
Who: Virginia Tech Hokies (8-3, 4-3 ACC) vs. Virginia Cavaliers (6-5, 3-4 ACC)
When: Friday, November 24, 2017 at 8:00 PM EDT
Where: Charlottesville, Virginia | Scott Stadium (61,500)
Watch/Listen: ESPN / Virginia Tech IMG
Spread: Virginia Tech -7
Weather: 43 degrees and clear
Series: The Hokies have won 13 in a row, 17 of the last 18, and hold a 56-37-5 advantage over Virginia in the all-time series.
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LETS GO
EAT LEFTOVERS!!!
oops, I mean...
HOKIES!!! π¦π¦ππ π―
You mean diet until Christmas and go to the gym?
Only for 1 day, then we feast on Wahoos!
1-0!
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Can I ask for no images or gifs on this thread? This is going to be a giant thread and images kill the loading time.
You can ask anything you want
Surprised it's been 5 minutes and nobody's answered your request with a gif.
Sorry, I slept in. It was glorious.
I thought about it... But...
Thanks for effectively giving a plea for more images and gifs; I was thinking the last couple of weeks that there weren't enough in the in-game thread.
And the rumored subliminal message of "Kill Ozzy" at the bottom right of the artwork. That was obviously jealousy. Sabbath without Ozzy was not nor ever will Be Sabbath.
Maybe not, but Heaven and Hell is an amazing record.
Agreed, Heaven and Hell is actually a very good album. But to me it's just not Sabbath. It's Dio with Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler, and Bill Ward as the band.
Tony Iommi is also my all-time favorite guitarist. People think I bought an SG back in the day because of Angus Young, but it was Iommi. Lost his fingertips while working in a factory, made fake fingertips for his fretting hand and coincidentally had to detune his guitar for it to feel more comfortable. Distorted crunchy british amp + dual SG humbuckers + detuned guitar = the birth of metal.
Y'all can laugh all you want, I don't hang out on the game threads.
Ya crazy Dutch bastard!
UVA SUCKS.
Not sure where this GIF came from but it is glorious

I think Bronco just got some new ideas for practice
Today is Black Friday.
This morning my coffee is blackπ΅. This afternoon I'm brewing my version of Left Hand's "Fade to Black" πΊ.
Tonight the Hokies will make it 14 straight. It's going to be a good day π¦>>π.
Since it worked last week:
Kids have been up since 6:10, I'm sick, wife is sick, one kid is sick rest are going stir crazy being home. I need the Hokies to WIN today.
It's my birthday FAM
and a Hokie win is at the top of my wish list
Happy birthday fam
Chris Hardwick?
Must. Have. Brothers. Get ready. So we can LEAVE already. I have been waiting on my brother's all my life as I am sitting in the driveway resisting the urge to crack #colbeer
I got it this week, HokieFireman.
I'm sick from the stomach bug that my wife gave me, and our youngest has been sick for the past 3 days. We finally had to take him to the ER because his temp hit 103 at 3 this morning, so I've been up since. And here I sit, at work. I really need this win tonight.
But I'm nervous as fuuuuck. Which Uva team is going to show up?
The one who will lose
So....anybody drunk yet??
Nes
Nintendo Entertainment System. Indeed, my friend.
Giggjsjuycn!!!!! Hahufujfrr uihgtyqpj
We had a clambake T'giving today and I did not have a cocktail til 3:30. I'm pounding them now!
Sitting here with the family in Oak Island. We came in one car. Who goes to the beach for Thanksgiving? Wi-Fi not working. Phone is jacked up. Pissed off I might miss the game. Family could tell how mad I was. Early Christmas gift. They just called Enterprise, about to get picked up. Heading home 2 days early. GO HOKIES!!!
Sidenote 3 aunts, 2 uncles, multiple cousins and my mother went to loluva. I really don't think they wanted to be around me today.
Oak Island Minnesota?
Family is having a delayed Thanksgiving dinner at my house today. I'm kicking them out at 7.
Go Hokies!
