Has the bye week made us soft??? How is there no hatin' on thread up yet??
It's game week!! Get your heads on straight!!
It's Hatin' on....Larry Fedora edition.
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Larry Fedora thinks Saturdays are for the girls.
Saturdays are for Enter Sandman! Got this from VT Barstool @BarstoolVTech
I actually already ordered one of the shirts! My wife haaaaaates the "Saturday's Are For The Boys" movement, which of course makes me love it more!
Whoa how long has BarstoolVTech been a thing?!
A couple of months now, they have a bunch of College teams.
Larry Fedora thinks UNC's home opener against Georgia was a "good loss"
Larry Fedora thinks his visor is a Fedora.
{11-year old watching the UNC/FSU game}
- What's this UNC coaches name?
- Larry Fedora
- That's not a fedora.
- I know, right?
Larry Fedora thinks a fedora is a good look
Larry Fedora only started growing a beard to try to emulate Bud Foster.
Larry Fedora doesn't think Bud Foster looks re-energized this season.
Larry Fedora changed his name from Larry Redhat because he couldn't afford the licensing.
(OK, that one's a stretch, but I hope there are a few other Linux geeks here on TKP)
Didn't get it until I read the last line...but solid quality worthy of an upvote. Funny thing is, the production-grade systems for the project I work on run on Redhat, but all our test equipment uses CentOS for that exact reason haha.
What are the rules for downvoting due to nerdiness?
I would ask you to observe Ubuntu.
Larry Fedora thinks the stadium doesn't smell like paint
This made me laugh a little harder than it should have... good ole MV humor! Also, I remember standing on the far edge next to the fresh coat of paint....
I think 50% of the band had a headache at one point in the game - having a job that requires lots of breathing when you're surrounded by paint fumes doesn't typically turn out well
Larry Fedora agrees with Cardale that UNC players ain't come to play SCHOOL.
Larry Fedora says his hat is off to the other team while wearing a hat.
Larry Fedora has had the Miami game circled on his schedule for weeks.
Larry Fedora thinks 25 is an overrated number
Larry Fedora laments that the Polls were expanded to the top 25 to include the "not quite good enough". After reading the top 20 he stops.... as long as uNCheats is somewhere in there.
What did Larry Fedora say after his team won the championship game? Dammit mom, why did you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!
Why was Larry Fedora upset when his playbook was stolen? Because he had not finished coloring it.
Larry Fedora thinks UNC athletes should go to class and get education.
Larry Fedora wears a Harley Davidson t-shirt but doesn't know how to ride and thinks they're a little too loud.
"Larry Fedora rides a Harley" would also be appropriate in this thread.
Larry Fedora wears a Nirvana t-shirt and says they're his favorite band, but when asked about his favorite album, says "the second one, yeah, that's it."
WARNING: UNPOPULAR OPINION
Nirvana is waaaaay overrated, and would probably be markedly less popular if Kurt Cobain hadn't suck-started a shotgun.
Larry Fedora and HightyTighty are friends who agree on music quality
Larry Fedora and Highty Tighty share play lists, including their favorite Megan Trainer hits.
That hurts man. Meghan Trainor is total, unrepentant garbage (as is nearly all pop).
My point was not that Nirvana wasn't good, but rather that I believe them to be far more popular and well regarded than they should be, especially compared to their contemporaries. I think Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, and Alice in Chains, in that order, are all better bands than Nirvana was.
Your early 90s band hierarchy is backwards. Could never get into Soundgarden myself.
To each his own man. I mean, I still like Nirvana, I just don't think they were as good as they get credit for. And that ranking was just the Seattle bands. Rage, Bush, RHCP, Offspring, Jane's Addiction, STP. The early 90s was a damn good time for alternative music. I have a hard time with the idea that Nirvana was the best of the bunch.
Rage Against the Machine was pure trash.
But Bulls on Parade was awesome.
