Leonard's Speedy Hokie vs Hoo Preview

What: Hokies vs Hoos in basketball
Where: Da Cassell
When: 6:30 Church Snack Supper Tipoff
TV: Da U. (Not dat U... The other one.)
Weather: Dark outside, well lit and comfy in the gym.

Analysis: The Hoos are a really boring team, but they're really good at it. The Hokies have lost two in a row, and really, really want to beat the Hoos, because they don't like them.

Prediction: The Hokied got waxed in Charlottesville just a couple of weeks ago. But, Charlottesville is a miserable place and only terrible things happen there. I look for the Hokies to bounce back in Blacksburg because it is an amazing place, where wonderful and magical things happen.

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And that, ladies and gentlemen, is all you need to know.

Go hokies! Beat the fighting douchebags!

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Wow. Such speedy. Very Leonard. So amaze.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

tl;dr fuck uva

Feeling strangely hyped for this game

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

Let's hope Buzz has the team hyped up enough to pull off the upset. We're getting to the point of the season where every game is critical.

"That man was violating a city ordinance, and I was just doing my duty to enforce it." - Mike Curtis

I feel like you and Ollie Williams studied together...

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill