Welcome to the ACCCG special edition of "Hatin' On" series.
This week our hatin' on subject is Miss William " That Boy aka DABO" Swinney.
Wait, wrong pic. It's this one:
Is "Clemsoning" still a thing?
Dabo didn't know his name until he was three?
It's ACCCG week FAM! Bring your best, double down, and bring it on!
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Dabo learns coaching techniques from Brian Kelly and Pat Narduzzi
Dabo thinks riding a quarter mile on a bus, touching a rock, running down a hill, and releasing balloons is better than Enter Sandman....
Dabo Swinney thinks he knows how to dab.
Dabo Swinney thinks he invented dabbing because he is "hip" and "with it"
Daaaabo thinks he is bud Foster...but realizes he isn't and then stuff his head in his hat...
Dabo thinks Liberty just made a great hire at AD.
Dabo Sweeney wears Lane Kiffin pajamas.
Dabo sucks, I hate Dabo
Dabo Swinney had the opportunity to hire Justin Fuente and didn't.
Dabo Swinney thinks running down a hill is a cool way to enter a stadium.
Dabo's last name is Swinney.
Swinney's first name is Dabo.
Yabo Dabo Do.
Yabo Dabo Dont
look ... now you've done it. he's going to create an account and post a sermon on why hating is ungodly. great.
Dabo...he goes by Dabo...does anything else really need to be said?!
Dabo Swinney drinks directly out if the milk carton. Then when he finishes it he puts the empty carton back in the fridge!
Dabo doesn't believe in Clemsoning
Jimbo Fisher is glad he's not named Dabo
Dabo wishes his name was Jimbo
Dabo Swinney says bless you when you sneeze in the bathroom stall next to his
Ummm, I thought you were supposed to do that...uh sorry.
I don't want to feel like I have to say thank you to a stranger when I'm trying to enjoy my dump in peace
Dabo Swinney says "Oh Jeez that burns" when he's in the bathroom stall next to you
Dani throws his trash on the ground because, "its somebody's job to clean it up."
Dabo regurgitates other people's jokes from old hatin' on threads...
http://www.thekeyplay.com/comment/485316#comment-485316
Really? I'm sorry. Down vote me as much as possible. Sorry again
After a certain point I'm sure most of the content in these hatin' on threads has been recycled endlessly already. Lol
Dabo Swinney enjoys endlessly recycling comments on Hatin' On threads
This should win the thread but I'm thinking it will sadly go under-appreciated
Dabo
Baseball players make a burnt offering to Dabo by mistake sometimes, and he never lets them know because he secretly hates his better looking brother, Jubo.
Ef you dabo, I do it myself!
Dabo Swinney thinks it's ok to fart in a crowded elevator.
What does Dabo have in common with my Christmas Tree?
The balls on both are ornamental.
Dabo Swinney, more appropriately also makes "Sedan By Wino".
Which is what I think we should call this abomination
Dabo Swinney is actually afraid of tigers.
That one is stuffed, right?
Looks like they killed and stuffed their own mascot...
Yeah, that's more like it.
Dabo thinks tigers are part of the dog family.
Dabo Swinney thinks he is above the law and can speed to a grocery store to meet fans and when pulled over doesn't care what the officer asks him to do.
Dabo is playing Clemson fans and will jump to Bama as soon as Saban leaves.
Dabo and Clemson fans think they are the best team in ACC since 1991.
63 in a 35!
Dabo Swinney speaks in Pig Latin.
dabo doesnt understand the phrase "act like you've been there before".
Dabo has hard opinions about how the word 'destiny' is used.
Dabo thinks he's built a program at Clemson just like Beamer did at Tech.
Dabo sits on the toilet backwards.
Dabo sits to pee
Did I just get denied access to content because I'm not a paying member?
No, Dabo hacked your account
It's happening to me too.
Can't wait to miss out on content I've enjoyed so much because I'm a college student who can't afford extra spending right now.
