OT: To Matt Ryan

Fuck you.

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5 Star Get After it Post right here, folks!

Onward and upward

Hey Matt, how many rings you got?

He-he. That's hilarious because that's the exact number of ACC Champs he has also.

Seriously Matt Ryan, fuck you for losing to the Patriots

Come now. Let's not kid ourselves, it would've been the exact same reaction if he'd won.

There was no winning with this superbowl, but Matty Ice melted and gave Tom "I like my balls a little squishy" Brady another ring.

EDIT: removed picture of that scene from Snatch where Bullet-Tooth Tony talks balls...

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On a scale from 1-10, fuck Matt Ryan.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

100!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Y'all realize that Ryan and the Falcons pretty much repeated our 2007 game last night?

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Y'all realize that Ryan and the Falcons pretty much repeated our 2007 game last night?

IT'S IN HIS GENES!

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Different score, but yeah, essentially the same script. If it had been any other team I'd be more schadenfreudic about it.

Not a word? Well it is now

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

schedenfreudic

Is that when you find pleasure in someone else's shitty schedule?

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Or in a brand new shaker of Narduzzi-flavored salt

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

I was joking because it's schadenfreude.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Oh wow that's embarrassing. Didn't even realize I'd mistyped

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Still gave you legs because I would totally use schadenfreudic as a real word. If nonsense like bae can become recognized so can a word that actually makes sense.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Leg for that word. too busy to look it up.

foresthokie
US Navy Vet

up by 10 with 2:11 left to lose by 4 is not quite as bad a choke job as being up by 25 and going scoreless for the last 23 minutes of the game to throw away the Superbowl.

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considering the statistics showed that when trailing by 19 or more after 3 quarters teams were 0-93 in terms of coming back, seems to back that up.

Well, they're pros now. Gotta do it bigger.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Plus, I was more alluding to the team thinking they had a comfortable lead, having the defense play soft instead of attacking like they were doing earlier in the game, inexplicable offensive calls that left too much time on the clock... and allowing a QB who plays for a Boston-area team to suddenly look like an MVP again.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Y'all realize that the Patriots just basically repeated what we did in the Belk Bowl, right? Took a basically hopeless situation, never gave up, and persevered. I'm not fond of Brady on a personal level (I used to work with his baby momma's father), but I live in New England and the fireworks being shot off in our neighborhood immediately after the end of the game were fun to hear. Karma will get after ya, Matty Ice!!

apparently they were celebrating in NOLA too... Gotta love rivalries:

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

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"This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother." - Ted Walsh

Except NE waited until the 4th quarter to get it done. We scored 21 in the 3rd and were only down 3 going into the 4th, which is a much more manageable comeback. NE actually lost the 3rd quarter from a points perspective due to the missed XP (7-6).

Matt Ryan always leads to disappointment. I gave him ONE CHANCE and he blew it.

Boy, it must really suck to be so close to a shot at a championship, only to have the other team make an epic come back and kick you to the curb.

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Not to mention as part of that epic comeback shatter how many superbowl records?

Biggest Comeback ever, 25 points >>> 10
First ever overtime game. Interesting they also said starting a new game over no 15 minute period. There would be no tie.
Highest passing yards ever...

Matt Ryan, what can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? It looks bombed out and depleted.

@hokie_rd

Well-fitting blazers with a stylish v-neck and a properly sized scarf make for a very casually-yet-sharply dressed man.

None of those three are present on Matt Ryan.

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It looks like he let my kids practice tying their shoes on his scarf.

Tweedy can run like a dadgum antelope or whatever. I like to use scalded dog. Do antelopes lumber? Cheetah, OK. He runs like a cheetah. He's fast. - Bud Foster

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Matt Ryan, do you even scarf?

p.s., fuck you.

Even more off topic, the plural of "scarf" is "scarves," right? My roommate bought a knitting machine that I believe is from the 60s and it has "scarfs" and I cringe every time I see it.

C'mon, where are our English majors here??

Unfortunately, both are valid.

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This is what happens when your language basically mugs other languages for anything it thinks is cool

Recently had a non-native English speaker say to me, "the rules of the English language are weird."

I replied, "we don't have rules, we have mild suggestions."

"Exit light..."

Can confirm.

English is the only major language in the world that doesn't have its own official language academy (a governing body to say what's right and what's wrong).

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

scarfs will always be a verb to me and scarves will be the plural of scarf, but I guess I'm not technically the be all end all of grammar

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"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Wish I could give you an additional leg for the signature update.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

hah!

I debated whether or not to keep the UVa one from the tournament last year, but I didn't want it to get too long.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Time to dust off my favorite:

(To be honest, I kinda felt bad for the falcons. ish....)

I feel bad for Arthur Blank. I've always liked him because of the way he treated Mike Vick

See I have no pity for Arthur Blank because of how he treated Vick. Vick was going to jail, and Blank went after Vick's signing bonus to get it back. First and only time the court's have ever ruled that a signing bonus could be considered to be pro-rated over the course of a contract and that it should given back. It ignored all precedent for contracts with exactly the same wording.

I don't feel bad for him. He's a multi billionaire. He'll be fine. It was tough seeing his sad face ostensibly on the verge of tears while he stood helplessly on the sidelines in the 4th Quarter and OT. But those were just my mirror neurons firing. I don't feel bad for him.

Onward and upward

To be clear, I feel sorry for the Falcons as an organization (Blank in particular, I respect him) and for the city of Atlanta. However, no remorse for Matt "Choke Master" Ryan, fuck him.

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Imma go ahead and say this is NSFW...and just plain disturbing.

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Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

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HOKIES

Fuck Matt Ryan, Fuck Tom Brady and Fuck Pat Narduzzi

I'm just so sick of the Patriots, Brady, Kraft and Cheatercheck getting away with murder and winning everything. I hope Brady comes back next year and gets FUBAR and has to retire in the preseason. Joe Montana>Tom Brady. BS rules cater to offenses these days. Montana could have won 10 super bowls with these pussy ass rules.

It is a natural gift I posess to create friction in sensitive situations.

Tell us how you really feel

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If you would have led this off with a "Go ahead and down vote me, but I am gonna tell it like it is" you would have roughly a million legs. Gotta TKP harder.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

pussy ass

We didn't let homeboy the other day get away with ass biscuit, I can't let you get away with this one.

"It might be dark outside, but it's LeDay in here." - Jay Bilas

Jerry Rice could have won 10 super bowls with these pussy ass rules.

FTFY

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

I was lucky enough to get to go to the SB through my employer, and while we all hate Matt Ryan i have to say that the Falcon fans were gracious while they were winning...on the other hand, the patriot fans were idiotic while losing and completely arrogant and nasty after the comeback. There were hundreds that I just wanted to punch in the face.

Side note, lady gaga had the biggest balls in the whole place. That dome is pretty tall, safety cable or not!

Six years later and Matt Ryan can still go fuck himself.

I'm numb towards Ryan but am absolutely ECSTATIC that jackoffinski has been slumming it for 15 years

I been here since day 0.