Virginia Tech vs. Miami Game Time, TV Info and Open Thread

The Hokies head down to South Beach for a crucial Coastal Division clash.

The Virginia Tech cheerleaders. [Mark Umansky]

Who: No. 13 Virginia Tech Hokies (7-1, 3-1 ACC) at No. 10 Miami Hurricanes (7-0, 5-0 ACC)
When: Saturday, November 4, 2017 at 8:00 PM EDT
Where: Miami Gardens, Florida | Hard Rock Stadium (65,326)
Watch/Listen: ABC (Chris Fowler and Kirk Herbstreit) / Virginia Tech IMG
Spread: The line has shuffled throughout the week, but currently sits at Miami -1.
Weather: 77 degrees and partly cloudy
Series: The Canes hold a 20-14 advantage in the all-time series.
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Maybe a dumb question, but will this game be nationally televised on ABC? I had to unexpectedly travel to central Wisconsin (two hours north of Madison) for family reasons this weekend.

Yep.

In Sam Rogers we trust.

I think so. It is here in SW Virginia.

Sounds like your trip could be for not great reasons. Hope the fam is ok, fam.

I believe so. It's airing here in Rapid City.

Shit.... Last time a game day thread didn't start with "Lets go" we lost to Clemson.

Get it together people.

Morning Hokies, how y'all doing?

I'm gonna have to take a nap at some point today. My littlest one isn't feeling so well, so we've been up most the night.

BUT I'LL BE READY TO GO COME GAME TIME!!! FUCK MIAMI

LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

It must be going around...

LETS GOOOO

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

HOKIES!

Welp, wrong reply button.

LOL I got ya

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Good guy wasknick

Either this game will be close win for either side or a blowout win for the good guys. First game all season I've been nervous about.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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My gut tells me this should be a fucking blow in favor of the good guys....

My brain says to temper my expectations, and be prepared for a wild ride.

So, you all know I love Marty...and I know it's his job and all...BUT WTF IS HE DOING IN THIS SHIRT?!!!!

https://twitter.com/MartySmithESPN/status/926771855549120513

Sorry, can't embed on mobile.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Marty, oh no...

His job?

We are the Hokies. We will prevail. We will prevail. We will prevail. We are Virginia Tech.

He was wearing it for an ESPN promo. So...yeah...his job.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Went to a barcade for the first time last night...woo lordy.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Which one did you go to?

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

Boxcar in Greensboro. I have nothing to compare it to, but I had a blast.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Boxcar in GSO is fun. I've spent many a dollar there.

I've been to the Boxcar in Raleigh a few times. Always a fun time!

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

Important question:

Do I mute the TV and listen to Laaser and Burnop in sync with tonight's game OR do I listen to Fowler and Herbie?

The only problem with radio over tv, is the radio broadcast is usually ahead. So you know the result of drives before the happen.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

For those who listen to the radio while watching our games on TV, is there a good way to get the radio audio and TV video to sync?

TiVo or other dvr Device.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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I would expect radio to be ahead of the TV broadcast, which DVR wouldn't be able to help. Is this not the case?

That is correct.

Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.

Yep, DSP is a hell of a thing, but it does have latency.

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

The Hokie Xtra app stream was behind the TV coverage last week. You could try using that.

So late the the response here - but I use the TuneIn radio app and listen to WTON 1240 out of Staunton VA. The radio is about 30 seconds behind the tv broadcast, so with Comcast X1, you can pause live tv and allow it to sync up.

Fowler and Herbie are better than most national combos, but I'd go with our guys every time. Plus I kind of enjoy the delay, because you get to hear the awesome events described, so you kind of know something good is going to happen once the TV catches up.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

GOOD MORNING HOKIES!!!! It's game day finally! Checking in from the other side of the world in Guam. Gonna take a short nap here soon and then back up at 5:30am for the 3:30pm games. Today is going to be a great day!

Hahaha wow. I have other friends in Guam that will.be watching. Hokie nation knows no bounds.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Worldwide Hokies! Anyone on here you know in Guam? I'm always looking for more Hokie friends.

I'm sure he reads it but I don't think he posts. She is just along for the ride.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

The best primus song I can describe for today is Here comes the Bastards Tech being the Bastards

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

GO HOKIES!!!

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

ESPN has been sucking Miami off all morning

at least Corso picked us this time

They ask you how you are and you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them!

Miami is now favorited at -1 for those who care about spreads.... let's kick some Canes ass today!

LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!!!

What's the least sketchy sports betting site? I want that line.

Hokies +3 now on sportsbook.ag

Hokies +3 now on sportsbook.ag

Drink!

Destroy them!

Hello fellow Hokies from Sioux Falls, SD. Heading back to SW VA, arriving home before game time, on my birthday. Looking forward to watching Hurricane destruction with my lovely wife!

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Oh snap, another Hokie in South Dakota

Only temporarily...

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

The Miami narrative on ESPN is so nauseating...how the hell is Miami feeling disrespected?!

Miami feels disrespected in every game. Every. Game.

It's a talking point that's 30 years old.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

because VT didn't recruit any of their players.....

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Man, Dez picked Miami on Gameday. He's usually at VT lean easy. Surprised at this pick. Bear picked them as well. Spread is so close that it's basically a "pick'em" game.

If our defense can play as solid as they have played and not let any big plays bust then I think we take the win. If they give up the big plays might go the other way.

Getting more nervous now as it's getting closer. I think we may need Slye in this game. We can't afford to go for it on 4and 5 from the 20 like we did last week. Again, I'm assuming that was more due to the weather and the score at the time. I say we take all the points we can get.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Dez picking Miami is a good thing.

Gameday just talked about the game, and they're all going with the Canes because the team feels disrespected. They even all said going with an emotional pick is stupid but did it anyway.

I couldn't feel more confident going into this game. People are openly admitting that logic is thrown out to think Miami will win. We got this

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Pollack said he was 💯 Hokies

Only 2/3 went with Miami and one of them was because "he knows for Miami players..." I don't think much stock should be placed in their picks.

For a company that seems to be loving the ACC lately, I find it odd that ESPN said we'll "almost certainly" know who plays in the ACCCG after this week. Do they not see that we have more Coastal games after this week? Maybe they think we only have LOLUVA left on the schedule?

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Pollack's loving us today. Says VT should have a decent shot at CFP if they win out. "Their schedule is GT, UVA, and some other team that they'll beat!"

Gameday!!!!!!!

Fire Whit.

I think I've been accidentally watching this gif for 14 straight hours

I believe that's way above the 4 hour theshold to seek medical attention.

LET'S GOOOO...

Hokie in West Africa...sadly, I can't jump up and down hard enough for it to be felt in Lane

HOKIES!!!!!

So get this - I'm on my way to Charlottesville decked out in Hokie gear to set up my tailgate for a game being played in Miami.

Long story short - I'm a VT alum with stepdaughters at VT, and yes, at UVA (I came into her life too late to show her the light - lord knows I tried!). The Wahoo is a senior and my wife and I are going down to "chaperone" the 4th-year fifth (Google it). I said fine, but prepping for the Hokies big game takes precedence, so I'm wearing the O&M proudly.

Any C'ville Hokies in tailgate withdrawal come by have a beverage or brat, and make fun of the drunk Wahoos. We'll be at 1946 Lewis Mtn Road.

You can get drunk on Zima?

Lol, this weekend is different. The 4th fifth tradition is drinking a fifth before the game. My daughter is sharing with us, but the guys are working on their own. However, in true Wahoo spirit, one of the housemates is drinking a "fifth" of wine......

Amazed they can get the stick out of their ass long enough to actually drink something that'll get after ya. It's amazing the things we'll take on for our kids. But at least you'll be giving them a taste of what they'll see in a few weeks. Hokie turnout! Now if you were a fighting man and opened up a can on them well it'd be a typical experience for them when Hokies show up.

You're a pilgrim in an unholy land. Godspeed.

David Pollack was talking about if we beat Miami, win our final three, and the rematch and beat Clemson in the ACCCG on Gameday. "Why not Hokies in the final four?"

1-0 baby!

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

let's go 1-0 seven times in a row!

Hokie in West Africa...sadly, I can't jump up and down hard enough for it to be felt in Lane

Yeah and then someone mumbled something about "two-loss conference champions" being a discussion to definitely have later, as if they think we would have two losses if we win out. Anyone else notice this BS?

Still I loved how they completely dissed Nar-Douchey and Pitt when talking about our games remaining after scUM.

Someone post their Hokie tailgate food!

Reach for Excellence!

VT Football: It'll get after ya!

Proud Hokie since 2004.

Not a tailgate (more of a home-gate), but I'm smoking 6 pork shoulders for this game with all the fixin's!

Pics or it didn't happen.

This is the before. The after will have to come in about 3hrs (once they've been on for 22hrs).

Lot 18 is in NOVA today doing the same thing!

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Woke up to my fiance bringing me an Irish coffee and my Chancellor jersey in bed.
All she said was, "Gameday!!"

Today's gonna be a good day!

Keep calm, Gobble on

That's all she brought?

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

May have left the Jameson on the bedside table....

Keep calm, Gobble on

Just kidding, you've done well, have a great day!

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

you've got a good woman there!

Hokie in West Africa...sadly, I can't jump up and down hard enough for it to be felt in Lane

Damn. Fuckin winner... Irish coffee sounds wonderful right now

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

You have done well, Sir.

Its Gameday!

For other Hokies like myself that are out of the US, you should check out US TV Now. It is mainly for military and ex-pats, and you can watch without a VPN. The free account has network TV so it has the game on ABC today. One of the local channels on there had the Duke game last week (also free) and it was the best quality stream I've ever gotten in Asia.

VT BSEE '98, VT MSME '01

You just changed my life. Down in Oz with a VPN but the ABC go site has been terrible lately. I just watched the Klempson game with this...perfect. All the thanks.

"That’s a stupid question. Next question."
-Corey Moore

Get hype!

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Was that last GIF Josh Stanford? Man, what happened to that guy? Seemed like he had huge talent.

Virginian by Birth, Hokie by Choice

See: Foreigner, "Head Games"

My birthday is tomorrow so lets get this party started Hokies!

November weddings. They get after ya.

