Hatin' On Mark Richt

Since it's a short week and we have one of our finest specimens on tap, we'll be getting a head start on hating.

That's right: Hatin' On The U is back.

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Mark Richt thinks that Blacksburg is still a little too cold, and we should move this game to the Carrier Dome.

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Too soon...but I chuckled.

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Mark Richt willingly coaches at Miami.

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Btw, that looks disturbing.

See, that's the only thing I can really hate on him for. Other than that, he seems like a pretty cool dude.

Exactly. I was kind of surprised to find out he actually played for the U.

I think Mark Richt seems like a good dude.

Whoa, I, uh mean.... fuck that guy. Miami sucks.

Every second counts

Mark Richt thinks Miami controls its own destiny...see what I did there!!!!!!

via GIPHY

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Mark Richter thinks that the Syracuse football team will really get after ya.

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

Mark Richt is jealous of VT's ongoing matchups with ECU

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

I like Mark Richt a lot, I enjoyed the Miami area last year when VT played them, me and my wife stayed in Hollywood at the Diplomat Resort and Spa, and he is the kind of role model kids there need and he's even reached out to little kids in ghetto areas about having it together (grades, attitude/respect, and being able to play football) so they have a chance to play at Miami one day. I honestly cannot hate on a man who does things the right way even if it means kicking 3 of his best defensive players off the team and his top rated recruit from the recent class Sam Bruce. I dislike how Miami has beaten us but I can only compliment Mark, he gave some of his own money to help them get an indoor facility. The Miami fans hate on him enough after 1 or 2 losses and he is giving so much to that school, the football team, and the community. Like the saying goes though "You never know what you had until it's gone." They have to know after the golden era they struck true gold this time!

FIRST DOWN, HOKIES!

We're not hating him, just hatin' on him. :)

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Mark Richt makes it really hard to hate on Mark Richt.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

if he's such a good guy, why is he coaching at Miami?

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You misspelled Saban.

We put the K in Kwality

po-ta-to/puh-tah-to

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

Mark Richt thinks Da U Is Back! /s

Let's Go

HOKIES

I don't think you need the sarcastica font. I think he THINKS they are back

The Dude Abides

But is da U back?

#TeamPeanutButter - because your cakes, pies, cookies, and ice creams are better with it!

Mark Richt's teeth are too straight.

He actually flosses and then brags about it at the dentist's office.

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Mark Richt thinks his likeability actually went up after he left UGA for Da U...all joking aside I actually really like this guy carries himself well and demands the same of the team.

...That's what Maryland does.

I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.

Mark Richt thinks that he left UGA for Da U.

I have tremendous respect and admiration towards Mark Richt as a person and coach!

.. I think I did this wrong.

Mark Richt's former boss is one of the worst ADs I've ever experienced.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Mark Richt thinks Jacory Harris is the best college QB he never coached.

Well he was the best VT QB Beamer never coached so there is that....

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

I was a big Brock Berlin fan myself

The Dude Abides

His tears have quenched my thirst for over a decade now.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Mark Richt... crap this one's hard.

Using /s is for cowards.

Mark Richt thinks da u is the cleanest program evah

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

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WIth him as head coach that thought is not far-fetched.

FIRST DOWN, HOKIES!

I can't help but think that Richt's cleanup job is basically the working song scene from Enchanted.

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Mark Richt thinks his last name is German for "right". (It's not)

Mark Richt thinks "Da U is bak!" (They're not, and they'll be finding that out on Thursday.)

Cheers!

Have a leg.

I am.

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Mark Richt did embarrassingly little with one of the best funded football programs in the nation and hopes he can do better with one of the most overrated ones.

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Mark Richt wishes he could have been at UGA for one more year so he could have the legendary Beamer as a special teams coordinator.

Fire Whit.

Mark Richt has a holster for his phone.

And tucks his shirt in behind it.

Fire Whit.

Mark Richt thinks our effort against Syracuse was all we had.
Little does he know...

This is tough! Ok:

First name Mark - pretty normal
Last name Richt - maybe we could do a German thing but that would be political.
Demeanor - always seemed like a stand up guy.
Looks - not goofy.
Past - clean as a whistle.

Ahh.. Richt misses sleeping with the bulldog?

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Mark Richt speed walks to beat you to the only open register at the grocery store with a full cart and doesn't let you go ahead even though you only have 1 item.

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Mark Richt looks like an original GI Joe that has dry rotted out in the sun.

Mark Richt looks like a basketball coach.

Mark Richt shows up to Subway with 20 people's orders written down in the middle of a lunch rush.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Mark Richt makes the hatin' on thread extremely hard this week.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Mark Richt tries to be polite by holding the door for you when you're too far away.

