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Just a head's up, on iPhone every time I clicked on a bullet, it jumps down half a page.
Same here.
Shoulda bought an Android.
/s
Except also not so /s
Windows Phone beats both.
Bless your heart
Don't knock it till you've tried it.
It was kind of a fun game
Works fine on the crappy work IE
Yall forgot a question
Why ask a question when you already know the answer?
Is that a serious question?
didn't see a pie or cake question.. figured we'd give the cake people a chance to accept the fact that pie is better.
Watch it new guy.
lalalalala can't hear you
Using a GIF to engage in mock fight over desserts? You'll fit in well around here.
What do you mean, mock fight? This is the biggest war that TKP has ever seen!
Second biggest war. Don't forget the clear plastic bags thread that spawned the war over if children should be brought to games or not.
I'm still outraged that they want us to put our kids in clear plastic bags now.
/s just in case that wasn't obvious
Trust me, no one wants to see your kids either. /s
Obligatory
They're dangerous weapons, y'all!
Its like the end scene of Cloverfield
comes right out of his ear!!
Typical team pie, drowning their supposedly superior food item in chocolate to make it palatable. Disgraceful.
What exactly do you consider chocolate icing?
Tasteful when used in moderation. That gif above is clearly to cover the taste of the pie completely.
yea, cus this is better...
#teampie
That cake was mouthwatering before it was doused in chocolate.
FTFY
Only dry if you don't know how to bake it
If only there was a delicious dessert that isn't dry regardless of your baking skills
I assume you are hinting at pie but you must be confused because you said "delicious" dessert and only cake occupies that category.
Not with that attitude
Speak for yourself. Sweet potato birthday pie every year.
Birthday cheese
cake(pie) for meChocolate covers a lot of sins. And no, I don't dislike cake, it's just that the perfect pie edges out the perfect cake. Everybody knows that, right?
pshh how dare you call that just chocolate sauce... easily could be a bourbon chocolate pecan pie.
Have you noticed that some people seem to see Bourbon everywhere they look? I wonder what that means.
Where in CFL are you? I lived in Melbourne area for 22 years (worked at Harris Corp.). Now live in Christiansburg, VA.
Cookies are mini-cakes, ergo cake wins.
In the Cake/Pie relationship...Cake is like the older sibling who is jealous of Pie because they know Pie is the favorite. While Pie does't care they are just living their life because they're awesome.
I'm definitely Pie, especially a nice Apple pie. but I'm curious after my recent trip to 7-11 and seeing a brookie (Brownie and Cookie put together) Is there a potential to lump these 2 together (Pie and Cake)..Pieke or Cakie or Cakpie...or Pieca.I imagine a Cake of some sort on the bottom wrapped with Pie Crust, topped with Pie filling (preferably apple)...my mind just exploded and i'm only on my first coffee....
While it is not officially agreed upon, most seem to think this exists and is known as "cheesecake."
yep, except the only contribution from Team Cake is the misnomer. Everything that is good about cheesecake comes from Team Pie, as one would expect.
So Team Cake is basically the deadbeat dad of cheesecake and Team Pie is the hardworking single mom that raises her boy into a fine human being.
via GIPHY
The red velvet cheesecake is a thing of beauty.
Its pretty much where my boners come from when its not football season.
I mean I guess that makes sense. You're on team cake, you can't get boners so you added pie to a cake. I mean there was a famous movie made called American Pie to help people like you.
i need to talk to some dessert experts in branding this product and quickly getting it onto the 7-11 shelves
Know what's missing? Cookies!
Know why? Cookie Monster ate them!
Why? Cause their f'n delicious!!!
Exactly! Let's go #TEAMCOOKIE
#team Brookie....(brown and cookie) so Brownie is included
aka #TeamCake I am only on #TeamCake because of cookies.
Why do you think cookies are cakes? If the larger form of a cookie was the same as a cake there wouldn't be a specialized product called a "cookie cake" (you know, because it would just be a cake).
i'm joining TKP club, love this website.
You'll get your leg when I see your Key!
How did this META #ALLYOUINFOAREBELONGTOUS turn into a META PIEvsCAKE battle?
Both are a result of baking!
George Carlin actually gave his opinion on this a few years back:
The feeling I had after each question...
Damn we lost 2 TKPC members today. Come on guys the survey wasn't that bad.
We lost a lot of good men out there.
Fighting about cake versus pie???
Yup.
Before Bristol was a huge wave. I hope we show those good peeps a good time so they stay.
Should always just assume pie.