Hatin' On Pat Narduzzi

Although we already have a hating thread for Pitt, this is of course an entirely different matter.

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Pat Narduzzi thinks going from DC at Michigan State to HC at Pitt was a good career move.

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Pat Narduzzi drives below the speed limit in the left lane

Pat Narduzzi thinks french fries on a sandwich is absurd

Pat Narduzzi respects Lane Kiffin

Pat Narduzzi only wants to talk about politics at tailgates.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Pat Narduzzi tells women at bars he's the head coach of the Panthers. When they say, "Oh my God, the Charlotte Panthers?" He says, "No, Charlotte is the 49ers."

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This made me cringe.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Pat Narduzzi mows his lawn with a weedeater.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

He gets up two hours early on workday to try to get it done before the neighbors "wake up".

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Pat Narduzzi thinks Thursday night games should only involve NFL teams.

Pat Narduzzi insists on pronouncing the "h" at the end of Pittsburgh.

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Pat Narduzzi is an anagram of Pizza An Turd

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An Turd Pizza

Pat Narduzzi doesn't know when to use "a" instead of "an."

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An "H", yes or no?

Food for thought:

"Look! An herb garden in a historical setting. Let's stay an hour, then find a hotel."

"Herb" and "hour" have 'silent' H sounds and the first syllable of each word starts with a vowel sound

"History" and "hotel" have 'hard' H sounds.

I'm not a grammar guru by any means...just noticing trends

Onward and upward

Pat Narduzzi pronounces the 'H' in "Herb"...
 
 
 
...and in "Hour"

and in wHeat?

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Onward and upward

Pat Narduzzi HATES Propane and Propane Accessories

Maybe he smokes the H out of Herb??

foresthokie
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Maybe he smokes the H out of Herb??

foresthokie
US Navy Vet

Pat Narduzzi posts the same thing twice on TKP's Hatin' On Thread, but not accidentally

Got me. Hard to concentrate on TKP when working...sometimes. Also, it's an age thing. Leg up for scolding me.

foresthokie
US Navy Vet

Or maybe you smoke the H out of Herb? /s

Pat Narduzzi pronounces the "w" in whore.

At least that's what the girls on the corner say.

Pat Narduzzi thinks the girls on his corner have better milkshakes than yours.

Pat Narduzzi doesn't pronounce the 'H' in Hotel. Like the French.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Pat Narduzzi thinks Justin Fuente is maybe the third or fourth best first year coach in the ACC this year.

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Pat Narduzzi makes three consecutive posts in the Hatin' On thread.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

really? he must be having a slow Monday morning, too.

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Pat Narduzzi doesn't think you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man

Narduzzi wouldn't want to do two chicks at the same time

Pat Narduzzi is putting up the drywall at the new McDonald's

Pat Narduzzi wants to be Pitt's JoPa

Onward and upward

Pat Narduzzi wants Pitt fans to call him PatNar.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

or....

Pat Narduzzi uses Hunt's Ketchup.

and he calls it catsup

Onward and upward

On a well-done steak.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

That he eats with his hands

'07 Mechanical Engineering

"Touchdown, Tech! I have never enjoyed saying that more"
-Bill Roth

Then he licks his fingers, making a popping noise with each one

Pat Narduzzi likes his pizza with no sauce and he eats it with a fork. Also, he prefers having his round pizza sliced into squares.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Pizza without sauce? That's almost as bad as a pizza without cheese.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

So he is from Ohio?

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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That he eats with his hands

Like Mama Cass on a pork chop.

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Only the individual packets.

Pat Narduzzi talks about how every game will be a 'real doozy' for the opponent.

Pat Narduzzi thinks the Steelers play in a college stadium.

Pat Narduzzi doesn't understand why everyone likes premanti brothers.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

Pat Narduzzi willingly lives in Pittsburgh.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

It's "Duzzi" time

Is the phrase he uses at parties

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

Pat Narduzzi DM's Kevin Carter "Miami's got dude's, but Pitt's got Duze's! VT gonna see Thursday night!"

Pat Narduzzi thinks Hokie Fireman is a police officer.

Fire Whit.

