Drafted DW in the 5th round. Got Jeered by my buddies when I placed the sticker on the draft board. Looked up at the big screen as he busted that 85 YD TD. Bros got quiet....and I pimped birds up quietly back to my seat. BAM
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I've been the proud owner of the Cleveland Steamers for the better part of a decade. It lets me come up with team slogans every year like "Sh!tt!ng on the competition" or "It's all fun & games 'til we hit you in the chest."
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The name I use is Ambiguously Awesome, reigning champ of my league. Along those lines I put this together (rather quickly) to post on our message board a week or so ago:
We're actually drafting later tonight, I'm being somewhat bold and taking Doug Martin with the #1 pick. Last year I was able to take Ray Rice #1 and pick him up later in the draft. If the draft goes as expected I should be able to pick up DW4 and a QB with picks 28 & 29 (14 team league)
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Playing fantasy football out of Baltimore for the second year in a row while in grad school, but still rooting mightily for the Redskins. I decided to go with "One Flew Over the Ravens Nest" this year ('s wouldn't fit for you grammar police out there). Last year's team, "Dan Snyder's Former Coaches" was also a hit in the league. Fantasy draft hint: WRs are a dime a dozen this year, if you haven't already drafted I would suggest loading up on RBs early and often. Best of luck!
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Mine are for those who don't care about political correctness.
McNair's Shotgun Offense
The Machetes (a tribute to Sean Taylor trying to defend himself with a machete)
Ben There Raped That
The Second Mile Foundation, with this picture as my logo:
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Please please please, somebody make a team name called "Don't Deny My Pussy Touchdowns"
Don't want to be the buzz kill but that's too many characters...
Use an acronym "DDMPT. Keep it an inside joke. Those that know will laugh their ass off.
My college fantasy team name is "Free Mark Leal". I hope I have a reason to change it after Week 1.
"Belicheck yourself before you Rex yourself" is my favorite but too long.
Mine is "I'm a Man I'm Forte"
Also liked the names:
Huge Ditka
Hernandez's Pistol Offense
I Plaxidentally shot myself
after much polling i decided it was too soon for the Hernandez one, but I was close to rolling that out
Tightest Percy In Town
The Greyest Show on Earth. BOOM
However for it to work, you need either all the oldest players at each position, or Kurt Warner. One of the two.
My personal favorite as of recently is "Jacquizz in my pants"
Best I've heard is "Dadi Issues" on the JD Howell show....
Every Day I'm Russellin
or
Fuller Fuller & Facyson Law Firm
Favre Dollar Footlong
In my Hokie fan league, I'm Centaurrian Grey. In other leagues this year I'm Bristol's Pistols.
I abandoned my favorite from last year, I Pitta Da Fool, after Pitta got hurt this year.
One of the favorites I've seen recently is Demaryius Targaryen
I go with Moose Knuckles just to make the Draft coordinator say it out loud. "Moose Knuckles are on the clock"
Caught Red Hernandez
Over the DWAYNE BOWE
My friend's team is Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe and here is his team picture/logo:
David Wilson's Backflips.
Drafted DW in the 5th round. Got Jeered by my buddies when I placed the sticker on the draft board. Looked up at the big screen as he busted that 85 YD TD. Bros got quiet....and I pimped birds up quietly back to my seat. BAM
Can 'pimped birds up quietly' become the new 'deny my...'?
How about "Don't deny my pimped up pussy birds up quietly"
Pretty soon, anyone that comes across this site is just going to think we all have Tourette syndrome.
Nice! I drafted DW on both of my teams. One as my starter RB and one as a Flex.
hmm... I like that team name.
In fact, I already named one of my teams Back Flippin Wilson with this team avatar:
My other team name is Team Jorts with this avatar:
I was gonna use the same avatar! Not the jorts, obviously.
Cooper Clux Clan
Ron Mexico
i used bad newz kennels for year
I've been the proud owner of the Cleveland Steamers for the better part of a decade. It lets me come up with team slogans every year like "Sh!tt!ng on the competition" or "It's all fun & games 'til we hit you in the chest."
Waka Flacco Flame
Imagine Wagons.
The slogan is "playin our nuts off."
I have been in 2 leagues for some years now, and I use the following names to tell the teams apart:
"Finkle is Einhorn"
"Einhorn is Finkle"
My sister gave my team the name "Horse Wang Johnsons" after I was working and had to have her draft for me one year. It has stuck ever since.
I honestly go with american dad/ family guy references. My two are Lt shiney sides and Ricky spanish
Laurence Taylor Series... I'm a nerd
The name I use is Ambiguously Awesome, reigning champ of my league. Along those lines I put this together (rather quickly) to post on our message board a week or so ago:
We're actually drafting later tonight, I'm being somewhat bold and taking Doug Martin with the #1 pick. Last year I was able to take Ray Rice #1 and pick him up later in the draft. If the draft goes as expected I should be able to pick up DW4 and a QB with picks 28 & 29 (14 team league)
Nickel sized hail
Gronkey Punch
Had a chick play with us last year that was a Cowgirls fan. Take that with a grain of salt...her team was
99 Problems but a Vick Aint One.
Kuhn on the Cobb
My fellow Adultswim fans will get a kick out of my teams name this is my second season using it, it is "Black Dynamite".
Mine is 4VertsF*cksThePromQueen
Weeden my pocket
Fognacious Quash Rules
Playing fantasy football out of Baltimore for the second year in a row while in grad school, but still rooting mightily for the Redskins. I decided to go with "One Flew Over the Ravens Nest" this year ('s wouldn't fit for you grammar police out there). Last year's team, "Dan Snyder's Former Coaches" was also a hit in the league. Fantasy draft hint: WRs are a dime a dozen this year, if you haven't already drafted I would suggest loading up on RBs early and often. Best of luck!
Mine are for those who don't care about political correctness.
McNair's Shotgun Offense
The Machetes (a tribute to Sean Taylor trying to defend himself with a machete)
Ben There Raped That
The Second Mile Foundation, with this picture as my logo:
My team this year is named "Suck My Vick"
i went with "Extra Pint is Good" tho "Fear the Beered" almost, almost was the choice.