Not if you pick better friends and disown family members.

GOOD AFTERNOON, FAM!

Our tailgate today. (Wife's work yearly picnic.)

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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But...But... you don't get this!

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

I'm nervous as heck. It's getting worse as the day goes on.

Nooners not so bad after all if you're just watching on TV haha.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

Help!
On the road for the weekend, need to know the best place to watch the game in Winchester. Suggestions?

I went to union jacks in the walking mall downtown for part of the UNC game a few weekends ago. Its alright for a chain bar.

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

50/50 Taphouse is a pretty good time. I don't frequent Winchester though, so there might be another more Hokie-leaning establishment another TKPer would know of.

Mark?

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.


Edited: Wahlberg

"Mark from Winchester" is a phenomenon that happened, like, a year ago(?). Can't remember his handle on here, but kind of a legend.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Oh damn, thanks for the info. I haven't TKP'd hard enough the past 2-3 years. Grad school will get after ya.

50/50 Tap house is your best option. Source, I am from Winchester.

I criticize knowing full well I could never do what these athletes do.

Sipping some dogfish old school while getting the 2yo ready for bed. Should be primed for game time.

Drinking a coffee stout I just kegged on Wednesday

I think it may have contributed to the near heart attack I had watching Clemson- North Carolina.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Repping VT here in Carter Finley, this place is lit!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Watching that now. They always play Clemson tough.

Win this one and we're in the top 10 Monday morning based on how other games are playing out right now

Win this shot and it's 8-10 ranking next week ladies. I can't handle this.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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HF:

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Man there is a huge opportunity sitting right there for this team tonight.

Note the time!

Ok just downed my first vodka. I'm a leg whore. Leg me. Pacing myself for the late game.

Easy does it......expect nothing. I can't afford a new TV right now!

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Warming up on some Buffalo Trace. I have some Blantons and some Yellowstone bourbon and Glenlivet 12 when things get serious. Good thing I get an extra hour of drunkeness sleep tonight

You deserve a leg for the Blantons a personal fav. It's Eagle Rare here tonight with the only limit being how this game goes.

Willett is another fav of mine, but its difficult to get in MI. I have a source that comes up from KY every couple of months. I usually get 3 or 4 bottles each year.

Bourbon or Rye? My wife always has a bottle of Willett Rye open and another in reserve. She usually can only find it when we drive down to Cincinnati/Covington.

Bourbon. Haven't tried their Rye, yet.

Anything made by Buffalo Trace is alright in my book. Finding it here in Winston Salem at the abc store is always hit or miss. I want to try the Pappy Van Winkle 23 year.

A friend of mines dad worked for one of the NASCAR teams and got a bottle of PVW 20 yr family reserve as a gift or something. Damn I wanted a drink of that.

I can't decide if the game thread will be a good place to be win or lose or even worse than usual?

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Here we go!

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Opening shot of the stadium. Maybe 50-60% full.

We put the K in Kwality

Was about to post that unsurprisingly the turnout is pathetic.

WHY AM I SO NERVOUS ABOUT THIS GAME?!?

Cause this determines the coastal

Technically it doesn't since UVA beat GT... but yeah...

I really want us to win one of these national primetime games. Yeah we beat WVU but this is different. Tired of being the bridesmaid.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

Oh shit. Both of the Mothership's talking heads picked us...

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Yeah, but Desmond didn't so its good.

Booger picked Bud over the Miami quarterback, I thought his comment was entertaining.

Do we ever win the toss? Seriously.

Virginian by Birth, Hokie by Choice

I'm pretty sure we won it last week against Duke

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

For some reason, feels like we lose the toss more than you would think. No worries. I'm on edge. :-)

Virginian by Birth, Hokie by Choice

Saw the opening shot and was like "wow there's alot of....pe **shows upper section*** ahhhh nvm"

They ask you how you are and you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine.

I was hoping we were going to clobber the QB on that reception.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

I was right there with you.

Alexander has to lay the boom there....

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

Great job getting to the QB. Let's keep that up.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Tim Settle fought off 3 defenders. BEAST

Anyone else not able to find a seat. So nervous.

They are already trying trick plays and two false starts, they seem scared.

UT PROSIM

Try the stadium. Plenty there.

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Gotta smash Rosier in that play. Bad conversion to give up, but I like what I see from the D line

I thought Ryan Switzer got drafted?!

Fire Whit.

This is looking like the typical slow start

My nerves are not holding up. Can't yell like a banshee either. Little one has stomach bug. I hated that dumb qb pass.

Rosier is only going to make 2 or 3 of those plays tonight.

Refs gonna start calling this center for his head snaps???

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

DLine getting decent pressure so far. Need to keep it up.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

With just 4. Gonna be a long night for the Canes, if we can keep this up.

UGH. Bud's biggest weakness in his D exposed again

So rushing qb's huh

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

I'm somewhere between throwing up and screaming.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Both because I'm drunk and I'm just a die-hard Hokie.

UT PROSIM

Goddamn QB scramble.

We put the K in Kwality

Damn someone told them about our Achilles heal!

That was absolutely crappy. We were totally outplayed there.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

The app is absolute shit tonight.

We better pick off one of those wounded duck WR throws.

We put the K in Kwality

MOOKKKKKKK

Now THAT is our team! LET'S GO!!!

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Mooooooooooooooooooooooook

I know its early, but that stop could be a game changer

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

I agree. Let's call the game and go drinking.

We put the K in Kwality

If only it were so easy

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

Mook Fucking Reynolds.

We put the K in Kwality

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

Fire Whit.

Oh hell yeah big win right there

M000000K

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

good stop, buuuut, I think that should've been a PI on Alexander

Or false start on the center with tourettes or the holding when berrios tackled the DB of rosiers long run....

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

Possibly. He did get his head around while the ball was in the air and then turned back around. I wouldn't have been surprised if they called it.

They are allowed 5 yards, but looks like the WR was holding onto the inside jersey.

Good no call.

Gobble Gobble!

Goal line stand! MOOOOOOOOOOOOK!

2 trick plays, one off the wall read option. They can't beat us straight up.

MOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking MOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKK. Is it just me or is it a wonderful thing to see him wrap someone up?

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

That wasn't a QB scramble that was a called run the whole way. Let Walker get upfield and bam big hole to run through.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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...and they missed the open filed tackle on Mook.

We put the K in Kwality

Great stop!!

This is a game where I think you need to take all the points that you can get. We'll see if that decision is costly at the end.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Run up the middle will not work here.

We put the K in Kwality

CornFu setting something up here.

It will against Miami.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Straight up runs aren't working. The slant/slashing runs and sweeps are eating them up.

We put the K in Kwality

I enjoy watching all these runs knowing how we are setting them up.

Fire Whit.

Ball was at the 15 when he slid - bad spot there.

Was yelling this at the TV

Miami is garbage at run defense gotta get yards against them to win.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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OU has 785 yards today. Damn.

We put the K in Kwality

I'll take dynamic Mcduo and a score and lots of TOP.

Why are we not throwing at all?

Oline c'mon

Can't block 8 with 5.

Our lack of a deep threat is hurting us bad.

Any other school put their student section on the 50?

We put the K in Kwality

Not happy with that result; however, we did change field position if we get a good punt.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Can't run against 8 in the box. Need to play action there.

OC needs to see that and play all against it.

We put the K in Kwality

And McMillion misses a pass block badly.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Just expressed the same sentiment but in a more angry tone to no one listening in my living room.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Although we stalled, probably consider that series a win (goal line stand, gain some yards, punted, penalty).

We put the K in Kwality

We basically flipped the field there.

Expect more blitzes, because holy shit.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Yeahhhhh this is going to be tough.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

3 and out here would be great to stem momentum they have

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Come on Adonis. Wrap up. Is Stroman injured?

Alexander gave too much cushion.

Would love to demoralize them with a forced turnover and score.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Good seeing SS on the sidelines. Like that guy.

We put the K in Kwality

Stroman house it please!

We need to score. I need a beer.

We put the K in Kwality

My butt cheeks clenched so tight right now

Just keep running the damn ball. Run defense seems weak.

Our punt was basically 60yards. Theirs 37. Hidden yardage, boys. Hidden. Yardage.

We put the K in Kwality

I don't get how they can be pumping artificial music and noise when our offense is already lined up.

Because it's Miami

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

An de bak!

It's supposed to be illegal (well, against the rules).

We put the K in Kwality

Slow start for our Offense. Bend But Don't Break by our Defense. Not too surprised. Now time to start scoring.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Yeah not surprising but was hoping to punch them in the mouth.

I wouldn't call it slow. We did move the ball a bit and get some first downs. Maybe, sluggish?

Regardless, I will take some scoring now, please.

We put the K in Kwality

I think Dalton Keene is gonna be monster down the road, and I also think he has a big ass play or two in him from here on out. Picks up blocks in the backfield harrrd.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

He is what you call a Willing Blocker.

We put the K in Kwality

Seems like we are slowly getting settled and it helps that haven't been behind in this process.

Fire Whit.

Lol Arby's with the shout out.

Using /s is for cowards.

Love JJ, but excited about what a more athletic quarterback adds to offense.

Damn QB draws! JJ isn't fast enough for those!

Cornelsen needs to stop calling non option play runs for Jackson. He's not fast enough to make that run.

Idk about you guys but if I'm not on fire, I wouldn't like to be sprayed with an extinguisher.

Fire Whit.

Pin them deep Bradburn!

I'll be damned. Miami does have fans. There's a surprisingly decent crowd at this game.

“You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.”
― John Madden (describing VT's offense?)

Their line is holding almost every play

Our defense is the best unit on the field, but Miami's play calling has been better so far

Great call. That screen pass was well timed.

We put the K in Kwality

Disagree, Miami's D has been the best unit so far IMO.

Well you can thank our bland and questionable play calls.

Won't argue with that...

Unfortunately, you are correct (so far tonight). We are now being totally outplayed.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Hill's gotta wrap him up, there.

This PI call is BS. He was playing the ball

If they're going to call that, they need to start calling holding on the OL.

We put the K in Kwality

Alexander getting abused

Horseshit!

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

I don't agree with that call. Obviously.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

I'm trying to emotionally distant and it's not working.