Pat Narduzzi thinks Fireman's .gif response to Rich Rod is overused and not funny

He really should look at how bad AZ is this year and ask himself how awful the Hokies would have been under that man.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Pat Narduzzi thinks Virginia Tech should have hired RichRod instead of Fuente. *waits expectantly*

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

Pat Narduzzi thinks WVU is "also in Virginia".

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jet Sweep

Pat Narduzzi likes to pretend the Civil War never happened.

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Pat thinks "What's so civil about war anyway?" is a clever quip

Pat Narduzzi has a failure to communicate

Pat Narduzzi.......

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Pat's first name is Pat

'Its easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat,
but the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in the seat'

Narduzzi thinks It's Pat is one of the most underrated films of our generation

Pat Narduzzi thinks Pat was a very good dancer.

Pat Narduzzi, Pat, and Elaine Benes are forming a dance troupe for So You Think You Can Dance?

how about Carlton:

who?

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Pat Narduzzi played with the Ween.

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

Nard must have been practicing to get back in the band with all the bullshit noise he was spewing last night.

God, Ween sucked at Lockn

Pat Narduzzi thought his 2006 Cincinnati defensive unit had the best defensive outing ever against Virginia Tech and Sean Glennon. The Glennon-led Hokies gained 333 yards with a pick and a fumble and 3 sacks.
Pat Narduzzi was also disappointed in Bud Foster's unit holding Cincinnati's offense to 280 yards, 2 picks (1 pick 6), 2 sacks, and 10 QB hits. He believed he could created a better scheme because his defense held Cincinnati's offense to 245 yards and 3 picks in the spring game.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Whenever he has fun, he tells everyone "it's a 'Duzzi' of a time".

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Pat Narduzzi signs his professional emails with "Nard Dawg."

And the rest of the Pitt staff can't help but wonder if peanut butter was in any way involved in the origin of that nickname.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

On Halloween every year Pat Narduzzi hands out a box of nerds to all his trick-or-treaters...but he always scratches out the name and renames them "Nardz"

Onward and upward

Pat Narduzzi can't even grin when his ship comes in, let alone smile when his shorts are too tight in the seat.

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

Pat Narduzzi thinks "Caddyshack" was overrated.

He gets nothing and likes it.

Pat Narduzzi thought The Big Lebowski was a good movie

Dude?!?

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies

Pat Narduzzi thinks The Big Lebowski isn't meme-worthy.

Pat Narduzzi thought the Rogers-to-Peoples TD pass this past Thursday was just... ok.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Pat Narduzzi thinks Kam Chancellor was correctly rated as a 2-star out of high school and has yet to really prove why he should have ever made an NFL team.

For funsies:

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Was Kam Chancellor rated as a 2-star out of HS?

His very old Rivals page has him as a 3 star, but the only other schools on his list were JMU and Kent State

why are we talkin' bout Kam?

Onward and upward

No idea, I just answered the question haha

Pat Narduzzi calls soda "pop".

The attendance of LolUVA spring games and my GPA correlate closely.

Pat Narduzzi parks in 2 spaces

Keep calm, Gobble on

He thinks it's OK since his car is nicer than yours.

Pat Narduzzi thinks that Pittsburgh it's a better college town than Blacksburg.

Pat Narduzzi wants the Indians to win the World Series.

Pat Narduzzi thinks that boiling a pork butt is the best way to cook it.

Pat Narduzzi doesn't think you can make a BBQ sauce without ketchup.

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

Pat Narduzzi accepts Brad Pitt's assessment

Let's Go

HOKIES

Pat Narduzzi ends every pregame and halftime speech with "Alright, let's go Panth these clowns!"

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Pat Narduzzi can't find Mark from Winchester.

Pat Narduzzi thinks Bud Foster is just a passable DC in college football.

Pat Narduzzi thinks just about anyone can play defense (ask Connor).

Pat Narduzzi thinks Scott Loeffler's playcalling is the best all of football and prays for an OC like him.

Pat Narduzzi has lots of Pat Narduzzi jokes today.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Pat Narduzzi refers to himself in the third person.

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Pat Narduzzi shakes the soda bottle and says it's because he doesn't like the carbonation

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Haha, me too.

Dude now I feel terrible...

