
A Virginia Tech cheerleader prepares for Enter Sandman. [Mark Umansky]
Who: No. 14 Virginia Tech Hokies (5-1, 1-1 ACC) vs. North Carolina Tar Heels (1-6, 0-4 ACC)
When: Saturday, October 21, 2017 at 3:30 PM EDT
Where: Blacksburg, Virginia | Lane Stadium (66,233)
Watch/Listen: ESPN2 / Virginia Tech IMG
Spread: Virginia Tech -21
Weather: 74 degrees and partly cloudy
Series: The Hokies hold a 21-12-6 advantage in the all-time series.
Reppin' TKP: Mason Naumann is in the press box. Mark Umansky is photographing.
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I am ready.
truly one of my favorite images; the laser beam eyes are crucial.... HOW BOUT DEM HOKIES THO!!!! Ya gotta love a 59-7 thrashing of UNC!
It's a all day marathon of primus for me already listen to Suck on this now I'm on frizzle fry track 3 which is TOO MANY PUPPIES!!
What's your opinion of the band Primus?
They can't all be Zingers
My opinion on primus is that they SUCK and I made it to the Brown album so far
ON MY WAY FROM MYRTLE.
🚗 💨 🦃 🏈
It's gonna be a beautiful day for some football here in the burg
It's been a long time coming, with the bye week..LET'S GO
I lost half my voice yesterday my throat is going to be dead tomorrow
HOKIES!
Morning Hokies
How y'all doing?
I trolled my students on Wednesday by wearing a Hokies t-shirt under my sweater and showing them the shirt as class ended.
Did the same thing last year, but with a blazer. I think this might have to become a tradition.
🖕🏻🐏
👍🏻🦃
Is that a middle finger? I mean, I agree, but what are we teaching our children when they can find shit like that in the emoji library?
WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?
/s
Love it.
As long as we're not getting drunk and using middle finger emojis in Lane, I'm fine with it.
Like this?
WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?
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Ooohhh shit, Lenny face works now!! The game done changed y'all!!
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🦃🦃🦃 BEAT 🐏🦃🦃🦃
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I had just about figured it giffing. Now I have to learn emojis? I don't know about this joe, tkp's becoming a little bit too modern.
My lawn, get off it.
So, this year, with the perfect weather, I wonder if we will hear excuses from UNCheat fans after they lose, saying, "oh, the sun was in my eyes...it wasn't fair"
So far, most of the emojis show up as little boxes with X's in them. I'm guessing that this is not optimal.
That's your system then I think.
Many Iphone emojis show up that way on my android phone.
Android tablet, so that's the likely issue.
Same here....im on an LG7
First game as an alum and I am beyond excited! Go Hokies!!
Q heading home
🦃 🏈 It's Gameday!!! 🎉🍾🍺👍🏻😁👌🤘🏻
Just got to the seats because as a Hokie, I always want to see the special teams warm up. These jerseys are definitely bright, but I like the combo. Cam is also limping occasionally.
Don't like that bit about Cam limping. Don't like it at all. No sir.
Hopefully we won't even need him to play today
If that's the case I'd rather not see him play at all today. We should be able to win without him. Just need some young guys to step up.
Just saw the SC story and it looks pretty empty in there, hopefully it starts to fill up soon.
Darnit, prior game on ESPN2 May be going to OT. Of course....
Pretty weak by Northwestern to not even try to get into field goal range with 1:30 and 2 timeouts. Our game should be fine though as long as they don't go into more than 2OT
I hope we win by 1000058855.
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Ok why the fuck would ESPN play their own shitty music over Enter Sandman that was absolutely horrible
ikr. triggered.
I was getting ready to tweet at them, until I remembered what the GameDay producer said. ESPN paid to play Enter Sandman for GameDay (and probably Saturday Night Football).
Hopefully, it's just a case of they have to pay every time it comes on, and they're not splurging for ESPN2.
wtf music is this lol
Ummm why did ESPN just play over Enter Sandman????
Is that effing uva intern at the helm again???
WHY THE FUCK WERE THEY PLAYING THAT SHITTY MUSIC
What the heck were they (ESPN) playing over Enter Sandman for the entrance of the Hokies?!!
They must be trying to hype up Clemson's entrance as the best. Only way to do it is to say Enter Sandman doesn't really exist.
I thought that was just the stream I was watching with an ad in the background or something - that was terrible.
Crowd looks nuts though
Espn absolutely blows....techmo music played so you cant hear sandman? after they said "check out one of the best entrances in college football"....couldnt hear sandman AT ALL. ....SMH
Watch ESPN say something about "copyright" as to why they didn't let Enter Sandman play.
Good Start HOKIES
Jersey's look too bright. Orange on the field is better.
No kidding, thought I accidentally was watching Miami when I switched over from the Texas game. They're burning my retinas
I love the orange accent on the field, really pops against the beautiful green of Worsham!
did the espn announcers just say "hokies wearing the burnt orange tops today" w0t
That's the shade of our secondary color, Burnt Orange. The shade of our maroon is Chicago.
We look like Miami in these unis.
Do.Not.Want.
They really gotta stop these Michael Vick comparisons...
Notice they don't make any comparison to MV7 and JJ with their rushing game. Because there isn't one. They're trying to compare QBs with different skill sets.
Dude can we get a kicker? fudge
ugh
Someone let our guys know you can tackle the receiver before the ball arrives.
The style of these uniforms is amazing. Please god do these in Maroon and make them our base uniform.
Also, starting off the game with a solid miss from Joey Slye, our all time scorer who I am somehow never confident will make a field goal.
Anything greater than like 30 yards we should be going for it at this point. Slye just isn't there.
Literally anything?
..did y'all hear that shit
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
Was that in stadium or TV? Sounded like a panther growl.
These new jerseys look absolutely atrocious. None of the details show up on TV. It looks like one big, bland, boring orange slab draped over some shoulder pads. If we had green pants, we'd look like some of the garbage Da U has had over the years. If you honestly think this looks better than the traditional stripes, you're delusional.
I think it looks so much better and the stripes suck. Plain jerseys are cool. I'd love nothing more than to see these in Maroon.
Everyone gets too hype about the jerseys. Absolutely atrocious? No. That would be anything Maryland wears. These unis are clean and sharp looking. Stay calm.
Ehhh too bright. The orange on the field looks way better. There isn't enough maroon in them.
One color is not clean . It's uncreative.This fanbase needs more sense of style. Orange isn't a good primary color. It's more of a highlight. If you use it as a primary, you need more sharp accents and trim details to make it pop. This jersey has neither.
My preferred outfit is gym shorts and a t-shirt, so I think I know a thing or two about style
So the classic black suit, white button shirt, and black tie isn't clean? Yeah it's one color, but it's definitely clean. Maryland has multiple colors, they are NOT clean.
Okay, let's go with orange tops, maroon bottoms, hokiestone helmet, with turkey feathers accenting the whole uniform and a Metallica style cleat with orange lightning bolts. Is that more stylish for you?
Do you not understand how a suit works? The white shirt top compliments the black jacket on top as does the black tie. It looks clean because there's distinguished lines that follow the cut of the suit. It's not monotonous like this jersey is. That's such a poor example compared to this jersey consider its a solid block of orange. A better example to make your point would be a black on black on black (or white/white/white) suit but that only works well if the suit is tailored correctly. Kinda hard to make that work on a football jersey. This version is just lazy and uninspired. It's just too much orange. It has no highlights. There's nothing to compliment it. The small amount of maroon trim around the numbers is totally washed out by the overpowering orange. It needs some white trim around the collar or down the sides to soften it. Pinstripping could work as well as long as the design is simple and flowing instead of chaotic like you've seen on some of Miami or Oregon's unis.
We'll just agree to disagree bud. Either way you're getting way too upset over the jersey.
Yes, because anyone who disagrees with your opinion is delusional.
Joey.
Ahhh Joey Joey Joey
WELCOME TO SACKSBURG
The Tarheels are about to have a long day.
