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Fuck Pat Narduzzi
Didn't have to scroll for it, so thanks!
Dana Holgerson likes Pat Narduzzi
Fuck Brett Bielama!
Already drinking..
Dana Holgorson loves to bring all his cousins to the game!
Dana Holgorson doesn't rotate in Rocket League.
Probably the best "Hatin' on" comment I've ever seen.
"I got it!"
Dana Holgorsen believes his hair is stylish.
Holgerson has long hair to try to cover up his humongous balding spot.
What's the longest river in Egypt? Denial!
And then wears a visor . . .
Maybe his name should be Hairgonesoon.
Holgorsen's hair longs to be like Trump's.
Holgorsen's hair line reflects the culture of inbred tendencies
Dana Holgorson doesn't wear his school's colors.
Neither does Buzz Williams unless forced to do so
Did someone say Dana Holgorson?
Dana Holgorson turned the game off at halftime.
Many on here probably do not understand how much you should hate WVU. That team and school is an accumulation of some of the biggest pieces of shit fans on the face of the planet. I absolutely hate no team more then WVU mostly because their fans are complete jerkoffs and throw batteries at the opposing teams and love that they do shit like that. My freshman year they pumped some weird sound on the field every time we had the ball on offense and got away with that shit. They egg the bus on the way into the stadium. Fuck that team and the ignorant assholes that like them.
In closing what do you call 32 people at a party in Morgantown.....
A full set of teeth.
My parents went to the 2005 WVU game with my dad's cousin (who is a WVU fan). While at the game they saw a VT fan go into a port-a-john only to have a bunch of WVU fans tip it over while the VT fan was still inside.
They were cussed, spit on, made their comments about Marcus to my mother -- which included language you shouldn't say in front of a woman, imo...
They're still not as bad as what I experienced at Miami in 1994 but... yeah...
Fuck WVU
I was apart of the 2005 team. Helped bring the trophy into the stadium and it felt great leaving with it too.
I have never been treated as horrible as I was when at Morgantown on the field for that game.
They assaulted a pregnant LSU fan in the parking lot in 2011 and put her husband in the hospital.
http://www.theadvocate.com/baton_rouge/news/crime_police/article_3e1dad52-c8fd-532f-848d-134c8ef78286.html
If there's one thing that Marcus did that I approved of, it was when he showed them all exactly what we think of their behavior and gameday "atmosphere".
Agreed, Miami fans (college and pro) are absolutely the lowest form of scum known to man... Being a Tech AND Buffalo Bills fan, coupled with living down here (I'm roughly 90 minutes from the campus over there), I get some real classy interactions with folks...
So you're near the stadium?
Haha. I'm on the west coast in Naples/Ft Myers. Should take 2 1/2 to get there but I tend to drive a little fast.
I've said it before & will say it again. Hate on WVU, their coach, their fans, etc., but leave it there. You start throwing out the stereotypes and classifying all the residents together with these stereotypes is reprehensible at best. This happening here & not being part of the ground rules at TKP might be one of the few things that keep me from fessing up the $84. I respect your right to have an opinion but that doesn't mean I have to like it. IMO, it is classless & doesn't belong here.
Dude, chill. He made a joke. I have family from WV -- including my late grandfather -- and I make West Virginia jokes.
Reread his comments, because even the joke was made toward WVU and not the residents of the state. In fact, every word he typed had something to do with the players and fans of West Virginia University, not the state of West Virginia. So please tell me what "stereotypes" he classified all of the residents of West Virginia with.
I might add that this is also a hating on thread, which shouldn't be taken seriously.
Yes there are plenty of WVU fans with teeth, and I am sure there are some descent humans among them.
My personal experience has been not glamorous. I have a few friends that went there as well and I housed them for the last home game we had against them and they stole a case of beer from me without even saying goodbye. Haha.
Wait-you're serious!??
Both sets of grand parents and both parents straight out of WV. One of my legs is shorter than the other. I own a tooth brush. Lighten up it is all in fun. I have a couple of bad experiences in Organtown and 1 even in B'burg. Some of the worst fans in the world.
You own a tooth brush?
The rest of us own a teeth brush
You should understand what your getting into when you click on the "Hatin' on..." link. If you don't like it read the other great posts here on this site.
I experienced these low life pieces of shit when I was 14 and went to a game with my uncle and can tell you that everything in this post is "G" rated compared to what comes out of those inbreds.