I brought extra jerseys for the non-Hokie guests.
They don't want to watch? Or are you like me and don't like to show your psychotic side in front of company?
The latter.
I completely understand.
Sitting in the doctor's office waiting to find out whether the fiance is having a boy or girl....
Read as: Waiting to find out if I can continue celebrating after we win tonight, or if I should skip the game to go shopping for another gun and bars to go over windows.
GO HOKIES!
Nice, I know the deal - happy if the baby is healthy, but what are you guys hoping for?
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that they're hoping for VT to mop the deck with the boo-hoos
but if, God forbid, the hoos manage to upset the Hokies and end the streak he'll need to re-up on his home defenses since the obnoxious boo-hoos are going to come out of the woodwork at full force...I mean, they've been sitting in waiting for almost 1.5 decades....who knows what kind of hell they'll unleash if/when they win. Best not to risk it.
In fact, I'm considering re-upping my home defenses now too.....just to be safe
Absolutely. It's funny how things go full circle... I used to hate when people would say "we don't care as long as it's healthy". Now that's exactly how I feel and state it when people ask.
But I'm definitely hoping for another boy. I have a 5 yr old son, a 3 year old (future) step daughter now... I want a receiver to go with the quarterback.
We were split on it. My son and I wanted a boy and she and her daughter wanted a girl. But mostly just healthy. We got a boy though
May your child be a happy and healthy baby Hokie!
Found out I'm having a boy two weeks ago, we are naming him....LANE!! FAM!
Congrats Fam!
Congratulations.
I can support the name in full. Wife had to have all C first names and I an Orioles fan so went with Camden Lane
Turkey sandwich count-1 (also had Pals at exit 7)
Current thought- UVA has a dangerous slot receiver with Zaccheaus and struggles to run the ball. With Alexander possibly back, I wonder if we see Stroman at the nickel?
Worry level- high. Need some big time play on offense
God damn, French. Your worry level is gonna give me ulcers.
Please keep in mind, I am nervous before most games. I see ghosts behind every tree. Hopefully the O gets going today.
With you, French. I see an ugly game, Tech winning 20-17, with an epic defensive effort in order to seal the game. Just don't see the spark on offense.
NO ...no I see a 38-13 uva ass thumping! Again from another thread......bad juju.
Bronco is my bitch, said bud foster
Anyone know if Nijman playing?
My UVA cousin was just whining on twitter about the number of Hokies tailgating (and outnumbering the Boo-Hoos by a large margin). Well done, everyone. Way to crush their spirits!
Hokes, what's good in life?
via GIPHY
Somehow, miraculously, there was no trash talk at dinner yesterday. Unspoken agreement, perhaps?
Maybe both groups nervous about a loss and waiting until after the game?
In 2004, I received a letter from the DMV saying I had to speak with a supervisor before renewing my registration. So I went to the DMV and learned that an "unknown" number of LOLUVA douchebags had complained that my license plates were disgusting/untasteful/inappropriate and couldn't be renewed.

Since I needed new plates, I came up with these and the supervisor approved them:

These lasted for a glorious six years before enough LOLUVA douches complained about them and I was not able to renew them anymore.
Just renew with UVA plates saying LOLUVA. Not patently offensive, so no wine and cheese douches. can do anything. Or you could say stinks, or even fails. Consult the Miller Test for a foolproof license plate.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miller_test
* no legal advice was given nor solicited. Please consult an attorney.*
wow, that sucks. Glad they lasted a good 6 years though
It was a good run, I'm surprised the second set lasted that long. Only got two years out of the first set. Good news is that I still have all of the plates and they have been snuck inside Lane mutliple times. From the 2014 game,
This is fucking phenomenal.
Time for the next word: blows?
Eats it
All timer.
Player statuses rolling in on Twitter. Carroll, Peoples, and Alexander are dressed and warming up. Nijman, Reynolds, and Savoy missing.
Leg for the update!
Come on Patterson!
Savoy missing?
At least according to AB
Well done, Hokie faithful.