BOOM
I think some of y'alls feeds are delayed
The streaming feeds are always delayed by about a minute or so.
Cam = 💪
Great second effort for T-Mac.
Oh FFS. The sheer amount of lawns people are being told to get off right now is staggering.
The uniforms look fine. Be more concerned about our severely inconsistent field goal kicker.
Consistently inconsistent.
That's the worst kind of consistency...
Our offense has struggled for the past few games. A little concerning.
Sometimes, Travon seems like he runs looking for somebody to hit him instead of going for open space.
Yeah, looks like he could've gone right and got a first
Y'all need to relax we've had two drives. I honestly think it's unreasonable to expect a score that early.
Bob Schweickert with the shoulder stripes in his old picture.
B-but we only started wearing stripes in 2010.
Gross those aren't original!!
/s
The O-line is killing us
OL is horrible right now save the first drive.
Offensive looks like shit since the first drive.
Not too impressed so far. We need a spark.
Will a touchdown by the defense count?
It will suffice.
RICKY WALKER FOR PIESMAN
The O-Line is playing like crap...
Is this something new?! Grrrrr
Yea for Ricky Walker, but I would have loved to see Tim Settle run it in!
LPD TOUCHDOWN BABY!
And the Defense scores!
VINTAGE hot offensive
shartstart... checkLol. Time for some gloves for Surratt. Dude has Butterfingers.
Good thing too, our O looks lost right now
I think it's more nerves than butterfingers honestly. He looks twitchier than a cat on a hot tin roof.
Mook still with awful technique. We got lucky there.
💪🦃
Great scoop and score, but Mook needs to wrap up instead of just throwing a shoulder at the QB.
y'all need to pop open a nice full bodied red and relax
Is that our first defensive score this year?
Quit hating on Mook that was the plan all along guys.
Leave it to us to find something to winge about after a scoop and score.
Welp that works. Thought we got a fat guy TD for a moment until I realized it was walker.
TIM!!!! sack!
Fuckin a Timmy is huge
I like the single digit jersey numbers on the D-linemen! Makes them look even bigger
Tim y u do dis 2 him
Chazz Surratt scouting report

Man. I just feel bad for the team at this point.
Tim with the tko
SAY HELLO TO BEEFY!
is ESPN attempting to say there should be a targeting call?
They missed a bad hold
Yes
The Holding is ridiculous...how can you not call this???? Their interior OL is literally hanging off of our DL
the defensive penetrations is looking really good, now we need the O-line to pick it up
Motuapuak...i?
Way to go Stro
BEAMERBALL DOT GIF
Who needs an offense this quarter?
I hope everyone who argued with me about Stroman being our best punt returner feels dumb as a rock right now.
There were a lot of you.
Motion to rename Tim Settle. Proposed name - Beefy.
🅱eefy.
Fuck yeah! Now all we need is for the offense to score! IT'S JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS!!!
Wow, the offense has the day off! GO STROMAN!
That was friggin beautiful. Believe Stro just claimed the #25 for next week...
Most of the D-line should be consider!
STROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
💪 #3
Remember when we used to give shit to Stroman for going backwards 10 yards on every punt return?
Pepperidge farm remembers
Stroman says "Don't worry offense, I got you fam!" And that boy GONE!
What an emotional roller coaster of a return... "why the f are you backpedaling, holy shit were gonna have terrible field position, how did he get out of that? HOLY SHIT HE'S GONNA GO!!!"
STRO!!!!!
ShiBud 14 - Cornelsen 0
ShiBud be like
Wait, wait. Defensive TD, punt return TD, no offensive scores? Is Beamer guest coaching?
Damn facyson
He seems to be holding a lot. I remember a report from spring or summer where he was doing that and us hoping that it wasn't a new trend. Seems to be happening more than we'd hoped though
TIM!!! He's earning the #25
I love that Tim Settle bounce for his celebration
The Penguin, I believe

Facyson is having a rough game so far. Good thing UNC sucks so bad!
Alright offense
What you got
Fayscon's regression since his freshman year has been shocking. A shame...
He obviously peaked in his freshman year. Sad had such high hopes for him which have never panned out.
I mean he is solid but not to what I or many I think were expecting after his freshman year.
He's had some major injuries, hasn't he? Yes, he's not as dynamic, and he's not playing with any Fullers any longer, but I think he's demonstrated tremendous dedication and toughness in his time at VT. Form what i understand, the guy's a true scholar and will be going on to med school... I don't think there's many other players who represent the program better.
I second that!
Beefy, why you do that QB like that?
Stro be tired!
Good catchDK
DLine may set some records today. Yeesh this Tar Heel OL is in pure crisis mode
That was Keane!
Is Larry Culpepper calling this game?
[KEENE INTENSIFIES]
14 - 0 lead powered by the Defense and Special Teams. It seems like the good old days. (Although a little bit more results from the Offensive side of the ball would be nice.)
Loving our new colors
Chicago Maroon Burnt Orange and also for some reason Regular Orange
You think Newsome is having second thoughts?

The important take aways from the first quarter:
1. JERSEYS
2. Stro
3. Walker4Piesman
4. JERSEYS
Geez...
Fucking offense
Need to light a fire under them
What the hell is wrong with this offense?
C'mon
Gimme a safety
Dat punt by Aussie Bradburn tho... that's a punt you only get to make while wearing the fabled 25.
Jackson has looked out of sorts since Old Dominion. Hopefully it's just some freshman nerves
Mook is lucky they didnt call him for delay of game or unsportsmanlike for tossing dudes shoe to the sideline.
shouldn't have gotten that first down
He just threw his shoe out of bounds
Edit: drinking
Mook "Fuck yo shoe" Reynolds
Tremaine threw the other guys shoe into the sideline.......insert austin powers who throws a shoe gif....
My bad....thought it was tre....
Larry fedora be like....
Mook with the hide and seek of the UNC guys' shoe; awesome!!!
Tim is absolutely showing out today.
Love how Savoy barreled over that DB, with his diminutive self...
D needs to keep this pace here and put some points on the board.
Ask and you shall receive
Savoy lowering the shoulder, hell yeah.
Is it just me or has the espn stream just started randomly stuttering and cutting out?
O-line is not doing anything!
Good thing we can count on Cam to get yards
The OL needs to get SOME kind of push, the holes are somewhat there but they don't keep fighting to keep it open. Help Dragon out here.
Nice to see McMillan running downhill
O line is struggling some today, otherwise looking alright. I think Jackson would be making more/better throws if he had a little more time. Not many holes opening and McMillian is having some trouble hitting them when they do open.
UNC defense was looking exhausted. I hope the timeout doesn't give them any new life
I think we ai'ite.
Travon McMillian didn't fake taking that handoff at all. Didn't even matter.
I too sometimes forget that Josh Jackson does not have a 10 foot reach.
Well, there goes ShiBud's shutout.
14 - 7
That took me a second, here, have a leg
Defensive TD: ✅
Special Teams TD: ✅
Offensive TD: ✅ FINALLY
Beamerball?
Larry Culpepper not a big fan of that playcall.
Lol what the fuck is this announcer's deal?
"Yeah you got 6 points but what did you really accomplish? This won't work against other defenses"
Uhh, we scored a touchdown? Fuck outta here.
I see the guy's point but it's not like this game is a damn scrimmage.
Yea, he's acting like you can only score on the ground against good teams..
Jackson hesitated too much there. It's still a touchdown but that ball should've been thrown a fraction earlier. He's done this a few times.
This four letter commentator can shut the hell up.
Can someone please make a gif of that cadet shooting skipper?
Can someone please make a gif of that chick in the maroon top and jean shorts getting hoisted? Please and thank you!
Prelim
EDIT: This cadet is gold. May have some gif work to do.
That cadet fucks.
I liked this dance better after going up 42-0

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tommy tubberville is very upset we didn't run the ball
I thought he was running for governor of Alabama or something?
Who is this guy calling the game? I could do a better job.... Honestly...... = (
I love the offensive team score for the good guys, but would have liked to seen it run in on the ground.
Guys guys guys. I don't know if you've heard this and it may come as a shock to you but...
Tommy Tuberville thinks we need to run the football
Note that Tommy is no longer coaching!
Yea, this commentator needs to go.
9 run play / 3 pass play touchdown drive. I get your point Tuberville, but for fuck sake........
Tommy Tuberville can lick the sweatiest part of my grundle.
Tommy Tuberville: "Hokies should run the ball down here"
Hokies score on a play action pass
Tommy Tuberville: "Yeah, but what did you really accomplish. You have to establish a running game"
Is this guy for real?
Guess that's why Tuberville is commentating and not coaching.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Mobile QBs man, they'll get after ya
Really! You'd think the school with arguably the most prolific running QB of all time would have been able to figure this out by now.
UNC's best blocker is Whoever Blocks Motu
you right, bad deflection by him, should've picked it off himself
I'm glad someone else saw this... /s
Right, but you know
Crap, we've got to get more heat on the QB.
Put Surratt back in
Well I guess there is no shutout
I will gladly eat crow there!!!
Another defensive score by the Hokies!
Who needs an offense anyways? Am I right?
PICK SIX
SHIBUD
FUCKING
BALL
DBU TD with an assist from Motu.
Got a problem with that manner of scoring, Tubby?
Denied!
Shiboster is pissed now
21 - 7
lol called it out loud with my watch party, didnt expect it to be a tip, and didnt expect it to be a run back
but oh well
The entire defense get #25 next week?!
#ALLBEAMEREVERYTHING
Beamerball is alive!!!
Don't let Reggie Floyd's pick-6 distract you from the fact that Arkansas blew a 24- point lead.
"If you don't play defense you won't play for Bud Foster". REALLY GENIUS!
Defense has been absolutely outstanding. However, I do not feel good about how our offense has played against an injury ridden, bad defense with no depth.
Let me re stress though that I am absolutely elated with the defense. Playing well at all levels outside of a few scrambles/delayed runs.
Our offense is what it is. A 3 1/2 hour stomach ache!
This is a vintage Beamer-like kind of game lol. Not mad, but I'd like to see something out of the offense
I would love nothing more than to run up the score and send UNCheat home with a donut.
BEAMER IN THE BOOTH CONFIRMED
We're losing the TOP battle so bad right now. Real chance we might lose.
I'm still so damn happy we have a coach that isn't afraid to score before the half.
Frank (at least in his later years) would have just let the clock run out there instead of calling a TO and going for it.
Nah, I remember him being aggressive against Miami a couple years back and it totally backfired.
When you're beating UNC so bad the commentators got turkey legs
Holy Christmas. Tommy Tuberville should just start every sentence he utters with
Still better than all of Mack Brown's Texas references.
Damn now i want a turkey leg...
They literally threw every flag that they had lol
Congrats Cam
Did coach Fu get some hangtime after that Kumah reception and flag?
STICK IT IN STICK IT IN STICK IT IN
#9 on UNC has been talking shit all day. He's been fouling near every play. Fuck Tubberville.
"They were pushing both ways"
Yea, because the receiver was being held the entire damn route and he was trying to get some separation. He jumped and was pulled back down and couldn't get his arms free.. that's textbook DPI.
Touchdown baby
KUMAH IN DA HOUSE
And the Offense scores!
BUT WHAT DID THEY ACCOMPLISH?????
6, SON.
I'll take 35 at the half
Run it up on em. Run it the hell up.
And, with a BS and MS in Mechanical Eng - we are on pace for a 70-0 game here folks.
#KUMAHRISING
LMAO at UNC
Damn Joey. Mashed that one.
I wish we would have run that one in
No quarter for cheaters. Pour it on....
Fuck Tommy Tuberville with a cactus.
Rusty barbedwire
Sideways with a lunchbox
Also Fuck Tuberville
Yup there it is, Tuberville talking about running the ball. Geebus shut the hell up, no one gives a flying fuck.
Live that fuente kept the foot on the pedal at the end of the half there.
