Duke Game Signage

Since we're all expecting the crowd at the Duke game to be sparse or unusually weighted towards the visiting team, let's make sure the cans that are there can maximize their effect.

Post your duke sign ideas. Anyone going to the game, make a sign and maybe an extra to hand out to some poor, signless Hokie fan at the game.

I'll start:

TECHNICAL FOUL? THAT'S TRIPPIN

Coach K: handling things, um, correctly at Duke since 1980.

Trip me once, shame on you
Trip me twice, shame on me
Trip me three times, shame on Coach K

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Welcome to Blacksburg. Hope your TRIP here didn't leave you in SUSPENSE

Onward and upward

Well, game is sold out and on a Saturday, so should be packed

'Its easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat,
but the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in the seat'

Not to be the early morning Buzz-kill...but are signs now allowed in Cassell? I thought no outside signs except for the ones the Cassell Guard brings in and hands out in the student section.

I've seen a few fatheads (Hoda and HOAT being my personal favorites) in the student section this year

Right - I think the Guard gets all that together and hands them out

...my bad

Leg for the gif

You are correct. The Cassell Guard hands out all the the fat heads which were made by some of the Cassell Guard and marketing peeps. *experience - former Cassell Guard member*

Cowherd said it best.

Thought so - I was in the MVs and have a friend/former section-mate that's been a general (I think?) for a couple seasons, and I thought I remember her mentioning it.

Question(s): did you guys ever add new fatheads during the season, and I assume somebody has to sign off on what actually makes it into the student section? Also, was there ever a push to make signs on a game-by-game basis?

Legs Out for Grayson

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Hahahah very nice

Have the PA play truckin by the grateful dead, but change the word to trippin.

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Methinks the Dead would already have a song dedicated to 'trippin'

CAN'T. UPVOTE. ENOUGH. TIMES.

"Stick it in, stick it in, stick it in!" - William Addison Caldwell, 1872

perfect (to me) is having the sensei saying SWEEP THE LEG

"Sweep the Leg" chant during his FT's!

Having a conversation with you is like a Martian talking to a Fungo.

.

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

i love it

You won the internet.

Get him a body bag!

Cackle cackle cackle

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

"Allen is on Vacation...

...Have a nice trip!"

"A leg for you sir!"

TKP

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Allen knows how to do the Hokie Pokey. Stick your right leg in...

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

You put your right foot in you put your right foot out
You put your right foot in and you trip them all about
You do the Grayson Allen and you huff and puff and pout
That's what it's all about

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Would this be called the Puke-y Duke-y? Or Duke-y Puke-y?

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

The Dookie Pookie

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Nooooooo Oooooone
Trips like Gray-son
Takes big flops like Gray-son
Goes stomping around having fits like Gray-son
He's clearly hurting your team, Krzyzewski
No one's out but Gray-son

-Grayson from the Hokie and the Cheat

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to trip you up again
Because a villian softly weeping
Stuck out his leg while I was playing
And the villain that was extending his white leg
Still remains
Within the sound of silence

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

You're once,
twice,
three times a tripper
And we hate you

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Where have you gone Grayson Allen, son
Our nation turns its twitter ire on you, wo wo wo
What's that you say Coach Shishefsky, man
Trippin Grey has sit and stay away, hey hey hey
Hey hey hey

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

CARRY ON MY TRIPPING SO-O-O-ON
IT'S JUST 3 GAMES SUSPENSIO-O-ON
LAY YOUR WEARY LEG TO RE-E-E-EST
YOU SHOULD CRY SOME MORE!

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Matching up, back on the defense
Back to the rim, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm sticking out my feet
Just a man and his will to survive

So many times it happens too fast
You claim your passion for weeping
Don't lose your grip on the goals of Coach K
You must fight just to keep them at bay

It's the trip of the Dookie
It's the tears of the bitch
Backing away from the challenge of our rival
And the last known defender
Trips his prey on the play
And he's crying because he knows he must sit

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Tonight you're going to be riding the pine.

First it was Spalding
Then Raythan-Mayes
Now Santa Ana
Now suspended for days
Tonight you're going to be riding the pine

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

He was a Graaaaaaayyyy Tripper
All-day whiner, yeah

"Stick it in, stick it in, stick it in!" - William Addison Caldwell, 1872

It took me sooooo long to suspend him -
"Indefinitely"

EDIT: The beginning to this song fits really well, too
Got a good reason
For taking the easy way out
Got a good reason
For taking the easy way out now

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

I was just looking up the lyrics to Day Tripper to try and fit it in here. Nicely done.

I had no idea Spock was part of the Beatles. I must have missed that particular time travel episode of TOS.

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Both VT and Duke fans would appreciate this one:

UNC Cheats.

This thread is perfect TKP. EVERYTHING on here is great.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

This one's a bit controversial

N'ere all the trippings be forgot
And always brought to mind
For Grayson Allen sits tonight
Here's one (raises the finger) for auld lang syne

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Nah, it fits

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

And, I was there. Still one of, if not the best football game I've ever seen live. Joe Gieke, I believe?

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

Here's a sign

Grayson Allen is tripping more than Crystal Mangum

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Meh.

Now if we could only sell this creativity on twitter then TKPC would be funded forever.

If Allen does wind up being suspended for the VT game:

"Blacksburg: the one trip Greyson Allen didn't make this year."

"Exit light..."

Just saw a lead line on the Roanoke Times website that he won't play at VT.

Edit: Just got around to reading the blurb. Berman was saying the K said he wouldn't play in the next game, and that is VT. He said this on the Dan Patrick Show today.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

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(Grayson Jones Allen)
GJA - worse trips than LSD

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

A guy at Wake Forest secretly told me #3 is a dirty player.

Slight variation - "Some guy at Wake Forest told me Grayson Allen was going to trip someone this game"

MORE GRAYSON ALLEN TRIPS THAN FANS AT THE LOLUVA SPRING GAME

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MORE GRAYSON ALLEN TRIPS THAN FANS AT THE LOLUVA SPRING GAME FESTIVAL

fixed it for you

30 years after starting grad school at Virginia Tech, I finally defended my dissertation and earned my PhD.
Don't give up on your dreams.

"Santa passed over the Duke Campus"

New Year's Resolutions:
1. Quit trippin', yo
2. Have a better attitude

"Stick it in, stick it in, stick it in!" - William Addison Caldwell, 1872

"Having a bad Trip Grayson? "

With Stewie on the sign

Is he a switch tripper or just a righty?

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

I don't have any sign ideas other than DOOK SUCKS.

Also, I am sad Allen won't be playing because I wanted Leday or Chris Clarke to channel their inner Deron Washington and T-Bag him.

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

"I can't tell you the last time Duke lost to an unranked team, but I'll be able to tomorrow"

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