Son of a bitch Duke Texas is going to OT on ESPN.
Ahhhh this is a football thread.
EDit: But who cares fuck G.A.!
This Dook-Texas game just went to overtime. Damnit
Fuck Grayson Allen, he be trippin!
10 minutes. LETS GO!
HOKIES!!
HOKIES!!!!!
jeeze, duke killing Texas because of the size difference
So is there any alternate channel for the game? Can't believe I tuned in to see dook! I guess I'll fire up I tune app for the audio for now.
Most likely ESPN News, it'll also be streaming on Watch ESPN.
But I read "somewhere " that the ESPN app really sucks π€
Pete says he is told game will kickoff on ESPN.
Looks like we made it, Duke Texas just wrapped up.
My heart is pounding
Same
I can't do this. I feel awful about this game.
Even the announcing sucks and is biased already. "...been 13 years that Virginia has not beaten Virginia Tech." WTF? That phrasing is so fricking stupid
GONNA BE A BOY! PLANTIN MY ASS DOWN NOW, LET'S KEEP THE STREAK ALIVE!!!
Congratulations!
Third and Jackson?
Jackson arm strength is lacking.
Gosh these announcers are really hoping for the upset
That's because there is no national story if its not.
When Virginia starts well they finish well?! What about the 14 point leads they blew against Miami? Announcing already sucks
It is still better than last week so far.
Defense looking good. I'll take it so far.
VT representing on the sidelines
Really want to see the crowd pan shot for all the maroon!
Winning the field position battle early.
Two things that warmed my heart in the first possession:
1) Peoples running
2) JJ not just at QB, but UNDER CENTER
Nice pass to Grimsley.
And the running back carousel begins
Gotta keep our feet under us!
Edit: finally hit the hole!
The crowd noise from the home team is weak. And they call themselves fans.
Jackson runs like he is in wet cement.
He had nowwhere to go.
I knew we were going to run a QB draw on 3rd and 3 - and so did UVA.
Setting up the pop pass for later. Be patient.
Are you saying that you guarantee a pop pass TD in this game for the good guys?
Nope, because I ain't playing.
I get that, but I wouldn't waste a 3rd-and-short on a setup-for-later play.
But that's just me.
Why does this announcer keep acting like Bronco is some kind of god? I swear I've heard him say "bronco mendenhall" about 20x already...
I appreciate that we're trying to ground and pound early. UVA's interior run defense has been questionable this year.
I like it. If we find any success there, it should open up some play action for Jackson
Offense had an opportunity and couldn't pick up 3. Need to capitalize on these opportunities.
These designed runs for Jackson need to be burned out of th playbook.
He doesn't have the ability. It's ok. Not a knock on him just not his game
"But but ... he had a huge gainer against WVU" - the coaching staff, probably
Peoples is feeling something. Needs more rock.
These guys were "playing in a ball pit" the last time Virginia won! Maybe the announcers are sensing the winds of change?
It's impressive that they've been doing the same thing for 14 years now. Those ball pits are timeless.
"What were these kids doing 13 years ago?"..."Playing in a ball pit" bahaha
Edit: DRINK
OHH BOY, House Gains needs to get bigger. Just saw him get decleated by the FB.
UVA #8 playing dirty
yeah, remember Bronco's BYU team?
Maybe get to positive yards before trying to start shit, kids.
Almost fat guy interception there.
Walker just ran off the field after getting his arm smashed
Shit. Walker ran off right away after that play
Belmar rushing? Or just playing a contain technique?
Get those hands up - we should be able to knock a bunch these passes down tonight.
Making things hard on Benkert early. Two batted balls this early is a great sign.
Moto getting them hands up!!!
Seeing a LOT of young guys out there on D. Xavier Burke?
I guess we know who the 4th DT is...
Alright, one of those will get caught eventually, right?
FTFY
At some point we will start picking off some of these deflections.
Walker had one but it got swiped out of his hands on the play he got hurt
Hyped up Motu is best Motu, giggem boys!