Tuberville is not going to stop beating the drum on running the ball, is he?
How much did his Cincinatti teams run the dang ball anyway?
This announcer will get what he wants next half when Fox comes out.
That cadet is a legend in the making.
Uh oh we are behind at halftime. This isn't looking good...

Anyone know what caused that unsportsmanlike flag on UNC after the PAT?
I could see Fuente mouthing the words "throw him out!" to the ref after the play.
So, if Fuente or Foster say in post-game comments that they ran up the score on unc because they're a bunch of low-life cheaters and they had to do what the ncaa didn't have the balls to do, I will give $1000 extra to the Hokie club.
What was the UNC personal foul after we scored the last touchdown? I was rewinding to go back and watch Fuente jump through the ceiling on that facemask and missed the personal foul
The way UNC is carrying on while we whip their asses makes me think we'll break 70 on them in the 2nd half.
I love that we're trolling the shit out of unc playing rock you like a hurricne over the PA speakers.
35 points, but the offense is struggling?
Offense only has 14 of those points FWIW
I'm not saying our offense is playing like garbage, but the 35 points is misleading considering 21 of those points have come from defense/special teams. The offense has scored 14 points, not great, but not like they're super struggling
Edit: Taking my drink
How many offensive series have we had?
I was about to say; you can only score so many points on offense when you keep giving the other team the ball back after non-offensive touchdowns.
Couldnt tell ya off hand, I think the offense is operating fine personally.
We've had six. We've scored on the last two. The first one was a 46 yard drive that ended in a bad kick. Y'all know how this team works. People need to chill the hell out and enjoy this ass whooping.
Fixed it.
It was pretty bad but we shouldn't have been in that position. We were moving the ball nicely on that drive. People around here think the sky is falling if we don't score on our first possession.
UNC angle for Dax..... YOU CAN YOU START IN THE SECOND HALF!!!
I want to make them wish they got the death penalty.
Yeah, good luck with that.
Because the NCAA has no spine, they don't think they did anything wrong.
Fuente is going to take us to the promised land. Hell, we're halfway there. Hokie Nation isn't worried much about the games so we've switched gears to arguing about football fashion. I love it!
I can't watch, just been following updates on CBS Sports. Has the game been as fun to watch as the score seems?
Defense and special teams have been. Offense has been frustrating to watch.
oh my god.
500x better
Halfway there? Just don't forget that:
We are winning 😆😆😆😆
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I just remembered that Tuberville was Cincinnati's coach in the Military Bowl against us. No wonder he's being so salty.
You mean when we killed his quarterback
RIP in peace Gunner Kiel.

Yeah, great times, good stuff.
ASAP as possible.
TIM IS BACK!!
Damn the just ate that sack
Did Tuberville just call North Carolina NC State?
Yeah. UNC doesn't look ANYTHING like NC State.
You have to give him a break, he's from the SEC
Tuberville just said North Carolina State...yeah he's bad at this.
UNC is really bad.
They lost a lot of players to season-ending injuries. It is unfortunate.... for them
Don't make excuses for them.
something something hurricane
Told y'all Brandon Harris is a terrible passer...
Tech has Shattered unc soul and I love it
Motu!
Pretty throw, hit Motu right in stride.
Tubberville is still not happy
Yeah, we get it. They're not running enough.
This is a straight up murder
"UNC's gonna win this game by running and throwing right at Motu"
/sarcastica
Almost made that joke earlier, but wasn't sure how it'd go over.. have a leg!
You mean you didn't see the guy in the wheelchair go right past him earlier?!
but but but the offense is so frustrating!!!!
Yeah I'm super frustrated by three straight TD drives. Rabble rabble rabble.
/s
Can someone let Coach Corn know we need to run between the tackles for 8 straight plays so Tuberville will STFU.
Corn can run the offense however he wants.
I'd much rather the complaint be HOW we scored the points, and not how we didn't score them.
Yeah there is. Fuck these cheating assholes and the complicit NCAA. We aren't halfway to what I want us to drop on these fucks.
