No, but they were playing vanilla on purpose. We're gonna get their best shot. We're gonna get BETTER than their best shot. It's gonna take EVERYTHING we've got, and MORE to pull out this W. The will to prepare MUST be GREATER than the will to win.
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Even if that were the case, they didn't play vanilla against Louisville or Auburn. There will be plenty of film to go around between both teams I imagine.
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Remember the handshake after the CCG last year? Dabo was very gracious and congratulatory to Fu? I found out that convo was over-dubbed. A lip reading friend told me that he actually said "Screw you Fuboy you were lucky to even be on the same field as us."
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Story time: tailgate for the 38-0 bro game. I'm pissing in the woods next to the lot and a Hoo walks up next to me and commences to relieve himself as well. He puts his hand on my shoulder mid evacuation and says, 'can't do this in Blacksburg huh?' I gave him a serious mean mug and say 'what? Piss in the woods?' It was super awkward.
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Dabo insisted on getting that big slide in their football building/amusement park because "recruits and players will love it!" Secretly though, he has a phobia of going down stairs. WHAT AN IDIOT, RIGHT?!
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When Tommy Bowden offered Dabo a coaching position in 2002, he only accepted because he thought it was with the LSU Tigers. Upon learning the position was not in Baton Rouge, he was still relieved that he would be coaching the Auburn Tigers. When Bowden informed him that he wasn't at Auburn, Dabo made peace with coaching the Missouri Tigers. Bowden finally gave up and sent him a greyhound ticket eastbound. When Bowden met him at the bus stop off I-85, Dabo immediately commented that Savannah State was further from the coast than he imagined.
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Clemsoning was a thing. It happened. Many times. The word exists for a reason. You play some cupcakes early on and get pummeled when your schedule stiffens up.
But Clemsoning doesn't exist anymore, truth. They been good for years. The won the NC.
No, there is no more Clemsoning.
But you know what there is?
TexasA&Ming. Wisconsing.
They're the new false rankings.
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Clemsoning just transitioned to A&M for now. Time will tell if this was a temporary transition for if it will move throughout college football like being The Blitz.
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Mark Umansky tweets about himself in the third person.
-Dabo Swinney hates on the wrong person, then wonders why his inside joke doesn't get more legs.
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FUCK DABO!!
And FUCK CLEMSON!!!
Edit: some occassions are worth being extra passionate about. This is one of those moments...
Fuck Matt Ryan
you forgot to capitalize it...but yes, so much this
Dabo Swinney actually likes it when people think his last name is Sweeney
I hate Dabo.
~end
He's up 7-0 at halftime against BC
Clemson losing that game would be the worst thing for us
Was Clemson looking ahead to us?
No, but they were playing vanilla on purpose. We're gonna get their best shot. We're gonna get BETTER than their best shot. It's gonna take EVERYTHING we've got, and MORE to pull out this W. The will to prepare MUST be GREATER than the will to win.
Even if that were the case, they didn't play vanilla against Louisville or Auburn. There will be plenty of film to go around between both teams I imagine.
Dabo's parents are so stupid they think they named him after a shaving cream jingle.
Or hair product: "A little Dabo do ya."
Dabo's parents are so stupid they named him Dabo
I think they let a baby name him Dabo.
Down South instead of the movie Friday they have Monday and instead of Debo in the ghetto it's Dabo in the trailer park.
What bike?
Dabo's a grown man who answers to . . . Dabo.
Fuck Clempsun
Clemson sucks so much that they chose Dabo as their HC back in 2008 over Bud Foster.
Otherwise this would be a hatin on Bud Foster Thread, and if that thread ever happened the universe would collapse on itself
Dabo claps every time the team plane lands.
Dabo claps after movies
Dabo has the clap.
Dabo gave Usher herpes.
Dabo is going to cry when asked about "Clemsoning" following their loss to us next week
He might be doing it if they don't get their ish together against BC.