We're Texas A&M now?
Bud is VT. His unit can consistently play at a high level with the same level talent, our offense is always the weak leak no matter who is in charge. Just amazes me.
Wish we could just feed one or two RBs and stop switching every drive
Nice screen to Carroll
Carroll! Get shifty
You gotta get schwifty
Hey, a WR screen
How many times has this announcer had to change his pants talking about Bronco?
None, he just has a giant wet spot.
TMac has to break the tackle there. He's not been good at that all year.
Finally, no touchback.
Great to see Carroll back.
That RB screen was set up perfectly. What OL just ran down the field not making the one block we needed?
Nice shirt tackle!
We r weak at rb. No gamebreakers.
Running backs failed to break 2 1v1 tackles that would have been big gains for first down so far today.
How dare you compare the lunch pail to gaudy fake jewelry...
Walker back in.
We're not generating a big pass rush with the front 4.
Haven't been in weeks.
Well we had 3 2nd string guys in at one point. Pass rush will be hard this game me thinks
A lot of backups playing a lot of snaps. Also depth is an even bigger issue this week than it's been all season.
I like how this clown announcer has mentioned Bronco as some kind of defensive god but hasn't mentioned THE defensive god.
Looks like they saw the tape on shovel passes. Fortunately Bud did too.
Offense HAS to do something to help out the D.
That Benkert guy is really accurate on those deep balls...
Stroman had great coverage on them too. Nothing to do with the overthrows, just good to see
Nearly got that punt. The punt team is going to make a play tonight - I can feel it.
62 in at LT. Smith??
Well that running play sucked!
HOLY SMOKES CAM
Yes!
Cam!
sweet!
Well that throw to Cam was just kinda heave and hope.
We've seen a bunch of those recently. Cam just did his best Eric Kumah impression there with the magical grab.
Wowwww. That passing play had disaster written all over it.
Cam was the only one looking at the ball, thankfully.
That pass had a much different arc than I thought it did, based Cam
Maybe our defense won't have to score all of our points...
Maybe we shouldn't run it every single play.
Fuente fired up going into commercial there.
Looks like he was going at the two blockers on that last run play!
There was a running lane there and it didn't look like he it that hard. He was trying to set up his block but allowed more players to come into the play.
Jackson clearly audibled to Phillips and UVA saw it and had 3 on him and somehow they still loluvad it.
Leg for using loluva as a verb
That Gamestop comercial - we are the Turkey and loluva is the cranberry sauce.
Not today Pilgrim!
I like the play calling so far. Run game is showing a lot of looks and getting some yards. Cornelson may actually have some looks to call set-up plays against.
We're playing to UVA's weaknesses early. I'll check at halftime but I'm guessing we're averaging over 4 yards per carry right now.
Trevon please.
Good blocking by Clarke out there
RIP
Remains In Place
Maybe one run too many there.
Definitely
Those double and triple coverage jump passes will make your heart skip a beat. Seeing Cam make another unbelievable adjustment and come down with the catch just makes it another crazy fun VT game
Ughh FG
Points
Broke the seal fam
Sucks to see Slye out again. But solid kick from Johnson.
Joey being a great teammate too cheering him on.
Points are good.
5 TDs away from 38-0 bro.
Who's wearing 25 tonight?
Quillen
Jovonn Quillen
To bad we don't have a Malcum, Angus and a Phil.
Was Pimpleton just out there playing? Wearing No. 8 now. Weird with the transfer news
Edit: Nevermind... Patterson also starts with P
Patterson is 8
The longer the game goes on like this the bigger impact the first slip up will have.
"The biggest game on the schedule for these teams . . . (stumble stumble stumble) . . . normally."
yeah right . . .
Decent drive there. Hopefully a sign of things to come.
I like what I've seen from the small sample size of Brian Johnson so far
He's TNT, he's dynamite ( I know that was Bon Scott era)
"Biggest game on the schedule for these teams normally"
Is that dude for real. I mean I like a good ass whooping as much as anyone else but seriously I've never looked at our schedule and marked this game as the biggest.
glad to see we took the points there
They are really rubbing in the streak which is fun.
