F**K, Matt Ryan.

By: Leonard on October 1, 2017, 7:51 PM | 37 comments

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KopHokie's picture KopHokie | 8 years 9 months #

HokieMacGruber26's picture HokieMacGruber26 | 8 years 9 months #

T-Mobile continuing Tech P*WNAGE of Fuck Matty Ice

Musky's picture Musky | 8 years 9 months #

Tyrod did it Mikey....

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Illinois Hokie's picture Illinois Hokie | 8 years 9 months #

Tyrod is so good he can beat his opponent and his own front office at the same time.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

selhini's picture selhini | 8 years 9 months # ^

Leg! This ^^^. I didn't pay attention during my Fantasy Draft and saw Tyrod was available. Some thought I picked with my heart and that might be a little true but given what was left I knew he was completely undervalued based on his managements behavior. How much heart is that? "My management is throwing the season but I won't?" They won't be happy with him for foiling their plans but I think everyone watching will know exactly what they would get in picking up Tyrod in any capacity: player, coach, manager etc. They get a man with integrity that can deliver against all odds.

AZHokie22's picture AZHokie22 | 8 years 9 months #

I love watching Tyrod and his guys just pissing on Buffalo's plan to strip that roster after paying him less.

4VPISU's picture 4VPISU | 8 years 9 months #

Matt Ryan parks in the "Reserved for Expecting Mothers" spaces at Wal-Mart.

Oh... I thought this was the Hatin' On thread for the week.

Yea, Fuck Matt Ryan.

HokieJeep's picture HokieJeep | 8 years 9 months # ^

He obviously thinks "expecting mother" is what you're doing before you go crying to her when she gets there.

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SoupHokie09's picture SoupHokie09
SOUP OR SALAD?
| 8 years 9 months #

Muck Fatt Ryan

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

gobble gobble chumps's picture gobble gobble chumps
PLS
| 8 years 9 months # ^

Spoonerisms always get a leg

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

VPIhokieME's picture VPIhokieME
'_'
| 8 years 9 months # ^

Extra credit if you can tell me why they're called Spoonerisms without looking it up

Onward and upward

SoupHokie09's picture SoupHokie09
SOUP OR SALAD?
| 8 years 9 months # ^

Please enlighten me, as even after looking it up, I don't get why it's called a "Spoonerism"

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

hokie07ME's picture hokie07ME | 8 years 9 months # ^

william spooner?

Had to look it up (the book, not the name), but I remember having this book when I was a kid.

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HammerTime's picture HammerTime
STOP.
| 8 years 9 months # ^

Silliam Wpooner.

Rolls right off the tongue.

Hokies United l Ut Prosim

hokie07ME's picture hokie07ME | 8 years 9 months # ^

I think it would be Spilliam Wooner (swap sounds not just letters).

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HammerTime's picture HammerTime
STOP.
| 8 years 9 months # ^

Well fine, ruin my (bad) joke why don't you?

Hokies United l Ut Prosim

VPIhokieME's picture VPIhokieME
'_'
| 8 years 9 months # ^

The story is that Prof. Spooner from Oxford University (a history professor) was (in)famous for intentionally swapping the start of several words in his sentences. One of his famous quotes is

"You've hissed all my mystery lectures, tasted two whole werms(sic) and now you must leave by the town drain"

worms--terms

Also, for those who don't know, Oxford is known for being so obnoxiously pretentious that any train leaving Oxford is the down train regardless of whether it is literally going down or not (geographically or topographically) and conversely all trains into Oxford are up trains.

Onward and upward

VPIhokieME's picture VPIhokieME
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| 8 years 9 months # ^

Source - my dad attended Oxford in the early 60s

Onward and upward

FudBoster's picture FudBoster
| 8 years 9 months # ^

any train leaving Oxford is the down train regardless of whether it is literally going down or not (geographically or topographically) and conversely all trains into Oxford are up trains.

So would the train that left Blackburg last weekend still be a hype train?

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

gobble gobble chumps's picture gobble gobble chumps
PLS
| 8 years 9 months # ^

Some dude named Spooner was known for it. Did you know that he's also the guy whose name originated the "spooner? I 'ardly know 'er!" family of jokes?

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Jander75's picture Jander75 | 8 years 9 months #

All Day Every Day

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

coldblood4vt's picture coldblood4vt
| 8 years 9 months # ^

Wouldn't that lead to a lot of chaffing?

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

Musky's picture Musky | 8 years 9 months #

#buffalotodenver

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

The Fighting Gobbler's picture The Fighting Gobbler
| 8 years 9 months #

Hot Taek: We lost to BC in 2007 because of Bud's prevent defense and because Josh Morgan didn't catch the onside kick, which hit him in the chest. Matt Ryan just did what any good QB would've done. No need to hate him for that. Time to move on.

@Fightin_Gobbler

Go Hokies

Go Falcons

Vtkey's picture Vtkey
| 8 years 9 months # ^

I tend to agree. Once the guy moves to the NFL, it's time to channel those feelings towards someone more immediately deserving of contempt. Like Pat Narduzzi...

bluehokie2006's picture bluehokie2006 | 8 years 9 months # ^

Once the guy moves to the NFL, it's time to channel those feelings towards someone more immediately deserving of contempt.

Yeah . . . but then there's that thing where his team blew a 25 point lead in the Super Bowl and gave Brady another ring . . .

757hokie83's picture 757hokie83
CLASS WAR VETERAN
| 8 years 9 months # ^

Yep, that is worthy of a fully renewed hatred

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

vtdlang's picture vtdlang | 8 years 9 months # ^

Time to move on.

SCHokie2011's picture SCHokie2011 | 8 years 9 months # ^

Hot Take

Can it still be a hot take 10 years later?

Using /s is for cowards.

Leonard's picture Leonard | 8 years 9 months # ^

^KAPOW!!!!

Leonard. Duh.

RealDiehl's picture RealDiehl | 8 years 9 months # ^

It's been even more than 10 years since UVA last beat us but I'm not forgiving and forgetting that either

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

EPHokie's picture EPHokie
WHAT'S A HOKIE? 🦃
| 8 years 9 months # ^

Must. Not. Downvote. Opinions. No matter how bad they are...

Best duos in Hokie history: Hall & Adibi, 3rd & Tyrod, Georgia & Liz

AZHokie22's picture AZHokie22 | 8 years 9 months # ^

Boo this man!

Smlltwnsthrnlwyr's picture Smlltwnsthrnlwyr
| 8 years 9 months # ^

We're not going to make a meme out of 'Fuck Josh Morgan' or 'Fuck Bud Foster'.

Should I be 'over it' 10 years later? I'm not.

Fuck Matt Ryan.

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New Sigline: lol it's football season.

HokieFan4Ever's picture HokieFan4Ever | 8 years 9 months #

Fuck Matt Ryan.

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

JetBlckFastAttck's picture JetBlckFastAttck | 8 years 9 months #

I hated Matt Ryan up until the point he was drafted and signed by the Falcons. I've been a Falcons fan since 1991 (many bad years). The joy of being a lifelong VT fan and a Falcons fan really merged when MV7 and Deangelo Hall both played for them.

PS:
I own a Matt Ryan Falcons jersey.