Goes without saying. Its CPJ Hate Week, probably the only guy in the country we would pause from Narduzzi Hate to loathe...
Oh, and his job is probably on the line for this game. So I have only one thing to ask....
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Fuck Paul Johnson. And Pat Narduzzi. And Matt Ryan.
That kid has the swag of a full grown man.
Young man looks like Ken Griffey Jr... Smooth as hell
I feel like there is an ongoing trend with this...
I support it.
For Paul Johnson, this is really all that needs to be said.
Fuck all them!
yesssssssss
Paul Johnson used to accept tips when he worked as a grocery bagger at Ukrop's
Paul Johnson's neck looks like a grandmother's armpit.
Slights of physical appearance from the moderator?
It must be Hate Week.
He looks like somebody's grandma that ran out of Metamucil 4 days ago.
If Teller gets flagged for a low block this week, we know the refs are getting paid.
CPJ gave kids pickled onions for Halloween.
Edit: and then he told them they were lollipop seeds.
He actually coated onions with caramel and told them it was a caramel apple.
Paul Johnson is actually not human. He is, in actual fact, a Ballchinian
via GIPHY
^^^^^Pretty well sums up my thoughts on the matter. Except that CPJ once cut blocked his own mom to make sure he got to the car first to ride shot gun.
"I'll wreck my mom to win a championship. I'll wreck your mom to win a championship" - Tony Stewart
Paul Johnson does not think that Frank Beamer and David Cutcliffe deserve all the respect and admiration that they get. He also feels that Pat Narduzzi is a great guy and underrated coach.
Coach Cutcliffe asked how Greg Stroman was doing in the post game handshake.
Coach Johnson asked about another contract extension.
Paul Johnson thinks Chipotle is "real Mexican food".
Paul Johnson prefers Thanksgiving Cake.
Paul Johnson thinks that ACC refs are the model of consistency.
Chipotle is as authentic as it gets... what are you talking about Fireman...
Paul Johnson is upset that Edmunds is suspended for the first half, because that's one less set of knee ligaments his team can rupture on the playing field this weekend
Shit where do I even start??
Paul Johnston thinks that Virginia Tech's WR pushed off against Pitt
Paul Johnston thinks that the triple option never gets old
Paul Johnston thinks that French's assessments are dumb
Paul Johnston thinks cookout tastes bad
Paul Johnston prefers pro football
Paul Johnston likes his boss
Paul Johnston never misses an 11:11 wish
Paul Johnston feels 22
Paul Johnston likes the bagpipes
Paul Johnston enjoys the offseason
Paul Johnston coaches at Georgia Tech
Paul Johnston bedazzles his playbook
Whoever this "Paul Johnston" guy is, I don't like him one bit.
I think he also answers to Kevin.
Mark from Winchester would certainly know how to pronounce his name..
There is a guy named Paul Johnston who is highly offended because he does not want to be mistaken for the GIT coach.
AND JUST WTF IS WRONG WITH BAGPIPES?
If liking bagpipes is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
Paul Johnson is the type of guy to call his son "Big Dog" wearing his all white new balances and and his tropical shirt while Grilling on a Saturday afternoon.
Paul Johnson celebrated a victory like this.
PJ being lead to the drunk tank.
Paul Johnson right where he wants to be, between 2 heavily armed black men.
I actually have nothing bad to say about Paul Johnson. Fantastic human being and a better coach.
He does a pretty good Narduzzi impression as well.
When Paul Johnson's mom tells him it's time to go to bed
Paul Johnson enjoys pork Chop sandwiches with a Block of asiago cheese.
(NSFW-Language)
Forgot all about these. Funniest things on YouTube for my internet money.
It is our duty to make sure interwebthings are not forgotten and used to our full advantage for these things.
What's really sad is that there's more GI joe PSAs that are finished sitting on a hard drive never to be released because of a cease and desist letter.
Paul Johnson.
This comment lacks hate. I feel like I should down-vote in order to help get your point across.
Paul Johnson doesn't appreciate understated hate.
Paul Johnson doesn't understand understated hate.
Paul Johnson only understands chop blocking and has only a rudimentary command of English.
Paul Johnson thinks this gif is overrated and overused
Paul Johnson still uses the phrase "Talk to the Hand!"
Also, "Child, please!!"
