I know you're probably feeling down after the GT loss, but don't worry because I have the cure: Hatin' on Brian Kelly.
A hothead. The dictionary definition of an ass. A man no one wants to play for. The coach who has brought the legacy and tradition of Notre Dame Football to its knees. Brian Kelly.
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Brian Kelly thought Pitt's corners should have played better
Brian Kelly berated his players, made them cry, and forced them to take a suitcase out on the street...and he filmed it and posted it to facebook.
Leprechauns...that's all!
Brian Kelly thinks Chicago is a suburb of South Bend.
Brian Kelly is making thanksgiving tofu and cake.
Brian Kelly thinks ND will rightly be top 25 preseason next year.
Brian Kelly thinks he is the better college coach with the last name Kelly.
Brain Kelly feels that ND deserved the 2001 Fiesta Bowl bid
And they got ass raped
High winds have no effect on a standing structure. Engineers chime in here.
Brian Kelly can't fathom why you left your perfectly good car out there.
Brian Kelly rooted for the guards' team in The Longest Yard.
Brian Kelly likes to go by BK, aka The King, and likes to creep on you.
I just now saw what your signature line is. I use that all the time and no one knows what I'm talking about.
A buddy of mine and I are constantly quoting that show. It was perfect for last season, then I just decided to keep it this year as well haha
Gotta go, Moe. My damn weiner kids are listening.
I honestly just hate Notre Dame with a deep burning passion, there is really no other way to describe. Overrated, golden-domed, Lou Holtz, Charlie Weis, Brian Kelly coached, independent conference, pretentious, offside rudy, losing season, still think they ought to be ranked, bunch of pansies.
I laughed way too hard at this.
Brian Kelly pronounces it "PAMn" with an "N" at the end
I don't get this reference, other than that it's pronounced "Kevin".
Huh, I really liked Step Brothers and completely forgot about that scene.
It's okay. I totally forgot that Dale called his room with his drums the Beat Laboratory.
Brian Kelly lets drunk Oregon fans buy him drinks when he goes to the bar.
Brian Kelly uses all capital letters when making a hatin on thread
I see what ya did there.
Brian Kelly is the Vice President of the WACCA (Whiny AssClown Coaches Association) and specializes in red-faced tantrums whilst his counterpart (and President of the WACCA) Pat Narduzzi specializes in headset smashing.
Brian Kelly does eat pieces of shit for breakfast
FUCK Pat Narduzzi too
Brian Kelly calls the shit, poop.
Brian Kelly was brought into the world and continues to exist.
Every year when ND vs USCw rolls around, Brian Kelly wonders why the entire film industry doesn't just pack up and move to South Bend.
Brian Kelly hires people to sit with him at meals and laugh at his jokes.
Brian Kelly rips foul balls out of little kids' hands and tells them if they wanted to hang on to it, "they should have wanted it more."
Brian Kelly thinks the St. Louis Cardinals really do have the best fans in baseball.
Brian Kelly is a sentient potato that got left in a microwave on high for an hour.
Brian Kelly "coaches" the Notre Dame Fighting Irish football team.
What more needs to be said?
Brian Kelly still thinks Gary Hart is a smooth operator.
Brian Kelly wouldn't have offered up his jersey to let Rudy dress in his place
Brian Kelly thinks that ND's deal with the ACC is fair.
via GIPHY
Brian Kelly "sneaks a peek" when Leslie Jones is feeding Dave Chapelle.
Also, that was easily the funniest SNL start-to-end in the past 20 years.
Sorry... I still hate Paul Johnson so much, I don't have anything in the tank here.
...And I HATE that.
Brian Kelley admires Paul Johnson's coaching ability and his unique offense.
Brian Kelly criticises good teams' practice habits while his team has a losing record
Notre Dame got to go to the BCS championship because it is a "traditional power" and promptly
Brian Kelly unironically believes that Notre Dame deserves its annual preseason hype because it's a "traditional power".
Brian Kelly still has several Furbies and Beanie Babies because he says they're "traditional power" toys
Brian Kelly still drives an Oldsmobile because it's a "traditional power" car.
Brian Kelly calls it the Mighty Morphin "Traditional" Power Rangers.
Brian Kelly thinks that the Hokies defensive performance against Cincinnati in the 2009 Orange Bowl, including the 4 interceptions, was simply pure luck.
Brian Kelly was totally composed with his QB in that Orange Bowl.
Brian Kelly thinks Russel Wilson was better than Tyrod Taylor in college.
Brian Kelly thinks Russell Wilson has ever been better than Tyrod Taylor
Rudy was offsides.
Brian Kelly is planning to going on welfare because he's gonna be fired after this season
When in private, Brian Kelly purposefully misspells his first name as "Brain" and laughs maniacally.
