VT vs. Miami: Contenders and Pretenders

Who are the contenders and pretenders?

I'm not going to even pretend to be unbiased.

VT Contenders:

The Entire VT Defense: They've been dying to feast on some Top 10 meat since that tasty tidbit known as Clemson slipped out of their jaws. THEY WILL NOT BE DENIED.

Josh Jackson: I think he plays a clean game and may not dazzle but will not disappoint. He will further cement his reputation for being mature beyond his years.

Cam Phillips: Cam's here to be stylin' on ACC Media Days and kick Miami butt and he's all out of Media Days.

Sean Savoy: Sean has been on the verge of a major breakout. I think it happens for him under the lights in Miami. If Savoy holds on to some of the passes he's dropped in the past this game will be huge for him.

Miami Pretenders:

Malik Rosier: I'm calling three picks for him in this game. I can't believe some of the passes he decided to attempt and the luck that went with them being caught. Eventually his luck will run out and our defense will have a roll to play.

What's your list?

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Comments

List:

1. Fuck Miami.

Great list

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

Seems right

I loved that list so much, I gave it a leg to get to 10, and then refreshed the page to watch it go green.

So profound, so wise...

You should write a sports blog. I'd read it!

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jet Sweep

Pretender

There are wolves and there are sheep, I am the sheep dog

It's as if Mr T had a son.

You can't spell Miami without 'I'(twice!) This chain is so emblematic of Miami, while the lunch pail is so much more a team thing. Let the Hurricanes have their chain, but I don't think anybody will get to wear it tonight!

Bonus weather report: There are strong indications that, due to a large flock of turkeys entering south Florida, the current hurricane will peter out quickly and not amount to much of anything this season.

Hokie in West Africa...sadly, I can't jump up and down hard enough for it to be felt in Lane

They've been dying to feast on some Top 10 meat since that tasty tidbit known as Clemson slipped out of their jaws.

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