GIFTORY: Frame-by-Frame Highlight Reel of Virginia Tech's 59-7 Annihilation of North Carolina

The Hokies created a surplus of GIFable opportunities.

Greg Stroman 91-yard punt return power rankings:

1. Fuente on his horse running down the sideline.
2. The actual touchdown.
9999. Punter Tom Sheldon's tackling ability.

"Where's my shoe?"

Under the pressure.

Tim Settle post-sack hops for days.

Eat 'em up.

Tremaine's down-field blocking though.

"Scoreboard." (Virginia Tech had not even scored half its points yet.)

Fired up Fuente is the best Fuente.

The most efficient interception ever.

"One, two, three, shoot!"

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Magnificent adjustment and catch.

Represent.

You mad, bro?

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Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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That's gonna leave a mark

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
β€œI served in the United States Navy"

Fuente to Fedora:

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Fedora in post game interview:


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Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Dear Coach Fedora,

Sincerely,
VT Nation.

P.S. Did you notice that it was bright and sunny during that session behind the woodshed?

Go Hokies!

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on the score board gif im pretty sure that's deon (#20 good guys) telling daz (#19 bad guys) "you picked the wrong school bro"

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How fitting is it that KJ Sails (#9) went out of his way to run up and talk shit... The only reason I even know his name is because he's a clown who runs his mouth while he gets his ass handed to him all day.

Remember when we played Marshall about a decade or so ago, and the big storyline was Eddie Royal versus his big brother Chris? During that game Chris picked up a 15-yard penalty for some sort of extracurricular activity, and I would guess that the conversation was similar between the brothers.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

The best part was the 15 yard flag was for slapping Eddie.

That feeling when you open up TKP in the morning and see that there's a new GIFTORY!

Bud would have like 200 yds of penalties if that game happened this year.

What game is this from?

LOLUVA in 2008. That was Bud's reaction to a 4th down sack that sealed the win for us. The victory put us in the ACC Championship game, which we won.

Chills every damn time. Love that clip.

Needed this to remind me how massive Greg Boone was. Obligatory Jarrett Boykin goes through 89 pairs of gloves per game because he wears size 25XL.

Fire Whit.

Could have gone without the reminder of the Orange Bowl loss to ugh Kansas.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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That was 2007

Yes, and the announcers say "last year the Hokies went to the Orange bowl and lost to Kansas".

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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that year we won against Cincy FYI, year before was kansas

Taylor, looking desperately throws it deep..HAS A MAN OPEN DANNY COALE WITH A CATCH ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FIVE!!!!....hes still open

Would that be a sideline penalty this year?

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Didn't that loss also keep UVA out of a bowl game?

(quickly to wikipedia...)

Yup. loluva.

Old sigline: I've been cutting back on the drinking.

New Sigline: lol it's football season.

My goodness Tyrod was fun to watch!

in Fuller we trust

"Virginia Tech's 6th passing touchdown all year" on the first touchdown of the last regular game of the season. Holy jesus times have changed

Danny Coale was open.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

He still is, somewhere.

"Our job as coaches is to influence young people's lives for the better in terms of fundamental skills, work ethic, and doing the right thing. Every now and again, a player actually has that effect on the coaching staff." Justin Fuente on Sam Rogers

boyyyy Charlie you better look out almost got ran smack over! reminded me of major league 2. don't stand on the track when the train is coming through!

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I'm so glad you included the last gif. That sucker cracked me up watching.

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"Just keep matriculatin' the ball down the field, boys." -Hank Stram

Antonio Banderas!!!!!!!!! /s

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Great stuff.

I was shocked at the amount of shit talking by UNC in the game. 1) you suck and have 1 win 2) you're flat out getting your ass kicked in this game

In my head, this is CJF reacting to Fedora in that last gif

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Tom Sheldon will not put you on your ass.

That facemask on Kumah makes me extremely angry. Although if Mook did that to a UNC player, it would have been funny and respectable.

The head to ground slam at the end really got me pissed off when they showed that replay.

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"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Guys, I truly love Coach Fuente with every ounce of my being.

Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.

