If we ever lost to JMU what would be worth being depressed over. This is just a loss to a better team, with room to improve (i.e., we didn't play our best).
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Tell me about it. I write a hilarious mad lib about ACC scheduling and get like 29 legs but post a time of possession graphic I stole from ESPN and get like 80.
Best stay away from OC, instead just repost.
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Steve Addazio looked at the Solar Eclipse without glasses on because "all the dogs and all the horses and all the animals" didn't wear glasses for it either
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While on campus in Blacksburg once, Steve Addazio asked a passerby where he could enjoy a good local bar. The Ag student he queried pointed him to the Tech farms. Baah, baah!
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I can't wait to play them because Loeffler is still probably using the same snap counts as he did when he was here and during the game against us last year.
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Steve Addazzio goes to Chipotle, Qdoba, and Moe's all in the same day. Refuses the guacamole at Chipotle, disgusted by the portion sizes at Qdoba, and complains the queso at Moe's is to runny.
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Steve Addazio smokes a cigarette leaning against your car in the grocery store parking lot with his muffin top hanging out his too small, too tight, too short shorts while his infant kid sits in the car. And then is pissed at you because you want to get in your car.
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Steve Addazio completely blows up one of the few, precious porta johns in the Lions Club tailgating lot, leading to a miserable experience for all and me praying I can hold my bladder until gametime.
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Steve Addazio asks if he can have one of your bagel bites and then proceeds to thumb through them, pick the best one, and eat it in one bite before grabbing one more for the road
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Steve Addazio drives his lifted coal-rollin' diesel F350 on the beach without deflating his tires then whines for someone to dig him out and tow him but he "forgot" his tow rope.
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Steve Addazio snuck into Lane late Saturday night and collected the leftover stunt cards. He then went to the Kroger in Blacksburg to redeem all the free Coke Zero coupons.
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This is after he pulls halfway into a parking spot in the parking garage, only to put it in reverse, roll down the window, and lean out of the car so he can slowly back in to another spot; leaving a traffic jam of cars behind him waiting to get around him
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Let the record show that Steve Addazio uses neither stats nor factual data when making broad-based and insignificant attempts at generalizing, characterizing and categorizing individuals he's never known or encountered in person.
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Steve Addazio looks like a super villain laughing maniacally with his evil henchmen.
Points for the "Hey Dude" reference. Addazio doesn't know how to shine his own head.
repeat from last year but still makes me laugh so here goes.
Steve's preferred method of entering a room is to shout "It'sa me, Steve Addazio!!"
Is it bad that I don't see anything wrong with that...?
Steve Addazio pays by check at McDonald's.
Steve Addazio waits in line at Starbucks so he can be the first to get the Pumpkin Spice Latte and muffin.
Anyone with a craft beer obsession knows that sometimes you gotta wait in line before the place opens up to get first dibs on the limited goodies
Or Star Wars
Steve Adazio drinks Heady Topper and Focal Banger from a glass.
And drinks Hill Farmstead from the bottle.
Steve Addazio always thinks the first batch was better
Steve Addazio still pours his beer in a pint glass, for maximum aroma.
Steve Addazio rates every beer a 3.5 on Untappd
I'm too depressed for this
you're too young for our actual bad losses aren't you
I was meaning Tom Petty btw
If we ever lost to JMU what would be worth being depressed over. This is just a loss to a better team, with room to improve (i.e., we didn't play our best).
Good thing that's never happened.
Steve Addazio hires Scott Loeffler because he wants his offense to be "multiple".
Twice!
This is by far the most legs I've ever got for a comment on TKP, and for joking on our past OC.
I feel dirty.
Tell me about it. I write a hilarious mad lib about ACC scheduling and get like 29 legs but post a time of possession graphic I stole from ESPN and get like 80.
Best stay away from OC, instead just repost.
Steve Addazio looked at the Solar Eclipse without glasses on because "all the dogs and all the horses and all the animals" didn't wear glasses for it either
Steve Addazio's best record as a head coach was in his first season. It's been downhill ever since.
FTFY
Steve Addazio's stache is fake. He got it as a novelty item from Jack's Joke shop in South Attleboro, MA. Exit 14 off 295.
Leg for specificity
This has been mentioned on TKP before but Steve Addazio thinks he has a better mustache than vintage Bud Foster.
Remember if it ain't funny it ain't worth jack
Fuck Matt Ryan and Jeff Jagodzinski.
Steve Addazio thinks Jeff Jagodzinski is a dude
Steve Addazio insists on calling any ring shaped food 'Addazio-s'.
Steve Addazio proclaims that Dunkin Donuts taste better than Krispy Kreme.
And he's right...
... if he's talking about coffee.
Def the better coffee. No question
Yo, peep dis. Here's the layout:
Must. Not. Downvote....
But Commodus can do it...
Choose a side
#TeamDunkinDonuts vs #TeamKrispyKreme
FIGHT!
Real donut lovers know where it's at.
I'll just leave this here....
Carol Lee Donuts from Modus LOCAL on Vimeo.
Let's keep going with this sub-thread
I've had both Carol Lee and Duck. While CL is excellent in it's own right, Duck outdoes them by far. Not even close.
Duck by far in this case!
The NRV has a new contender now too. Olykoek Shoppe in Wytheville and Dublin is awesome.
gesundheit
This whole subthread is a disaster. Orange Blossom bakery in Buxton NC FTW
I actually don't hate Addazio. I hope BC wins at least one game in-conference this year
I hope BC goes to the Big Ten where they belong
There is no sunshine in Chestnut Hill
Coincidentally, Steve Addazio hopes BC wins at least one game in-conference this year as well!
While on campus in Blacksburg once, Steve Addazio asked a passerby where he could enjoy a good local bar. The Ag student he queried pointed him to the Tech farms. Baah, baah!
Addazio doesn't know how to spell his name-o!
Steve Addazio is not a dude.
Steve Addazio spends his offseason in the TV studio, working on recruiting Pat Narduzzi to kick off his next season
Steve Addazio thinks VT's wide receivers always push off
Nah that's a different Big East coach.
Damn, that guy on his hands and knees weeping in despair looks up just in time to dodge the headset.
Steve Addazio thinks the VT-BC cross division rivalry is a great one and wishes BC would establish a rivalry with East Carolina
Steve Addazio hired Scot LOLeffler.
I can't wait to play them because Loeffler is still probably using the same snap counts as he did when he was here and during the game against us last year.
Twice!
Damn you for thinking of this first, take your leg...
I like Steve Addazio.
Fuck Matt Ryan.
Steve Addazio is attempting to game plan for a Virginia Tech team that is out for blood after a loss.
Steve Addazio hired Scott Loef.... Goddammit, VTJ12
Steve Addazio hired Scot LOLeffler...twice!
...no, seriously, he did.
Twice!
I don't have anything against Addazio so here is a fun link to read about Paul Johnson and Pat Narduzzi having some beef with eachother...
http://www.ajc.com/sports/college/paul-johnson-zings-pittsburgh-pat-nard...
Steve Addazio thinks Natalie Portman in The Clone Wars is more qualified than Carrie Fisher in Return of the Jedi.
Or
C'mon, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
TKP has ruined me. Are you talking about their acting performance or their attractiveness?
Yes.
Steve Addazio thinks Carrie Fisher's best work was in Rogue One
Too soon
You sound like my wife
Alum07 = Rick Pitino confirmed
Steve thinks he's hotter than either of them:
Steve Addazzio goes to Chipotle, Qdoba, and Moe's all in the same day. Refuses the guacamole at Chipotle, disgusted by the portion sizes at Qdoba, and complains the queso at Moe's is to runny.
I always try to post my favorite gif of said coach in these threads. Steve has a great one, what a dude.
You guys are making me like him.
This is good, but nothing will ever compare to the gif of Fuente screaming "What the fuck is this shit?!?" to the refs from last year's Belk Bowl.
Steve Adazzio thinks he can distract anyone from the fact that Arkansas blew a 24 point halftime lead in the Belk Bowl.
Steve Addazio smokes a cigarette leaning against your car in the grocery store parking lot with his muffin top hanging out his too small, too tight, too short shorts while his infant kid sits in the car. And then is pissed at you because you want to get in your car.
Steve Addazio completely blows up one of the few, precious porta johns in the Lions Club tailgating lot, leading to a miserable experience for all and me praying I can hold my bladder until gametime.