Need to hold them to FG attempt here.

Bullshit

"That’s a stupid question. Next question."
-Corey Moore

FUCKING OBVIOUS HOLD ON OUR #11

It's every play.

We put the K in Kwality

So much for the pressure we were getting early.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

FUCK

There are not enough expletives for my emotions

Cornelsen needs to get his head into this game. Our offense is gonna leave our defense out to dry at this rate

Never heard that second part before...

Offensive play calling needs to open up

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

Fuck. And to the Adonis PI call: let. The. Boys. Play. As a former receiver, i'm usually pretty liberal on the Pi's, but what the hell?

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Refs gave them that one.

I criticize knowing full well I could never do what these athletes do.

Honestly, I'm surprised we didn't play tight on the line. I think its obvious that Berrios would be the target on that throw.

Fire Whit.

All bad.......very bad!

Edit: Its a long game!

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Not good! Sad!

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

They won't get many 87 yard drives tonight. I just hope the PI calls and lack of Off holding calls go both ways.

PI call in the end zone was garbage. Both were questionable imo. However talking heads fully agree with refs and they keep the drive alive.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

the second one was a lot of hand checking, but Alexanders hand happened to pop the shoulder pad out, which is a bad look

The Dude Abides

Some fairly conservative play calling for VT so far, especially on short third downs

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I hate Miami so bad

Using /s is for cowards.

I'll give them 1 if those 3 PI calls. That's hard to overcome. Basically, just throw it up deep and rely on PI to get you a first down and keep the drive moving.

Virginian by Birth, Hokie by Choice

Argh

Reach for Excellence!

VT Football: It'll get after ya!

Proud Hokie since 2004.

Berrios has some very punchable hair....and face

They ask you how you are and you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine.

He and mook are going to get into it tonight. He leveled him on a WR block already. Mook is gonna get his

The Dude Abides

Martin Gramatica to Berrios: "Feel ya there brother."

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

I'm not panicking yet. However, we need at the very least a TD + FG (3pt) before the half is over. Not impressed with the defense so far. Getting shredded by Rozier's Brady-like drop back & quick passes.

That field is horrible. I hope footing doesn't become a serious issue.

Offense has been horrendously lackluster

Lackluster.....;how about sucks

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Jackson has become extremely immobile the last few games.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Our line is getting pushed around.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

OL did NOTHING on 3rd down.

It was a designed screen except our RB got knocked down.

Offense looks so slow getting set up and going. Not the kind of offense I expected with the new staff. The fake throw after handing off the ball tricks nobody. Loeffler-like if you ask me. This tide is turning fast and for the worst.

FIRST DOWN, HOKIES!

I know we all like to play victim here but that was a legit PI the second time.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

1 call out of 3 was legit. Yea, we should all feel great about that.

Virginian by Birth, Hokie by Choice

Are their DBs that good, or are we afraid to throw is past the sticks?

The Dude Abides

No time on the pass rush.

There is time to throw it up like miami's been doing. But we don't have a legit down field threat to go up and highpoint it

How is pushing McMillian down not PI?

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Don't think there is PI behind the LOS

I believe there is, otherwise why not risk tackling any receiver in motion?

The Dude Abides

Behind the LOS, but still a forward pass...CALLING FRENCH!

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Like Clemson all over again. Cornelson being so timid

This. At this rate I'd rather Fuente take back his playcalling duties.

Guys we look like shit right now...

We are even punting like shit.

0 return yards. That's not bad.

We put the K in Kwality

40 yard punt with no return is good tonight. The Miami return guy is good.

This feels like our offense from the Clemson game. Playing way too scared and worried about turnovers. The only reason this isn't worse it because Miami isn't as good as Clemson on offense

Virginia Tech School of Architecture Class of 2014
Fan of Hokies, Ravens, NY Giants, Orioles

Totally agree. Offense is trembling at its own shadow

No PI on RB knockdowns on screens?

The Dude Abides

Behind the LOS

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

Not looking good folks. I think our defense is good enough to keep this game in the 20s. But I'm not sure this offense can get into the teens.

Lot of football left but I want to see the playbook open up a bit and I want to see us not get behind the chains.

It's like steinsprings calling plays again our offense looks so bad right now

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

My gripes:

O line, and play calling

Rozier looks like Brady with how quick he passes. Miami's offensive plays are being executed VERY quickly, thus increasing in efficiency. Tech's offense, too fucking slow.

Ugh our defense is going to get gassed sooner than later if something doesn't change soon.

Using /s is for cowards.

The RB screen is a good call, just don't wait for 3rd and long to call it. It's on every LB's radar in that down and distance.

Our DL was eating them up. So they started holding. Suddenly they have all day to throw.

We put the K in Kwality

Can we please throw the ball down the field. This feels like the Clemson game plan

SLC

TACKLE!!!!!!!!!!

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Putting the defense BACK on the field.

Lots of snaps already

The Dude Abides

The tackling tonight is really leaving something to be desired.

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

Rosier looking like a big mobile QB tonight

The Dude Abides

This is embarrassing.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Like almost every time we play a prime time game against a top ten team.

Sorry this is gg. I don't see our offense doing shit tonight.

We cannot fucking tackle.

We put the K in Kwality

Welp that's what happens when you play scared.

Gameplan is handing the Coastal to Miami.

Exactly. Playing calling not to lose from the start.

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

Yep, this is why we couldn't compete with Clemson at all, and now it's killing us tonight.

I think I'm going to break something in my house today. DAMNIT!!!!

Ok we spotted them 14 points. Can we play football now?

It is a natural gift I posess to create friction in sensitive situations.

Welp...

And that's that time to start seriously drinking folks you're not gonna want to watch this

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Okay, Brad. Have to get off your ass and call some fucking plays. You're down two scores.

We put the K in Kwality

Our defense needs to get their freaking head in the game. Pathetic.

Go to bed. This is ugly

Not ready to play tonight

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

I'll do my best to not say anything negative.

Glad I'm not drinking

Not good

SLC

Still not panicking, but the offense needs at least a FG to save face in this half. Poor preparation this week displayed so far from the whole team, staff to players, top to bottom.

Ok, where is the real HokieMacGruber26 /s

We always play like this when the stakes are the biggest. I will always love my Hokies, but damn it feels like we lose 90% of these primetime games.

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

Miami playing with confidence. We are not.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Miami has our defense looking inside, throwing over the top, running into the flat when we blitz.

Someone step up on offense, please. If we got 3 and out again, this shit could get out of hand.

The Dude Abides

LB and safety both running to the same hole. Opened up a huge hole for the RB. Gotta be smarter than that.

Motu was out of position on that play. Fuck!

I wasn't going to do it but I'm breaking out the (relatively) heavy stuff now. Just can't take this one sober.

Slow starts rearing their head again. Worst possible start to this game.

Offense has 55 yards of total offense. Not gonna win with that boys.

Motu completely out of position on that td.

Drink, if you're not already.

I have that all too familiar feeling.................

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Is scot loeffler calling the plays tonight?? Have we attempted a pass >5yds ???

Maybe the offense opens up now

SLC

Hot garbage tonight

Where is the leadership. Lets go Cam, get these kids fired up.

The Dude Abides

MacGruber not panicking?? This is all very weird.

Time to figure out what kind of team we have. Let's Go!

If Tech loses tonight, I immediately withdraw my belief and acclaim that this year's team is NOT on the level Clemson was back in '11.

This game feels very similar to late-Beamer era big games. Hanging on a thread of Hope and door shutting fast.

I mean, ok, that play worked for Clemson in the title game

The Dude Abides

First Down Hokies!
H-O-K-I-E-S Hokies!

Shep7777

I wish McClease got the 1st down, but it doesn't matter now.

We look like we are running in quick sand compared to Miami def

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

Hey passing .....

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Neato

We put the K in Kwality

Look what happens when you throw the ball downfield.

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING REFS IN THIS GAME!?! NO FACEMASK PENALTY!? FUCK!!!

Step 1: cross the 50
Step 2: throw past the line of scrimmage
Step 3: ?
Step 4: Profit

The Dude Abides

Underpants

We put the K in Kwality

LOL this

Good. Take the air out of those front 4 and LBs

Plays are coming in way too late were going to end up wasting a timeout soon

They ask you how you are and you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine.

You MUST catch that! ugh . . .

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

...and there goes the FG attempt.

We put the K in Kwality

Are we in FG range?
EDIT: Nm

Wake. The. Fuck. Up!!!!!

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

Get down the field by lighting it up then go soft on third and 7 yay

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

1/10

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

The stage is too big.

What does that even mean???

Mclease saved a TD

The Dude Abides

I'm just glad we recovered that fumble, didn't feel like seeing that chain.

Fire Whit.

Take the 50 yard shot. You gonna chip it inside the 20?

Give Slye and chance to shake this game up a bit

The Dude Abides

What the hell was that play call?!?! A pitch on 3 and 7????

Yea if the slot hadn't missed his block it get you close to 1st down and you go for it on 4th. The play calling isn't really that bad.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

Syle is either going to make this kick or miss it.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Big, if true.

Fire Whit.

Hot take, Madden

The Dude Abides

Got it pretty well covered there.

Offensive play calling is a LOT easier when your QB isn't getting mauled on every play.

Jackson isn't all that fast. Fast is the hallmark of a successful VT QB.

Everything that can go wrong will go wrong. It is a theme and has been since last season. Tennessee, Clemson both times, and now Miami. Big stages are not our thing, neither is playing in the Carrier Dome. Hate to say it but facts are facts and they do not seem to be changing.

FIRST DOWN, HOKIES!

Second half vs. Arkansas though?

First road game in South Bend?

The Dude Abides

Notre Dame was awful last year. Arkansas I will give you that.

FIRST DOWN, HOKIES!

We are not ready for big time.

I know...we say that every. Single. Season.

So how the fuck do we fix that AND eradicate it!? We need SOLUTIONS, not same old tired rehashed circular observations and experiences. There HAS to be solutions.

And having to spend a TO because too slow with personnel changes on the field: def the hallmark of a championship team. /s

2/11

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

I should be an Alabama fan for 1 night sometime. Just so I would know what it's like to win BIG games.

