Inspired by the Faces of Seth Bingo, I decided it would be equally fitting to make a Faces of Coach Paul Johnson Bingo!
It's simple, whenever you see one of his many expressions, mark the corresponding space and take a drink! I added a freespace in the middle since he will likely never make that expression during the game. You may want to purchase a lot of beer since you will get Bingo VERY quickly.
BONUS ROUND:
Finish your drink whenever CPJ flips out at a ref when a call doesn't go his way!
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I sense a VERY unproductive Friday on the horizon...
Its going to be hard to distinguish which squares we should cover. I would take a guess that 90% of these expressions can be mistaken for one another.
They all look the same...
Also, what the hell is he doing in the free space picture? I've never seen him make that face. He's bearing his teeth...it's a sign of aggression!! QUICK, KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
i never knew CPJ even HAD teeth...I've always just imagined gums...
That's the joke
Better drinking game:
Whenever the announcers say "Tech scores", or "Tech (insert action here)" without stating WHICH Tech did it...drink.
I can only imagine the backlash if they try to shorten it to calling us Virginia or them Georgia to refrain from saying '_ Tech' every time.
VT and GT would be sufficient.
waaaay to easy for them to do. But it might be tough for them to enunciate enough over the crowd noise with vee and gee sounding similar.
Victor Tango
Gulf Tango
They've done it before so don't discount that from happening again.
Worse would be if they said "Vah" and "Gah" Tech
Maybe the announcers will start referring to Georgia Tech as "G-ah Tech" this year...I'll drink a fifth of bourbon down when that happens. It drives me crazy hearing ESPN announcers calling us "V-ah Tech" year in and year out.
Damnit I have a 9 am meeting with the boss on Friday now.
I hope this meeting isn't to discuss your use of company time on the internet.
Nope, my boss knows I have plenty of down time right now. Its cyclical.
Whew...was worried about you for a few there.
I have an exam at 7am
same boat... it blows
awww poor students, try hearing that alarm go off at 4:45 every morning.
Did I forget to mention I wake up at 4:30 in the morning for PT ;)
you're still Potty Training after all these years?
lol...had to appease my inner child for a minute
worth the impending downvotes
Sometimes I think potty training would be more enjoyable, haha
ohh..you say that now..just wait until day 4...shit gets brutal!
What terror inducing class are you taking that makes you take an exam at 7am?! For my 7:45 AM finals we had to wait for someone to unlock the buildings for us. Granted it was Saturday in Surge.
I don't blame you for waiting for somebody to unlock Surge (only since it was for an exam)
but the walls are made of paper. You could get in with a pocket knife
He reminds me of Little Foot from Land Before Time:
LOLOLOL!
My drinking game for all VT games of late:
On defense:
1. Stand up and watch intently and quietly.
2. Upon sack, int, ff, etc jump up and down while spilling beer down my face
On offense:
1. Drink constantly
Watching the Defense quietly??? You should be screaming your effin head off!
I immediately had the same thought..then I realized that he's probably watching on TV from home...so I can kind of understand not screaming his head off while we're on defense. Doesn't help them out very much if he's 300 miles away.
Yeah, that was my 2nd thought, but I thought my first thought was still worth sharing
I considered it but I didn't execute because I was certain some a-hole like me would come along and correct me.
Here's a couple legs.
Hey, no worries, I don't see it as a correction, moreso a rational response to my irrational desire to scream my head off whenever we're on defense
it's not irrational...
Well... sometimes I have to restrain myself from making noise in my living room...
I guess I could understand that...you have kids or something?
(how long d'you think we can keep this going? lol)
No, nothing like that, just that I'm watching with friends or roommates, and I get the feeling that they'd find making noise at the tv to be odd behavior.
that's a shame....eccentricity often coincides with genius...so you've got that going for you
I was once watching an away game (I can't for the life of me remember which one, it was several years ago) with a couple of friends and on a critical third down late in the game, without saying anything, we all pulled out our keys and started shaking them. Drive stopped, keys away, and back to the drinks. I have awesome friends.
yes that is EPIC. Here's another leg for being awesome.
I wondered how long it would take for these boxes to stop shrinking.
It's possible to shrink it down to where it's one character per line, which makes it practically impossible to read. Which, if you resize your window to the right width, this thread has already reached that point, and it's been worse on at least one other thread I've seen.
Also, yes, that would be awesome to be with a group watching the game on TV and have everyone pull out the keys. I hope to experience this some day.
Haha you're both very correct. I was describing home watching. When I'm at lane it's an entirely different game.
Here's a drinking game that will have you drinking constantly...
Drink when:
sure I'll go ahead and just watch the game at the hospital. That way after they treat me for alcohol poisoning I'll still be able to watch most of the second half.
While they treat you for alcohol poisoning again. Efficient!
Turkey legs all around!
Gonna have to take a three day weekend playing this dangerous game. I like what you did here.
Unfortunately, end of month means a lot of busy work, but I fully intend to go in a little late tomorrow, one way or the other. Also unfortunately, I'll either be too excited to actually do said work, or too sullen to do said work.
That being said, GO HOKIES! Wreck the Wreck!