PN likes to go by PN and doesn't actually dislike the carbonation, he just shakes the bottles to screw with guys heads in the hatin' on thread and to get them in trouble with well to do TKP members. Screw you, Pat

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Pat Narduzzi likes to refer to everything as a "doozie"

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Pat Narduzzi drives a scooter

With like 4 mirrors on the handlebars

When Pat Narduzzi goes through airport security he winks at the TSA agents and suggestively asks if they need to give him a pat-down

Pat Narduzzi files noise complaints with the town when there is loud music at 8:00

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

Narduzzi invests his money in Chinese steel.

What do you get when you cross Pat Narduzzi's defense and Wyatt Teller?

Patty Cakes.

DAMNIT WANG

What is things overheard in a retirement community?

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

Pat Narduzzi thinks he's an excellent driver.

After home games Pat likes to get up early Sunday morning, strip naked, grease up his ass and slide down one of the incline rails.

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

I sincerely hope he leaves forgets to leave his dick in town before he does

Edit: because fuck that guy

Leg!

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Don't you think that's being generous?

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Pat Narduzzi thinks Jack Tyler's performance against Pitt was pretty mediocre. (side note: Tom Savage just got sacked)

Pat Narduzzi doesn't understand why they call Pittsburgh "The Steel City"

Pat Narduzzi wishes he was a dude, like Steve Addazio.

Pat Narduzzi thinks Virginia Tech is in Blacksburgh.

Leonard. Duh.

I dunno guys, I think Pat Narduzzi was great as that Russian cosmonaut in Armageddon.

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Pat Narduzzi purposefully uses the wrong "there/their/they're"

Their is no way anyone would ever do that.

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

They would have to be out of there mind.

Fire Whit.

They're you go again.

I hate you all

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Yeah. Y u guys do dis?

(Don't Know if its been said) Pat Narduzzi thinks Pittsburgh is the better burg

Pat Narduzzi doesn't know the bird is the word

Pat Narduzzi is the physical embodiment of Times New Roman Font...generic as they come

Pat Narduzzi thinks Chris Blewitt is his best player

Pat Narduzzi thinks Sam Rogers is an alright QB at best

Pat Narduzzi thinks crepes are better than Pie or Cake

...That's what Maryland does.

I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.

Pat Narduzzi doesn't get why people chuckle when they find out his kicker's name is blewitt.

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Oh man. I've always been a pie man but I forgot about crabcakes

Nonononononono we can't include crabcakes in team cake....because I might have to switch teams too.

If we can count crabcakes as cake though, that must mean pizza is team pie, yes?

Pizza has long been team pie.

I can dig this.

But now their not saying pie vs cake there saying pizza vs crab cakes.

They're classifications are driving me mad.

Crabcakes are like cheesecakes. They're (or Their, There) actually both pies, but we named them cakes because Teamcake's gotta have something.

Leonard. Duh.

*eye twitches uncontrollably*

You got me though.....how is a crabcake actually a pie?

I'm so confused. Crab cakes rank above burritos in my book. Can it be a pie? Please?

I might have to change allegiances.

I think I've figured it out. Forget which suffix is used. That's irrelevant.

Simply answer the question: Does it suck?

If Yes: Cake
If No: Pie

So we should just start calling you cake?

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

Wow...pie envy rears its ugly head

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Actually I believe in all desserts. They all have their time and place. All of you pie people seemly try to divide the dessert vote and pigeon hole people. Well this is America dammit and I want all the desserts whenever I want them and if I can't have it then I'm moving to Canada.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

You can get fries with gravy up there, I hear.

The ultimate dessert

A crabcake that is prepared correctly could be used as pie filling. None of that spongy cake nonsense should be anywhere near it. I present exhibit A for the jury...

There is absolutely nothing cakey about that.

Leonard. Duh.

I'm so confused. Crab cakes rank above burritos in my book. Can it be a pie? Please?

What about jellyrolls? As in "Jellyroll killed my Papa."

LMAO, no one on this young ass Metallica listening site is going to get this!

BTW PN hates pie, cake and jellyroll.

Mr. Obscurity.

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Jelly roll should not be confused with food, and is in a completely different category. Jelly roll will drive you stone mad, just ask Dupree.

Mr. Obscurity.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Pat Narduzzi thinks that the Pitt script logo would look a lot better in alternating neon colors and ComicSans

Actually, Pat Narduzzi is on team Fruit Cake!