I gave you a leg to offset some of the backlash. You didn't post anything inappropriate or offensive, you were just expressing an opinion that you don't appreciate jokes about people from WV being inbred hillbillies. I don't think you deserve to be downvoted for expressing your opinion in a perfectly reasonable manner.
This is the type of self "policing" and lack of perspective that has a certain other hokies message board's activity down 75% from a few years ago. An echo chamber of PC is not what this site needs.. We are pissed at WVU jokes now?
IMO: if you don't like it... Don't read it...
I think I've said stuff on threads here only in jest and people freak out with "too soon" and "you're breaking the rules"...
I miss the days where people could make a joke and not get classified as a terrible human being.
Screw that, it's Duke hate week. I have more fun hating on the rat this week (also known as Hitler).
Dana Holgorson goes by "Dana"
I know multiple girls named Dana. Holgorson sounds stupid. I hate his name. I hate him. I hate WVU. I hate Rich Rod.
My Aunt's name is Dana.
Does she coach WVU football?
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Dana Holgerson wishes he had Donald Trumps hair.
I was so close to posting, "Dana Holgerson goes to Trump's hair dresser." But I didn't want to upset people.
In summary, Fuck Pat Narduzzi
edit: found it:
Pat Narduzzi is that you?
Fuck Matt Ryan.
Dana Holgerson thinks a couch bonfire is perfectly normal and doesn't get how regular fires are a thing.
What the hell is a mountaineer?
I believe they were originally from Boone, and if Western North Carolina is known for something, it is excellent furniture (I'm being completely serious). This industry stemmed from necessity, though, because the Mountaineers in the area would build a beautiful living room set, just to see it dragged out into the street and set alight by their ne'er-do-well neighbors. After being unable to keep a decent couch for longer than a weekend, the good people at App State banished the couch-lighters, forcing them to leave using pickaxes and muskets.
As a reminder that they were never welcome again, the banished were dubbed "Never Come Near". But the WVU ancestors couldn't remember something that long, so they simplified it to "Neers".
I think I hear The Fifth Fuller taking notes.
Seriously, I just saw this but this is remarkably similar to the truth that the Lame Stream Media doesn't want you to hear but I AM GOING TO BE UNLEASHING IT TO BLOW ALL YO MINDS
Good. I have been too productive this week.
The internet is the best place for facts and always will be.
Is it related to a wahoo? If so, what do I do if I come across one?
If you come across a wahoo in the wild, I'd recommend asking french to advise you on bait and Bud Foster can tell you how to string it along for years thinking it has a chance. Now, in terms of prep, I suggest grilling with a spice blend of basil, dill, garlic powder, onion powder, celery seed, black pepper, and Old Bay. No need to pound it too hard, it's very tender and soft. Do not place in a bowl.
"No need to pound it too hard, it's very tender and soft."
Michael Scott emphatically approves this suggestion.
Dana Holgorsen tweets at recruits
I went to a couple of those games in the 90''s while in school. Wvu fans are the worst.
Dana holgerson eats rats for breakfast
After BBQing them over a couch fire.
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Might need a hating on WVU fans thread as well. They are by far the worst. Some of you young'ns (that need to get off my lawn) who haven't experienced this yet will learn mighty quick at Fedex next year...
Fuck Dana Holgerson
Dana Holgorsen cannot explain Business Ethics.
I saw Dana Holgersen and Rich Rodriguez in the Greenbrier Clubhouse during the Greenbrier Classic in 2013 (don't as me how I got clubhouse tickets). I witnessed Richrod take a shot. Holgersen looked at the bar like he wanted a Natty Light but couldn't find it. As I left the bar area I nearly bumped into a smaller gentleman who said "excuse me." It took me 30 seconds before I realized I'd nearly bumped into Frank Beamer (who was heading to the bar where the other two inferior coaches were).
So yeah, Holgersen is that guy that wants Natty Light at the Greenbrier
My dad volunteers to be a "taxi" of sorts during the Greenbrier Classic usually. Most of the time he is taking golfers and their families back and forth from the Lewisburg airport. He was one car away from giving Frank Beamer a ride a few years ago.
Dana Holgerson thinks it's perfectly acceptable to go 4 deep in the bathroom troughs at Lane Stadium.
Dan Holgerson/WVU was enough for me to actually pull for 'da' U' in bowl season.
x50
Fun fact, my wife got home from work just after that game started and, seeing that I was watching it, remarked "I'm not sure who I want to lose this game more." After a moment of thinking, "WVU. Definitely WVU."
My wife and yours think similarly. Cheers for marrying well!