Paul Johnson thinks Tefl-Andre looks cool in these glasses
EBDBBNB
Paul Johnson hates networking with his Eskimo brothers
He uses MyFace to connect.
Paul Johnson still uses a PalmPilot.
Paul Johnson refers to his right hand as Palmela Handerson.
Paul Johnson is one of the main reasons for Beamer's "who farted" faces. Just look at him
Paul Johnson listens to Finebaum radio just because he likes to hear the sound of his own name said over and over and over
Paul Johnson thinks "You Can Do That" is the state motto!
No comment necessary
Paul Johnson would blow a 3-1 lead
The Golden T^ete Worriers put the "ech" in Techmo Bowl.
Pat Narduzzi is Paul Johnson's mentor and vice versa.
Pat Narduzzi and Paul Johnson have play dates.
Pat Narduzzi's mom encourages them to keep playing by bringing out lemonade and snack cakes for them to enjoy.
And Paul keeps asking "Ice-T?"
Paul Johnson has never seen an episode of The Walking Dead because he doesn't watch "shows like that".
Well, hate on me, too. Never seen it, never will.
Has anyone seen Paul Johnson and IfishVTIam at the same time??
Nope, and they never will.
Oh come on now, give the pilot episode a shot; you might actually like it. Don't be like Paul Johnson.
I wouldn't watch it with your eyes.
Paul Johnson didn't give up on The Walking Dead a couple years ago
Post season 3 was where I gave up on the show too. The season 4 episode when the Governor came back was where I finally drew the line. Couldn't stand that guy any more.
Per Behindthename.com, Paul is "From the Roman family name Paulus, which meant "small" or "humble" in Latin." Yes, CPJ is "Small Johnson."
Teabag Paulus!
I have but one leg to give...
Paul Johnson thinks that a 5-7 season is a reason to celebrate because at GT "You can do that!"
Paul Johnson farts just before getting off an elevator
He actually strikes me as the guy who farts as soon as the door closes. Then a couple of floors up he announces when he gets off the elevator that he's glad to be getting out of there.
Paul Johnson thinks RBs should play QB, not TEs. Paul Johnson thinks TEs are best used launching themselves at defenders' knees
Paul Johnson earned his bachelor of science degree in physical education from Western Carolina University in 1979. He disliked Eastern Carolina University.
Front View:
Back View:
While shaking hands, Paul Johnson likes to brush his own hand ever-so-slightly against the handshake recipient's manboobs
The top picture obviously captures the secret handshake of idiot coaches.
Darth Johnson couldn't defeat Master Bud with a fully operational flexbone offense.
Darth Johnson stuck with the Dark Side even after the rest of the empire adopted the forward pass.
There was no good in Darth Pat.
Paul Johnson lobbied hard for 3 automatic SEC teams in the college football playoff.
Paul Johnson thinks VT missed out on a great opportunity to hire RichRod.
Can't tell if this triggers HF or just summons his presence.
It is like this:
Also how god awful has Arizona been this year. And yet people wanted that man at Tech.
Not sure any person on here or at VT wanted him.
Whit would never
Your going to make me go back and find quotes aren't you?
I would have been fine with him.
Might be time to put the horse down y'all.
I knew I liked you
Its Just Guy Love
Risky click of the day?
Anyone in the HT's from 2001-2005 knows exactly who this song is truly about.
WTF? Sarcasm is what I like!
Fire CJF and get RR in here!
CPJ is the only things standing between VT and a Coastal Title.
Paul Johnson doesn't see what you did there.
Paul Johnson:
Paul Johnson doesn't pull out into the intersection in order to make a left hand turn in a busy intersection when the light turns yellow even though there is no left turn arrow and constant traffic flow.
Tough drive to work today?
Tysons Corner traffic will be the death of me... or other when I buy my next vehicle...
For a minute there, I was wondering why Doc Brown's time travelling train wasn't flying.
Oh... Oh I do not envy your DC drive
Paul Johnson thinks that there's a quaint little town in Virginia actually called Nova where there's virtually no traffic, and everybody knows each other on a first name basis.
Paul Johnson thinks the triple option is an up and coming offensive system and that it will attract a lot of highly rated recruits.
Paul Johnson told Jalen Hurd he could be an all-american wide receiver if he came to GT.
Paul Johnson uses BBS instead of the interwebs.
And this is probably his BEST quality.