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Pat Narduzzi drinks Baybreezes

Pat Narduzzi asks you to agree to receive news and offers before letting you submit a form

Pat Narduzzi dresses up for the Furry Convention

...in October, even though it was held in July.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Pat Narduzzi thinks the Pitt Panther shouldn't dress so provocatively. There are children present!

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

They must share the same costume with Penn State...

and I mean because of the tacky, shitty costume, not for the kid comment - I can see where that could be an asshole thing to say, I wouldn't do that.

Pat Narduzzi spoke at his newsconference about Virginia Tech and since the state of Virginia was mentioned in the question.... waxed fondly about how he always looks forward to traveling to play the hoos. Its the last place on earth where you can still find Zima .... beer is overrated

Lets GO!!!!

Pat Narduzzi thinks Tyrod is overpaid.

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Pat Narduzzi thinks Bud Foster is a beer but still prefers wine coolers.

"Yeah, it do." - Mike Vick

Pat Narduzzi says he'll bring a cake to your birthday party and then shows up with a vegetable loaf.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Pat Narduzzi doesn't think Thursday will tell him anything about this team that a 5-2 record doesn't already show.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Pat Narduzzi is an anagram for "Unapt Izzard."

Ah, yes. The famous "non-executive transvestite".

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Pat Narduzzi sold the Zima and Brie franchise in Charlottesville because he thought it was a bad investment

Pat Narduzzi enjoys riding on the back of Ben Roethlisberger's motorcycle.

That looks suspiciously like the first response in this thread, which makes it a drinking post.

Pat Narduzzi looks like someone's dad who just wandered onto the field and grabbed a headset.

His secondary has played like it too.

Pat Narduzzi thinks having the team polka dance in to Pennsylvania Polka (from Ground hog day) would make a great stadium entrance tradition.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Pat Narduzzi thinks that the Kenosha Kickers are not the best Polka Band.

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Narduzzi thinks the term "Nard-O-licious" should be a thing.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

On a scale of 1-"He doesn't even go here" Pat Narduzzi can't identify Pittsburgh's three rivers (Monongahela, Allegheny, and Ohio).

Pat Narduzzi recruits the Primanti Brothers.

No but seriously... Fuck this guy

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Methinks this Hatin' On: miiiiight stay on the first page for awhile

the numbers don’t lie and they spell disaster

Time to play Find Pat Narduzzi:

Hint: It's a trick, they're all Pat Narduzzi

WE ARE... PAT'S STATE

My 15-month-old son cries less than Narduzzi.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Pat Narduzzi thinks if "Rubbin is Racin", then tuggin is coverin

This is his corner backs coach.

Fuck Pat Narduzzi.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Pat Narduzzi thinks grabbing a receiver's uniform when you're covering them is perfectly acceptable if you're the home team.

He also thinks it's fashionable to complain about the officiating if they call an obvious foul on the home team.

We went from one of the hardest coaches to hate on to now one of the easiest. I really don't have the words to express how much this guys sucks.

Using /s is for cowards.

I think it's safe to say that he has now become the biggest douche canoe coach in the ACC. And that's saying a lot in a conference with CPJ, CBM, and CLF. Just sayin'...

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"

don't forget petrino

Onward and upward

Yabbo-dabo is higher on this list than LF

30 years after starting grad school at Virginia Tech, I finally defended my dissertation and earned my PhD.
Don't give up on your dreams.

This guy has more combustion than a crate of Samsung Note 7's.

And probably smells worse than a crate of burning Note 7's.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Just got in from work. What did Pitt's coach do.

See either the Pitt Sight of Relief Thread or the Pitt FAM THREAD for your answers.

"...When we step on that field, they bleed like we bleed and we're gonna show the world."
-Corey Marshall

You know that burning sensation you get on your anus the morning after eating some really hot wings and no matter how much you wipe or wash it just keeps being there and burning making your entire day overly uncomfortable?

Yeah it's like a person being that flaming butthole for nearly 4 hours on national tv

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Damn.

the numbers don’t lie and they spell disaster

That made my day

Born in Charlottesville, Reborn in Blacksburg

We call that sting ring.

In ACC football the turkey cooks Narduzzi!

Given my pure unadulterated enthusiasm for VT football and my current level of intoxication, if you guys will hold down Narduzzi I will take a shit on his face.

on second thought i'll recruit a member of his secondary to do the holding down

Pat Narduzzi washes triple-washed spinach.

Asshat.

the numbers don’t lie and they spell disaster

Pat Narduzzi sucks so much his own secondary hates him

VT CEE Class of 2016/2017

5 years, 2 degrees, 33 football games as a student, and 2 Cassell court stormings later, I bleed Maroon and Orange

I hope Pat has every db's LOI release request letter on his desk on Monday.

Seriously, recruits, do you want to play for a coach that refuses to help you out when you're being outschemed?

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

His name will forever be known as Pat Nardouchey, guy is a grade A a$$hole!

When his players are going through rough times and need some life advice, Pat Narduzzi tells them to hold on a sec.

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No, he screams in their faces, "YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT. YOU'RE INTERFERING WITH MY LIFE RIGHT NOW."

"Exit light..."

YOUR LIFE IS JUST AS IT SHOULD BE! DON'T CHANGE A THING!

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When his players are going through rough times and need some life advice, Pat Narduzzi tells them to hold on a sec go make a play, I am not going to adjust anything for you.

FTFY

I can only really apply myself to hatred of some coaches in the ACC (CPJ, Urban, London...) and couldn't really get into it for Pitt because I knew nothing - that will change next year that little cry baby.

The proud "V" in Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University spelled out in chest paint.
North Endzone @ 03 Miami.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

I enjoy the sentiment, but I my friend says it's a pretty curable disease

Hahaha hopefully everyone here has seen Ace Ventura.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

ah damn. I'll admit I missed the reference. Been a looong time since I've seen any of those movies. I'm ashamed of myself anyway

Cures require identification and adjustment. Pat would fare poorly

Pat Narduzzi screams his political opinions at his players in practice

Onward and upward

Pat Narduzzi is like that little kid who you hated playing games with growing up because he always cheated and when he lost, he started crying like a little bitch and went running to his mommy

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Pat Narduzzi has an explanation for his antics.

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Pat Narduzzi thinks this is a valid excuse

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Pat Narduzzi believes there is crying in baseball.

Pat Narduzzi has complained about bad officiating more than Tech had fans at its Spring Game

LAR '12 MVBones Go Hokies! USA!

Pat Narduzzi's favorite song is "Hold On" by WIlson Phillips

Pat Narduzzi has more whine than a cellar.

...in Charlottesville.

"Exit light..."

I mean, I get it, but I really enjoy good wine. To me, having a decently stocked wine cellar is an aspiration, not an insult.

We don't dislike the Hoos because they drink wine. We dislike the Hoos because they're insufferable douchebags

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

We don't dislike the Hoos because they drink wine. We dislike the Hoos because they drink Zima.

Alternate statement that is just as true!

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Can't wait to see how this dickhole fares next year when he can't just lean on James Connor for 4 quarters

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Since you mentioned: James Connor is a manchild. Good Lord that dude is tough!

Conner is a redshirt junior.

Conner is probably declaring early.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Let's hope so

Yeah, I was about to say... that man is destined for a Top 10 pick in the draft. He's a beast, and is going to make BANK at the next level.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Plus the fact that he does not have to play for Pat Narduzzi next year. Given the choice, there isn't a choice.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Great point. He has a rare size/speed combination. Plus, I always advocate running backs leave early. It's too risky a position to get hit for free.

Yeah, RB is a spot where you have to make the money while you can. Conner already saw how fleeting a career can be with his battle with cancer, so I'm almost certain he has to make the jump. Get in the NFL and play now while you can.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

I haven't looked, but I've heard that they graduate most of their offensive line, too, which will really be to their detriment. That OL is a Paul Chryst phenomena and is really good at run blocking.

Narduzzi doesnt go back and watch game film just to avoid apologizing

‘Boy, wake up, we’re going over the mountain,’ and that was code for we’re going to watch Virginia Tech play football today,'

The guys who broke into Antoine Dodson's house are the same guys Narduzzi recruited to play in his secondary...

Is coronavirus over yet?

Pat Narduzzi complains about bad drivers while going 50 in the left lane with his turn signal on.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Pat Narduzzi refuses to accept responsibility for his failures and blames 20 year olds for beating him

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

Pat Narduzzi is a little bitch.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

When Pat Narduzzi loses, he blames his own players for "not making plays", and the refs for all the calls against his team, without acknowledging the ones they missed to his advantage.

