Please find below the tweet that has caused me to laugh to myself constantly while at work today.
Question: if tickets were $0 would we sell out Scott Stadium? pic.twitter.com/ShlUhOmsEM— TSL Commenter (@typed_by_ben) May 11, 2017
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This is a rhetorical question, right?
Marketing will get after ya!
This is hysterical! They are so screwed from a fan-base perspective their searching through every possibility in the book to get people to go to games. Recruits, take note!
FTFY:
My main question is, how exactly do you put a drink in a hot dog??
Clearly you have to throw it...
I was thinking you hollow out the hot dog, then insert a tube and fill it up with said beverage
If you took a brat and hollowed it out you could put a shot of
Jack DanielsZima in it.757, now that is just fucked up!
No need. You can buy beer 'n brats at Food Lion, for goodness sake.
That's what she said...
#doinghardthinstogether
This is a disgrace! Ice AND straws! Let me guess the only drink other than Zima served at Lane North?
Isn't that the same thing as their spring festival? To which they bring in approximately -2 people?
But they don't even play football at their festival. Then again, I'm not sure I could call what ever it was they did last season football either.
Heh, reminded me about their Valpak coupons....
Didn't those include a hotdog and drink? I thought that's what smittyvt32949 was alluding to upthread.
Can we also take a moment to notice how ironic their slogan is...."Uncompromised Excellence"? LOLUVA strikes again
Edit: Guess I'm starting drinking early this weekend
Love that "Camel" deflected the initial question to pompously point out a semantic correction of not being able to sell tickets for $0.... That's champion level 'hoo-ing right there.
I bet they'd sell out the home game against VT.
I'm pretty sure that's the only game they sell out every other year
For $0 for season tickets, they would sell out Scott Stadium. Hokies would get all of the tickets. On games with no Hokie home game, I could see Hokies showing up to heckle with a free ticket.
Of course, when you are playing the Hokies!
They're right, a hokie did save those valpak coupons. I did.
Damn it! I went to their stupid website......what a bunch of D-bags!
Can you imagine a bunch of Hokies filling the free seats and getting non-stop "Let's go"..."Hokies" chants in Lane North? Getting loud when their Offense is on the field?
Why imagine, when you can just experience it first-hand every other year?
Well played sir, well played
They would deserve a medal for subjecting themselves to such torture as to watch a UVa football game for the sake of promoting Tech/embarrassing the hoos.
Maybe "hotdog and a drink" should be LOLUVA's football mantra!
Should well be. What other reason would one have to attend?
Tech is playing.