Larry Fedora does what they tell him. And he thinks it's justified.
how can you make a list of great bands and leave off Nickleback? /s
Larry fedora wouldn't forget nickelback
Stone Temple Pilots, Alice in Chains, and Soundgarden were all very talented bands whose music will stand the test of time.
Nirvana and Pearl Jam were products of their generation. Their music won't age particularly well in the long run.
The question isn't who was better or worse, but whose presence defined an entire genre and who was historically significant in their time. Nirvana was that band.
Happy to say I saw STP when Weiland appeared to be sober and on top of his game. Amazing show
The Backstreet Boys also defined a genre and were historically significant in their time. Were they also not overrated?
Doesn't standing the test of time provide a means to measure the greatness of a band? Nirvana was good. I still listen to them. My entire point is that they are not AS good as they are given credit for, and that much of their popularity can be ascribed to the mythos of Kurt Cobain after his alleged suicide.
To further illustrate the latter point, the Doors are one of my all-time favorite bands. I fucking LOVE their music. But would they have achieved the same level of staying power (which, granted, is not really comparable to that of Nirvana) if Jim Morrison hadn't killed himself? I don't believe so. And the Doors were a far better band than any of those previously listed.
The Doors, as you say, did not stand the test of time. Neither did Bob Dylan. Lots of late 60's and early 70's acts didn't. Country Joe and the Fish. Mamas and the Papas. Joan Baez. All fit in their time period but were defined by "Fortunate Son". People did and still love them all, though in my experience it's a lot of people who lived on or around the time those bands were making music. I like classic rock a lot.
The Backstreet Boys neither defined a genre nor were they historically significant in their time. They were a manufactured pop act.
Nirvana was globe-changing when Cobain was still alive. Soundgarden, STP, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam. All fit in their time period but were defined by "Smells Like Teen Spirit". I would begrudgingly accept "Jeremy", but not really. Anything any of them ever did can and will still be good, but the shadow cast by that song and band during that time is inescapable. People do and still love these bands, too (this guy).
But when Smells Like Teen Spirit came out, music fans of a certain age range said, "Hey wait. That's what it's like to be alive right now. That perfectly describes the way I feel."
LOL, sorry, I'll apologize for that right there. I just couldn't refrain from typing it. That was some great music in the 90's. Especially after the musical debacle of the 80's.
Only PJ has a McCready. Larry thinks he played with Back Street Boys.
Larry Fedora thinks Courtney Love had nothing to do with it.
Larry Fedora agrees with Highty Tighty!
Larry Fedora thinks that UVA has the best football team in Virginia. He thinks this weekend will be good practice before they play Miami.
Larry Fedora thinks UVA has a football team.
Larry Fedora legitimately thinks UNC players will get a quality education.
Larry Fedora tips himself to you as he passes you in the street, and says, "M'lady." Even if you're a dude.
Larry Fedora plans on handing down his 2015 Coastal championship ring to his kids' kids' kids, 'cause, ya know, we did win 1/2 of the ACC. And state championships are REALLY important in college football.
Larry Fedore doesn't think those rings were illegal benefits per the NCAA despite the fact that no other team gets division champion rings.
Larry Fedora thinks they are on the downhill slope of their schedule now.
Larry Fedora liked the sound of Eastern Carolina University, so he now demands that UNC be called
thean University of Northern CarolinaNorthern Carolina University, you say?
Larry Fedora fills my Monday with too much work, and I forget to get the Hatin' On thread up.
Larry Fedora doesn't understand why Les Miles was fired.
Larry Fedora's contract with SM
Uhad no stipulations on compensation. Instead, Larry only demanded that he be cc'd on any and all future dick pics from SMUs golden boy, Brett Favre.Larry Fedora refers to Southern Miss as SMU!
Where you at, Craig James?!? Lock your ass in the shed too!
#CJK5H
Craig James killed 5 hookers
That you, Mike Leach?
Larry Fedora dresses up as an "Explorer" every Halloween, and thinks its funny to say hes "Fedora the explorer".