It is a natural gift I posess to create friction in sensitive situations.

Gonna have to wait for the first week of December every year then...

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Lol

Sometimes I tell myself the same thing.

ITS GOOD!! haha

PERFECT!

We've been waiting to show off Sly's leg with one of those for a while.

That ball had 12 more yards on it at least....good god.

Fire Whit.

That was good from 70!

We put the K in Kwality

Whew. Thank-you Joey.

Holy Leg Batman!

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

Slye's leg is ridiculous. That looked like an extra point

Glad to get on the board.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

We are on the board!
LET'S GO!!

I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them!

233 yards given up so far by the D. Knuckle up boys

The Dude Abides

200+ yards ... sigh

These people
Are losing
Their minds

Why are we not tackling? Are we going to let them score right before and right after the half?

Edit: Nevermind

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

ATTA BOY ADONIS

Break out that Chain!!! 😂😂

I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them!

Turnover chain that...MFers!

We put the K in Kwality

Nice catch Adonis!

Put him it at WR.

We put the K in Kwality

KEEP PICKING ON ADONIS

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

YES! Fuck you Rozier! Fuck you Miami

See what happens when you look for the ball!!!!!

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

Isaiah Ford sighting!

The clock never stopped?!?!?!?

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

HUGE FUCKING GRAB!

Defense was on heels again

The Dude Abides

Where's that fucking chain!?!

Bud has it.

We put the K in Kwality

Hometown clock running on first down pickup

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CAM!!

#5 is slick

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Wow you go 5

Cam FAM!!!!

I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them!

That wasn't a mistimed jump by the defender, he just can't jump! Lol. (They both jumped at the same time.)

Perfect time for a Cunningham TD reception.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

5️⃣

We put the K in Kwality

Go get that ball son!

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

That was an arm punt that we managed to catch!

I need a stronger drink

The Dude Abides

Shit

We put the K in Kwality

I am depressed.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Not sure if this first half could go any worse.

Well it could had joey missed that fg

Hasn't been good at all but definitely could be worse.

boo boo

For fucks sake...

Yep, if it can go wrong it will...

FIRST DOWN, HOKIES!

Well there it goes TWO HANDS ON THE BALL

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Unfucking believable

Helmet shot. FUCK

The Dude Abides

Welp I just don't think it's our night.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

I would agree it looks that way but damnit I'm so tired of it feeling like it's never our damn night. Why the fuck do we seem to struggle so damn much in these types of games? Can somebody please tell these guys to stop believing the shit that gets written through the week and play balls out with the confidence that you deserve these opportunities.

Okay D. Hold here. O don't panic. We really moved the ball well there. More aggressive play calling.

We put the K in Kwality

Missed the block in the back on Cam.

And the hold/tackle one him whe. He tried to get away.

We put the K in Kwality

Pick 6 anyone?

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

We can't even recover a fumble.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

But ...but ...but WE THREW THE BALL PAST THE CHAINS and good things happened.

The Dude Abides

Give us the turnover chain back.

We put the K in Kwality

Why do i stress myself out every year

How was that not a fumble?

It was. They just got it back.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

My neighbors probably think there's bad shit going down over here.

There is. Look at the yardage descrepency and the plays over 20 yards

The Dude Abides

Technically, there's bad shit going on down in Miami, not here. LOL

Offense needs to run pace all second half. Fuck this shit.

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

Naw, if we do that, we might lose.
/s

Well, at least it's half.

Fire Whit.

Honestly , you could say we are lucky it is 14-3

If you say it could have been 14-10, it was closer to being 21-3, or 17-3

The Dude Abides

I hope CJF and CBF light a fire under these guys at the half. The paint needs to be peeling off the wall in that locker room.

Probably is already, Miami is a dump

The Dude Abides

CJF needs to light a fire under his own @$$.....

I'm guessing he should be fired right??

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

I lol'd at this.

You joke I've read twice on twitter already tonight that "coaching changes need to be made".

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

They're probably UF fans trollin'.

Nope people whose timelines are filled with Hokie stuff. I simply directed them to TKP.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

Coach Fu repetively spitting on the field leaving after half time.......different second half!

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Just once I wish we'd come out and absolutely murder a highly ranked team we're capable of embarrassing. Just once. So tired of this played out plot line.

The first person I run into tomorrow that says Chokies is getting choke slammed. I don't care if it is the little old lady who greets people at the doors into church.

Where is your church, C-ville?

The Dude Abides

Definitely not unwinnable but they need to come out on fire on both sides of the ball.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Need to hurry up the offense. Onky way to negate the miami speed is to push the pace and keep them on their heels.

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

Well, it's kinda bad, but it could definitely be worse. This is still a winnable if we can get the fuck out of our own ways (both staff and players).

Right now this is on Fuente and his play calling. You can only protect your QB but so much. Let the chips fall where they may and open up the playbook.....

Fuente is not our playcaller.

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

No it's not. OL is getting abused. Our DL isn't getting any pressure and they have been getting good running plays on us.

This staff came back from 17 and 24 last year. Is this team capable of it?? I don't know.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Tackling has sucked and the DL cant get off blocks.

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

I have to agree. We're doing okay in the running game, but it's enough on its own, and we need to trade some blows. Miami's throwing it over everyone's heads to talented receivers = points (bs PIs or not). The offense is going to have to throw it around too to score some points.

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jet Sweep

If we had a good RB that first carry of the game was 6 pts.

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

I'm trying to stay positive... it's still very doable. I just wish I could figure out what the offensive staff is thinking

If you have any fast offensive plays to add to the running game, it's time to add those in.

There isn't a lot of time back there, and there isn't going to be. Pretend you're playing the VT defense.

You've got to get it out of there fast.

Seriously. On a day like today where the playoff path opened up like a Christmas present, we needed to come out and blow their doors off....

Belk Bowl style second half needs to happen.

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

That game is why I'm still coherent right now.

Things that have CONTINUALLY plagued the Hokies (yes, even during the ENTIRE Beamer era:
-ball security (fumbles particularly)
-poor tackling fundamentals
-slow execution on offense
-poor preparation mentality
These are the things that still plague this team even while Fuente is here. It is BEYOND imperative that this team eradicate those to achieve the ultimate objective. I feel like the killer instinct has started to change for the better.

Now that's the HokieMacGruber26 I've come to know.

I agree wth you except for the comment on fumbling (at least this year.)

Sorry, but that fumble would happen to anyone. It was a helmet directly to the ball and if the arm was in the way it would be an injury. Super unlucky (par for the course for Miami) that it was a bounce right into a defender's arms. Can't disagree on the rest.

My bourbon is gone and we've got a full half to play yet. Tomorrow is gonna hurt.

Sounds like today is hurting. Gotta have a reserve.

Actually it is. I've never woken up hungover at 7 PM before. And I left my reserve in Virginia. Looks like apple brandy for the second half.

Just got into my bourbon!

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

You're doing wrong if your bourbon's gone. You need more bourbon.

Only had one bottle of bourbon. Most of my whiskey stores are scotch and rye.

Like, the first bottle or two is gone? You can't be completely out already....

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Savoy has cost us points twice. He was bound to make some mistakes, but this is the worst possible game for this to happen. Game is still very winnable but something has to change.

The helmet on the ball thing is just one of those things. Yes, it's preventable, but it's also one of those things that is relatively random and challenging.

The hallmark of this O system is misdirection. We need to see more of that. Miami is over confident and cocky, use that pursuit against them.

We put the K in Kwality

I like that. Yes, let's do more of that.

This is my biggest hope. A lot of these runs we have been working are hopefully going to open up some big plays in the 2nd half.

I think it's time to have a little fun, y'all.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

You mean like doing the wave.

Yuck

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

Don't know what to say, but we keep finding ourselves in these situations where we start slow. I think this team has been vastly overachieving so far this year. The abundance of inexperience on O may contribute, but I don't think early playcalling does us any favors. Like Jackson a lot, think he's solid, but I honestly think he's the QB we need now, not in the future. Lack of serious running threat at QB limits this offense, and it's evident AJ Bush isn't the solution. We have 1.5 reliable receivers currently. Let's play D and hope we can pull this one out.

If we can just score 12 more points than they do in the second half, we have a chance.

Guys for real? Y'all are intelligent fans (thank you French). Everyone here knows our offense is set up for the second half based on misdirection etc. we're down ELEVEN with a whole half to go. Everyone on here knows damn good and well Bud will make adjustments. Yes I'm upset too bc it should be 14-10 or 14-6 and I loathe Miami as much as anyone, but let's not jump off a cliff YET. We're fine. CornFu are not idiots they will make adjustments as well; with as much as we ran in the first half I hope like hell that they saw something I didn't bc there can't be any other explanation for the lack of passing we saw. We good. 1-0

Call me GMHokie, let's do this!

I knew our lack of offensive aggressiveness would get us at some point. Outside of Cam we have no offensive identity. Miami taste blood now. If we don't score within our first two drives it may be over. Man I wish we still have Evans.... He made folks play better. Who's our leader on O? Come on fellas fight!!!!!!!!!

good hands

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Reggie Fucking Floyd

We put the K in Kwality

Where's that chain!?
#DBU!!!

I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them!

We've got a lunchbox!

Fuck yeaaaaa

SLC

Fucking life!!!!

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

YES!

GIVE US THE CHAIN.

Fire Whit.

We don't need that trashy stuff.

Whit seemed slightly enthused by that turnover!

They ask you how you are and you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine.

Need 7 to finish the turn of events.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

YES!!! Keep fighting D!!!!!

Sneak!!!!

Way to redeem yourself Savoy

I propose we call him Reginald Floyd

I second this motion. All in favor?

Fire Whit.

My two-yr old began saying "dilly dilly" after seeing this commercial. Totally out of context.

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

Motion passes.

Thank goodness. Now go play defense.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

That's what I'm talking about

SLC

That's how we play!
LET'S GO!!!

I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them!

Yes!!!!!! Finally!!!! Way to fight fellas!

Hi Five everyone

SLC

"I got you, fam." - Bud to Fuente, probably

About friggin time!

Should've let Reggie run that last p,ay.

