The LOLUVA football team is focused on turning things up this year. They don't want to flop around at the bottom of the ACC anymore. They're not going to be beat.
Spring Ball is on.#HardThingsTogether pic.twitter.com/6aatxiX6lm— Virginia Football (@UVa_Football) March 28, 2017
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They are going to explode onto the ACC.
Keep the jokes coming
OMG they're planking!
hahaha
even better :26 secs "the storm is here!" is definitely the missed hashtag opportunity. #hardthingstogether sounds more like a Billy Berlin movie.
I was thinking more
Interestingly, I understand that this is also the corporate motto for the Bunny Ranch in Nevada.
UVA football group erections confirmed.
They REALLY like each other.
"When the going gets tough, we get hard together"
-LOLUVA
Swordfight!!!
Loser does the plank!!
Sword fight!
Scissors with incorrectly placed handles... fight, or something
New offensive scheme in C'ville:
Perfect the season is still 6 months out and LOLUVA "football" is already embarrassing themselves
UVA is going to start the season already at 0-1. It's confirmed.
The fact that they are actually using this consistently....just amazes me.
"Champions Do Extra" on the wall behind is equally cheesy.
How would they know
They just know that they do less.
Bronco brought the Hardy Brothers in as guest speakers and helped them come up with their slogan.
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
They should make sure to call their doctor if practice lasts for more than 4 hours...
Also, the 400% on the banner in the background is pretty ambitious, no? I mean maybe just stick to 300% to try and become bowl eligible. 10 year goal I assume?
Lmao
OT - Is anyone else blocked by UVA's twitter?
I am and i don't even know how. I've never tagged them in anything!
Does your Twitter handle have anything VT/Hokie related in it? I wonder if they found some way to block anyone with a handle containing those references. That would be the only common thread if you're blocked and haven't ever tweeted at them.
Yep, my handle ends in "VT12". You might be on to something with that one.
Well, I guess no Twitter accounts from the state government of Vermont can see UVA's stuff now either.
I was about to say. I hope it ends up costing them a recruit from Vermont because they've blocked his mother @MomOf3VT
'Cuz Mama Fuller already has @5FullVT locked down
Big data! You fit the algorithm!
VD also gets blocked.
Something was/could be done here...
The only thing that LOLUVA has developed a effective defense against?
Been blocked since I tweeted at them with their fake Commonwealth Cup under London.
Wow, that's lame.
Being blocked by that account should earn honorary Key Players Club membership.
I'm not blocked by their official twitter, but by some twitter associated with their program.
Also banned for Sabre. That was fun.
I am. UVA's twitter is extremely thin skinned. I tweet about once per month (max) and I've tweeted at uva football only a handful of times and mostly good hearted ribbing. Nothing embarrassing. Blocked.
Not yet...
but did see this, slightly used Craigslist ad on there.
https://twitter.com/UVa_Football/status/846798010080210948
They're just killing it on the spring ball slogans
That last one is them admitting they have no skill, that's how I would read it as a player.
that was how I read it as well. And on second glance I thought, "so...does this mean they're playing a guy named Will instead of someone more skilled? I guess will earned his number maybe?"
Reading it as Leonard, I would say they are admitting that their slogan guy sucks. Let me help...
Blood, sweat and tears, before beers.
Work before you jerk.
Dumbbell Flys before pies
Yoga before Toga... party.
Juggs before mugs
38-0 before Bro.
As a player, I would also read their 2-10 record as an admission of having no skill.
Guerry for president. That is shite.
400% reminds me of PowerThirst
dying. These are hilarious
Some of them really need to work on that planking form. Ass is too high up.
EDIT: Insert joke about "assuming the position"
#HardThingsTogether
checks out.
#HoosRising #HardThingsTogether...did they take random grinder profiles and use them as motivational hashtags? Pretty homo-erotic stuff...not that there's anything wrong with that.
Bronco Mendenhall is an alien. I'm almost certain of it
I can't figure out how to start the video at 5:00 min mark but that's the relevant part of it begins
I was really bored today
Question for Redditors... why does it seem like the majority of the commenters on r/cfb have more than one favorite team?