Guess this isn't the case anymore.
Dabo Swinney says one thing then does the opposite
Edit: Dabo Swinney makes mistakes late at night sometimes
OH SHIT ROGUE ONE IS COMING OUT SOON!!! that is what that screen shot was about right?
Dabo Swinney bring a full cart to the express checkout line
Dabo proposes the same fantasy football trade every week. No, I won't trade Zeke Elliot for your kicker!
Okay but what about my kicker and a WR4?
Dabo is glad the ACCCG got moved to Orlando and thinks all the people complaining about wanting a refund should just shut up.
Dabo thinks a 9 point spread is just plain insulting to Clemson
Dabo thinks Pat Narduzzi is building a great, classy program. He also thinks Chris didn't Blewitt.
Dabo posts religious stuff on TKP
FTFY
Dabo only uses Google to search for yahoo.
Bing
Dabo Sweeney recounted his own vote
Dabo wishes the election season was even longer.
Dabo Swinney is happy that Firefly was cancelled.
that...MONSTER!
Rest in Peace Shepard Book.
Dabo made TKP a paywall site
I heard it was the Russians. Lemme go find someone from TSL to demand a recount...
Dabo Swinney doesn't think Danny Coale caught the TD. He thinks Ron Cherry is the best ref in the NCAA.
Side note: Ron, love him or hate him, got laid out this weekend. He was all good at the end once he was released from the hospital.
dayum!! Somewhere Dadi Nicholas is saying "See I am not so bad!!"
Gave him the business...
so....is that....targeting?
well, since Cherry didn't see fit to throw a flag and he had the best view, I'm gonna go with no.
Alabama fans take offense to this and tell you to go play flag football you pansy.
Dabo disagrees with Fuck Patnarduzzi
Dabo thinks the Tigers is a brilliant original mascot for a school's sports team.
Dabo accidentally showed up at LSU for his first day of work. Can you blame him? He was told he was coaching the tigers in death valley...
Dabo Swinney can't handle tough questions from the media.
Dabo Swinney thinks "people need to get some more...adjectives"
Dabo didn't lose to an unranked team this year.
Dabo is the reincarnation of Coach K as a younger, yet only briefly less douchy college coach
Dabo thinks the Clemson mascot looks normal and is not odd in any way.
clearly been hitting the catnip all night
Thanks.. now I'm going to have nightmares
Dabo keeps his cell phone on speaker phone on the Metro and talks into it like a walkie-talkie. He was upset when Sprint cancelled his "chirp plan".
Dabo makes is own "craft" beer by mixing Milwaukee's Best Light with water and calling it "The Best Ultra-Light".
Dabo calms his nerves before games by listening to Merzbow (volume warning).
could not get through 6 seconds... is that a WR?
20!
Dabo leaves the trailer hitch on his truck all the time, and still bumps his shins.
Dabo watches "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" every year, and then gets upset that the Grinch doesn't follow through.
Dabo thinks his truck nuts are unique, original, and hilarious.
Dabo thinks it's also original and hilarious that he put his truck nuts on the back of his Geo Metro.
Dabo wants a recount on the ACC coach of the year voting. "Irregularities" he said, were noticed.
Dabo - "there were millions of votes by undocumented media members for Fuente."
Reporter - "Um, coach, there were only 48 votes cast total"
Dabo - "MILLIONS!!!"
As a voter in the NC Governor's race:
Dabo thinks he should have won ACC COY and it shouldn't have even been close. Guess he sorta Clemson-ed there at the end...
It'll get after ya....
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Dabo's absolutely cool with the fans rushing the field after every win, even if it's over Presbyterian. He's currently campaigning to get the fans to rush the field after losses just so they stay motivated and energized.
Dabo thinks Clemson copying Auburn's campus and colors was a unique and innovative way to reboot ideas from an older, better program because they added a lake to campus.