*insert picture of Larry Fedora as Dora the Explorer and Ryan Switzer as Swiper*
My photoshop skills suck, otherwise I'd actually do it
And Trubisky as boots
Larry chose UNCheat because of their academic integrity and vigorous, world class engineering school
Larry Fedora enjoys hearing the beginning of "Hells Bells" played 40 times a game.
Larry Fedora prefers Brian Johnson to Bon Scott.
Larry Fedora throws an office party once a month, but only orders cheese.
Larry Fedoras last name is Fedora. That is punishment in itself.
Larry Fedora thinks Frank Beamer was getting a little old to coach football.
Larry Fedora was the step dad in "The Night Of."
Larry Fedora wears a visor...
on purpose.
...because he's being ironic.
...but first, he puts gel in his hair.
Larry Fedora sits on his lawn with a cowboy hat on, just so he can correct people who ask, "Fedora?"
The thing is, he really does that with a visor and a football field.
Larry Fedora asked for pleated khakis for Christmas.
... then he bought them for himself and marked the tag as "To: Larry, From: Your Secret Lover"
What kind of Chickenshit program hires a coach named after a hat?
Not the kind that hires a coach named after waterspout!
Stetson university one upped em' - They named their whole freakin' university after a hat.
Mascot and all, http://www.gohatters.com/
Back in 82', Larry Fedora could throw a pigskin a quarter mile! He can hit a kid on a bike with a steak at least, maybe even get that football over them Appalachian mountains.
UNCLE RICO! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru0FfuACPbc
Larry Fedora's players can't read this sentence.
Seven Layers asked Larry Fedora if he fucks. Larry told him no....no he doesn't.
Fedora ain't no Seth Dooley.
Sounds like there's a story behind this...?
Might have more luck if it was in Swahili
Might have more luck if it was in Swahili
First thing I think of is....
Larry screws your entire raid and then says, "Least I got chicken."
Larry Fedora only breaks up via text message.
Larry Fedora believes that John Clayton really does have a pony tail tucked under his sports jacket.
Larry Fedora finds "hatin' on threads" shallow and pedantic
Larry Fedora finds no humor in "hatin' on threads"
Larry Fedora thinks the Tarheels can beat the Hokies on the football field!
Larry Fedora is an ass hat.
bandit
It was Larry Fedora's idea for Chick-fil-A to be closed on Sundays. Said his athletes could really use the time to study.
Larry Fedora can't see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.
Larry Fedora thinks he knows how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.
Larry Fedora thinks he knows how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.
He thinks the answer is 3.
Larry Fedora immediately bites his tootsie pop to get to the middle.
Larry Fedora thinks that UNCheat isn't just a basketball school and that they will continue to be relevant after this year.
Larry Fedora's students think they should get A's in a course for writing one short paragraph.
Larry Fedora sucks
Larry Fedora tried to hire Mike London as Executive Vice Presidents for Strategic Time Outs.
Larry fedora thinks hes the cliff kingsbury of the ACC.
Larry Fedora asked Samatha Ponder on a date after they beat FSU last week.
Larry Fedora eats taco bell the first time you stop on a long road trip
Larry Fedora's first name is Herbert.
Larry Fedora thinks Emma Watson would go out with a guy named Herbert.
But he pronounces it "Kevin"
Larry Fedora's last name is Fedora.
@JustinFuentes had to delete his Twitter account because of Larry Fedora.
Larry Fedora has elevated the UNC football program to such prodigious heights that Michael Jordan is willing to be named an honorary captain of the Michigan Wolverines.
Larry Fedora thinks UNC will be ranked next week.
Can't leave you hanging bro...
and down the rabbit hole we go
.....can't...
..... resist...
damnit...
Larry fedora wears cargo pants to church.
They come in pants?
.................... nah, too easy.
You, my good man, are a stone pillar in the Temple of Decency.
Larry Fedora orders an appetizer, tells everyone to help themselves and then asks everyone to chip in to pay for it.