We put the K in Kwality

Miami is gonna go back to the running game again. Let's see if the defense steps up and tackles.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

We've got a pulse...

I hope we are in Rosiers head and he does not feel comfortable throwing and we take away the run game from them. Let's go Hokies, Positive vibes this half!!!

FIRST DOWN, HOKIES!

I had the utmost confidence that's exactly how the second half was going to start.

Back in the game here!

Best start we could be hoped for. Now let's fucking lock in and show them we ain't kiddin.

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

I'll say it again -- Surprise on D this year is FLOYD -- yeah he's had some miffs, esp in the passing game, but man...he's been money a whole lot.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

I'm tempted to recreate the chain and send it home so that they can put it in the lunchpail.

Come on D. Hold on. Give it back to the O again!

The sky is falling!!! /s

I hope we light Rosiers ass up on this drive

We need to get our hands up if they are going to throw quick. That's what made that INT.

"This is me with cable. And this is me in the second half." - Justin Fuente, probably

This same team rushed for 62 yards against unc...

We put the K in Kwality

so confusing

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

They need 5 yards. We play 10 off the WR?

We put the K in Kwality

Need to step up the run D. We're better than this.

Spoilers follow!

Turn over chain!

We put the K in Kwality

That's a lucky bounce right there boys

STRO!

News flash! Rosier aint that good!!!

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

GIVE US THE IMAGINARY CHAIN AGAIN!

Fire Whit.

Who was it on here that called 3 INTs tonight? Legs for you.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Lots of time left!

Hoooooly shit our D finally made it from the airport.

Stroman!!!!!!!

I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them!

Stro wants that fake air chain too!

If you get enough interceptions, there's no time for that nonsense.

Go across the field and steal that POS from their sideline!

Love hearing the lets go hokies over the canes fans

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

LET'S DO THIS!!

DBUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

SLC

STROOOOOOOO

Chain me up mother fuckazzzz!!!

I want a copy of that Foster halftime speech RIGHT NOW

The Dude Abides

NSFW

We put the K in Kwality

DBU MOTHA TRUCKERS!!!!

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Rozier came in with 4 picks on the season, now has 3 in one night. Epic.

ATTENTION: Whatever you are wearing don't change, however you are sitting don't move, whatever you are drinking, stick to it.

Fire Whit.

I haven't changed anything since the first half... except I've stopped drinking (for like 10 minutes...) I may not start back up now....

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

But my glass is almost empty. I guess I will stick to Buffalo Trace and save the Blantons for when we win.

I switched beers at half, but have enough for second half

The Dude Abides

2026 Season Challenge: TBD
Previous Challenges: Star Wars (2019), Marvel (2020), Batman (2021), Wrasslin' (2022)

Lunch Pail > your chain

The Dude Abides

HOT DAMN! DBU picked (see that) a GREAT night to show up!!!

Hey Coach your O doesn't have to be perfect anymore. We have Bud Foster...... Now finish it! Wooooh. HOKIES!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

Callin' us 3 CHAINZ right now!

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

Trying to do too much.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Agree, but I am pretty sure miami was offsides at the snap

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

Just getting cute, awful call. But up and run a play and beat your man

Motion is an integral part of this offense.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

Umm, Miami in the neutral zone?

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

True, but statistical likelihood off that getting called??

I would've gone for a FG.

I would have thrown a flag for miami being offisdes

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

That was... weird.

Who to blame on that one?

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Newsome.

We put the K in Kwality

Responsibility to time that is on the qb.

Not sure. Probably Jackson. He's got to wait until Savoy clears to call for the snap. Unless the center snapped it early.

Did we get a little cute on that 4th down?

That play call was totally unnecessary. We were moving the ball forward with relative ease. A short pass attempt would have been more warranted.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

What was that? Seriously asking how that happens. On Savoy or Jackson?

depends on the play, dont think it was a direct snap to Savoy, but maybe a mistimed call by Jackson. Still a mediocre play on 4th

The Dude Abides

Just run a normal play .....

These people
Are losing
Their minds

That is the most normal play we run in this offense. It's our bread and butter.

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

Time to go take the ball back.

Im done with this cute, rinky dink bullshit offense. 3 turnovers from our defense and a whopping 10 points to show for it. Absolutely pathetic

The timing was off on that. I initially thought Miami was offsides.

I don't really know who was off at this point.

They were

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

If we lose this, I put it on the lack of preparation for the coaches, down by 4, with a full 4th quarter to go, and you opt to go for 4th and 2?.... #GettingCute

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ #YNWA

With a field goal, you're still down by one.

I think the call was good, execution poor.

Given Slye's inaccuracies this year, I can't fault going for it. Given we don't know exactly what the playcall was, I won't fault that. Execution, well that's another story.

Its a fight now

The Dude Abides

What is this? Momentum?

*shoots self in foot*

Yet again we have a bad break / bad execution....

Miami is trying to give us this game and we haven't taken it from them yet.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Left 6-14 points out there now. 2 interceptions with no points.

FIRST DOWN, HOKIES!

There we go. Defense sacking up!

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

For what??

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

How can the offense pretend to give the ball to a player; yet the defense can't tackle them??????

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Horseshit!

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

Fucking awful

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THAT CALL.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

HORSESHIT

J-lo and A-Rod everyone is on the bandwagon ( I know Arod is alum, but I don't like him)

The Dude Abides

A-Rod didn't go to college

We put the K in Kwality

Bullshit

You suck ref.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

And THERE'S the busted coverage again.

OK, so they call Pass Interference, but don't call holding. Ever.

Dangit, Reggie...

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

That wasn't his fault. He was carrying out a fake. And he tackled him...hard. Was a bullshit call.

We put the K in Kwality

I get that, but then to miss the tackle...

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Yeah. Piss poor.

We put the K in Kwality

That bullshit personal call just gave Miami a TD. Fucking horseshit

We're giving up the big play which is exactly what we can't do to win...

HORSESHIT call ref. Why don't you just come out and say you got money on Miami or something. That's the biggest bunch of bullshit I've ever seen called

Feels like it, doesn't it?

You know we need to overcome that. Good teams do

ARE YOU kidding me. Weak ass attempt and another long TD

The Dude Abides

ALWAYS big plays against us. So tired of that.

And holding downfield on stro but hey who's calling that.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Gift call leads to a score. Carrying out a fake he's fair game.

How many questionable calls is that now?

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Any doubt at all that Miami got the call from the league office is gone.

Oh well.....

Listen, there is no way swofford is letting miami lose. This is blatant cheating.

Have to score a TD or FG on this possession. PLEASE DO NOT fuck this up.

That personal foul call was bullshit

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF A QB FAKE IF HE DOESNT CARRY IT OUT AND TAKE ON A TACKLER???????? I'm all for not letting someone kill someone, BUT FUCK.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Only 11 pts. Refs are gonna make it hard. Play it tight. Stop being fucking cute.

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

Kill 'em, till they're ded

We always get shit calls, but that is definitely the worst call all season. He's been pulling and running all night and we're not allowed to hit him? Bullshit.

Gonna be hard to get the momentum back after that shit...

French might be able to tell us, but I don't see how on an RPO both potential ballcarriers can't be liable to get hit; Tim Settle's been tackling the RB the entire game!

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ #YNWA

Call was awful. Herby calling Miami's hold "excellent blocking" was utter horseshit.

It's a very tough night when you have to beat the team you're playing and some bullshit ref calling crowd inspired penalties. Tmac need to run this back

Yeup. I thought we were playing the team in black. Not the ones in black and white too....

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

What could Floyd have done?

If he lets up it's helmet to helmet AKA targeting!!!!!!!

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

FuCorn needs to pick it up now. Bud has done his job tonight - if anyone blames the defense after 3 interceptions, you are just wrong.

Hold consistently

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

If we're gonna draw flags anyway, may as well start earning them.

Throw the fucking football!

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

plenty of time left, plenty of time.

The Dude Abides

holding like shit, in slow mo too and Herbie still loves it

The Dude Abides

So they fake it, you believe it and tackle him, you get called with a 15 point penalty.

It's really the perfect play.

McClease needs to run through the hole there and not dance in the backfield.

Answer with a score lets go!

Keep calm, Gobble on

That flag ended this game. Terrible possession

Not liking the energy. Maybe it's just the energy in my living room but I still don't like it.

Seriously need a fourth turnover now.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Good thing Keane tipped that ball. Would have been picked.

Scoring objective failed. Urgently 3 & out forced by D required!

Check

We put the K in Kwality

Taking a joke.

We put the K in Kwality

I feel like not getting anything done on that big drive was the dagger.

We cant tackle at all. Terrible. Soft.

Tackle tackle tackle tackle tackle tackle please please please learn how to tackle

If Miami wins this game I will be the biggest rah rah homer for notre dame ever and I despise notre dame.

Stro . . . take us home.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Defense doing their job again.

Fire Whit.

Alexander needs to make that tackle.

Stroman gets tackled out of bounds, the ref even marks his foot out at the spot and yet no flag.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

They aren't going to call that tonight!

on them

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

3 and out - need to get the O going.

That should have been roughing the passer

No, that's a half a step (assuming you mean the 1st down pass to Cam)

Can our offense get a big play please??! Seems like it's always the bad guys instead

oh my . . . not good.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Motherfuckingfucker!

Play calling

This whole 4th down thing isn't working out so well. The team appears totally out of control of the down and just scrambling around every time.

Yes. Two Syle FGs would have been nice in retrospect.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

GRRRRRRRRRRR

Jackson's been missing high all night.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Statistical likelihood of victory DRASTICALLY reduced and minimized.

Goddammit. Why do we keep shooting ourselves in the Foot?

We put the K in Kwality

I hope the chain causes ass cancer.

We're doing a great job of playing into the ESPN narrative

The refs have sucked and cost us some momentum/points; however, if we were playing well, we would still have this game won.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Fuente has to answer for this cluster fuck tonight with the playcalling.

Brad. Cornelson. Just awful tonight

What a lucky break for Miami.

Hey we tackled the RB on that fake, no flag??

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

I'm surprised they didn't flag us for tackling the QB...with the ball.

We put the K in Kwality

I guess they didn't need it that time.

I fucking hate Miami. Fucking hate em.

