BYE: The Toughest Opponent We Will Ever Face

So i just spoke with anOSU fan how they faired this past week against the dreaded BYE. He told me it was a tough game. The offense couldn't get the ball moving and as a result didn't score at all. But it has always been like that when you face BYE.

BYE has a historic culture of flying under the radar until its their week. And then BOOM they strike. You weren't ready for them, and they knew it. Since BYE is so dominant, the NCAA has allowed that these games not appear in your final win-loss. They serve as a humbling mechanism for the Icarus's out there who are flying too close to the sun.

The mascot of BYE is a secret known only to a few, and fewer who will speak of it. I, ladies and gentlemen, am not one of those people. I can only speculate as to who the mascot is. Perhaps the loch ness monster or big foot. Creatures that you may never see until it's too late.

Hopefully some of you have some thoughts on where the elusive BYE campus is and their mascot. Together, we can solve this mystery once and for all. Then, and only then, we can finally vanquish BYE. I believe in these kids. But you should never take BYE lightly.