Dana holgerson paid a one legged felon who readily admits to raping other men to pick fights in the stadium bathroom.
No seriously, this happened. Link
Wow! That really IS sick. No, seriously, that's pretty effed up.
I know it's kinda messed up, but I legitimately laughed my ass off watching that video. It perfectly exemplifies why WVU + Miami fans really do suck.
I laughed. Then I clicked on the link. Only from WVU could this happen.
I guess this is as good a place as any to put this, but I actually like this game being played regularly. I actually hate WVU (even though I considered applying there for dairy , which would have been a terrible decision), but I like the history behind the trophy, these are two schools in an area of the country where coal mining is king and they are fighting over a rock considered to by both to be gold in its own right. Yeah their fan base sucks, but the history and likeness of the two environmental parts of the schools is really cool, to me at least.
WVU fans be like:
I was there and that was warranted! They were saying all sorts of crap to Marcus.
I like this new trend of commentary on things we weren't there for.
More people should have volunteered at the council of Elrond! Would have been easier with more people!
AND MY AXE!
Go ahead, let the hate flow through
8 months of this, when does part ii start of this thread start?
And for those of you born after 1999, these cousin loving inbred couch burning fight picking crick pissing moonshine guzzlin wanna be rednecks are our real true rival. And that's just your aunt who got into WVU over Tech.
My mother in law's family is from west virginia. I've been hearing shit about this game since it was scheduled. I cannot wait for our defense to slam someone into the ground.
There are a lot of "graduating" seniors on their two-deep. I like our chances in this one.
Virginia Tech be like
Annnnnd....the cousins, er, siblings?
Dana Holgerson looks the recently divorced 45 year old hitting on and weirding out the 23 year olds at the bar.
Dana does not watch week 0 college football games
Dana went to a family reunion and didn't bring a dish
He did bring his cousin/sister/aunt/wife, though.
Dana Holgerson thinks WVU is in possession of the Black Diamond Trophy, and just misplaced it somehow.
(Sadly, this is documented and true.)
Dana is cheering for Mayweather tonight.
FTFY
Dana picks the chips out of chocolate chip cookies
Dana puts out a plate of chocolate chip cookies and mixes in a couple oatmeal raisin without telling anyone.
Why the hell would anyone mess up a plate of Oatmeal Raisins like that
Dana thinks he's too cool to burn a couch.
Dana keeps getting older, and they stay the same age.
Dana named his boy Sue.
Dana likes his steak well done with ketchup.
Dana shaves his face.
Dana walks into an empty bathroom, picks the urinal next to you, and peeks.
Dana Holgerson thought Geoffrey Lannister was the best character in GoT and thinks the show has gone down in quality since his death.
Dana Holgerson thinks Geoffrey Lannister is a character in GoT/A Song of Ice and Fire.
Dana Holgerson thinks he could beat The Hound in a fight.
Dana Holgerson thinks he would've made a great Thoros of Myr
Dana Holgerson wishes he was hung like Varys.
Dana Holgerson thinks his hair is better than Tormund's.
Somebody needs to start a WVU joke thread. It's time.
WVU IS the joke thread
Best place I knew to put this chestnut....
A Hokie football player & a WVU football player go into the Men's room to pee. When done, the WVU player stops @ the sink to wash his hands. Outside the bathroom, the WVU player tells the Hokie " our coach taught us to wash our hands after we use the bathroom".
The Hokie replies "Our coach taught us not to piss on our hands"!
Let's go.......!!
Why is a West Va divorce like a Texas twister? Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
What does it mean when a West Va baby drools out of both sides of its mouth at the same time? That trailer's level, buddy.
How can you tell a Wva feller is married? Tobacco juice stains on both doors of his pickup.
A river of shit divides Wva from Va. How do you tell which side is Wva? Diving boards.
What does a West Va gal say after sex? Roll off, Pap, you're crushin' my smokes.
Unfortunately, all the rest are too vulgar for even this crazy crowd.
I know Fish. I have 2 that even I find to disgusting to post here. And that's bad!
Stop me if you've heard this one...WVa girl comes home to daddy crying on her wedding night. "They sent me packin', Pa. Said I wasn't good enough." Pa asked her if she'd told them that she was a virgin. She told him she had, but they told her that if she wasn't good enough for her own family, she sure wasn't good enough for theirs, and sent her home.
Dana Holgerson thought that Rich Rod should've been made the next HC at Virginia Tech. [and cue hokiefireman in 3, 2...]