Nice play by Gaines
Glad we sacked him there because 5 was all alone.
Welcome to Sacksburg!
Sack!
Their RB is scared to run so he just fell.
RB draw on 3rd and 10+ is already running up the white flag, that just added insult to injury.
I didn't pay attention but the draw works well against our 30 package.
Apparently they have RB feet issues as well
The QB just sacked himself?
Lucky there was no flag for block in the back on that punt return.
Ref probably saw how crummy of a block it was despite being in the back and let us have it.
These announcers and Bronco need to go on and get a room already. Sheesh.
Offense has had some good plays...now if we can just put a few together .....
We need to put up points. 7 baby
That was pleasantly sneaky.
Feed McClease!!
Nice run there by McClease. Looks like a bit more misdirection in the run game tonight.
But we couldn't pick up 1.
Eh, neither could Pitt
Inverted veer on 2nd down! Change of pace...
And that was less sneaky.
Sad we couldn't convert on 2nd and 3.
STOP RUNNING JJ
JJ needs to run some of these read option plays to keep the defense honest.
I would agree with this statement if it meant that his part of the read option took him outside rather than inside.
I give you my only leg wishing I had more to give
I am bored to tears by this offense right now...
JJ should not be running the ball at this point. 2nd and 3 and need to punt. Is Fuente checked out or something?
Really? Already?
The last game of the regular season is too soon?
Our offense has not been getting it done for a few weeks now. Not sure that's exactly a "hot take"
I have no issue with those play calls. We should have been able to get 3 yards in 2 tries the way we have been running the ball tonight. Defense is playing great. No need to make a mistake
Yes he defense is playing well. But you have to score in college football these days as well.
Bronco's team sure has sucked today. But he's amazing isn't he?
Both teams sleepwalking on O. first team to wake up will have the huge upper hand.
Perhaps this is why we didn't run it on 3rd and 1 against GT. O-Line has gotta have enough fire to get that push.
Crap - first guy got back and then someone else jumped, thinking there was movement.
Their defense hasn't struggled because our O is offensive.
Trevon sighting
The way these announcers have been talking, you'd think UVA is undefeated.
Good pressure by Hill on that 3rd and long.
Glad that wasn't called roughing.
If you're a fan of offense ... I hope you watched the USF-UCF game earlier
And special teams.
Good thing I am a fan of Bud Foster...
I did and came away really impressed by the level of athleticism from both teams. I guess that's what happens when you are in and recruit the state of FL.
Punters have feelings too!
Bronco's BYU teams had a rep fr playing dirty. As I recall, his BYU team got into a lot of scuffles with Fuente's Memphis team in a bowl game a couple of years ago.
Yup, ended with Bronco's DB throwing a cheap shot, then getting KO'd
To call the fight after that Memphis BYU bowl game a scuffle is a heck of an understatement.
A nice drive here ending in a TD before halftime would be fantastic.
Last year really spoiled me in terms of where I thought Fuente would take us on offense. I know they're young but damn it looks like some JV bullshit out there sometimes.
We also had guys like Jerod, Bucky, and Isaiah
What a bad pass by JJ, there!
Awful throw & decision by JJ
Dumbass.
Motherfucking #goacc refs that's a bloody PI. Put some goddamn glasses on.
Yeah, sure, and GT's o-line blocks dirty on every play.
He was tripped up and wasn't even able to attempt to catch it. Was easily a catchable ball. Textbook PI.
(I was agreeing, that was fucking ridiculously blatant PI)
I gotchu fam, have a leg!
not impressed
Reason 1 why we have been running the ball a lot. JJ misread that coverage horribly
What an awful throw
Benkert introduced himself to Walker right there.
Why do we always get screwed on no DPI calls?
What I hate about the pick is the crappy missed PI call helped create that
Well that DB sucked up all that holistic teaching and became a fucking genius. Damnit this is pissing me off
Crap, couldn't hold them on 3rd and short.