Larry Fedora notices you've been TKPing hard all day and you're ready to finally be productive, but posts the Syracuse game time announcement, a tailgate contest, and a Hatin' On thread right before you press F5.
Larry Fedora thinks "Enter Sandman" is a decent Van Halen song.
Larry Fedora didn't save 15% on his auto insurance by switching to Geico
Larry Fedora buys his polos too small because he thinks it makes him look bigger but really ESPN just makes fun of him for it
Today I learned not to wind up on ESPN...
Larry Fedora thinks 'Taco Tuesday' is stupid and culturally insensitive.
Larry Fedora thinks his team played the game with the most late-game drama over the weekend
Larry Fedora thinks food trucks are "just ok"
Larry Fedora tells you how you could've cooked dinner better while sitting at the table and eating it
Larry Fedora thinks it's fine to step out into a crosswalk without checking traffic first
Larry Fedora walks into a restaurant and orders food one minute before closing time
Larry Fedora eats at Chipotle (yeah, that's gonna be a thing)
Larry Fedora reaches the goal line and calls pass plays until one gets intercepted in the end zone. Later in the redzone again, Larry Fedora calls the exact same play for another interception in the end zone. (USC '15)
Larry Fedora calls it consistency.
Larry Fedora is gluten free.
Larry Fedora tells everyone he's gluten free, asks for the gluten free menu, then orders something not on said menu and casually mentions "I can eat some gluten".
Larry Fedora thinks "going to Hood on 3rd down" sounds too risky.
Larry Fedora can't slam a revolving door
Larry Fedora doesn't know the difference between a Fedora and a Trillby.
Fedora
Trillby
You just saved my life. Now I know which one to wear with my new cargo pants.
Glad to help! The main difference to remember is that one makes you look like a douche, and the other makes you look like a douche trying to look like Indiana Jones.
When Larry Fedora walks into a room, he goes around the room greeting every woman with "...M'lady" while bowing and tipping his fedora.
Larry Fedora knew about that craft brewery way before you did and no longer goes there as it has gone mainstream
Larry Fedora eats at Moe's. For the queso.
We always get extra queso. Not sure what the problem is.
Larry Fedora vapes
via GIPHY
Larry Fedora thinks UNCheat should build a new indoor football stadium and name it The Larry Dome.
Larry Fedora coaches UNC
Larry Fedora is apparently a huge A-hole -- What I've heard from contractors who are working on UNC athletics projects and had to sit through meetings with him...when he decided to show up #sauces
Larry Fedora thinks bacon is too salty.
Larry Fedora only got into coaching to hook up with player's moms.
And greets said player with, "Mornin, sport" as he exits mom's bedroom in the morning
Larry Fedora suggested they double the finger sandwiches for the team this week due to the fact that they are playing a ranked opponent at home.
Larry Fedora puts regular gas in his BMW.
More like, Larry Fedora puts premium gas in his civic because GAINS and VTEC.
Larry Fedora failed the African-American Studies class...
Larry Fedora thinks he's in line for the LSU job....LSU doesn't return his calls...lf cries himself to sleep
Larry Fedora thinks McCringleberry deserved the penalty.
Larry Fedora thinks he wears a fedora better than Frank Sinatra
Larry Fedora's right arm is clearly larger than his left arm
Larry Fedora skips Leg Day
....and apparently Left Arm Day
Larry Fedora pronounces it "jif"
Larry Fedora is a Matt Ryan fan.
Obligatory
larry fedora thought he should have gotten the part as the Lincoln lawyer instead of Matthew Mconaughey
Larry Fedora uses a Zyppah.
Because "it's Happy-Z, spelled backwards!"
The most annoying commercial on radio right now.
Larry Fedora sings along to this radio commercial and turns up the volume
Larry Fedora thought the turnout at the UVA Spring Game was pretty good.
Larry Fedora, like his players, can't spell hat.
larry fedora thinks Tank should be put down for biting cav man.