... and then lets the door close when you don't walk fast enough.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Mark Richt still goes Trick-or-Treating

Mark Richt drives slow in the fast lane with his right turn signal on.

Mark Richt tried to explain to the media that his name is pronounced with a voiceless palato-alveolar sibilant affricate, like "twitched", but just got blank stares from the media, who have enough trouble with words like "Diablo".

In 1987 his friend Steve from CompuServe made a .jif to straighten things out, but he got it wrong.

He wonders why certain people in Blacksburg call him "Kevin".

He still feels bad about the Chic-fil-a Bowl. Such a nice guy.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Mark Richt takes your mother out to a nice seafood dinner and never calls her again.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Mark Richt thinks that Lane Stadium becomes Lame Stadium for games on Thursday nights.

Mark Richt thinks that da U has great fan support at its home games.

He also has an incredible amount of respect for the tons and tons of LOLUVA fans that show up to the Spring Festival each year

Mark Richt thinks the road to the ACCCG always goes through Charlottesville and that Thursday night will be a tough game against the Cavs.

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Mark Richt doesn't believe the Miami fan base will turn on him as soon as they get the chance.

For real though, he's a standup guy. A good friend of mine is a middle school football coach and went to a coaching clinic where Richt was a speaker. There were four other P5 coaches there and my friend said Richt was the only one that engaged the audience and responded thoroughly to questions. He also stuck around and mingled with the attendees after.

Absolutely floors me that this guy went to Miami.

He was a backup QB at Miami. Check him out in the QB picture with Vinny Testaverde, Kyle Venderwende, Jim Kelly, and Bernie Kosar:

Hell of a QB room that was

Back then he was Marky Richt and to this day this group calls themselves "The Hunky Bunch"

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

Bless his heart.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Mark Richt coached the kicker before the blocked PAT.

Mark Richt thinks he's in Ohio.

Mark Richt got tired of dealing with rude, obnoxious, entitled fans with unreasonable expectations, who always thought they were better than they really were...so he took the job at Miami.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Mark Richt is not from Winchester.

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Similarly, Mark Richt is not from Bethel High School

I feel like someone we know went to Bethel...

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

Mark Richt's farts can be measured using the Richter Scale.

Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.

Richter? I barely know her!

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Mark Richt thought Syracuse would lose to the Hokies because they were looking ahead to their game next week against BC.

Leonard. Duh.

Mark Richt prefers bottled light beer to craft drafts.

Mark Richt lurks on TKP just waiting for the right time to drop a QB to TE joke.

Mark Richt is mad at Dino Babers for denying our pussy touchdowns and fears the wrath that awaits them on Thursday night.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

Mark Richt announces that a celebrity guest coach will join him on the sidelines for Thursday's throwdown. Heather Dinich.

"Look at this, this is spectacular. These people are losing their minds"

Mark Richt lets cars who passed everyone else on the shoulder back into the right lane.

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Mark Richt thinks Syracuse wasn't a trap game, they're just the better team

Mark Richt doesn't value time of possession

Mark Richt thinks Taco Bell is the superior burrito chain

Mark Richt really likes how Fedora cleaned up UNC.

Go Hokies

Mark Richt goes out and plans really special surprises for his wife and then tells you about them when you're with your wife making you look bad.

Using /s is for cowards.

Mark Richt told me he wasn't dating my sister. But Mark Richt is totally dating my sister!!

Onward and upward

Mark Richt is pasta?

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

haha..leg for nailing my inspiration on that one

Onward and upward

Mark Richt puts tomatoes in his fruit salad to dispel the myth that its a vegetable

Mark Richt thinks Friday is the new Monday

Mark Richt orders his Filet Mignon Well Done

Mark Richt orders his Filet Mignon Well Done

Woah, woah, woah. Save it for the field, fam.

Mark's middle name is Kevin and he pronounces it Key-vin.

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Keavinne.

We put the K in Kwality

Mark Richt takes worn out tires from Georgia, retreads them, and sells them as new in South Beach.

Mark Richt misspells his own last name. It's Rickt.

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

Mark Richt likes to embed a link in an email with a different email title as a joke, and then tells people they got Richt Rolled when the open it.

Richt loved that music video.

I know I can't unhear that!

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Mark Richt wants to know if anyone has a yacht that can be used for hosting recruits.

Mark Richt is a good guy, and that is why I HATE HIM. I prefer my Miami coaches to be less than reputable.

Mark Richt said if Sam Rogers and Chuck Norris got in a fight his money is on Norris 10 times out of 10

Onward and upward

Mark Richt played football at Miami, then coached at Florida State, ECU, and now Miami.
I think I've said enough.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Mark Richt claims to have invented the Richter scale, the question mark, and the internet.

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Mark Richt doesn't understand what a Richter scale measures! Let Hokienation help him find out what an EARTHQUAKE game is on Thursday night!