64 comments in the first hour of the Hatin' On thread being posted.
From all of us at TKP: "Fuck Paul Johnson with Pat Narduzzi and Matt Ryan"
Not sure that can happen. Nardz is a fan of tugging, not pushing off.
CPJ doesn't care as long as they just go low.
This thread must go on but... Can't... Think... Of anything... Funnier
When CPJ hears the term "going low" his first thought is of blown........ knees.
Paul Johnson likes to record all of the political ads on TV using VHS.
Paul Johnson likes to record all of the political ads on TV
using VHS.FIFY. I'll cut him some slack on using a medium that was relevant when he could have been.
Paul Johnson thinks the political ads on TV are factual and relevant.
Paul Johnson thinks a chophouse is where you go to learn how to chop block.
Accordingly, he never fully appreciated the London Broil at West End.
While slicing London Broil at West End, Paul Johnson doesn't slice a little extra off to make sure you get your rightful portion. And then he looks at you funny when you ask for Mushroom gravy on EVERYTHING
To be fair, the London Broil was much more satisfying in Lane.
I'm a little sad about never having sampled the London Broil in Lane.
If by the London Broil in Lane, you mean when London got Broiled in Lane 3 times between '10 and '15, I agree.
I have no experience with any other context
Paul Johnson doesn't value time of possession
Paul Johnson thinks the Big Lebowski is a good movie
Paul Johnson likes birthday cake more than crab cakes
Paul Johnson doesn't let you merge onto the highway and hides in your blind spot
Paul Johnson thinks its pronounced Vah Tech but gets angry when you pronounce it Gah Tech
Paul Johnson is still undecided on who to vote for
Paul Johnson thinks the snozzberries don't taste like snozzberries
Paul Johnson wasn't rooting for the Indians as much as he was just rooting against the Cubs
Paul Johnson and Pat Narduzzi share necklaces with half-heart pendants and have friendship bracelets
Paul Johnson pronounces it 'jifs'
Paul Johnson thinks the moon landings were fake
Paul Johnson claims he has inside information in the JonBenet Ramsey case
Paul Johnson fires his caddie for carrying his clubs incorrectly
Paul Johnson has a permanent case of the Mondays
Your first two are backwards.
Hahaha.
I also have it on good authority that Paul Johnson hates it when Willy Wonka cuts Grandpa Joe and Charlie some slack on the fizzy lifting drink deal.
Paul Johnson thinks it would clear things up if the media just refers to them as "Tech".
Again with the Lebowski hate? 2 weeks in a row? This aggression will not stand, man
I think I'm working on three seasons straight.
HOAT for president!
Paul Johnson says he's going to "The Targets" when he goes to Target.
Paul Johnson charged an extra $50 to put this kid's bicycle together
Florida City?
Even the producer is tired of figuring out where all the crazy happens in Florida.
Paul Johnson crop dusts the receiving line at funeral viewings.
I had to break my vow of not commenting on TKP anymore to say this is the funniest thing I've read in a while!
Paul Johnson is depressed that the election season ends tomorrow.
Paul Johnson hopes the results are close enough that the losing party decides to protest and draw it out as long as possible
Paul Johnson won't cast a vote tomorrow. he will, however, go to his polling place and camp out for a few hours in one of the booths just to mess with everyone.
Paul Johnson attended the Cobra Kai dojo. That's where he learned to always go for the knees.
Paul Johnson hates Independence Day (the movie and the holiday)
Paul Johnson refuses to answer any emails regarding problems with his grant proposal until approximately 2 hours before said proposal is due for submission
Paul Johnson doesn't cite any references since WWII.
Paul Johnson actually thinks Ghostbusters: Answer the Call would have been easily salvageable with a male cast.
Paul Johnson actually refers to it as something other than "the new Ghostbusters".
I see what you did there.
EDIT: What? Thought it was a South Park reference.
(Thanks mod)
anyone else read "NOSNHOT"
Yep. Right there with you.
Paul Johnson used his own money to put up a 20 ft poster of himself on a GT athletic building in order bring attention to himself.
Paul Johnson strategically left off any reference to GT on the poster so he can take it with him to the next school that hires him.
Paul Johnson keeps a life-sized cardboard cutout of himself in his bedroom.
This was actually at Georgia Southern right outside their weightroom. Fiance coaches there a couple years and I made it a point to do this after every workout.