Larry Fedora is still looking for Mark in Winchester
Larry Fedora doesn't re rack the weights in the gym.
but when he does, Larry Fedora only uses his right arm to do so
Larry Fedora thinks having to prepare for the hurricane(s) and Hokies in one week is NCAA punishment enough.
Larry Fedora wastes time looking south
The GFS says Matthew may double dip in Florida. Larry Fedora thinks double dipping is perfectly okay.
Larry Fedora is hoping that Hurricane Matthew cancels the game vs VT this week.
Larry Fedora is the kind of boss who hypes you up the entire week of a team presentation you have been working on, only to sideline you during the presentation and ask other underprepared colleagues to do the heavy lifting and fail. Just ask Hood.
Larry Fedora thinks that people were looking at him in this picture (maybe NSFW?)
Larry Fedora wears a bikini?
ew.
Larry Fedora thinks Quinshad Davis caught the ball inbounds.
Larry Fedora thinks Danny Coale didn't catch the ball.
Larry Fedora can't get Jordan to brand their jerseys.
Larry Fedora enjoys it when Christmas decorations go up in October.
...for 2017.
Larry Fedora always 'REPLY ALL'
Larry Fedora is that one person in your 350 person lecture who always hits "reply all" whenever they have a little question or complaint, or to make up an excuse to the professor why they didn't turn in an assignment that was given 6 weeks ago.
Larry Fedora thinks Kanye can sing and would make a great President in 2020. He also thinks Kim doesn't get enough attention.
Larry Fedora thinks Kim Kardashian is very talented.
Larry Fedora once dated Snookie, She left him for Gene Chizik.
Larry Fedora is descended from Victorien Sardou*, a French dramatist who wrote the play Fedora** and changed his family name to the the title of the play*. That way every time someone wore a Fedora he could say that it commemorated his family name.*
*patently false
**actually true
What is this, Fedor-ensics?
I got curious about why it was called a Fedora. I was a bit late to the the party, so this was the best thing I could come up with. Looking at it, I clearly got way too close to Fifth Fuller's historically accurate writings in terms of style.
Not even a little, the more of these we get, the better off we are, I say
Larry Fedora doesn't think that this new Chick Fil A breakfast sandwich is weird.
"Nope, I'm cool with eating the babies and the mommas at the same time! What came first, the chicken or the egg? My mouth! Protein for days!"
Well I didn't think it was weird till now haha
Larry Fedora doesn't chew Big Red
Larry Fedora thinks Van Halen didn't hit their stride until Gary Cherone joined the group.
Larry Fedora thinks Crazy Train is an underrated little known song.
Larry Fedora doesn't like Moe's or Chipotle because he hates Southwestern fare.
Larry Fedora would prefer his players not use critical thinking because he thinks it's mean-spirited.
Larry Fedora sings Wagon Wheel at karaoke.
Larry Fedora is going to lose this Saturday.
Larry Fedora thought Sammy Haggar belonged in Van Halen.
Leg. That was a test, and you passed
In preparation for Hurricane Matthew, Larry Fedora ordered 12 mist cooling systems on Amazon to help simulate rainfall during practice. He paid extra for 1-day shipping at checkout but didn't realize they were out of stock and his order would ship on November 3rd.
Larry Fedora wonders why the top of his head gets wet when it rains.
Larry Fedora sneaks an extra puff in when he knows damn well the rule is puff-puff-pass
Larry Fedora is a big fan of Mook because he "Loves all things related to Nickelback"
Larry's game management decisions look so Fedorable.
My god...FEDORABLE is actually a thing. For some crazed reason, I googled "fedorable"...tons of hits.
That. Is. Awesome.
But before we go too far, let's point out that Larry Fedora IS NOT Fedorable, if that were really a thing.
Larry Fedora wears a visor to be ironic.
LOL. Still wish he actually wore a fedora...
See above. *drink*
D'oh...drinking. I didn't see it, but it seemed pretty obvious...
Larry Fedora plans to kneel during the National Anthem.
Larry Fedora thinks UNC did not cheat in athletics or academics.