This looks like a high school offense

All praise Foster the destroyer of worlds.

Hail Foster

I hate that damn chain...but it fits Miami perfectly. I think Shapiro paid the refs from prison.

I put it all on the coaches, you could be going into the 4th quarter down 8, but now it's a two score game, I don't think the moment was too big for the players, it was too big for the coaches

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ #YNWA

If the defense doesn't force a 3 & out or turnover on this series and the offense doesn't score a TD, Tech WILL lose this game. Calling it.

should have went for the field goal....... HELLO!!!!!!!!!!

It is a natural gift I posess to create friction in sensitive situations.

Easy freakin pass to complete. Gotta make that connection on 4th down. Offense has killed us all night.

Everyone is complaining about playcalling, but much of that is bc JJ is totally ineffective at throwing it down the field. The last 2 weeks he's played terribly.

Yeah, you can't fault the playcalling on a wide open receiver who is overthrown.

It's not all on Jackson, we have no true downfield threat.

Can i start drinking again....?

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

The score could be 21-16 or 16-14 right now.

It could be about any random number at this point, depending on overthrows and ref calls.

That's the game. We are NOT as good as Clemson was back in 2011. How long is it gonna take till we're as good as Clemson back in 2011? I just wanna be THAT good. Forget the playoffs and NCs.

Well, the way both teams are playing tonight, either would be destroyed in the CFPs.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

We just don't have the horses on offense this year. Good defenses just key in hard on Phillips and completely shut down our offense. Hopefully some of these big body WR recruits will pan out.

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

3 INTs = ? Points

Terrible.

We put the K in Kwality

We are young and have many holes to fill on this team. Playing teams with talent expose where we lack it.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

I am done. Just more of the same. I will be watching the wrestlers though and whatever crap bowl we are in.

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

This chain is making it almost unbearable. ESPN loves it.

On second note we're we in FG range or no? I mean that's potentially 6 points left on the field on the fourth downs. I don't know.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Game over. Just like Clemson we can't play in big games. Hopefully this team shows up for UVA, I wouldn't be surprised if we lost that game either.

Well, hold them to a FG or its over.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Get him off the field.

The offensive line looks to be outplayed on a lot of downs. Without a dude in his face, Jackson makes that pass easily.

How lucky can one team get... alexander pulls up lame to allow the catch.

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

Welp....

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Can this get any worse?????

Just did.

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

This game is like a slot machine.

Alexander falls, happens to be his guy that gets thrown to.

This game is over

so much for everyone harping on "miami been lucky all year". we straight up getting our mouth punched

So, who backs up Alexander? He's gonna have a lot of work to do.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Doesn't matter. AA has played poorly in this game.

We put the K in Kwality

Are you seriously going to tell me that Bud and the Defense didn't know that the QB was going to run the ball there?

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

I guess he didn't anticipate that the refs wouldn't call holding.

I called it from my couch and I'm drunk. Middle of the field looked like a baseball park in December.

Game. Blouses.

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

Making our D look like shit.

We put the K in Kwality

Badger by birth, Hokie by choice

I'll see you guys next week. We still have a chance to end the season strong!

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

Who cares

We absolutely don't belong in the top 25 our offense is a joke

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

I guess holding really pays off, since the refs don't call that.

They are holding anymore. Our DL is just standing up and hand fighting. No push. No fire b

We put the K in Kwality

This same team struggled against UNC.

That's just how college football works, my dude.

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

Scrambling QB eating Fosters lunch in a big game again.

Same
Fucking
Story

We look overrated again, just like when we played Clemson.

FIRST DOWN, HOKIES!

Well maybe next year.

These people
Are losing
Their minds

Ballgame

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

I can't believe how poorly this team has played....we aren't ready for the big game

Another mediocre bowl game is on the horizon... I hope the team can hold together after this.

I mean the Belk Bowl is in a good location for Hokie fans I guess.

Using /s is for cowards.

Ok. That one hurts.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

We're on National Television.... What did you think was going to happen?

It is a natural gift I posess to create friction in sensitive situations.

I hate to be THAT guy but depending on which team we field against UVA this looks like the year they'll have a good chance to tag us. Any semblance of a big game and this staff and team crumbles under the pressure.

Defense will get the blame for this...but they don't deserve it. Face reality - Fuente shit the bed tonight. Big time.

Seems like a tend

How so? We can't win this game without throwing the ball, and our QB is inconsistent.

Wrong QB is in the game. As I said, Josh is safe, but we need an athlete at QB to spark any semblance of a running game. If it's not evident enough by now, especially considering our lack of experience at receiver, it should be now. Josh is not bad by any means, but he's not what this offense needs. We can throw all day but when you don't have receivers, wtf?

I'm blaming Cornelson

Don't really think this is on fuente as much as this is on cornelsen's pussy playcalling to start every big game.

If anyone thinks Cornelsen is really our OC at this point...seriously. We can't make any significant adjustment until half...because Fuente gives him a set of plays and tells him what to adjust at half. Corn is a pawn in this offense.

Fu is the eyes and ears of this offense.

One thing is very clear - their QB has a superior run game to ours.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

Well I guess all the upsets will be for Miami's favor....our OC was much too conservative in the 1st....you really need to set a tone on the road....

I might be making this up, but in these big games it seems like we try to be something we're not on offense and it results in us coming out and laying an egg. Whatever you want to say about the defense, 10 points in the 4th quarter was never going to cut it

I came in expecting that Miami would score 20ish points. I had no doubt that we could at least match that. I was wrong.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Our quarterback has done a good job at playing to his ability, but has a very clear ceiling athletically. When we play better teams with better players, the talent gap shows. Our OL, QB, RB, and WR play isn't anywhere close to where it needs to be to contend for a conference championship.

WVU game aside, I completely agree. Our offense did not look like "us" in this game and the Clemson game. Ranted about the same thing to my wife during the game last night. Something was off. Not sure why.

I watched Miami play Duke and FSU. I really don't think they are all that good. I think this is more showing how bad the teams we've played so far have been. We have a lot of growing up to do on offense but the defense is extremely disappointing tonight.

Who have they played?

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

See how much being able to throw the ball more than 8 yards down the field opens the offense?

Throw long
Run right at 54

Pretty simple recipe to beat Tech.

They seriously had two straight plays where we didn't even touch the guy with the ball.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Yet again we're unable to keep u on offense. Twenty years of being a Hokie fan and the same godang story.

You can say that again

Yet again we're unable to keep u on offense. Twenty years of being a Hokie fan and the same godang story.

Yet again we're unable to keep u on offense. Twenty years of being a Hokie fan and the same godang story.

Everybody take a deep breath. Going into the season most of us had this pegged as a loss. We are not a playoff team this year. Offense is too young. We finish strong at GT, vs Pitt and vs LOLUVA and we are 10-2. Not many predicted that at the start.

It's too early for a level headed look at the big picture, lol... We'll only be seeing drunken hottakes until at least tomorrow.

Using /s is for cowards.

Yeah, but I needed to hear that to keep from going apeshit over this game.

Problem is, those 2 losses (IF that's all we have at season end) will keep us out of the ACC title game. That's what stings for me.

Virginian by Birth, Hokie by Choice

Problem is, if we tackle next week like we did tonight, GT is gonna run for 500 on us. Couple that with another slow start and we are 7-3 heading into Pitt.

So we're down 18 and we're still running on first down? This is embarrassing

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Shitting the bed in prime time against the U. Does it get any worse?

shitting the bed in prime time again UVA would be worse, so lets see how that goes

They ask you how you are and you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine.

To be the best you gotta beat the best. We are still struggling with the same mentality that Beamer left us with. The one that didn't achieve a national championship.

Great thinking by the offense tonight to play poorly and not execute in primetime so schools don't try to hire away Fuente.

Fire Whit.

Yeah, our offense needs some work. Defense looks pretty good. People want us to be a playoff team all the time but in real life we aren't ready yet.

Deposit whiskey, receive wisdom.

We just don't look ready to win a big game. Too much youth and inexperience on offense. Obvious with our enormous offensive blunders.

What happened to the goddamn tempo offense?

Has tech taken any shots deep?

The D hasn't been awful tonight, but how everyone doesn't abuse us with QB draws all night long is beyond me. We absolutely leave a huge hole in the middle of the field, and Moto is at a complete mismatch in space against anyone with marginal athletic ability.

This has been an exposure game. Coaches have been doing more with less all season, but the two games against teams with top notch talent this year have shown there is no amount of scheming that can hide the talent discrepancy.

JJ threatens no good dbs down the field. We don't have a good running game and Miami can just stack the box and JJ has thrown maybe 1 ball farther than 10 yards

Well, we are definitely not in a hurry.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

So tired of shitting ourselves on the big stage.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

Amazing play by Michael Jackson

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Beat it, just beat it.

This ain't no truth or dare.

Championship teams don't fuck up like we do.

Did you really think we were a championship team this year?

Would you like Prys with that?

I was hoping that we were at least a coastal championship team this year. But yeah, we're a l-o-n-g way from being ready for the CFP.

Now we can't even catch the ball.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

We can't catch a cold right now. This team has given up.

We put the K in Kwality

They haven't given up, come on.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

I guess I'm saying they're mentally beat. Concentration is gone.

We put the K in Kwality

Y'all gotta catch the ball, man...

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Great play call, great protection, great throws and two dropped passes for 1st downs.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

How are we going to look when ND hangs 70 on them next week?

We put the K in Kwality

I'm so tired of being the measuring stick rather than being the contender...

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Our bad is so unique; unlike any other team's bad.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

25 WRs on the team. 1 who can actually catch.

We need some athletes on offense. Until we get some, we'll be average.

So true — especially when the few we have leave early prematurely for the NFL.

Virginian by Birth, Hokie by Choice

None of which are on teams!

We put the K in Kwality

I was going to add that, but didn't want to get anyone here riled up. But, yea....

Virginian by Birth, Hokie by Choice

I'm willing to give Bush a shot. It's officially garbage time.

It is a natural gift I posess to create friction in sensitive situations.

How much fucking money do we need to throw at this program to win these fucking games???

Somehow, Miami is able to get wide receivers who can catch the ball.