That would imply they have a lead worth blowing at some point
Dabo thinks Eagles are cute and harmless.
Dabo thinks Clemson has the best entrance.
Dabo thinks Clemson's entrance is actually interesting.
Dabo thinks mayonnaise is spicy
Remember the handshake after the CCG last year? Dabo was very gracious and congratulatory to Fu? I found out that convo was over-dubbed. A lip reading friend told me that he actually said "Screw you Fuboy you were lucky to even be on the same field as us."
David name is dabo.
Dabo holds my beer
Dabo still hires clowns at kids birthdays.
Dabo's parents wanted to give him a cool last-name-for-a-first-name like "Deablo" but they couldn't spell it.
Dabo holds a red balloon and hides in your sewer
Dabo is not pronounced "Kevin".
It actually begins with Swedish ululations and ends in a pitch that can only be heard by dogs.
Keavienne
Dabo is so dumb, he doesn't even know he won the national championship last year
Dabo says "Yabo-Dabo-Doo" when his wife calls him to the bedroom.
A pre-shooter, eh?
Dabo brings root beer to a BYOB party
Dabo also tells the guys at the fish market to bring your own guts.
Dabo pees sitting down.
Dabo poops standing up
Dabo boos at elementary school talent shows.
Dabo drives in the passing lane.
And then flips you off when you pass him in the right lane.
Dabo doesn't know.
Dabo prefers Nickelback over Metallica
Dabo wants Cersei to be the final winner of GoT
Dabo goes to the urinal beside you even when another one is open and then watches you out of the corner of his eye.
And then starts talking to you.
With his arm on your shoulder...
Story time: tailgate for the 38-0 bro game. I'm pissing in the woods next to the lot and a Hoo walks up next to me and commences to relieve himself as well. He puts his hand on my shoulder mid evacuation and says, 'can't do this in Blacksburg huh?' I gave him a serious mean mug and say 'what? Piss in the woods?' It was super awkward.
Why didn't you punch him in the neck?!
He was/is a Hoo. And drinking Zima. No need to pile on...
And says "Oh jeez, that burns"
Dabo pees in a stall...
Dabo pees in a stall when he's the only one in the bathroom.
Dabo takes more than one piece of candy out of the unattended Halloween bucket...
#MAKECLEMSONINGGREATAGAIN
We. Will. Win!
Dabo goes to Taco Bell for breakfast and orders three Naked Egg Tacos and a large Diet Mtn Dew.
[I know where you're going with this] And then precedes to use the woman's bathroom and clog up ALL the stalls by crapping like a bastard.
I order Diet Mtn Dew with taco Bell breakfast...... Nothing wrong with the caffeine boost
For real, those naked egg tacos are just omlets.
Dabo wears jorts, while singing I'm a little teapot, while running down a hill, after driving around the stadium on a bus, just because.
Dabo has let himself go after his national title: kind of NSFW
[ mod edit: judgment call on the pic, but borderline enough to say don't embed it ]
and socks with sandals.
Dabo plays with dolls and "My Little Pony" stuff
Yeah he does
Dabo insists that they're "action figures."
Dabo insisted on getting that big slide in their football building/amusement park because "recruits and players will love it!" Secretly though, he has a phobia of going down stairs. WHAT AN IDIOT, RIGHT?!
Dabo looks like Dopey dwarf.
Dabo Swinney only caught 7 yard passes in garbage time when he played for Alabama.
Dabo didn't even buy your mother dinner first.
Dabo lies about being allergic to latex.
Dabo doesn't believe in paying child support.
Dabo is either intentionally very subtle or terrible at segues.
Dabo most definitely did not have to look that word up...
Dabo has a tramp stamp.
Dabo can't smell asparagus in his pee.
Dabo needs to take a bus to get from one end of the stadium to the other.
This should be a GameDay sign!
Dabo warms up leftover fish in the office microwave
Dabo Swinney deserves a dab o' swine flu.
Dabo doesn't want Gameday to come to Blacksburg.
