Stopping for a quick bite and thought I'd type this out real fast.
Coach Fuente and Coach Foster today informed me that they prefer CAKE over the far superior PIE. At this point I question every play call and scheme they put forward. It's a sad day in Hokie Nation.
Coach Fuente informed me he prefers ice cream cake just once a year and Foster Red velvet cake.
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I always knew they were smart men.
Yes indeed. Yes indeed.
Must...not...down vote...bad...opinions....
Nothing to see? Did you read they like cake better than actual good desert like pie?
Just trying to do damage control.
Desert-like pie? Nobody wants a dry dessert.
#TeamIceCream
To all my Team Cake brethren...
Obligatory supporting fact
And then there was much celebration and cake from #teamcake
Yes I do: birthday, christmas, thanksgiving.
Heh, at Christmas and Thanksgiving we have ice-box cake. No pies.
A "cake" of Graham crackers, whipped cream and pudding. Son that's a pie.
We have different ice box cake definitions :)
This gif is an obvious lie.
It is well documented that John Mayer is team pie.
I mean... if I allowed myself into a situation devoid of pie and could only have cake.... red velvet and ice cream cake would be at the top of the list.
To be fair, football players have to eat a very solid diet in order to be in peak physical shape. We can't expect them or coaches to necessarily have good taste in desserts.
So misled. Over all these years...... they prefer cake. Really? Please poll richrod and kiffin. We now know what uva fb fans felt like under London.
Foster knows his shit. The only thing that would've made it better is if he said Red Velvet Cheesecake.
That's a pie being ruined by a layer of cake on top and bottom.
THIS
I actually posted about this beautiful delicacy the other day.
You need to TKP harder...
They obviously misunderstood the question. Its the only rational explanation.
Damnit. The cake people had nothing to stand on before since cake sucks. Now they will never let us forget about this. Disappointed in the coaches, especially Bud. Maybe he just said that for charity...
CJF laughed when I asked him and thought about it, Bud starred at me and said if I had to pick.
LOL! I wish there was someone there recording that moment!
So if you put Coach Fuente's and Foster's choices together, you get:
This marriage of two magical edibles can only mean a CFP National Championship is going to happen!
That. Looks. Amazing.
Im a pie guy but that looks pretty delicious.
Team Cake FTW!!!
Hell yeah!!!
So considering Fuente said Ice Cream cake, can this be counted as a win for Team Ice Cream as well? Asking for a friend...
Appreciate it
Agree. Score for team ice cream.
Yeah, ice cream cake is not cake at all. Team Ice Cream and Team Pie rule over Team Cake any day. Coach Foster must have misunderstood the question.
Well, I'm leaving the HokieClub after hearing this.
It says Ice Cream on my page so I guess it's a half win
Fuente said he only does it once a year, so we can chalk it up to temporary insanity and hope he sees the light in the near future.
There are some things that shouldn't even be done once a year:
Eating cake,
Losing to UVA.
Calling a hot dog a sandwich.
Many other similar things.
Calling a hotdog a sandwich belongs on that list.
The obvious omission has been corrected!
Well, now we know the answer to that scapegoat thread from earlier this month.
What were you thinking asking this question so close to the season opener? That's like asking your fiance how many sexual partners they've had right before the wedding.
Fortunately, they both agreed. But this could have gotten very ugly... Imagine if Fuente had said Pie and Foster cake! They might have had to part ways. Come to think of it, maybe Bud only said to red velvet cake after hearing Fu's response in order to maintain team chemistry (or to keep his job).
Sorry man, gotta question your team loyalty on this one. Maybe you're a Hoo or M'neer trying to ruin our season!
Oof.
You done fucked up now.
Even though two wrongs don't make a right, I think they'll still be alright with both saying cake.
Overheard at the ACC Coaches' Dinner:
"Just a decaf for me." - BM
I now love Bud and Justin even MORE. SWEET SWEET VICTORY!!!!!
Like Fuente and Foster are going to tell you the truth right before the start of the season. It's all subterfuge. They tell you that they are Team Cake, fully expecting this info to make it to the WVa coaching staff. WVa thinks they have found a weakness so they use a bunch of different pictures of cakes on those big play-calling cards that they hold up on the sidelines to try to get into Fuente's and Foster's heads. As soon as our guys see that, they know that they already have the game won because the WVa coaching staff has shown how desperate they have become, putting all of their chips into such a small-minded plan. Fuente and Foster go on to obliterate WVa and cap the night off with a celebratory pie, all the while laughing at how this entire time Holgerson was playing checkers and VT was playing three-dimensional chess.
I guess I'd rather have a good coach than someone who can pick a dessert.
This guy also struggled with dessert, but was great for the football program.
Struggled? The man is team milkshake. Team Milkshake does not struggle.
Unless you have digestive issues with dairy... then you struggle on team milkshake.
I'll refer you back to the gif.
In that particular moment, he's struggling.
Me showing up to this thread after fighting the vicious pie lovers for too long.
To sum up my thoughts on the whole cake v pie debate that I've watched from the sidelines all these years.....
because some of us have principles
I've given it a lot of thought as well, and I have decided on beef jerky.
I've unsuccessfully tried in the past to establish #teamsaltysnack. Y'all keep your diabetes, gimme that heart disease.
