We Made the ESPN Bottom 10 (but NOT for the reAson you're thinking)

Last line in the article, those on the waiting list, we get a nod.

http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/page/bottom110717/bottom-10...

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You write for Buzzfeed also?

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Coach finds out guaranteed way to win every football game and you won't believe how simple it is...

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

ACC OFFICIALS HATE HIM.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

AD'S LOVE HIM

To save everyone a click:

"Miami and Virginia Tech switching uniforms (0-1)"

Don't get it

To quote The Producers: "Quiet, he thinks he's witty."

I prefer CBS Sports' Bottom 25 anyway.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

That's a good thing, right?!

We put the K in Kwality

Nashville local sports radio talk was complaining on Monday about how VT looked like Miami and vice versa (re: Unis). So, I'm guessing this is a similar take. Maybe?

Virginian by Birth, Hokie by Choice

That and everyone all week was picking us hands down. Even Bear on Game Day said there's no reason to pick it because it's already been decided with VT winning. The point is Miami looked like people expected us to look, and vice versa.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Apparently ESPN forgot to tell him /s.

I know of ESPN. I also know of this site. I don't just randomly link between the two with no context

Well, for starters, they rigged our game against Miami. Did you know that?

IMPOSSIBLE TO WIN THE PRE DETERMINE

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

But I do.

β€œI remember Lee Corso's car didn't get out of the parking lot.” -cFB
TKPC #666 ...man that was long wait...

savage comments. Appreciate the link to Hokie related news, but provide some commentary on posts. Your opinion, witty remarks, analysis or clever gif. Especially if you're simply linking another site's content.

And especially if the only mention of us is about half a dozen words. You can just quote that as well.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Honestly, I've been waiting all day read the comments, and seriously wasn't disappointed. First comment had me on the floor, as long as its funny, roast away. I'd like to think I got some fellow TKPers outta the dumpster that is memories of Saturday night.

β€œI remember Lee Corso's car didn't get out of the parking lot.” -cFB
TKPC #666 ...man that was long wait...

You know, I like you Whitman. You handle constructive criticism with aplomb.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

Don't get it

I don't get the whole thread!

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

But what do I do with this erection that lasts more than 4 hours?

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

what wouldn't you do with an erection that lasted more than 4 hours....

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

so many things! here is a list of just a few that is in no way intended to be exhaustive, but rather just to give some examples of what i personally wouldn't do.

  • post a picture of it to social media
  • apply icy hot
  • put it in a paper shredder
  • show a police officer

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

10/10 DO NOT recommend putting icy hot any where near that general area, it will ruin your whole week.

He said give to me Roscoe

I take it you had a strain and decided to try something. You gotta go easy on that thing and it won't hurt so much.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

I once tried applying icy hot to a strained groin during high school soccer. You get just a little teeny tiny dab on the wrong spot and .................

My sophomore year at Tech, I used biofreeze on my thigh, and was very careful about placement. Unfortunately, I didn't think harder about putting on compression shorts right after. Icy hot on the balls is bad, Biofreeze is exponentially worse.

There was a couple seniors that put Red Hot (like icy hot but with the cooling part, and less smell) in my practice pants one day when I was a freshman in high school. By the time I realized there was something in my pants, it was too late.... Worst. Practice. EVER.

I wouldn't wish that feeling on anyone. Except Paul Johnson and/or Pat Nardouche

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Also have to be careful when spraying the lower back. Wait for it to dry/absorb completely before going outside where it's above 90 in both temp and humidity. When you start sweating, it will be a feeling you do NOT want to have for an entire round of golf.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Leave my computer unlocked while my drunken brother was over

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

The title lacks reason.

Seriously, if (against all good reason) you're going to leave the post up, add an "a" to "reson", it's bothersome.

mission Accomplished.

β€œI remember Lee Corso's car didn't get out of the parking lot.” -cFB
TKPC #666 ...man that was long wait...