They were beaten by UVa.
I know it's not what they deserve, but it's what they need right now.
I agree, I was just expressing my frustration with the commentary.
You're right. It's lame.
Though there may be an acorn of truth in it.
Well there goes our chance at 38-0 bro!
We want 72-0 bro!
I do agree with Tubberwareville, we need to be able to run more reliably.
Leg for Tubberwareville - LOL.
3 passing TDs in the redzone good enough for you Tubby?
might we see "Impact Player" Fox today?
I NEEEEED A GIF OF THAT CADET KILL'N IT!
I'm seriously advocating for this, so I'll give you the same gif I gave earlier
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Announcers have said burnt orange half a dozen times. Is the marketing Dept slipping them something under the table to get more branding exposure?
UNC is just bad. Poorly coached as well.
At this point I almost feel bad for them. Almost...
Seventeen season ending injuries and they don't have a lot of leadership on either side of the ball. Next year they might end up pretty deep though
now it is straight up murder
This game should be on the ID channel
Anyone got a working link? Can't watch espn app stream in santorini and my bootleg stream got iced in first quarter.
To be honest, it's pretty unwatchable at this point. Up to this point we've:
Blocked a punt
Pick Six
Fumble Return Six
Punt Return Six
Another Int
UNC has no punt or kick return yards
...and hasn't hit 100 yards of offense yet
They are unskilled and undisciplined.
And we are still losing the time of possession!
It really isn't worth watching
I think it's safe to say UNCheat will not be bowling this winter
Block that shit!!!!
And now a blocked punt!
Today is full out BEAMER-ball!
BEAMERBALL DOT GIF #2
I know this game is out of hand, but you really have to admire the way Tuberville has battled The Pronunciation Of Andrew Motuapuaka's Name.
You can't coach effort.
The team that blocks the kick wins the game. I think we're safe now y'all.
BEAMERBALL.BLOCK
So, since this game is under control. I was watching VT Women's Volleyball and Ester Talamazzi made me a BIG fan.
Shoutout to Beamer having himself a brew in the box.
He's earned it.
The striping on the neck looks like a Great Lakes beer.
Looked like a Sam Adams to me.
Looks like a new Frank Beamer Retirement Chronicles in the making
RUN IN BETWEEN THE TACKLES SIGHTING AND HE DIDN'T EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE IT
They just showed frank havin a beer....gotta love it!!!
Darn it... field goal. We should have practiced going on 4th down.
Frank likes blue moon! I knew it had to had have some redeeming quality.
Tubberville is still not happy
Who cares?
If you aren't keeping tabs on other games, Syracuse is down 7 on Miami and Kansas State is up 7 on Oklahoma.
Edit: K State was up 14 not 7.
Frank as humble and gracious as always. Love ya Coach.
He is all class!
Frank please stay in the box the rest of the game just to shut Tuberville up.
Breathe up some of his hot air.
I was hoping for a safety
JJ's day is done... Bush is in.
So, 38+7-0 bro??
Gee, if Frank is saying it will take a long while for a new coach to improve a program, we're in for a GREAT future.
Tubberville really hates that offense isn't as physical these days.
At least that's what I think I'm reading between the lines. /s
Did he just say "Virginia is always tough"?
barf, idiot
He also said there's really nothing the north Carolina state coach can say at halftime to save this game...
UNCheat plays this game like they "take" their classes
They will all get A+'s for this one.
STARFOX SIGHTING
Yeah, I saw him flash by.
I could be wrong, but I see an offense out there for VT.
SAM DENMARK SIGHTING
South Kackilacki representing!
Ha! That was my reaction, too!
The ass whoopin' ain't over if the 2nd string OL is opening up holes like that for Coleman Fox.
Pretty throw and catch
AJ Bush is looking good..It is great to have a worthy back up to Jackson.
DO A BARREL ROLL
Impact Players all over the field right now!
UNC fans about their team:
Guys,
We are up 52-0 and have 2nd stringers in across the board halfway through the 3rd against a conference opponent (albeit a really bad one..) but holy shit.
