Time for TKP to work its internet ballot stuffing magic.

No way Iowa State should beat Virginia Tech in this poll, Tech has crushed its opponents up till now don't let those farm boys beat us.

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Just voted, currently behind 42% to 58%. Let's Goooooo....

Having a conversation with you is like a Martian talking to a Fungo.

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Pshhhh, like Iowa State has beat us out for anything before.

No one ruin this for me.

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I just looked at the overall bracket for the first time, and wow! We really beat up on the SEC. It would be a shame to lose to Iowa State after all that.

after 6,789 votes

Man, we really do obsess ourselves with the inconsequential, don't we

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Does anyone remember when we were named Best Southern College Town by Garden and Gun Magazine last year? Sure, it was a pretty meaningless honor, but it was fun going head to head with (and beating) Morgantown, Chapel Hill, Charlottesville and Oxford. Plus, there were a lot more voters in that competition.

Garden and Gun magazine says, "At the start of March Madness, we launched our own bracket: thirty-two college towns from across the South going head to head for the title of Garden & Gun reader favorite. After more than 625,000 votes and some very tough matchups, readers selected Blacksburg(home of Virginia Tech) as their pick for the best Southern college town. Congratulations to the town of Blacksburg, Virginia."

they forgot to add "And after adding two different layers of security to try to protect against ballot stuffing, but still failing to do so..."

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Yeah, even I probably voted a couple hundred times in that thing, without really knowing what I'm doing or putting a whole lot of effort into it.

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well, "layers of security" is a loose term. They added a message saying you can't vote more than once and you could just keep voting anyway because it was just a paper tiger.

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These people are clearly using a definition of the word "Best" with which I am unfamiliar. Iowa State beats out Arkansas, F$U, Clemson, Wisky, and then Florida in the "Gameday Experience" category?!!

I mean, I get it, the same logic applies to us... sure, we might beat out USCe and UO, but UTe/LSU/Ole Miss?!

Eh Knoxville and Baton Rouge are shit holes.

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Attended VT @ LSU and I was impressed with the tailgate scene around the stadium. Didn't see any of the town otherwise, so I can't vouch for that, but the tailgating was fantastic.

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True. It was a sea of Yellow and Purple, I was truly impressed.

They had a LIVE TIGER HABITAT. I mean, I know we serve Turkey legs at the stadium, but a LIVE TIGER!

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So your saying VT needs a live turkey mascot!! I'll get behind that.

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nah, it would probably smell real bad to be behind a live turkey habitat.

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I dunno. My backyard doesn't smell bad.

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I just solved the stadium woods problem!!! Fence it in and make it the turkey habitat.

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Damn if that isn't the most awesome idea I've heard in a while...has my vote

It won't let me vote, I don't twitter.

Same. Someone cheat for me please.

voter supression

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Keep in mind the creators if the "MissionCFB" are from Iowa...

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Pretty cool challenge they've made for themselves to see all 128 FBS teams in person. If we win this thing over all of their Iowa followers, they better make it out to Blacksburg this season

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Voted. We need to step up.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Just voted, we need to get going we're down 45-55

Voted and still down 45-55

47-53

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48-52

49-51 with 1 day left!

Voted. It's 50/50

I just voted as well and we're still at 50/50. COME ON.

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We have come a long way, when I voted we were down 29-71

Arkansas just fumbled. We take the lead 51-49.

(They are making all kinds of Bell Bowl comments on Twitter)

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Got that 52% to 48% advantage

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

Side Note:

I know VT get's slack for the whole "What's a Hokie" thing... but does it bother anyone else Iowa State's nickname/mascot is named after a meteorological event that their state has never experienced?

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

Kinda like the Tulsa Golden Hurricanes?

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Some radio guy once said they ran through Northwestern like a cyclone. And thus we have ISU nickname, same kind of thing as Bama "tide".

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It worked that way for the Wake Forest Tigers, too.

And any day now there will be a team called "Moe's" as in "Those boys tore through the defense like Moe's through my GI tract..."

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What is the difference between cyclone, hurricane, tornado and twister?
Technically, a cyclone is any kind of circular wind storm. But now, it is only used to describe a strong tropical storm found off of the coast of India. Hurricanes and Typhoons are the same thing, but in different places. On the coast of Florida it is called hurricane. In the Philipines, it is called typhoon. Hurricanes occur in the Atlantic and typhoons, in the Pacific. Basically, hurricanes and typhoons form over water and are huge, while tornados form over land and are much smaller in size. A tornado is a violent windstorm characterised by a twisting, funnel-shaped cloud. In the United States, twister is used as a colloquial term for tornado.

I guess it's better than Iowa State Twisters

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

cyclone is a pretty commonly used term in the meteorology field but no it is not a tornado. Cyclone = essentially a low pressure system and for those of you that have been reading in the past you'll know that low pressure systems typically have less atmospheric stability and more bad weather. Common term you'll hear in weather circles is
"a tropical cyclone" or a "mid latitude cyclone" which have some subtle differences due to their positioning on the Earth (IE thunderstorm height and hot towers in the tropics). Basically when I hear cyclone I think unstable atmosphere which works I guess

Taylor, looking desperately throws it deep..HAS A MAN OPEN DANNY COALE WITH A CATCH ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FIVE!!!!....hes still open

Must be nice for them to get to play football in a low pressure atmosphere..... no to very little expectations....

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

Taylor, looking desperately throws it deep..HAS A MAN OPEN DANNY COALE WITH A CATCH ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FIVE!!!!....hes still open

5 hours left and we are tied. Time to VOTE!

4 hours left....

LET'S GO!!!

Two hours left and its 51-49 in favor of the good guys!

we are winning now..... keep up the good work

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Poll closing

Victorious 51-49

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Good job, Hokie voters!

There isn't a fan base out there that can stand up to our votes on random internet polls!

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I know my dogs aren't really children.

But this reminds me how horrified they are of the turkeys in our neighborhood. Totally fine with everything else: deer, elk, coyotes, feral pit bulls, mountain lions, tweekers, bears...don't care. Try to run up and say hi. But if they see a turkey:

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I don't know why, but of all the tweets on that thread, the one with this gif pleases me:

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