I could be wrong and maybe that's not the case at all but it seems like every time I'm on there (pretty much only when someone posts linking Reddit on TKP), most of the people have a couple different school's logos beside their name.
Could be their undergrad/grad schools or the school they grew up rooting for and then the school they actually went to.
School they wanted.
School they applied to.
Schools that accepted them.
So for the average Hoo footballer:
VT.
UR, JMU, UVA
UVA
Maybe ties to home state, either before or after attending college? I have certainly seen a few on there and it confuses people there just as much.
So, what's the backstory on the "400%" logo on the banner? Anyone have an idea?
Win 400% more games in 2017 and become one of the top 5 football teams in the state of Virginia?
They're going to have to change their math, because after they go 0-12 this year, winning 400% more games is still no games.
Good question. I mean 400% of 10 points still wouldn't have been enough...
400 times zero still equals zero....
Rumor has it that if you perform really well in practice you get one of #BroncosBlueBalls
2 things when they talk about Bronco the say BM which leads me to translate as bowel movement, secondly the new slogan is exactly what they do every year jerk off together.
Already have their next hashtag: #HardThingsTogether -> #RubbingSticksMakesFire
On a related note: The LOLUVA Med School is opening their new Burn Ward to care for all of their twitter admins.
#hardthingstogether... hard things like helping Bronco with his 14 year old middleschooler beard attempt?
That, friend, is a beard beyond help
Spoken as a expert
I suspect Bronco is a decent dude, besides being at LOLUVA, but that is a seriously sad beard game.
First day of practice...
I still see them docking their season at the bottom of the standings.
Artist's rendition of LOLUVA fans going from football season to basketball season
....in September
Pretty sure Derek Zoolander is running UVA's marketing department. "Hansel, I mean it! #hardthingstogether!!!"
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This is the best thread I've ever read, I love it. Don't even have to change anything, the humor writes itself lol.
Can we just take one more moment to appreciate that last year's slogan was "Hoos Rising"?
bold move, LOLUVa. Especially since the last time you put #HardThingsTogether, a WR left the team wth a broken orbital socket and sued half your coaching staff.
Hot damn, that is not the direction I saw that one going.
Planking, yoga, and football? Very progressive
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Every time I think of planking
LOLUVA #whenhardmeetssoft
I still think that was one of Bucky's greatest plays that wasn't a catch.
Dude loved diving at everything... catching the pass, dropping the ball, walking to the sidelines, blocking.. EVERYTHING is worth a beautiful dive.
You'd think with that mentality soccer would have been his game.
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True story... Since the beginning of that gif, we've outscored LOLUVa 69-17.
69, you say?
#hardthingstogether?
Can't believe we were down 7 with one minute left in the 3rd.... yikes!
Yeah...we uhhh...weren't all that good.
Still better than the Hoos.
Bronco before practice...
Today's tweet kills me haha the face he's making for that pad is...interesting
Yea, it looks like he and that pad are doing #HardThingsTogether
I mean they have to drop the hashtag right? There's just gonna be so many dick jokes just everywhere every time their team is mentioned.
I mean, at least they are getting mentioned? I guess the real question is if dick jokes are better or worse than dumpster fire jokes. This calls for a philosophical TKP debate.
tastes great!
wait, did u say "dick" jokes?
Sure beats politics or religion.
I think when you are where they are on the P5 totem pole, any publicity unrelated to your incompetent coach or abysmal record is good publicity.
Too bad for them there seems to be many relationships involved. UVA, jokes, dicks, incompetence, Bronco, losing, hardthingstogether.
So, the defender in the second pick is about to grab the facemask and the next two are gonna whiff on the ball carrier. Looking like a strong defense in Hooville!
Well, in all fairness they were pretty flaccid last year.
At least during games.
Who knows what happened at practice.
Christmas time in Hooville?
Christmas time in hooville is much quieter since they are all at home watching the post season.
Even Cav Man wants nothing to do with it. Rumor has it he will Lawson. Can't embed google amp from phone.
Great quote from Bronco near the end.
In light of the new hashtag, LOLUVa will ditch cav man in favor of more fitting mascots:
It's funny because cavman is already fairly flamboyant...