Paul Johnson drives a semi-truck and rides in the left lane down interstate 81.
Going uphill, trying to pass a truck in the right lane going the same speed...for 8 miles
I thought CPJ was the a-hole behind you flashing his lights as you're stuck behind said truck.
Quantum Paul Johnson exists in an unknowable number of places doing an unknowable number of things, but we can surmise that none of the places or things are good.
That's actually Pat Narduzzi.
Paul Johnson litters inside of public buildings and when you tell him that "somebody has to clean that up you know" he responds by saying "yea it's what they get paid to do. I'm just giving them job security."
Paul Johnson doesn't tip wait staff ever because that's what they get paid to do.
^Paul Johnson has also similarly never had a job in the food service industry
Paul Johnson might have a job in the food service industry in a couple weeks
Not with a 100% buyout guarantee that whoever negotiates coach salaries for GT gave him. I'll bet that TimeCop gets fired at Maryland and CPJ gets hired to replace him since they love failed ACC coaches so much.
PJ's the kid in class that reminds the teacher that they hadn't given out HW yet.
Whats the word on Stroman???
The word is Paul Johnson thinks his punt return versus Eastern Carolina wasn't even that great, and he doesn't see any significance in the fact that he was wearing #25 while doing it.
Paul Johnson comments on whatever he wants wherever he wants.
^Actually Paul Johnson
Paul Johnson thinks Stro was faking it to get attention, and wasn't much of a loss, anyway.
Paul Johnson is coaching at GT because someone said he was at GT and he could do that.
Paul Johnson prefers miracle whip.
Paul Johnson tried to imitate CFB... and failed miserably.
...but CFB is such a good guy that every time Paul Johnson failed he would meet him at midfield to console him...
As a sales pitch, Paul Johnson still insists that he recruited Calvin Johnson and Demaryius Thomas.
Paul Johnson encourages his dog to poop on the sidewalk and then doesn't pick it up.
When introducing himself PJ yells his last name and does a Beavis chuckle.
Paul Johnson thinks he can out scheme Bud Foster.
Paul Johnson owns a Slap Chop. Anything that chops is good in his book.
Paul Johnson enjoys both chop blocking and cock blocking.
Every year, I post this picture in this thread.... He looks a lot like Little Foot from Land Before Time:
I've always thought he looks like Mac's mom from Sunny
That's a good picture of Chris Bosh.
Everyone knows Chris Bosh played the dinosaurs in the Mario movie.
CJP is Cyrano Jones
I will never be able to unsee this now.
Paul Johnson thinks it's wrong to give Michael Vick a second chance.
Paul Johnson shouts out "Feel the Johnson!" every time an opposing player gets injured from a chop block
I wish I could give you a hundred thousand legs for this. Hands down funniest comment I've read so far. I'm dying.
Paul Johnson refused to remove his tribbles from the Starship Enterprise (he looks like Cyrano Jones).
Paul Johnson took Dorothy Mantooth to a wonderful steak dinner and never. Called her. Again.
Paul Johnson thinks the cake vs. pie debate is stupid.
PAUL JOHNSON THINKS THE LAST REMAINING GOLDEN GRIL, BETTY WHITE, ISN'T A NATIONAL TREASURE
PAUL JOHNSON SENDS ALL EMAILS WITH HIS CAPS LOCK ON. "LOOK AT THIS CAT VIDEO. ISN'T IT AWFUL?"
And then you end up with this!
Paul Johnson only shoots layups when you play him in H-O-R-S-E
Everyone hates that guy
Paul Johnson rooted for ND this past weekend.
Paul Johnson thinks stealing the "T" from opponents is actually a really funny prank and hasn't gotten old at all.
Paul Johnson wishes the forward pass had never been invented.
Speaking of....Can we get a Corps detail to guard the sign at the stadium this time?
Screw the Corps guarding it, how about some police that arrest them if they try it. Then again, they aren't going to win so it shouldn't matter.
I will add that you should put your magnets and flags away during the game, or if out and about afterward. Some GT fans are dirty thieves. Found that out first hand after the lightning canceled game. No doubt who stole our stuff.