Dabo's stupid name gets changed to FSBO by auto-correct
Dabo likes balloons better than fireworks and cannons before football games.
Dabo doesn't realize balloons are bad for the environment.
Dabo is so cheesy he orders Mac-N_Dab as a side dish.
Dabo lets a conversation with someone about something unrelated overtake the entire meeting.
Dabo then asks you to pull together the minutes of the meeting.
Dabo had 7 catches for 81 yards in 3 years at Alabama
Dabo screams at his kids when they make an error in tee ball.
Dabo gives trick or treaters toothpaste when they come to his house.
Dabo thinks he's a better dance than Frank
Dabo likes Chipotle's queso
This gif was on last year's thread but just remember that Dabo treats his kickers worse than Nard Dog treats refs.
Dabo puts his phone on speaker while checking out at the store, and continues the conversation.
Dabo talks to the person next to him on the plane... the entire flight...
Dabo takes both armrest when he has an aisle seat.
Dabo lets his kids kick the seat in front of them.
Dabo kicks the seat in front of him.
... and blames it on his kids.
Dabo pays by check in the grocery store line at Kroger, at 6:00 pm, on a Friday
#Sauces say Dabo proposed using a cubic zirconia ring.
Dabo can't TKP hard enough to beat Virginia Tech.
Dabo is a good guy who is passionate about football and gracious in victory...
OK, I suck at this.
Dabo doesn't realize his last name is Swin-ney, not Swee-ney.
When Tommy Bowden offered Dabo a coaching position in 2002, he only accepted because he thought it was with the LSU Tigers. Upon learning the position was not in Baton Rouge, he was still relieved that he would be coaching the Auburn Tigers. When Bowden informed him that he wasn't at Auburn, Dabo made peace with coaching the Missouri Tigers. Bowden finally gave up and sent him a greyhound ticket eastbound. When Bowden met him at the bus stop off I-85, Dabo immediately commented that Savannah State was further from the coast than he imagined.
Dabo voted for 0-2 Florida State in his week 5 Coaches' Poll
Dabo actually filled out his coaches poll ballot.
Dabo crop-dusts you as you're walking up the stairs behind him
Dabo comes into your office and closes the door. He says, "I went to Europe and got you this Dutch Office."
You say, "What's a Dutch Off.......awww, Dabo!!!"
He just grins.
Dabo Sweeny thinks Clemsoning isn't a thing.
I'd like to proffer an assertion:
Clemsoning was a thing. It happened. Many times. The word exists for a reason. You play some cupcakes early on and get pummeled when your schedule stiffens up.
But Clemsoning doesn't exist anymore, truth. They been good for years. The won the NC.
No, there is no more Clemsoning.
But you know what there is?
TexasA&Ming. Wisconsing.
They're the new false rankings.
Clemsoning just transitioned to A&M for now. Time will tell if this was a temporary transition for if it will move throughout college football like being The Blitz.
Dabo keeps a VT Helmet right outside of his office. Wait, is that considered Hatin on Dabo?
EDIT: I can't get this stupid picture to show, but there really is one.
Dabo asks grocery store employees for a price check
Dabo asks for a price check at the Dollar Tree
Dabo likes the new Virginia Tech logo
I came here just to write that.
So, leg.
Dabo thinks the servers for TKP have been running like a champ this week.
Dabo sets up bots to flood random TKP threads with comments about nothing
Link 1 Link 2
Dabo is good friends with Edwin Johnson and Michel Miller
It's Monday morning at the office. Dabo signed up to bring coffee for the week. He doesn't.
Must have been a prank. Dabo NEVER signs up to bring the coffee.
Mark Umansky tweets about himself in the third person.
-Dabo Swinney hates on the wrong person, then wonders why his inside joke doesn't get more legs.
Dabo Swinney is Team Fruitcake.
Dabo thinks the new VT logo is just swell.
Dabo follows Naduzzi on insta.