More dirty hits by uva linesmen there
Still waiting on a holding penalty for our DTs since the GT game
Stopped short!
UVA is going to score tonight. How much? I don't know. But they will make some plays and they will score. The big question is, can our offense put together anything that resembles a drive?
D starting to look winded
I wonder why.
Big drop there
Lucky there 14 had a step and a half on Stro.
"The Butkus award possible winner."
I would like to nominate this announcing team for "Bumblefucks of the Year" award...
I second the nomination. All in favor say "Aye" Aye! Opposed "No" *silence* Motion carries
Dilly dilly!
F87K dilly dilly
Dilly dilly
Tremaine has really improved throughout the year. Just seems much faster. And better tackling
I agree! Same with Moto especially these past few games. It helps that our DTs are keeping them clean. Wish we could say a similar comment for JJ.
FG no good!
38-0 bro hopes still alive fam
XMFD HE MISSED
UVA absolutely sucks; however, boy has our offense completely disappeared.
Yeah the coaches need to come up with something. AJ maybe? Open up the passing playbook? IDK
I'm fine with bringing in AJ only if we run a read option on 1st down and a PA go route on 2nd.
I would love to see more of AJ's running ability; however, the coaches definitely want their investment (JJ) to keep getting the reps this year. Just frustrating to see where the offense is now compared to the confidence they had earlier in the year.
If we win 3-0. I will be happy. Just gotta win tonight.
That's why he's at LOLUVA fam!!!!!!
Total first half yards:
VT - 133
UVA - 66
I'll take doubling them up in yardage and the lead. This game feels a lot like 2014.
I hope not. We should have lost in 14. If not for a great defensive play/drop UVa wins that game.
I like to remember that game for Brewer winning it with his arm after separating it earlier in the game.
Great Defense. Shit for brains offense. WTF. Can't even score ONE fucking TD in the half.
This might come down to which defense gets the most tired the quickest.
Losing games doesn't bother me these days (I've gotten a bit older), but man I hate laying these stinkers when we have a clear edge in talent.
PITTsucks beat theyou? Dang...!
I'm just not even going to comment anymore. It's obvious what is wrong with this team. Why we are worse on offense than we were 2-3 years ago confounds me. This is sub-loeffler. Embarrassing.
Injuries. This started when Nijman went down. Throw in a dinged up QB who looks like he lost his confidence and take out Savoy then you get this O. What I don't like (or get) us why the QB rotation. We played all 4 RB's in the half. We had 3 different backs start the 1st three drives. Peoples had a nice 1st drive. So we bring in Holston. I'm not sure the logic there.
The vast majority of injuries are on defense, and we are playing like '85 bears there. Our offense has no cohesion, no identity, no leadership, and no will at all.
Nijiman, Savoy, Slye, Mcmillan, Peoples just came back, Farley before season started.
Defense has had more depth fit for the system. Remember Foster is still playing with all his recruits. Jackson, the starting QB, isn't even Fuente's recruit. Injuries on defense aren't as detrimental because the recruited depth is there. On offense it's much more dire cuz the depth just isn't the same. This is the first time in 5 years(correct me if I'm wrong) that the offensive line coaches have been the same for 2 years
I agree, but the D line is starting to get tired since we don't have a lot of depth there. We need some bodies to fill in for Settle and Walker. We lose one of them, our D will get gashed like the 03 D did when injuries caught up with it.
Yeah but we've had more depth on D historically. We knew we had a small margin of error on O and we took a big hit before the season when CJ couldn't get healed up and Farley went down. Now with avoy out that hurts at WR tonight, but mostly we're hurting on the line. Osterloh isn't as solid as Nijman. I also think Jackson has lost a little of his confidence as well.
Yeeeeeeeah, if the whole offense implodes when a single OLineman goes down, it is bad.