Dana Holgerson is a Real Madrid supporter.
Still the better Dana
Yes, yes I would.
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1000 legs for Tombstone reference
Agreed
Dana Holgorson thinks he is politically correct because his name is gender neutral.
Dana Holgorson goes to a BBQ joint and gets a burger. He then writes 1-star reviews online complaining that they don't take reservations and there was a crying baby in the restaurant (but he doesn't mention that the baby was in his party).
Dana Holgorson drives down the road with his bright lights on, and waits for you to flash your high beams before dimming his.
Dana Halfgerson forgot to send in the play
Dana encourages the career center at WVU not to give out free coffee to recruiters. F WVU.
Dana Holgorson and Fuck Pat Narduzzi were driving along when all of a sudden Dana slams on the brakes. There was a sheep with her head stuck in the fence and Dana said "We Mountaineers never pass up an opportunity like this!" And he gets out and has his way with the sheep.
Then he says to Pat, "Your turn"... And Pat bends over and sticks his head in the fence
Mmmust... log in... (grunt) to up-vote... (ugh!) this! (huh-oh god) POST!!!
-Pat Narduzzi
You get all the legs.
When Dana Holgorson asks Siri, she won't answer.
227 yards.
Dana Holgerson posts the winning yards after the game is over.
Dana Holgerson posts on the wrong thread.
Edit: shoot, Dana Holgerson is disqualified.
Dana Holgerson eats at Super Weenie Hut jr's.
Dana Holgerson recycles an 8 month old thread for the first Hatin' On thread of the year.
Dana Holgerson complains about Hatin' On threads.
Dana Holgerson thinks his Hatin' On thread shouldn't last more than a week.
This will be Dana when they get a garbage time TD to avoid a shutout.
Bill Murray bowled and actual turkey while filming this scene. Director said the crowd's reaction was completely genuine and made filming the scene a piece of pie.
Holgrenson thinks Narduzzi has a measured response to perceived discrepancies in penalty calls
Dana Holgorsen IS Dana Holgorsen. Does it really get any worse?
Yes. He could be Pat Narduzzi.
Or Paul Johnson.
Or Bobby Petrino.
Or Lane Kiffin
Dana Holgrenson thinks Episode 1 was the best movie in the Star Wars franchise
Dana Holgrenson thinks the 4th Indiana Jones was the best movie in the Star Wars franchise
Dana Holgrenson thinks Shia Lebouf is a really talented actor
Dana Holgrenson thinks Game of Thrones is overrated
Dana Holgrenson prefers straight-to-DVD sequels over the original movies
You mean episode 1 isn't the best?
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(/s just in case)
You leave them out of this
Dana Holgerson displays his WVU diploma on his rearview mirror so that he gets the prime parking spots up front with the blue paint.
Dana Holgerson adamantly believes that Morgantown fits perfectly into the geographic footprint of the Big 12 conference.
Dana Holgerson prefers Comic Sans
Dana Holgerson thinks the office got better once Michael Scott left it
Dana Holgerson likes that Pumpkin beers are released in August and has already stocked up on them.
Holgorsen at WVU Media Day...
Dana Holgerson actually accepted a job at WVU... is there anything worse you can say about him?
He applied for said job...
LOLUVA hired Bronco without even returning Dana's calls for the opening.
Dana Holgerson thinks that dudes should wear open toed high heels.
Holgorsen is #teamtapiocapudding.
Dana Holgorsen is Jimmy Buffet's frustrated twin
Dana Holgerson is the guy who automatically assumes his team holds possession of a rivalry trophy...
There won't be any wvu fans in attendance. They can't afford it.
Cuts into the opoid habit.
Swing...and a miss.
Greyhound related hillbilly jokes will always get a leg from me. Does that make us bad people?
Get off my lawn.
It's the 2nd part that's the issue I think.
more hype
David Wilson!
That Paul Johnson reaction at 1:55.
Love me some DW highlights.
But since its WVU... I'm going with this, its got a Fuller.
And I was outside headed to the head!
Mom was too, she was equal parts pissed at missing the play and ecstatic that we'd extended our lead going into the half.
Great timing, too, since WVU had finally gotten going with their first decent drive of the game, and we stole back all the momentum. Didn't really do anything with it in the second half, but fortunately we did just enough to hold on.
It's like I've always said (regarding that game)...we didn't even REQUIRE an offensive TD to kick their asses.
Dana Holgorsen is #TeamBlackberry. By his own volition.