I mean, more than one.

We just look shook all over

Will this team ever win a game on the big stage? Somebody just make a damn play.

Miami finally deciding to play like a ranked team.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Yea and watch them get annihialated next week and make the Coastal look like a laughing stock again.

Using /s is for cowards.

Well tonight they're better than us

At this rate, Clemson and Miami will be in the CFP and Orange Bowl, respectively. At 10-2 we'll probably be in Orlando or Jacksonville.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

3 turnovers. Had all the momentum with 13 left in the 3rd, and now this. What in the actual fuck...

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Congrats everyone we're going to be Miami's marquee win....isn't it nice?

Well guys I have been a long time stalker of TKP(check in on game threads and such) but never joined until this week. Thought I might like some emotional support as I don't live anywhere with a strong VT presence. You guys are intelligent and passionate when it comes to Hokie football and I love it. But guys I've been a Hokie since I can remember football having grown up in SWVA. I truly don't know of anything that disappoints me more in this world than watching any game like this one that the Hokies are in. I know some of this is alcohol fueled but very little. We just haven't been able to get it done in a looong time. I love the Hokies. I will die and be buried in something that says Hokies but I don't know when we'll ever or if we'll ever cross to the next level. I hope. I wish. I may have even prayed for it a time or two but I just don't see it. In my opinion to become that team that gets to the next level you have to eventually win these games more than you lose them and to me I feel like we don't.

We'll get there, Bourbonsburg.

We'll get there.

We're just not there yet.

I'm with you, after the Clemson game and this game, I truly feel like a piece of the "chokies" still resides in this program, and that might take getting a full compliment of Fuente's recruits who don't associate with that big game fail mentality, but if he keeps losing big games like this, it won't be going away anytime soon, this loss hurts because everything was lined up for a major jump in the polls and the inclusion in the CFP talk, now we're just another "young team" that's not ready yet for the big time, and it hurts like hell because I feel like the coaches are what sealed the deal for us.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ #YNWA

Just to foil the others and represent how I feel: we may never break that barrier, but I'll be buried in M&O anyways.

Nice tackling...

VT can't even make a tackle at this point.

So we'll fall to 19/20, Miami probably moves to 6. Awesome....

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Probably where we should be.

My god. The tackling is just...😑

Also, have we hit Rosier behind the line of scrimmage once? Because I don't think we have...

EDIT: we just got one!! In garbage time. And not the good kind.

Miami is better than any of us gave them credit for. And we... have a lot of work to do.

the numbers don’t lie and they spell disaster

We did, but it was a personal foul and now we're probably scared to...

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

We did once and Floyd got flagged for 15 for it.

Drinking.

You are not allowed to hit the other players. Remember? When we found out about this, we began to stink it up tonight. In all seriousness, the tackling is nonexistent.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Our coaching staff needs to realize this is bigtime football. In big games, we look unprepared, out coached, and frankly, like a bunch of pussies.

This isn't the American Conference anymore, guys.

I think they realize that.

Got nothing to show for it.

Junior varsity staff calling junior varsity games, recruiting junior varsity players

Well, TOP is still in play.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Lol our longest live game threads are always on the most miserable losses.

Using /s is for cowards.

At least Bud is used to it. "Hey man..don't expect us to score any points. Our offense is based on being better than bad teams"

okay... 10 minutes left in the 4th.. down by 18.. lets go out and run the ball some more and drop every pass we can! Got us to 7-1 right?..... wait.....

It is a natural gift I posess to create friction in sensitive situations.

Josh Jackson deserves better receivers tonight. Any defensive coordinator in the country deserves better tackling tonight.

The Hokies did not show up and got embarrassed. It was a good season. Hopefully we win out for a semi-respectable bowl and can recruit some better linemen to help move the chains and make everything run more smoothly. We got outclassed tonight in the trenches by a mile and a half.

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

We got outclassed tonight in the trenches by a mile and a half.

To a shocking degree. Their defense was always gonna give our OLine fits, but they way their line neutralized our front 7 was flat-out embarrassing. Really thought we'd play better. What a bummer.

the numbers don’t lie and they spell disaster

No flag there either huh?

Why can't we just lose. Not get completely embarrassed. I can stomach losing if we actually show up and play. This is just embarrassing.

Look, I'm not gonna lie, I'm as disappointed and/or disgusted as the rest of you. But if you look back at some of the pre-season predictions, 8 wins was the average win total for this team. We all got sucked in because Fuente does a good job with less talent. Hard to dispute 17 wins in 2 years. We are just not there yet. Personally, I think Clemson and Miami just have better athletes. Call it recruiting, call it coaching but we ain't there yet. Give CJF a couple of more years of recruiting and I have faith he can get us there. I also refuse to get into questioning play calls. Coaches coach, players play, and fans bitch. I get it.
Hate it for our guys, hate that we implode once again on national TV, hate that it's Mami, etc. But, we have been back in the rankings for 2 years, we are back on the rise, and we have some great young talent. It's not a dumpster fire and it's one game. Prolly won't be going to Charlotte, but we will be bowling.
Good times lie ahead. Rest your head on your pillow with that.

Do good times lie ahead? Miami has a top 3 recruiting class incoming...

Correct. All of these other teams have better athletes. But you would think at some point, athletes or not, home team advantage or scheme or pride or something makes us better than 1-33 ALL TIME versus top ten teams. Iowa showed up today and buttfucked the Buckeyes. I'd like our teams to show up once in a while when it matters and catch the ball and tackle and put up a fight

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

Never mind.................your are right. Im drunk!

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Iowa showed up and butt fucked the buckeyes TODAY. They've been raped by OSU for decades. Don't use their win today as a measuring stick for success.

I like you. Stick around.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Of course. Perfect time for a TO.

We put the K in Kwality

Anddddd boom goes the dynamite

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

WHERE THE HELL WAS THE LATE HIT FLAG?

BUY OFFENSIVE LINEMAN... I DONT CARE WHERE THE FUCK THEY COME FROM..... GET SOMEBODY WHO KNOWS HOW TO STAND IN FRONT OF SOMEBODY....

It is a natural gift I posess to create friction in sensitive situations.

They hit our QB behind the line of scrimmage. Isn't that a 15-yard penalty? I thought it was pretty clear that you are not allowed to touch the other team.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

I EXPECT BETTER. I want better. Whom is the OL coach??

If you dont have the horses..........................

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

We should have blown the fucking doors off of this team... That's what pissed me off the most...

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

So personal foul called if you tackle a guy who is faking, but not if you hit a guy out of bounds. Gotta let 'em play, ya know.

Jackson might have gotten his hand or a finger broken... I hope not, but the way he crumpled after getting the ball stripped...

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Just in case you didn't think the game was over.

I'm out. See y'all next week.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

To make matters worse I can't even use this fucking site on mobile anymore without getting spamware. I literally tried making this post a minute ago and got redirected mid composition to adware again. This is the 10th time tonight. And no I'm not going to join the club just because it's the only way to make this site bearable on mobile anymore

Yep. The first time I accidentally click something that fucks my phone up ill be done with this site.

It is a natural gift I posess to create friction in sensitive situations.

#VOTE4BUSH

Shit. Hurt his throwing hand

Why is Osterloh ever in at left tackle?

Nijman was out tonight

Why didn't we open up the offense up earlier?

Same reason we don't throw in the red zone. Scared.

We put the K in Kwality

I HATE that espn has a graphic for that stupid chain

It may be the dumbest thing i've seen in sports in recent history.

I criticize knowing full well I could never do what these athletes do.

It is ESPN, they are trying their hardest to reach the kids. The chain was overplayed 4 weeks ago

If you don't want to see the stupid chain, hold onto the football.

Or do something with the friggin ball when you get one (or 3)!

We put the K in Kwality

We should have ended the chain tonight. Grabbed it and lost it in the lunch pail forever, but tech had to go and play a usual VT game.

Sad!

So can anybody bring themselves to pull for Miami next week?

Using /s is for cowards.

Fuck no...Notre Dame by 50

Never.

I was born and raised catholic. Not practicing anymore, but I will be next Saturday. I'd rather see ND win out than Miami think they're actually bak.

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

I'm so fucking tired of being embarrassed on the national stage....

Don't want to be a dick but I hope JJ is just a stop gap until Hendon understands the offense. Don't get me wrong, he's done a fine job controlling the team but from what I've seen he's leading us nowhere...unless we have a David wilson, Ryan Williams, etc

I am really curious about this. How long next year does Hendon sit on the bench? Fu does like to stick with one QB. I hope the best man wins.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Can't stay angry too long with that fucking South Park game commercial. Hilarious everytime.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

No creativity on plays whatsoever.

Ah yes run first and second down just forfeit already

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Down 18. Running the ball and throwing screen passes. Genius!

We put the K in Kwality

We put a QB with an injured hand in the game and run the ball; well, surprise.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Virginia Tech Coaches are insulting their fans intelligence at this point

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

I work in an office with a Miami fan. Now mind you like most Miami fans this dude has probably not watched one game they've played this year while I haven't missed a second of Hokie football in a long time. I absolutely dread going to work and listening to this douche bag Monday.

I have someone Iike this too...thankfully I'm off for a week

Our program has a fractured but whole.

Our program has a fractured but whole.

I'm laughing hysterically at this. Thank you. Seriously, thank you.

Down 18 throw 8 yard passes. We're going to need 42 more minutes in this game.

We put the K in Kwality

JJ is giving it his all, and I love him for it. Don't listen to the haters.

Miami appears to be able to anticipate our three plays.

They're also better at hiding Pass Interference.

Well...we do call them in the same order.

We put the K in Kwality

I really was expecting cornelsen/fuente to install additional offensive plays or kinks for big games but there have been nothing but timid play calls until the game is out of hand.

Seriously with the game where it is, let Bush get some snaps. And find Coleman Fox god DAMNIT. Let's get some experience for these guys.

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

I have never understood why most coaches won't give it a try just to see if another player can provide a spark to the offense. Nothing says you have to bring that other player in for the rest of the game.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

I just don't want to see Jackson get hurt and us be like "oh fuck what now" for the next 3 weeks.

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

I think we could actually be better.