Thats because our old staff didn't recruit enough linemen (something it looks ike the current staff is still doing). Remember 07? Wang goes down with a broken ankle in pre season practice forcing us to move Gore (I think) to OT ad Graham, an undersized freshman, to DT and the line was horrid to start the season. Once Wang came back we were able to slide out OT back to his guard spot and Wang played OT. The line started to improve. That line was one of the reasons we had to burn Tyrod's shirt when the LSU game got out of hand.
Are you serious? Let's start with last three years we had upperclassmen at QB, more than one WR threat, a hybrid TE/WR, a multi tool in Rodgers.
Come on, Fireman. I know it's not as bad as it ever seems, but if you can't see that the offense is absolutely terrible and worse than we expected this year, by far, then I don't know what to tell you. Even more maddening that we have regressed almost each game the second half of the season. Yeah I know Nijman is out, but this is horrible.
You do realize how many freshman we are starting correct? We got spoiled last year by all the upperclassmen starting. Yeah our O is bad right now but I'm not sure what you really expect...
EDIT: Nevermind the fact that Fu has none of his recruits in the system yet.
At this point in the season they should be playing better. The loss of Nijman hurt. But there should be some ability to move the ball. Jackson looks like he regressed some.
In fairness only people with O&M shades on expected this offense not to regress in year two with departures of Ford, Hodges, Evans and Rogers.
I think this offense is probably pretty close to what any realistic expectations were.
Only Homers really believed this offense should be the same or better than last year
Stat before kickoff - Jackson has thrown one TD in November. Yes, I expected a step back, but not three steps backwards and over the cliff.
Yeah but the O regressed as the season progressed.
Respectfully disagree. I didn't expect NC but I didn't expect to see a wake forest rematch regularly. If that makes me a homer so be it. Hell I am. I thought we'd see some progression from week to week and not be in the last game of the season asking why we can't pick up a yard much less score.
On the bright side, someone told me we're a second half team. Might've been an Arkansas fan...
We made it to the second half with a 3-0 lead. Lets do the belk bowl second half thing.
I believe...let's remember it's about the defense that that performs.
Hoooo U get all back unfortunately.
Just based on how the offenses are playing, UVA WILL break out some long plays before we do. We really need the defense to play their best game and get a defensive TD.
On the bright side loluva has 11 rushes for -8 yds
Usual alcohol consumption during tech games is 2 beers in the first half and 2/3 during the second half. I jusssssttttttt now finished off a 6 pack. Mrs. Lwyr is glad I switched to 'water' (bud light) midway through the first quarter.
Josh Jackson has actually looked okay. This feels like an old school Stine/Lefty 'dear god let the D score and I think we'll be alright' game.
5/10, 51 yards, and an INT
you might want to switch to actual water
I dunno. Obviously tinged by the fact that we won, but I still think JJ looked passable. The pick sucked, but it wasn't in a backbreaking situation.
14 in a row. The last time hooville community college beat VPI in football, I was in High School.
We're losing the turnover battle.
And, more importantly, the time of possession battle.
Not any more!
Bud is ballin! O is sqauallin...
Ok. I got this. Now eating leftover thanksgiving blueberry pie to get things cosmically back on track.
Ahhh no
Yeah he's looked bad, even for his standards. Worse than normal. I think his confidence is broken and now I'm worried he's going to try forcing things which could lead to more mistakes. Uva isn't respecting our running game so it's critical that we find yards on the ground. They are consistently defending with only 6 in the box.
Really seems like Coach doesnt trust the pass anymore. At one time, JJ seemed to be great when throwing over the middle.
Sooner or later UVA's going to get a TD off a missed tackle or assignment. Offense HAS to get something going
Like that! What a catch!
I'm just very surprised that JJ was listed as a "dual threat" qb coming out of high school. I guess in high school the speed difference wasn't as pronounced so he was able to burn up some yards running, but after watching him this year, it is obvious that his thing is definitely drop back passer, not very unlike Brewer.
WE'RE IN BUSINESS
HUUUUUUGE play
fumble!!!
Shoulder pad on the football! Nice TO.
Let's see defense give offense a spark.