I feel betrayed...where's the peanut butter!?!?!?
All those vick-hating-dog-lovers might have an answer for you
EDIT: Edited for clarity
message received, no jokes about people who really love dogs and peanut butter
And then you have people who have no idea how Michael Vick ties in with peanut butter at all, so your "joke" doesn't really appear as such... not that I'm one of the downvotes, but I'm sure that isn't helping.
Or maybe people have forgotten the movie 'Road Trip'...at least that's what I took the comment to be towards.
RIP
Both him and the Cardinals' sponsor
It's a shame I know this clip better from the beer commercials.
Although those were some great commercials.
Not a true test without team burrito being represented. Given the choice they would've both gone burrito I am certain
Burrito vs. cake vs. pie?
Not even a fair fight, burrito all day erryday
ugh, let's keep it SFW shall we?
No joke, had me looking over that gif closely to see what I had missed that was NSFW, lol
Different category.
Otherwise, I'm team Filet Mignon.
Team ribeye all day. Bring it mister fancy pants.
I'm perfectly fine with that.
In fact, I'd happily be on team ribeye if there were no filet mignon.
Filet mignon burrito***
Is it a Moe's burrito, a Chipotle burrito or a Qdoba burrrito?
*ducks*
Ah shit, here we go
I can confirm the ENTIRE staff is Carol Lee's fans. I brought in 2 dozen and Vance Vice, Fuente, Foster and numerous support staff made a point to tell me how much they love them.
#TeamDoughnut represent
I suppose today it's #TeamEclipseDonut.
and donuts, just like cookies, are members of #TeamCake
sweet, delicious, fried cake
Obviously, this is just a clever bit of disinformation intended to confuse the 'eers.
He doesn't need help, he's already confused. He thought they had the Black Diamond Trophy.
Holy fuck you guys started a thread over this?
It has its own category in the membership profile and you are surprised it got a thread? This might be the only divisive topic allowed on TKP, of course it gets a thread! Someone phone Buzz Williams! He is totally a PIE GUY!
Can confirm, Buzz is a pie guy.
TKP Harder... Besides its the off season.
I don't know why this surprises you
We had one earlier about the ACC as automobiles if you would like suggestions on further threads to explore.
The ACC as cast members of fast and the furious?
The ACC as bands?
The ACC elements on the periodic table?
The ACC as musical keys/time signatures?
I'm already thinking of ideas for next offseason
Ahem
Oh I know and that's a great one. I'm just always a fan of the Something as something lists. It's fun to see the reasoning behind them.
Justin Fuente and Bud Foster believe that they can have their cake and eat it too
As long as the wife doesn't turn on the Bravo network while I'm home, and within reach of a hammer, i don't care what's for dessert.
Last time I checked the saying was "AS AMERICAN AS APPLE PIE"!!!
Let them eat cake.
I'm pretty sure they beheaded her for that suggestion.
Just sayin'. No one's ever been beheaded for suggesting pie.
They win us a National Championship, they'll be eating pie. I'll personally buy it for the whole dang team.
Why would you give them something they don't want?
Foster probably was like "Ok I would choose Cake, if and only if I am not already full off the raw carcasses of anybody foolish enough to get in my way."
Man you pie eaters are using every kind of coping mechanism you can think of.
Calvin seems to explain your mentality best.
Where does Cobbler fit into this discussion? And yes a scoop of vanilla ice cream will be served on top.
Cobbler is team pie, though I'm not sure if pie is cobbler in a crust or if cobbler is just pie without a crust. For the record, we also claim crisps.
Do you just want to claim most dessert foods in a desperate attempt to be associated with something better than pie? I mean you can still claim cannolis, creme brulee, and jello if you'd like.
Wouldn't creme brule be team ice cream. Both are cream based desserts eaten out of a dish with a spoon
Doesn't matter to team pie. In this time, they've claimed twinkies and hohos.
Fine we'll do whatever it takes to appease team pie. What's the worst they can do, invade Poland?
twinkies and hohos are team cake, to their everlasting shame. Everyone knows that.
Considering one of the steps of making cobbler or crisp is "make pie filling" (for higher quality) or "open can of pie filling" (for lower quality), I don't think I'm too off base here. It's like Mexican food: just because a taco, burrito, enchilada, or whatever is in a slightly different form, it doesn't change that it's all made from the same ingredients and is therefore still Mexican food.
Your attempts to defend cake have gone from mildly annoying to just plain pathetic. I don't mind if you prefer cake (you are entitled to eat whatever crappy dessert you like), just stop trying to defend it.
I'm sorry I stick to one dessert. I wasn't even defending cake to be honest. We have the high ground.
If cake is so great, why is pie, and not cake, a euphemism for what most men and some women really want?
Have you ever heard of a cake chart? Of course not. People use pie charts because everyone understands wanting a piece of the pie and knowing how big their slice is.
Most famous phrase involving pie, "as American as apple pie."
Most famous phrase involving cake, "let them eat cake." A phrase uttered by some spoiled French bitch indifferent to the suffering of the common people who was talking about poor people who had no bread to eat. That's right, she was suggesting cake as a consolation prize for bread.
In summary, Team cake is full of hot air, just like cake itself.
So what you're trying to say is that LOLUVa is Team Cake?
