play I did see him in he hiked it up his own ass.

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

VT 2nd string offense is still better than BC 1st string defense.

You know the game is over when Bud Foster starts applying ChapStick.

Hokies.

I swear he winked at the camera while doing it.

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

Be honest, who wants to be Bud Fosters chapstick?? French, I know you have your own chapstick fan club, but the rest of you???

You know what I like? Fu never stopped passing. Frank would have been in run mode 2 hours ago

Doesn't Evans throw a sweet ball!

Watched most of the fsu spanking. Jimbo was eating pizza in the tunnel!

Motley!

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Did someone say eating pizza in the tunnel?

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

A lot of students left to start partying early it looks like.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

Sweet sweet chapstick

Dear Boston College,

WE WILL NOT TAKE OUR FOOT OFF YOUR THROATS UNTIL YOU'RE DEAD.

Sincerely,

Fuck Matt Ryan

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Better call VTPD because it's illegal to murder an eagle.

"Exit light..."

What if we're just helping it over the fence?

Holy fucking shit we just stopped a scrambling quarterback on third down!

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Beamer Ball

A new season...new hope

Really don't think that one's targeting.

Bullshit call, he hit him in the shoulder/chest!

Probably the most booed call I've ever seen in person. I opened this thread up after the game just to see if the people at home saw the same thing I did. When they showed it on the scoreboard, my first thought was, "no way this isn't overturned." Looked like a textbook perfect block to me.

CLICK is IN!

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Wow! Lawson has really slid down the depth chart!

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

Jack Click!!!!

Did original 'most interesting man in the world' pass on... respect if so. Seeing so many commercials passing the torch.

To good Friends... good health... and the besting of Hoos.

They retired him.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

If there was any doubt about Josh Jackson's redshirt, the appearance of Jack Click should put that to bed.

"Exit light..."

Ridiculous penalty. If that meets the requirements of the written penalty, then that penalty is shit.

#11 gets ejected for targeting.... FU refs, we'll bring in another #11!

Haha, the closed captions called our 3rd QB Jack Flick. I think that's a better QB name.

Enjoyed the commercial cutting the commentator off mid sentence.

Leg

Bullshit call that was a great block

Semper Fi

When was the last time we played our 3rd string QB against a FBS team, not due to injury?

Did Lawson ever play after Brewer came back?

That moment when you have more TD's than punts.

Sure beats the hell out of having more fumbles than punts.

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Just watched the last play of the UConn-LOLUVA game. Bronco must have taken that "scramble field goal" play out the London playbook and clock management handbook.

So my preparation for this game was to wake up with some kind of stomach illness that has the local score underpants:0, "farts":1.

If Fuente can guarantee this every week, I will do my best to get sick again next week. I hope it's not cheating on the superstition game if I add depends to my game-day attire.

Gimme victory formation!

Good thing our back up Center is getting some game time the bad snaps continues

A new season...new hope

BY THE BEARD OF.....ME!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Shutout complete!

#drunjTKP thrusters engaging, Captain

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

This ESPN broadcast crew has definitely set the record for most butchered/wrong names, incorrect stats, and technical malfunctions.

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

and thats game

A new season...new hope

Foster - 1
Loeffler - 0

Really feel we won the coaching carousel last year

A new season...new hope

but will Bronco win ACC COTY?? HE'S STILL UNDEFEATED IN CONFERENCE PLAY!!

Well he's just lowering the bar. At this point a single win would be acc coty worthy.

Check that police officer with a world class frown. That dude is keeping us safe. Props.

Hokies.

"Is should be 110% chance to beat Virginia."
#ILoveMyWife

Hokies.

Perfect day. Bud Fosters defense shuts down everything, Coach Fuente & his Offensive gang shoot the lights out, and UVA sucks again!!!!

-Being aggressive, being tough...that's the Virginia Tech way.

for the first time since the Ohio state win, in happy drinking

It was nice not to have my chest hurt all afternoon......

Never crimp your blasting caps with your teeth. - Dr Haycocks

Its always 110 Holden...said every mining engineer ever.

I started drinking too late!

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Never too late. Drink!

I am!

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Those Loeffler flavored donuts taste oh so good!

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

That sounds like a euphemism for something you don't want to admit to in public.

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BC had more punts than UVA fans at their spring game (somebody had to say it.)

In Sam Rogers we trust.

I'm sorry but this is just the wrong use of that phrase because BC actually had punts.

More accurate: "BC had more punts than Mike London has saved up timeouts"

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BC had the same amount of points as LOLUVA had fans at their spring game!

Someone said in the preview if we put up 27 against BC, we'd score 40 against the rest of ACC.

I eagerly anticipate watching us drop 72 on our remaining conference foes.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Nine TDs per game, always going for 2 and converting. Vicious.

"Exit light..."

10 TD's and a safety for me, thanks.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

I already can't wait to relive all of this through French's film review later this week!

Using /s is for cowards.

I would post a GIF that summarizes how it will all look, but it would be NSFW and I would have to downvote myself for setting an awful example.

"Exit light..."

Using /s is for cowards.

I'm sure we'd all pitch in to balance you out so you don't have to banhammer yourself.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

So glad the LOFF is in Chestnut Hill!

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

I hopes that after BC realizes the mistake they made ECU takes him next!

-Semper Primus

GIFTORY!!!!!!

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

So glad I went to that game. All of the fans around me stayed (like me) to the very end. And all of us agreed it was nice to maintain the shutout, we had to look up 2012 - Bowling Green to see when the last time we had done it.

We were also happy to see the foot on the throat for the entire damn game.

I thought we beat UVA 38-0 Bro.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

That was in 2011.

"Exit light..."

You know a great way to celebrate this victory? Join the Key Players Club.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

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We had more TDs than LOLUVA had at their spring game.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

I scored more touchdowns than LOLUVA had at their spring game festival.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

BC scored more points than uva had fans at their spring festival

Onward and upward

Those must be the brownie points.

___

-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Watched the game this morning, then came here to relive the Emma gifs slowly morph from anxious and disappointed to euphoric. I love you all. God Bless TKP.

The only way this can be topped as the greatest game in this series is if Matt Ryan came back to coach BC and we did this to him. I'm going to go be irrationally overconfident about this team as long as I can. Sooner or later Fuente will fully eradicate these horrific flashbacks of offensive ineptitude I'm still having...