What's Heather Dinich new voicemail to Bud going to say now!?

She's the reason I stopped going to the ESPN website!

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I'M SORRY!!!

More like "Thank you for making my upset alert come true. Now tell me why VT's running backs underperformed after a good showing vs Bama"

Dinich didnt pick us, it was the other girl (Andrea?) that had us in the upset alert

"Please don't turn your defensive ju-ju magic on me!"

It was a catch

"You know, I was only reporting things I thought I knew, now I know I knew some wrong things. Woo, now that I got that off my chest, you guys need to step it up against UNC"

"I was looking at the box score for the GT game and you gave up 60+ more yards to them than the best CFB team of the millennium. What's wrong!" -HD

*head ripping off sound*

"What?!" -Foster

I have little doubt that Bud Foster could immediately be a Drill Sergeant or Drill Instructor without any training.

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

***Strong Language not for the easily offended!!!***

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

"I saw a lot of pass interference calls against your safety. What's with the offsides on Tyler, he's playing like a walk-on. You're real lucky GT had all those false starts."

"I saw in the stat sheets that GT had like 144 yards passing, which is much higher than their season average. I guess starting two freshmen in the secondary hasn't work out very well."

"It's a Hokie takeover of The Hill ... in Charlottesville!" -Bill Roth

That's in quotes. Was this actually said? Seriously?

Derp...nevermind...I forgot what forum I was in.

Not actually said by any giraffe, as far as I know. Pardon the quotation marks; I was just answering the question of what she says now.

"It's a Hokie takeover of The Hill ... in Charlottesville!" -Bill Roth

She's on her way to Walmart right now to get a new pay-as-you-go phone. That way no one will know her number except the telemarketing people from India.

"The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. " Rocky B.

"remember a long neck means a deep throat!"

The voicemail is gonna sound something like what a giraffe clearing it's throat sounds like

D-Block
#BEATOHIOST

Or this...

"Exit light..."

The voicemail starts there's the loud crash of Bud's hands reaching through the connection and chocking the "Neck" out! Beeep and Click!!!!

He's Still Open!!!

You gotta respect the fact that she really stuck her neck out to make that phone call. But she must have had her head in the trees to think we were gonna let GT run all over us.

You know, because she's a giraffe...

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

"Well, that was a nice week, but I still haven't forgotten about Marshall there Bud!"

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

"It's tough for such a physical offense to bounce back in 5 days, you really seemed to take advantage of their fatigue."

Anyone else notice that she hasn't posted anything today...Any chance she got fired for a lack of actual content to her posts? I barely read her blog, but I was pretty pissed when I saw after the Marshall game that she'd said that we no longer had one of the best defenses in the Nation and probably not even in the ACC. Anyway, I figured there would at least be some kind of excuse blog about her predictions today, but no posts only AA.

β€œThese people are losing their minds. This is beautiful.”

She's probably busy travelling to wherever Florida State or Miami are playing tomorrow.

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

It takes awhile to get through airport security in a giraffe crate...logistics!

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

I think this was from Bud's postgame press conference...

 bud

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

"Miami is still back"

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.