Dabo is confused as to why that big kitty just stares straight ahead all day
Dabo thinks the weather directly affected UVAs performance last Saturday.
Dabo makes eye contact with you through the crack of the stall while you're pooping.
Dabo Swinney prefers to use the handicap stall, even when he only needs to pee.
Dabo Swinney sits down to pee
Dabo didn't think Fuente was a good enough coach to warrant hiring him
Dabo voted for Duzzi as COY.
Dabo uses all the hot air from his press conferences to inflate the balloons they release on game day. Apparently, some people don't even like the practice, so Dabo releases even more!
Dabo's favorite show:
Bring Your Own
This isn't hateful. That show was the business.
As part of his pregame ritual, Dabo rounds up a litter of puppies and screams insults at them
Dabo has an inflated view of how good a commenter is and even makes a screen name telling the world...
I think this might actually be true
Dabo thinks the Tiger mascot is original.
And so does Auburn, LSU, Memphis, Missouri, and Princeton.
And then there's this guy:
¿Qué?
EDIT: See Guitarman, I can Spanish too!
No te creo amigo, nunca.
Dabo is one of the 15,000 people that voted for a dead gorilla in the election.
Careful...
Agreed. Harambe isn't just some 'dead gorilla'.
RIP sweet prince.
he took shots for us so we could take shots for him
HARAMBE DIED FOR OUR SINS
Dabo mooches your Netflix account while you're dating and then gets pissed when you change your password after you break up.
Dabo claims to know the exact definition of targeting.
Dabo thinks reporters should be fired for asking follow up questions to allegations of his team using racial slurs rather than fawning over the greatness of Clemson 24/7
Dabo doesn't think there's anything the least bit sketch about hiring Ian McCaw as an athletic director.
Dabo makes 5.125 million dollars a year but won't pony up $84 to join TKP.
Ok bumping this back to active, as Hatin on Dabo should never fall this far behind.
Dabo eats all of the icing out of the entire toaster strudel box, leaving icingless pastries behind for his family.
Dabo yiffs.
Google that at your own risk.
Dabo thinks all of Ben Boulware's antics this season have been overblown...
Dabo is still looking for Mark from Winchester
Dabo likes his own Facebook status.
And is pissed he can't upvote his own comments on TKP
I'm pissed I can't upvote my own comments on TKP /s
Dabo thinks that TigerNet is the best fan site around, closely followed by The Sabre. He thinks that TKP is overrated.
Dabo Swinny would punt Baxter off the bridge.
Dabo didn't think CJF deserved Clemson's OC job in 2010
Pretty good article
drink up
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Not even that much higher up, either. Damn, time to get this Friday started out right.
dabo is such a nice guy that he organized a charter bus for hokie fans to get to the game...and told the driver we were still playing in charlotte.
Dabo Swinney can't see the sailboat.
So I'm not familiar with this movie, but I looked at that exact image and it definitely isn't a sailboat...
Dabo Swinney agrees with Bronco that rotating quarterbacks every play was UVAs best chance against VT.
Dabo loves the new chip card readers at the grocery store.
Dabo waits until you put the card in to tell you the chip reader isn't active.
Dabo waits until you've swiped to tell you about the chip reader.
Dabo doesn't tell you the network is down and they're only taking cash.
Dabo doesn't hate until game day when everyone should be focused on the matchup.
Dabo thinks Feliz Navidad is the best Christmas song out there.
Dabo wears a t-shirt in the pool
Dabo leaves his Christmas decorations up all year and then doesn't even turn them on during the season because he's too lazy to track down all the broken bulbs.
Dabo insists on playing make-believe with his kids, but its always the same scenario, he gets to be Frank Beamer dressed in orange and maroon at the press conference while his kids pretend to be reporters.
Dabo is still trying to perfect his "blue steel"
Dabo took a while to warm up to Clemson's new football facility.
Dabo thinks Green Lantern was the best of all the Marvel Movies