Dana Holgorsen still gets someone to cut up his steak for him
...which he likes cooked til it's grey in the middle.
And he drowns it in ketchup
and washes it all down with warm grape soda
I think we've made Dana Holgorsen pretty despicable
He started it!
Dana types "LOL" after every text, despite the comedic levels
Dana is Team Cercei and was overcome with joy when Viserion fell
Dana Holgerson puts spoilers in Hatin' On threads...........
Dana Holgorsen complains about spoilers 2 weeks after episodes air
well apparently 7 years later isn't enough time for harry potter spoilers...
"19 years later..."
Dana Holgorsen likes to spoil everything for people that both don't care for the HBO show and want to read the books in peace when they're finally all released in
51041 years...Dana Holgorsen is actively campaigning for the JJ Abrams reboot of GoT
The... what?
Its like regular Game of Thrones, but with like elevnty bagillion times the lens flare
Dana Holgerson thinks that Country Road is a much better song to get pumped up to than Enter Sandman.
Dana Holgerson believes Country Roads is geographically accurate.
Dana Holgerson supports Jamie and Cersei's relationship just as much as he supports John and Daenerys, and finds neither morally confusing.
Time for a very very very possibly true story about Dana Holgorsen. When he was first hired he spent hours and hours researching the best way to improve his team and after listening to the lyrics of Country Road for the 681st time he had finally figured it out. He was going to breathe new life into his mountaineer team with program changing new staff position! Fully content with his decision, he set out to find the right candidate for the new position of Team Mountain Mama. Someone to clean the uniforms, tell the kids to do their homework, among other odd jobs that may or may not need to be done or had already been assigned to someone else.
Three days time had passed and yet no one had applied for this position. Holgorsen would not give up, he had his assistant coaches run team meeting and practices until he could find someone for the Mountain Mama position. Two weeks passed and Dana was about to give up, until he came up with an ingenious plan. The Mountain Mama position was immediately filled and Mrs. Couchfire started work the next day. Mrs. Couchfire spent most of her time telling the players to keep quiet during team meetings and patting them hard on their butts when they did a good job during practice. She was everything WVU needed and more until the first game of the season.
The team was set to head out onto the field when no one could find Dana or Mrs. Couchfire. Quickly the defensive coordinator went out to find Dana, He could find Mrs. Couchfire later. He knocked on Dana's office door which was met with a femine "Just one minute please". There was no time to waste, and the DC entered the office and walked in on a horrific sight. Dana was siting at his vanity dresser brushing his hair down and putting on lipstick. Dana had become Mrs. Couchfire, a perfect reflection of what it meant to be a Mountain Mama. He likely would have never been caught despite constantly referring to himself as Dana while still dressed as Mrs. Couchfire, no one knows why...
THE END?
Dana Holgorsen is just the anagram of his real name: Sandhog Loaner
Lando Norse Hag
Orlando Hen Gas
Don Shorn Algae
Anal Drone Hogs
Anal Drone Hogs it is!
All dirt roads lead to WVU
Dana Holgerson...
"I got your black diamond trophy right here"
"Um...actually coach, Tech still has that."
Nope - "Hey Theon Greyjoy, samesies!"
Is that a quarter karat?
Probably more like a quarter carrot.
Dana Holgerson thinks he and Paul Johnson have the best team colors in college football. Their best friend Pout Narduzzi has the second best colors.
Not a Douche
He still is the wvu coach. Got a hair trim too.!
Dana actually likes FedEx Field. And DC traffic.
I think we might have missed this...
FUCK WVU!
Nah, that was implied.
Dana holgerson auditioned for Ned Beaty's role in deliverance but withdrew when they told him he couldn't do his own "stunts"
This 'Hatin' on' thread would be a lot more fun if the West Virginia fans could read...
... and had access to the internet
Dana Holgerson is the tough guy in the foursome behind you that keeps hitting into your group even though the course is overbooked and there is no place to go. Holgerson himself doesn't hit into you, that's Bert Beilema or Pat Narduzzi, but it's Holgerson and Larry Fedora that won't stop yapping even though you are in the middle of the fairway and he's taking a piss in the woods while he's looking for his 4th shot. Larry Fedora just yelled "Commeerrr Sweet Titties!!!!" to the beer cart girl. I hate that guy. I hate all these guys.
A commonly used phrase by Tennessee and West Va grads
[sorry, couldn't locate the Family Guy one]
Bronco's 1-1 against FCS schools at UVa
Damn, they were right! He has changed the culture, and they're back!!!! Spread the news.