Pat Narduzzi could get himself in hot water for his post game comments, which would make him Jacuzzi Narduzzi.

If Pat Narduzzi was caught with a woman of the night she would be a Narduzzi Floozy.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

For the record, Nardouchy has had his defenses playing like this for a while



"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Pat Narduzzi sees clear push-offs in each of those gifs.

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Nardouchie is that ring of dried up ketchup at the top of the bottle. A little, tiny ketchup turd that no one likes, even those who love ketchup.

He manages to also be the ketchup water that drains out of the bottle even though you just shook it for a full minute.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

The state of PA won't let Narduzzi own a gun because he refuses to use the safety.

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Telling Nardouchie to eat shit is promoting cannibalism.

Pat Narduzzi is a whiney douche

Pat Narduzzi would love for this thread to end

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

I doubt it. He strikes me as the kind of guy the holds on the things for a long time.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

Pat Narduzzi thinks it's unfair that we're interfering with the Hatin' on Cutcliffe thread by continuing to post here

Pat Narduzzi just broke his headset complaining that the Hatin on Cut threads are consistently pushing his thread down the Tracker list

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

I think we should keep this thread alive until the end of the season. Maybe even have Hatin' On threads with Pat as a guest star. Can you image how much fun it would be to have Hatin' On Pat and PJ?

This will be TKP:

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Next week will be entertaining, that's for sure.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Pat Narduzzi loads 8 guys in the box, gets torched through the air.

Doesnt adjust, blames players and refs.

Gets fined $5000 by the ACC for throwing a tantrum on the sideline...

Pat Narduzzi closed the Ben & Jerry's in the Pittsburgh airport and made sure that the Chickfila did not get a milkshake machine. A-hole.

Never crimp your blasting caps with your teeth. - Dr Haycocks

Its always 110 Holden...said every mining engineer ever.

We have a whole new generation of people who are hatin' on Pat Narduzzi.

"Exit light..."

"People around the country get exposed. You let those things happen," he said. "I got a lot of faith in our corners, I still do. Bucky [Hodges] is a big guy. [Isaiah] Ford is a big guy. We knew those guys would be good football players. You have a 6-foot-7, 250-pound wideout, pushing off, making plays. ... Give [Jerod] Evans credit, he threw it well. I think we could play with better technique, you always could. You tell your corners to wipe that off, whatever happened in the past. We got to play this week."

At this point, I'd like to point everyone towards the following website to... Show our appreciation for Nardouchi in these trying times... https://dicksbymail.com

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Well you have to say that he fesses up to it. Fuck him anyway. Receivers push off all the time. Part of the game.

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Fuck Pat Narduzzi

I found TKP after two rails from TOTS then walking back to my apartment and re-watching the 2012 Sugar Bowl. I woke up the next day with this username.

Pat Narduzzi is doing vocal warmup exercises as we speak to prepare to lay into the Pinstripe Bowl refs.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Pitt just lost to Northwestern. Fuck Pat Narduzzi

Resurrecting this thread as the ACC is hatin on Pat and made a new rule for him.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Him and Bret Beliema are looking at alot of ejections this year. As much as sometimes Fuente being stoic on the sidelines bugs me, he certainly will probably be one of the least penalized coaches this year.

Foster better watch out. He likes to get on the field.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

I wish it were an ACC rule that Narduzzi not be allowed to talk to the refs.

He's got some kind of vulcan mind meld over them.

Your move Pat:

I wonder if his wife wrote his name in his underwear too?

Maybe she was tired of the wrong shirts coming back from the brothel.

Nah, Duzz never gets that far at the brothel. I hear the girls are pushing off of him all night.

"Exit light..."

This needs more legs!

Savage!

VTCC '86 Delta Co., Peru Hokie, Former Naval Aviator, Former FBISA, Forever married to my VT87 girl. Go VT!

...No...he played for the other coach.

We put the K in Kwality

Why does Cliff wear another man's underwear?

He's clearly overpaid.

My first thought when I saw this is that it's either the height of arrogance, or a sign of first-class stupidity. It's the nouveau riche equivalent of your mom putting your name on the inside of your underwear before sending you off to camp.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

I'd like to hate on this but that cuff is pretty slick. I guess I can hate on it since it seems like it was his wife's idea?