The Most Important Ranking of the Year: The Bottom 10

http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/page/bottom120616/fresno-state-bulldogs-finish-first-final-2016-standings

To my joy I saw LOLuva made it back into the rankings to close the season. This guy's Bottom 10 is always a pleasure to read each week. Enjoy.

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I saw this too. Too bad they used UV-ugh! instead of loluva.

I am sure we can convince him to change it for next season

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Also the section on Eastern Carolina was pretty entertaining. Referencing how we hung 50+ points on them and on LOLuva

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Did someone else used to write this?

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Josh Parcell (VT grad) sometimes did the video segment with him I believe.

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Back in the day (1970's), it was an LA Times weekly feature. So yeah, I'm guessing that somebody else used to write this.

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UVA was about the same in the CBS one as well.

It's worth highlighting, but both lists had UVA as the third worst P5 program, only behind (ahead?) Rutgers and Kansas. That's really, really, awful.

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"Ten". That video is hilarious, love Jontron.

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That list made me realize.... we beat UVa and ECU by a combined 106-27 this year.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Nothing like beating down your two biggest rivals in the same year!

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Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

Agreed, beating those guys by that scoreline is fantastic. It's kinda sad though that those are our "rivals"...

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Its 155-27 if you also include our crossover rival of BC

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

I refuse to acknowledge ECU as a rival, ever

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Me too, it was more tongue in cheek. UVA definitely, I only said ECU because of how its so debated whether or not they're a rival.

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Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

Considering what we have done to our actual rival, maybe of we treat the University of Eastern Carolina in kind similar results will happen.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Eastern Carolina State College.

Looking back I should have picked up on your sarcasm, but still it had to be said just in case there was any doubt

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This kinds of stinks to be honest. It would be a much better rilvalry if UVA occasionally won a game or wa at lesat competitive. Just kidding, fuck those zima and wine spritzer drinking pansies

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The last thing I remember was "and then Tommy said to Louis XVI..." before I fell asleep.

I literally lol' at LOLUVA on that part. Needs to be added to the "most LOLUVA thing, ever" list.

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It should be Ew VA

no las dos

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Not quite. Depends on the context. It could be equivalently "las dos" if referring to two feminine nouns (e.g. "las bromas," the jokes), or "los dos" if they are two masculine nouns (e.g. "los nombres," the names). Use of "les dos" is just wrong.

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referring to two feminine nouns

Huh...well I guess we are talking about UVA.....

Les dos? I think I saw that in a South Park episode once

LOLUVA and its fans are frequently reference as two female nouns, so it works.

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Don't give up on your dreams.