We recruit at a 30-20 level, we play at a 30-20 level. We can overachieve to a 10-15 level, but thats all we can reasonably expect.

GET JACKSON OUT OF THIS GAME BEFORE HE GETS HURT!

Yeah. But what about Memphis?

We put the K in Kwality

Low SOS....

I agree. Fuente won some big games at Memphis. Ole miss was huge here.

Should be noted that this was in 2015, his fourth year at Memphis.

Yes it was and it was the kind of game that had the feel of a game like this for tech and while I was emotionally detached whereas I am not from these I feel like he's a coach who CAN get it done in big games.

Jackson just ran 40 yards sideways for a 2 yard loss.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

But he got out of bounds to stop the clock.

Does Corn know the the score and time? We are playing to score once before half.

We put the K in Kwality

If we want a quickie that can throw it 10 yards at least make it one who can be a threat running

Well at least we won time of possession. And lunch pail > chain. Always.

I don't really know why they didn't play short passes all night.

It's what Jackson is good at.

You and the rest of us.

I hate seeing our players decided to play with passion and want to hit someone in the mouth down 18 with three minutes left in the 4th.

I can't fault their passion. They're out there playing.

I don't see them giving up. Jackson is getting pummeled every play.

I agree with the passion and I'm glad they're not rolling over. I just wish that same attitude was evident in the first half.

The offensive line has been an absolute joke tonight.

I criticize knowing full well I could never do what these athletes do.

We aren't there yet. But I'm proud as fuck of how we're playing this last drive.

Learn. Get better.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

I agree. You can't fault their passion or commitment.

Our offensive line deserves the sternest of talking to's

Think we need to chill with JJ. Freshman QB and the oline is seriously having issues tonight.

Are these designed runs for Josh?

JJ should punch our OL in the mouth. They are getting him killed.

We put the K in Kwality

College Gameday announced they're going to Miami next week while this fucking game is still going on. I'm officially embarrassed.

Did you hear them say "Undefeated ND goes to undefeated Miami" (and this was with more than 5 minutes left)?

And? The game was in hand... Whats the issue here?

It is a natural gift I posess to create friction in sensitive situations.

ND is not undefeated.

We put the K in Kwality

Notre dame isn't undefeated....

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Fuente is going to get his players killed with these calls at the end of the game.

We just watched everything he's worked to build get replaced by Miami in one night. We might finish 10-2 and no one will give a shit.

Miami is "bak" and we are back to blowing chunks in prime time.

^this...

Who was blocking on that last play?

Our line has got to improve 1000% to give us a chance in any game that matters

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

Enough.

Fucking Miami facemasking them at this point in the game.

Class all the way.

miami has so much more speed

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

You need some misdirection to use that against them.

We tried. Execution sucks.

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

All we did was misdirect ourselves.

I'd like to see another VT score.

New coach same story we just can't win big games. Not sure if it's the players but we just don't belong believe we belong.

SLC

Dude one game. Chill

And a team full of frosh at skill positions. For real.

"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

Sad when you're just hoping for a TD to make the score look better

I don't care about the score.

I just like the middle finger it would represent.

Well everyone. We absolutely sucked tonight. Our players need to learn from this one. Our coaches need to get their act together for the big games. The coaches should be embarrassed, as the offensive play calling was 'offensive.'

Let's hit the reset button, go 10-2, and dominate whoever we play in the bowl game.

GO HOKIES!

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

All these Miami fans showing up all sudden make me sick.

It is a natural gift I posess to create friction in sensitive situations.

Just had to see that stupid fucking chain one more time. I think I'm going to puke.

Puke away.

Nobody will blame you.

Players aren't good enough.

god. I hate maimi so much.

We put the K in Kwality

Fuck Miami, fuck these dirty playing fucks. They are a garbage team that will get exposed next week as who they really are, a garbage ass fucking team.

I'm out.

Lousy performance tonight guys, we don't deserve it. Miami is absolutely terrible and we let them win. If you still think Jackson is the answer and Cornelsen is really a great OC, I hope you reconsider. Love this team to death, but we absolutely choked this one away on offense. Bud did his job. Fuente lost it big time.

Disagree with you on both accounts. JJ is a r-Freshman. CornFu doesn't trust him enough yet. This is really more about our offensive line - Miami's run D sucked and we couldn't run the ball. If you become one dimensional against a good team (and Miami is a good team) you will get beat.

Absolutely, the lack of run game since RW is an embarrassment.

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

If we had an offensive line, we'd also have a passing game.

4 seniors in the rotation on offensive line. This is actually one of the better o-lines we've had in the past 5 years.

Yet it hasn't really shown in the run game all year. And tonight JJ got killed in the passing game.

I think this is a 2 fold problem. We don't have a tailback. If you have watched the film from this season we have opened lots of holes that the rbs have missed. IMO the bigger problem is the scheme based around RPOs. On any given play our o-line is neither run blocking or pass blocking but a weird middle ground. They can't get after the defensive line and man handle them or aggressively get to the second level because they can't go 5 yards past the line of scrimmage in case it's a pass. I don't know enough about football to know if this can be fixed *paging French*.

What I do know from watching the Hokies the past 25 years is that this o-line isn't bad. Consider how few penalties we've had this year. There were seasons where every drive involved a 1st and 15/20 due to a penalty. We've given up a few sacks but some have been coverage sacks. We are really struggling at wr. If Patterson, Farley, and Turner aren't good to elite then I'm afraid the offense will be worse next year. Savoy doesn't have the quickness to get much separation in the slot and lacks the top end speed to be effective on the outside. Denmark, Kumah, pimp, and grimsley have combined for 15 catches this season with Kumah catching 11.

Miami is not a good team. We can't run the ball because we don't have a great running back, don't have exceptional run blocking, and don't have a running threat at qb to minimize those deficiencies.

We can blame JJ's inexperience all day, but 8 games when you still throw into double and triple coverage, where does the blame lie? Multiple interceptions tonight.

If I remember right, a few of those were the receiver's fault

They 'don't trust him enough' to make a throw >12 yards down the field? The only completions he had >15 looked like me playing 500 in the back yard as a kid. I get there were 2 drops in the second half, but the first half and his throws 90% of the game weren't good. We're not going to beat good teams when half our throwing plays are completed within 5 yards of the LOS.

JJ has been decent for us, but has some pretty significant physical limitations, and a low ceiling. We're not going to beat teams like Clemson or Miami with players of the talent level we've currently got.

Players need to get better, coaches need to recruit better.

Should that hit on Jackson on that last interception not be a FUCKING FLAG?

It is a natural gift I posess to create friction in sensitive situations.

I fucking hate miami

Usual big game results that we have seen this year: JJ hits his passes, receivers drop a few of them, tailbacks can't break any big runs, o-line doesn't hold well, and the running QB burns us.

That's pretty much the season. Will be less stressful playing GT and Pitt with nothing really on the line the rest of the way. Hopefully we'll be back in the mix again next year, although Miami is only going to get better as well.

2026 Season Challenge: TBD
Previous Challenges: Star Wars (2019), Marvel (2020), Batman (2021), Wrasslin' (2022)

I don't think I've heard to seasoned announcers pull more for or talk up one team more than these two have tonight.

Well, we sure didn't give them anything else to talk about. I promise you they would have talked us up if the roles were reversed. That's just how it goes...in any game.

The espn "turnover chain" highlight is the most bias, infuriating thing I've ever seen. I hope ND rips their buttholes out

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Will be the first time in the history of my life that I route for ND to win.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Yes. But it also rang true tonight. How can you argue with that result?

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

With a heavy dose of alcohol and hokie pride, it's hard to fight. I REFUSE to blame the game on the refs with an 18 point spread, but my God I feel like were playing against the refs the entire night. It seems like everything was stacked for Miami

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

I don't even know how JJ is still walking.

Fire Whit.

My wife and I were in complete disbelief that he was still in there taking those hits so late in the game, especially after the arm injury.

Sigh.

Absolute FUCKING FAILURE!!! From TOP to bottom. Even IF Coach Fu offers an apology in the postgame, I don't fuckiing accept it. And I STILL EXPECT this team to win the remainder of their games.

I trust Fuente, but what was the point in getting your QB hit 10 times in the last minute and a half down 18? I was just stunned we would do that.

Had he scored, I think the point would have been that VT doesn't give up.

I think that was the point anyway.

Hey, that guy can spell "Ball Game".

Give him a Miami degree, or at least a gold chain.

If it was UNC it would have been Bal Gaim.

Degree, but no gold chain.

Seeing that, UNCheat will probably mail him a degree...

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

That's a graduate level course.

We put the K in Kwality

With boats'n ho's

Play calling versus the good teams makes me feel like our coaches think we're bad on offense. Maybe we're bad on offense.

oh please god can we beat Virginia

They ask you how you are and you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine.

As a side note, I think we're all Clemson fans now. ;)

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I don't care how much I don't like it. The Miami turnover chain works. As Rosier said "we came and took what's ours."

What an embarrassment. I wasn't sure if VT would win but I thought they would show some fight. Same logo. New coach. Same result against top ten team. I hope it can change down the road

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

Closest thing to the 2005 game I've seen since. Sickening. Offense nonexistent. I don't want to seem completely out of hope, but holy shit that was bad. They fed off the hype and crowd incredibly well. Bud earning his statue day by day.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

How is Bud earning his statue? He's slowly becoming the most overrated DC in college football.

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

Explain please.

Think he's referencing the REPEATED 3-4 missed tackles, 2-3 busted coverage and Swiss cheese porous run defense.

How many turnovers did his defense have tonight? How many good field positions did his defense give the offense tonight? Same can be said for the Clemson game, just how many times can a good opportunity be squandered? I didn't downvote ya, but damn dude.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Yall can down vote me if you want but I'm about to spit the damn truth. Fuck this guy ☝️

Joking, obviously, but come the fuck on dude. Bud Foster is almost universally considered a top 5 DC of the past 20-30 years. Overrated? Seriously? Mobile QBs give everyone fits and add a defense with perhaps less talented depth than most top tier programs and this is what you get.

Calm your tits, get some perspective, and realize we're still headed in the right direction. A few more dudes and we'll be fine.

Leg for almost full Arnie!

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