Meh, I've had drunken VT students try to peel the magnets off my truck while we were sitting in traffic after the game.
and anyone who tries to steal it can spend the game doing this from the walls of Lane:
Paul Johnson thinks that ShopHouse was a stupid idea and he is very happy that Chipotle has decided to close the place down to enter the pizza and burgers markets. Coincidentally, Paul Johnson hates Sriracha.
Paul Johnson's players started a Hatin' On Paul Johnson thread on the Georgia Tech Swarm site.
When you are forced to choose between Pat Narduzzi and Paul Johnson being your friend.
Paul Johnson actually hired Al Groh.
That's more of a Lovin' On comment, not a Hatin' on.
Jeez where's my eye bleach
I got ya
Paul Johnson has no respect for Bud Foster
Paul Johnson power walks in a Sean Glennon jersey.
Oh so he had Glennon's jersey...Flashback...
Does anybody remember that Glennon was looking in the mirror and thus drew the Nike swoosh backwards on his own jersey?
Paul Johnson sends you political "joke" emails that are neither funny nor accurate. He continues to do this long after you ask him to stop.
Paul Johnson thinks the Grillfield is the superior of the two food trucks on campus
Paul Johnson threatens to call the cops on your small (literally 10 people) house party at 8 pm on a Saturday night
Paul Johnson calls the cops on you when you have to speak up to talk with your Nana at Thanksgiving
CPJ thinks Homeplace is overrated
Paul Johnson is the reason why we consistently started the 'Hatin On threads'
It's true, click here...
PJ coached Tonya Harding and her ex's friend Shane Stant.
Sure, but why do we Kerrigan? That's really none of our bees knees.
Paul Johnson does not think TKP meme's are dank
Paul Johnson thinks jet fuel can melt dank memes
Paul Johnson openly dismisses the hurricane game and promotes that Trubisky hasn't thrown an interception in 708 calendar days.
Is Paul Johnson ESPN?
Paul Johnson thinks he's ESPN.
If that's the case, he'd be espn.
The guy on the left holding the sign looks so happy with himself.
Paul Johnson's nephew.
People often forget, VT did not have to play in a hurricane, only UNC had to , duh
Paul Johnson aggressively taps on the cash register touch screen with his acrylic nails.
Paul Johnson thinks that targeting is a great rule and is enforced with adequate consistency. He just wishes they would get rid of those pesky limitations on blocking below the waist
Paul Johnson thinks the target rule, as written, is a great rule when only defensive players are charged with the foul.
Didn't Paul Johnson play a bulldog on that old TV show Smirky and the Bandit?
Paul Johnson doesn't think that his team is chop blocking
they rarely are...
Good point. They only do it during offensive plays.
Paul Johnson doesn't employ an offensive coordinator. He says, and I quote, "I'm offensive enough on my own." Everyone else be like:
CPJ doesn't think he's on the hot seat.
CPJ thinks GT is 3RBU
CPJ thinks lunchpails should actually be thermally insulated with a shoulder strap.
Paul Johnson calls it the "Lunchbox Defense".
Paul Johnson is happy Mike's Grill closed down and hopes Carol Lee's follows suit. He's going to open his Long John Silver's franchises at both locations.
Too soon, man...too soon.
Paul Johnson doesn't return his shopping cart
He has no qualms about leaving it in the middle of the lot - inches from your new car.
When Paul Johnson is done with the shopping cart, he just shoves it back towards to store out of his way and doesn't watch where it rolls.
Paul Johnson thinks Narduzzi has perfect sideline manners.
Paul Johnson helps the elderly cross the street then holds out his hand and ask for something for the effort. If they don't pay, he takes them back to the other side and leaves.
Paul Johnson is the guy who stands in the aisle as soon as the plane reaches the gate, and disregards letting the people in front of him exit first.
Paul Johnson Facebook Live streamed himself filling out his election choices this morning.
He also voted for a write in candidate that wasn't registered as a write in candidate to "make a statement."
He wrote in Justin Fuente for every write in spot, just so he doesn't have to face him this weekend in Lane
Justin Fuente for Comptroller of Fulton County!
After reading through, I do not think it possible to capture my distaste for Paul Johnson in words. While some great stuff on here it all falls short.
Kville Hokies normal hate of CPJ:
During the GT game Week:
I think you underestimate the non-game weeks, but leg for the GIF. I will root for anyone against him, in any game, no matter who or if it helps or hurts VT. Don't even want him to blow out SEC teams or WVU, and its the one LOLUVA win I don't mind seeing. Even if he did get fired at GT, I would still root against him as a high school coach. One of my all time favorite plays was when we wrecked his season by breaking his QB's arm on an interception return. QB even deserved it for playing for PJ. That level.