Brian Kelly thinks Notre Dame should get an automatic berth in the ACCCG every year because Notre Dame.
Brian Kelly doesn't know why the Irish aren't 2 TD favorites to beat the Hokies this week.
Brian Kelly never trims his nose hair.
Fuck Pat Narduzzi (FPN?)
BK advertises for "HEAD ON - APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE HEAD"
Brian Kelly's luggage hit Billy Mays on the head.
Brian Kelly doesn't shut his whore mouth when Billy Mays is talking
Brian Kelly enjoys the fact that recruits think it isn't fun to talk to him and therefore he holds his office hours on Tuesdays and Wednesdays, as he feels those days will best cover their ability to schedule a meeting with him.
http://larrybrownsports.com/college-football/recruit-bailed-on-notre-dam...
Brian Kelly leaves the copying machine jammed, and while you are trying to fix it says:
Brian Kelly doesn't believe ND should ever really join a conference because "conferences are for teams who need a championship game to get into the playoffs"
Brian Kelly does not count any national championships if the winning team did not play ND that season.
Brian Kelly believes that any year ND wins their bowl game, they have a legitimate claim as "Co-National Champions" even in the CFP era.
Brian Kelly invites himself to party at your abode (when he wasn't even on the guest list and has zero connections there at all), doesn't bring anything except non-alcoholic "beer", clogs the master bathroom toilet and blames it on your SO.
He drinks everyone else's quality alcohol, then takes his shitty Natty Light home "since no one else drinks it".
Brian Kelly thinks Rudy just got a good jump on the play.
Brian Kelly once killed a kid. I will always hate him for that. Karma is a bitch.
Guessing you're referring to this?
Yup
If Brian Kelly was Rudy's head coach, Rudy would've found One-eyed Willy's treasure and laugh as he didn't share any with Brian Kelly. Then he would take the ring from Frodo so he could destroy the Notre Dame Dark Lord sooner. That way he wouldn't have to bother being nice to Gollum or carry Frodo.
Then, with a new coach, Rudy would be offsides.
And then gets hit by Encino Man
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddy!!!!
Brian Kelly made a student film football practice from a 50 foot tall tower in 53 mph wind gusts.
Brian Kelly is secretly in love with Pat Narduzzi.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
True, it is 2016
https://youtu.be/Oj3VphK9AMk
Brian Kelly has 2 first names for his name.
Brian Kelly loves the way Tar Heel Illustrated reports stats.
Disregarding every season since 1988, Notre Dame is the reigning national champion!
Nothing bad to say about Brian Kelly;
I'm saving up for Hatin' on Bronco week.
This is objectively false.
LOLUVa Hate knows no bounds and needs not be saved
Brian Kelly believes that this spot on his tongue is not cancerous.
BK believes that the movie Rudy is historically correct.
Saw Rudy (not Sean Astin) speak at VT (he's a motivational speaker now). That man is a not-so-articulate tiny bundle of energy
Pat Narduzzi showed up on Brian Kelly's colonoscopy.
i actually really do hate him.
Brian Kelly wouldn't have put Rudy in.
Also, he thinks joining the ACC for football would tarnish their reputation.
He's right though.
The ACC's reputation would be ruined.
Brian Kelly once stopped practice for 20 minutes after a twenty year old kid DIED because he was made to climb up a scissor lift in unsafe winds. Twenty. Minutes. Then the boys got back to practice cause Notre Dame and stuff.
Fuck Brian Kelly.
Brian Kelly doesn't drink after cheers'ing someone (which is unforgivable)
I'm just going to leave this here.
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2016/10/14/13268754/the-picture-...
thanks for sharing that gem.
This was my favorite:
Brian Kelly thinks Enter Sandman is just ok. His favorite Metallica song is "Welcome to the Jungle"
Brian Kelly has no idea what a pussy touchdown is...much less how to deny them!
Brian Kelly plays Pokemon Go and pauses practice to catch that Pikachu he's been longing to capture in the middle of the football field
Brian Kelly is not amused by Lee Corso.
Brian Kelly thinks Bud Foster is overrated and that Tech should go ahead and snap up Todd Orlando before anyone else can land him.
Brian Kelly thinks stopping mobile QBs is the only true test of a college DC's capabilities
Brian Kelly catfished Manti Teo.
Brian Kelly pees at the urinal right next to you even though there are 7 more unused ones further away.
That's a Dino Babers move right there.
True. But Brian Kelly touches your ear while you are mid stream. If he sees you are having a problem going he starts singing "Drops of Jupiter" by Train to help you.
Brian Kelly is nightmare fuel.