First practice of the fall semester and CJF had some.... words.... to share with the team during drills after they moved outside.
(Yes, I also love that he's pointing right at the watermark.)
Do your best, TKP.
[Mod Edit: Correct "Herndon" Hooker typo in original post. 👏 to the "Herndon" captions.]
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Fu: AJ, how many times do I have to tell you to get your footwork like Josh here?
HH: uh, coach I'm Herndon.
Fu: That's enough outta you, Ryan
Who in the hell is this Hernden Hooker fellow?
Doing my best to channel FifthFuller here:
Well, just before the civil war, Herndon was a very small settlement in northern Virginia. It was so small that its population could only support a single prostitute, known as "The Herndon Hooker." As you can imagine, such a small village didn't attract the most, how shall we say, desirable of call girls, thus giving rise to the all too common sayings "Couldn't get laid by the Herndon Hooker" and "Lonely enough to visit the Herndon Hooker." In the 1870s, Herndon became a popular landing spot for many northerners moving to the reconstruction south. With the population boom, the market for escorts increased and so did the quality of said escorts. Even so, the sayings remain to this day...
Fuller tested, Fuller approved.
NOT the hooker. I didn't test her. Just heard about her. From a friend. Yeah.
/looks at Mod Edit
/quietly changes captions on all photos of Mr. Hooker
This reminds me of Rookie Of the Year
"GARDENHOSER"
"RUWINGFERDER|
"RUNAMOCKER"
Dammit Kurt, if you want the starting job, you better get your shit together. You look like a blind Hooker trying to find it with both hands out there...Oh sorry, Hendon, didn't see you there.
"Don't make me get the boxing glove on a stick again because I'll do it!"
Is all I can think about
This is one of the dumbest, yet funniest youtube videos I have seen in my day
How are you going to get pussy touchdowns when you left your dork magic on the ground?
What are thooooooooooose?????
Wha?.... ah... hell no... ah, no... no... DAMN!.... *whistle* .... EVERYONE STOP!! Who shit their pants?! WHO WAS IT?! I walked right through it. Right there... RIGHT .... FUCKING .... THERE.... Who was it?!
Bad Hooker! That's a very bad Hooker! We poop on Scott Stadium, not here!
Teller. TELLER! Did you tie his shoes togeth...
Wyatt?
...
Is he even looking at me? He's like Cousin It over there.
Fuente: Dammit! Who keeps calling him HERNDON?! There is no 'r' in his name - the only r i see is in the word GROUND which is where you'll end up if you misspell or mispronounce his name ever again!
on point
"Say it. Don't spray it, Coach."
This man earned his shoes. The rest of you want your own pairs, you better be ready to work for them.
Hate to break it to you, but that's Justin Fuente, not Bronco Mendenhall, in the picture.
I was actually referencing earning their shirts last year. LOLUVA players earn more philosophical rewards.
Mikayla's always worth a leg.
Hooker: "...gesundheit..."
If you don't get fully dipped right there and I mean right now...I had it then I lost it
that face on Hooker.
(sheepishly in a tweetie bird voice) "awwww, coach said a bad bad wowd..."
"Dammit Jenny, Hendon has those Jordans I wanted. Worst birthday ever."
All right! Who farted??!! Damnit my mouth was open!!!
"Hey 34..you are by far our most explosive back and scored 10 TDs last year, but I didn't recruit you, don't like your game and gave a lot of your carries to a walk on and kid playing on one leg last year.... so cmon help out Hooker by carrying out that jet sweep fake, man."
WHOA. SALTY.
Now I know this is an engineering school, so let me put this in terms y'all will understand. This is a tangent line to the TKP logo, and that's exactly how I want you to run past the defense.
Take it from me son, if you drink more than two Rails, you'll end up on the ground. Right here.
Who the hell let their dog shit right there. Now Hendon has stepped in it. I will be smelling that shit all day. AJ, you take first team reps!
MFW I get this reference:
Caddyshack
JF: "Who the HELL left this watermark here?!"
HH: "Coach.... that ain't real. It's just in the picture."
Or
JF: For the last time, it's Team Pie!! Tell 'em Herndoooo!
HH (*thinking*): Awwwwe crap ... I like cake.
FU: Damitt New Receivers, can't you see how well Hendo is throwing the ball? Run the damn routes, i got a competition going here
This is brilliant. Bravo, sir, bravo.
hh: Maybe he won't see me...
CJF: You guys gotta step it up! Be a Hundo like Hendo!
Hooker: not the wordplay again Coach