Larry stresses the high quality of the degrees athletes earn when talking to UNC recruits.
Larry Fedora pees on the hot rocks in the sauna
Larry Fedora doesn't see the point in joining The Key Players Club, but he is an ESPN Insider.
#TKPC330by3:30
Larry Fedora subscribes to Stansberry Research
Larry Fedora prefers "Memphis style" barbecue and a tomato based sauce.
Larry Fedora thinks Memphis style bbq is beef.
Haha, nice edit... Either way, I'll take Memphis style ANY day of the week. No sauce needed.
My point was more that he prefers beef bbq over pork, not sayin Memphis is beef, but I see where it could be read that way. And it would be poor form on his part being in NC.
Larry fedora actually eats shit for breakfast
*Drink*
Chick-fil-A post above
Larry Fedora thinks Mortal Kombat is the best game ever.
This sounds like someone who didn't grow up with a Sega Genesis
While I do agree Mortal Kombat is a very good game I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever!
Hungry Hippo
Larry Fedora uses UNC branded AXE body spray
Larry thinks Heather knows everything about CFB and wants to date her.
Additionally, Larry thinks bestiality is acceptable.
Fedora is only using UNC as a stepping stone before getting his dream job this winter
Wake Forest
Maybe LSU is actually looking for an offense
Larry Fedora replaces leg day with an extra day of bis and tris.
lowkey wouldn't be surprised if this was actually true...
Larry Fedora thought Rudy was offsides and should have been flagged.
dammit...I like this one for PJ
Larry Fedora doesn't chew Big Red
DRINK!
My TKP powers have failed me
Larry Fedora scratches his butt then sniffs his fingers
Does he also scratch his balls and sniff his fingers? Possibly NSFW gif?
Larry Fedora may be Joachim Low's cousin or something.
And then he shakes your hand
Larry Fedora coughs into his hand and then shakes someone else's hand with it
Larry Fedora thinks Harbaugh really was biting his fingernail.
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Larry Fedora is team Hans. Even after seeing the whole movie.
Having never seen this movie, I think it also applies to the Hans who comes to my overly-saturated movie mind...
Either way, still works.
Larry Fedora doesn't think that Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
Or perhaps another memorable Hans...
"Shoot da glass!"
Larry Fedora thinks Joe Pa was railroaded.
Larry Fedora thinks they should put Joe Pa's statue back up.
Larry Fedora has Joe Pa'S statue in his front yard!
Larry Fedora was cheering against Jon Snow in the battle of the bastards.
Larry Fedora thinks Rickon ran from Ramsay in a totally appropriate manner.
Larry Fedora thinks football players thoroughly enjoy argyle on their outfits, and on their field
Larry Fedora has a degree from UNC hanging on the wall in his office. No one questions it.
I mean...he did print it.
Edit: I found a picture of it!
Larry Fedora thought he was Kaiser Sose
Larry Fedora claimed to have 3 degrees from UNC on his resume, during his interview he was handed 5 more from the wallet of the AD.
I heard they come on rolls and you can choose to have yours printed on one of two paper types: Charmin or Quilted Northern.
Larry Fedora is sponsored by Summer's Eve.
Larry Fedora spits his gum in the urinal.
I would bet money he really does that.
Ha! You think he uses a urinal!!!!
RIP Gene
Larry Fedora though this was a pretty good crowd at their home game vs. Illinois:
I believe that was their "empty seat effect" game. It's a thing at UNC, Duke, and LOLUVa, among others. Huge turnout and saves tens of dollars in photo-shopping costs.
via GIPHY
Where the hell is French in these threads?
Larry Fedora thinks it's great that his players read at a 5th Grade Level, because he never could get the questions right on Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader.
Larry Fedora buys sodium free rice cakes.
... for Trick-or-Treaters.
Larry Fedora thinks that the Heels just won that football game. He figures if points don't matter when it comes to grades then why should they matter when it comes to football.
He believes they had 4 moral victories. We only had 2.
Larry Fedora say "Coach Fuentez"