Well, the river of slime was formed in the movie as the concentrated hate and anger of all of New York City in 1989, so I mean I'm suggesting that on your own, your hatred of CPJ matches that. Then, once it gets to be game week, the rage intensifies to basically cover the Manhattan Museum of Art
As well as finally bring the Titanic into port while Cheech has his mind blown
Truly, your levels of hate are reaching Philadelphian proportions.
......Well done
Well, at least we tried!
I hope they left their dicks in town!
Because they can do that!
Paul Johnson leaves his obnoxiously large campaign signs up for months after the election
Paul Johnson is suing Navy for copyright infringement on the Triple Option...but only because he wants to find out how they make it work to beat Notre Lame.
Navy football players exude intelligence. Funny story to follow!
I've been waiting for almost 6 hours! This is the worst commercial break I've ever seen! Except for Paul Johnson's TV ad when he ran for County Clerk which included sirens, doorbells, and dogs howling so it'd drive your pets insane.
I'd like to come through with an inordinately funny list of valid and in-date hatins, but everything I'm thinking of is sounding less funny and more hateful.
Paul Johnson sucks the humor out of hatin'.
edit: nevermind, here come some.
Paul Johnson is anxiously awaiting a Justin Bieber/Rebecca Black concert tour.
Paul Johnson loves bro country.
Paul Johnson knows the right way to say Worcestershire, but tells people the wrong way and then laughs at them behind their backs.
Paul Johnson won't let a player on his team unless he demonstrates "proper jar-opening technique."
Paul Johnson's favorite ice cream flavor is pralines and dick. (thank you Wayne's World)
Paul Johnson heckles comedians.
Paul Johnson hides on a golf course with a bugle and pops out to play it at regular intervals.
Paul Johnson "just doesn't get" Ween, but really liked Aaron Freeman's Rod McKuen covers album.
Paul Johnson thinks the new seasons of Trailer Park Boys blow seasons 1-6 out of the water.
Paul Johnson finds those videos of teenagers throwing milk cartons down supermarket aisles and then pretending to hurt themselves hilarious.
Paul Johnson is a regular on 4chan.
.......okay I'm done
Paul Johnson pronounces the J in his last name with a "G" sound and insists it's because the founder of his name pronounced it that way
Paul Johnson's name may be Paul Gone-son after this season anyways...AYYOOO
Paul Johnson calls grilling hamburgers and hot dogs "barbecuing"
Paul Johnson still thinks the winner is determined by TOP even though he managed a 2:1 TOP advantage over Miami and still lost by 2 TDs.
Cross-thread TOP rage. I like it
.
This loss is on you horse. You wanted the TOP stat to continue o line up with our record. Happy 7-3. Now why don't you find your way to a glue factory.
Paul Johnson puts ketchup on his steak.
He also orders his steaks well done, yet always sends them back to the kitchen to be cooked even more. You don't get a face like PJ's without eating a hell of a lot of shoe leather.
So you're saying the taste of leather in his mouth isn't just from Bud's boot being so far up his butt?
Paul Johnson puts up his Christmas decorations on November 1st every year.
When Paul throws a party his mom still stands at the top of the stairs and periodically flips the light switch on.
Paul Johnson thinks Bill Brill is a great sports writer.
Paul Johnson prefers Carl's Jr. Over Hardee's
Paul Johnson doesnt d*cks out for harambe because he was the one who shot him.
Paul Johnson doesn't like Moes
Paul Johnson still thinks Mitch Trombonesky is a better QB than Jerod Evans because everyone knows INTs don't count in the rain or 8 miles from your home stadium against your biggest rival.
Paul Johnson would like to see how this Jerod fella would do if he had to play in a hurricane.
Paul Johnson is upset that Duke just beat UNC, but he thinks they are totally validated in rushing the field.
Paul Johnson is the largest shareholder of Russell Athletic apparel stock
Paul Johnson likes taking showers with JHalf's dad.
Paul Johnson pees in his own shampoo bottles
Paul Johnson is the man to end the non-sellout streak at VT
Dan MarinoPaul Johnson should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.Am I doing this right?