This will get A LOT of play over the coming years.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

I never knew that sweet dance moves were a requirement to tap Skipper Crew.

Deposit whiskey, receive wisdom.

This dude was money all day for ESPN. I loved every second of it.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

We scored so many TDs, he ran out of dance moves at one point.

THIS cadet for dayzzz. Love it!!!

whoops

DG holding up the flag, one of the best managers to work for at the West End

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Haha, I was just about to shoot him a FB message with this article. Worked with him at ABP. VT Dining represent.

I'll drink to Desean's flag!

β€œI remember Lee Corso's car didn't get out of the parking lot.” -cFB
TKPC #666 ...man that was long wait...

honored to have worked with him for a few years while working the Fighting Gobbler at West End

Did everybody work for him at West End?

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

He was a SAM for a couple years, and his personality is such that noone forgot him...not to mention he and WOOOOODY! threw some legit parties for WestEndFam...

β€œI remember Lee Corso's car didn't get out of the parking lot.” -cFB
TKPC #666 ...man that was long wait...

Cadet hamming it up for the camera with Skipper, Lane in the background, score VT 42, unc 0........ Can I say it's perfect?

this encapsulates UNC's whole season right here:
confusion, spinning in circles, then someone makes a limp-wristed throw that falls on the grass at your feet.

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So lucky we didn't get an unsportsmanlike penalty on that.

It still would have been worth it! LMAO!

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Yup, kind of a punk move

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

How? All he did was clear debris from the field...

β€œI remember Lee Corso's car didn't get out of the parking lot.” -cFB
TKPC #666 ...man that was long wait...

Minus the first down they got, yes.

I waited so long. It was difficult. But it was worth it. This is amazing. Thanks!

Waited for a GIFtory for my first comment! Easing my feet into the water....

Like licking their tears, loved the punter's arm slap to the ground.

Apparently team managers are not worthy to throw a shoe back into the field of battle.

Settle's penguin hop is better than any celebration seen this year NFL included.

Didn't see the game on TV but the skipper dancing clips are hilarious.

Surrat gets a tackle power ranking of 9998 by barely getting past Motu for his attempt at Floyd. Just a slight better looking than the punter.

Lastly and like many others, I am so glad to have Fuente but even happier that he isn't one of those big laminated, mouth hiding, "look how big and cool my offensive system is" flow chart coaches!

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia.

You can watch the replay commercial-free on youtube. Just search 'hokietapes 2017'.

I kept waiting for the turkey leg gif to load...

Boy do I feel stupid.

I'm going to need a Big Tim post-sack hop compilation after his career is over

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

I love his sack celebration. It's great haha

Gotta make sure it runs it up the middle. Anything else is unacceptable.

February..'96...the steak: ribeye, the whiskey:Lagavulin 16, the lady next to me: a bit**.....

Well played, Sir.

The other option was "Sure it tastes good, but what does that get you?" but thought the reference was too subtle.

I'm thinking we need to do a caption this picture thread with this...for instance:

"Tommy, the Hokie fans want me to shove this turkey leg down your throat to shut you up..."

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Bud, what do you think about Giftory this week?

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

β€œWhen life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

personally I was hoping for this scoreboard moment...

That video was looping and I laughed out loud every single time, I had to force myself to close the tab. It was like watching Frank shake hands with Pete.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

I hit rewind on my TV and watched that shoe play three times. Couldn't believe it actually happened when I saw it first in real time. NO MERCY!!!!!

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So marvelous.....all of it!

Wow. That UNC player's meme game is strong. Mook tackles him and he whips out his best Vincent Vega impression.

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Who throws a shoe?!

Gotta love Mook

Stick it in! Stick it in!

Anybody who practices as/against a tempo offense...get that debris off the field, its time to go.

β€œI remember Lee Corso's car didn't get out of the parking lot.” -cFB
TKPC #666 ...man that was long wait...

there was a High Tech intro that was......uh....."gif-able."

Is number 6 who got stiff armed on the INT return the same number 6 from the "scoreboard" gif?

-I submit this GIFtory as candidate for greatest of all time, ever, this year (so far).

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.