Steve Addazio comes in to his kindergartner's career day wearing a t-shirt that says "Who wants a mustache ride?"
Steve Addazio thinks Paul Johnson has some intriguing ideas and has subscribed to his newsletter.
who? Are we playing Temple
Steve Addazio thinks Chestnut Hill is better than petting a rock and running down a hill!
Oh Steve! Both suck.
4VPISU thinks this as well.
Steve Addazio asks if he can have one of your bagel bites and then proceeds to thumb through them, pick the best one, and eat it in one bite before grabbing one more for the road
He also puts them on his fingers like big rings.
Steve Addazio drives his lifted coal-rollin' diesel F350 on the beach without deflating his tires then whines for someone to dig him out and tow him but he "forgot" his tow rope.
Steve Addazio told me all about his fight club.
To be fair, it's more a debate club.
Steve Addazio snuck into Lane late Saturday night and collected the leftover stunt cards. He then went to the Kroger in Blacksburg to redeem all the free Coke Zero coupons.
Steve Addazio thinks Louisville has the most honest and stand up kind of guy coaching staffs in the country.
Steve Addazio thinks the Rail is an overrated drink
Btw, i think had at least 8 over the course of last weekend and i still feel like I got beaten with a shovel.
8 in a weekend? How are you still alive???
No idea. They were spaced out quite a bit (went to tots twice on Friday and Saturday) so I'm assuming that helped
You sure this clip from Sunday morning at 7-Eleven downtown wasn't you?
Steve Addazio goes to Chipolte for the queso.
Steve Addazio calls it Chipolte.
Steve Addazio makes fun of other people's spelling errors.
Touche and leg
Steve Addazio tries to play Enter Sandman in his free time as his alter ego Sargent Slaughter
https://goo.gl/images/cHzr7c
Gotcha covered, fam.
Thanks!
Steve Addazio DOESN'T put bugles on his fingertips and pretend they're claws.....
Steve Addazio fishes with his spinning reel upside down.
I think this one may have hit me the hardest.... Could be the tournament fisherman in me coming out...
Steve Addazio uses the elevator to go up one floor in office buildings, especially during the busiest times of the workday.
This is after he pulls halfway into a parking spot in the parking garage, only to put it in reverse, roll down the window, and lean out of the car so he can slowly back in to another spot; leaving a traffic jam of cars behind him waiting to get around him
Even then, he parks so close to one side that it's difficult for the person parking next to him to get out of their car.
Steve Addazio leaves his dog in the car with the windows rolled up on a hot day because he "just needed to run in real quick and grab a few things."
Steve Addazio thinks that BC has one of the most electric game day atmospheres of any school in the country.
Steve Addazio orders his steak extra well done at Outback, because it should be as tough as he is!
Steve Addazio grills everyone's steak well done but keeps the chicken on the medium rare side.
Steve Addazio still tells people to "Talk to the hand".
Steve Addazio washes his hands BEFORE using the bathroom
I see no issues unless it is before instead of after and not in addition to
Good point.... that unfortunately backfired.
Steve Addazio thinks the warden in Shawshank Redemption was treated unfairly
Steve Addazio rips donuts and leave the half in box
TIL that I'm married to Steve Addazio
Steve Addazio orders extra catsup packets at the drive thru and throws them out the window into parking lots.
Steve Addazio says "catsup" instead of ketchup
Steve Addazio anally corrects other person's grammatical errors.
Steve Addazio has a reputation for being the most negative person in the live game threads...
FTFY
Let the record show that Steve Addazio uses neither stats nor factual data when making broad-based and insignificant attempts at generalizing, characterizing and categorizing individuals he's never known or encountered in person.
Steve Addazio is an "offensively minded" coach who has finally gotten his offense installed after getting "his guys" into his system.
Offensive rankings under coach dude:
2017 - 117th (through 5 games)
2016 - 127th
2015 - 126th
2014 - 83rd
2013 - 93rd
Steve Addazio is an unabashed member of #teamcake.
Hey now you're supposed to be "hatin on" Steve Addazio, not describing our beloved Virginia Tech coaching staff.
#teamcake
#IstandwithFu
#IstandwithBud
#VTfootballisteamcake