Let's Go

HOKIES

When asked how he feels about Lane Stadium on a Thursday night, Richt says, "Wasn't a problem the last time we were there." and flashes "Da U"

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Mark Richt is dressing up as a clown for halloween.

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Mark Richt isn't taking his kids trick or treating because he's afraid of the clowns.

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Mark Richt thinks Heather Dinich exemplifies fair and balanced sports journalism.

On a side note, I really do respect Richt and how he runs his program. After reading about his values and practices last year before Miami picked him up, it really inspired me. I'm sure this dude has more positive effects on both players and fans than he will ever truly know. I hope he finds many years of success as the second place team in the Coastal and wins many bowls as a result.

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Wait...is this from Rear Window?

I always love it when someone gets the hidden meaning of why I used a specific gif. Leg for you!

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One of my favorite Hitchcock films

Whilst playing fetch, Mark Richt once pretended to trow the ball to ugga, but didn't.

To this day he hasn't told ugga "who's a good boy"

Mark Richt prefers Digimon

Keep calm, Gobble on

Mark Richt hands out floss and toothpaste to trick-or-treaters.

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Festive edition:
Mark Richt drinks Pumpkin spice in August
Mark Richt listens to Christmas music before Thanksgiving

Heck, the way things are going, that doesn't necessarily have to be by choice...

Mark Richt drinks Pumpkin spice in August

FTFY. Kill everything pumpkin spiced with fire

And he complains about plain red cups.

Mark Richt listens to Christmas music before Memorial Day

In front of the Soup Nazi, Mark Richt orders out of turn, takes his time banging on the counter, complains about not getting bread and comes back every day after being banned for one year.

LAR '12 MVBones Go Hokies! USA!

Mark Richt thinks Virginia Tech is an upstart with no lasting national relevance, unlike his canes...

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Mark Reicht didn't mind ripping my heart out in the Peach Bowl.

The Dude Abides

Can we please refrain from how great of a guy Richt is while in the "hatin' on" thread, go back to respecting him Friday morning, but until then, you must embrace the hate.

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Image result for star wars hate gif

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

Here's hoping he's easy to like on Friday.

Mark Richt? More like Mark Third Reich, AM I RIGHT?!?!?!?!

Mark Richt is a Nazi. The proof is the pudding

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Mark Richt's xbox live handle is "Mr_Hat_Rick" which is way better than what it used to be: "Mr_Tar_Hick"

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And on Friday he'll change again to Mark_Rekt.

Mark Richt hired a OL coach with the name Stacy

edit: full disclosure, I actually liked Searls and wish him the best......starting next week.

Mark is a charter member of the Hair Club for Men.

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Mark Richt wears a $10 Casio watch with $1000 suit

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

Seriously. Who wears $1000 suits?

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

people who get them paid for by someone else

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

I think the only thing we've established here is that we don't really hate Mark Richt.

Mark Richt makes you hate that you can't hate Mark Richt.

Using /s is for cowards.

Mark Richt thinks LSU is making way too big of a deal about Mike VI.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

His name is Richt, M.

What a butthole.

(This post brought to you by 8year old me)

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

You really Richt'm.

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Richt'm? Almost killed 'm.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Mark Richt thinks parking lots for tailgating shouldn't open until 2 hours before the game

Mark Richt doesn't leave his dick in town.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Mark Richt thinks he deserves a warm welcome at Lane Stadium.

I think we should give him the welcome he deserves -- a Miami loss.

Mark Richt is so ugly, UGA had to tie a pork chop around his neck to get Ugga to play with him.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

Mark Richt scouts UVa for transfer players

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

And even Richt can make them into twice the player they were at UVa.

Using /s is for cowards.

Mark Richt doesn't think Miami has many fans from the 90s bandwagon and most are actual Alumni.

Mark Richt says that FSU is the ONLY rivalry that Miami has.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

Mark Richt brings cans of natty lite to donate to Hokies for the hungry.

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Mark Richt's first purchase after his new hire was a pit of Miami Crocs.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Mark Richt calls it Miami (of Florida)

Mark Richt farts and then blames the smell on your dog.

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jet Sweep

Mark Richt's wife is so nice, she cleans up the Miami med station after their player shoves McMillan into it and then mans the gatorade table afterwards.

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I'm actually really enjoying saying nice things about Mark Richt and his family.

Mark Richt apologizes for all his players late hits and promises in a couple years, this won't be a Miami thing any more.

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Mark Richt knows the Lunch Pail D

Onward and upward

Okay the game is over now. Overall, Mark Richt seems like a great guy.

Fire Whit.

Mark Richt smiles and hugs his kicker when he shanks an extra point

Using /s is for cowards.

well, to be fair, this one didn't exactly cost them the game.

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