Haven't seen this VT play in a long time.
I'm happy that we can seemingly "play bad" and still make blowing out a conference opponent look easy. UNC is really bad though.
I know its garbage time, but A J Bush has thrown several nice balls on that drive.
This is beautiful
That's right, circle Hank with the telestrator like people won't know which one he is.
Fox will be our leading rusher again.
GUARD the shut out
First Down.
that's what happens when there's holding., but you can't let him get by you.
We don't play good when we wear special jerseys. Stick with Maroon!
This was strategic - to break the curse!
On Thursday I was predictin a 56-17 win.... I hope I'm wrong on the UNC score, but a safety would be nice. Just keep scoring, anyway we can! It's OK to be wrong in this way
Yeah so make these same jerseys in Maroon and keep it that way. The time of shoulder stripes has ended.
Bud does not look happy
I hate everything
Fuck! I really wanted that shutout
WTF!
I flip over to another game for 10 seconds, and UNC scores?
That's pretty inexcusable.
Those opportunities for shutouts don't come that often.
It is, why the fuck did you do that!
Overconfidence, I guess. I just wanted to see what was happening in Miami.
I won't let it happen again.
So are you saying it is all your fault?
If they're really playing Sandman automatically before the 4th quarter that's about the only way the cringey "Let's Go" forced tradition could have gotten worse for me.
It sucked seeing that in the Clemson game and it's almost worse seeing it in a 50 point blowout with half the fans gone. If they need someone with better judgement and some restraint to push the Sandman button when it's actually needed go ahead and hire me, Whit.
I'm backing Leonard.
He definitely knows when to play Sandman.
Edit: I'd back you as well. You get how I feel about it. Only when indicated, MAYBE once or twice per season.
Well, there has been one and only one moment all season where it deserved to be played outside of the entrance and I have seen it in three separate games now (that I know of).
You are correct. Maybe we all need to write to Whit.
Yeah, if they play Sandman every single 3rd/4th quarter break it's gonna get stale real fast. Play it 6x per season, and maybe 1 or 2 times more for situations like Miami 2011. No more, no less.
I think twice per season, max.
And ONLY for situations like Miami in 2011.
I've been thinking that it should be used in all entrances and the only in game-clinching defensive opportunities.
Like Miami 2011
Oh, yeah, I did mean in addition to the entrance, of course.
I love that we are not just trying to run up the middle three times and punt.
Guys.
The quarterback sitchy in Blacksburg.

So what is the deal with Coleman Fox? He's the king of putting up garbage time points. At first I attributed it to running up against 2/3 string defenses, but he is just so darn consistent.
I like him
yeah man, and he reminds me of danny coale!
I've been wondering the same. He is very shifty and more times than not seems to slip past at least one defender for positive yardage.
A rushing touchdown.
Maybe Tubberville will be satisfied now....maybe.
The ESPN people are actually doing a good job showing off the beauty of Blacksburg
I always thought the campus was pretty. I was less impressed with Blacksburg - it was not ugly by any means, but I would not of said it was beautiful. Admittedly, that was back in the late 60s.
Have they called a single offensive holding penalty on either team this game?
Why start now?
Deon Newsome will wear the 25 next week. Bet. He has been ev-e-ry-where on special teams.
Great athlete who never really broke through - so I'm happy for him that he's found a way to contribute.👍🏼
Hokies looked good today. Not sure about the announcers but I'm happy for the win! Go Hokies!
GIFTORY REQUEST: Fedora getting pissed and throwing his arms out with 2:48 left in the game.
59-7 bro
We better see a lot of highlight on ESPN. They have to give us credit as a scoring machine... even if it was UNC
FAM
Nothing could be finer than destroying Carolina!! 😂😂😂😂
After a valiant effort and an amazing comeback, we were unable to overcome our halftime deficit, barely being edged out by UNC. It has been a disastrous afternoon for football fans across the country
WE WILL NEVER WIN IF WE DON'T WIN T.O.P. !!!!
/s
QB and TB controversy?
We want Bush...We want Bush....With a Fox...With a Fox....