Let it be written.
Let it be done.
I think we're going to try to grind this one out.
VT: 52 yards passing, 82 yards rushing, 133 total yards.
UVA: 76 yards passing, -8 yards rushing, 68 total yards.
I don't think we see the pass much unless we're down.
WE RECOVERED A FUMBLE!
Now score 6
There we go, boys
Beautiful catch
Grimsley getting meaningful stats.
Great catch by Grimsley.
Dear Bud and Crew,
Thank you.
"25 Yards of beauty". Announcers finally coming around?
Yep. Blueberry pie.
Eggnog with bourbon agrees.
TWO SCORE LEAD Y'ALL
TD Hokies!
We call those, adjustments.
Boom! TD FAM!
Finally! I haven't seen that play since last season (at least thats what it seems).
Way to convert a TO into a TD!
TOUCHDOWN! Virginia........ Tech HOKIES!!!
wow needed that! Go Hokies!!!
WHOOOO I LOVE IT!!!
I am SO glad that wasn't a fade
The Sabre is already in full meltdown mode.
Apparently we have an average defense
Le Sabre is in full meltdown already.
Yeah Yeah Yeah. I know... Drink.
This is taking the self moderating community concept to a new level.
Pumpkin Pie, Hokies TD!
Hopefully that's what the offense needed to churn out some yards. Defense has to stay sharp though. UVA's big play ability can get them back in it in a second.
Alright guys no worries. I changed pants at halftime.
Underpants?
to JJ's credit, nice toss to give him a chance to go up and get it.
"Its not like either offense is suddenly going to figure out how to move and score" - Idiot Announcer
Followed by "we told you there'd be some offense this second half".
Gaines is playing really well
Spot was good, looked like his left foot was out
Best possible outcome, Hokies get the ball back on the confirmation + UVA loses a timeout and challenge
If anything, that ball will be moved back
Let the snowballing begin
This is an amazing gif.
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Hidden yardage there, Stroman catching that off the bounce.
Floyd is definitely my biggest surprise - probably on the whole team - (the punter is #2)
They are keying on peoples running up the middle.
Good Lord what a hideous throw. I'll take it though
D lineman put his helmet into JJ chest as he released it.
Holston is a grown ass man.
Does it have to be head to head bc he lowered his head
Nice run by Holston.
2nd week in a row Holston hit em with the spin cycle!
Holston is looking good the last 2 weeks.
enough with the "Fuentes" already! Geez, you get paid to say peoples names correctly.
Agreed. Not related to Daisy
I swear if this announcer say's "FuenteS" one more time...
Does the whistle blowing the play dead stop the play?
Yes, but if there's an "immediate" recovery and indisputable evidence it was a fumble, it can be overturned. At least in the NFL, I can't keep track of the differences anymore.
And Holston just lost a knee. Fucking A man.
Holy shif, the curse of the knee with our rbs. It strikes yet again. Pray it's not serious - Holston was starting to emerge.
That looks like a fumble
Dangit, man. And I just got done talking Holston up to my mom.
Tough break for Holston.
NOOOOO
Thanks to everyone commenting. I have to follow along using this thread or wait for my phone to push updates. Plus I'm burning data since wifi is non-existent here.
LET'S GO!
Somebody needs to break #9's fucking knee. Cheating ass bitch. Taken cheap shots all night.
Nice 4th down bootleg.
Hello everyone complaining about playcalling in short yardage situations.
Nice!
Hey, that bootleg worked against Miami, so why not?
MORE BOOTLEGS
Welp.
F@&!
Bullet, meet foot.
Wow, what a terrible two plays there.
WTF was that!?
Umm, no.
Fucking garbage...
another designed QB run on 3rd and long..............................
I think they were just trying to get 5-10 to get into FG range. Clearly it didn't work.
I generally understand that philosophy, but JJ isn't outrunning any D1 player on the football field, nor is he running through any D1 football player on the field. So in this case that philosophy makes me scratch my head.
Safe call. Defense is playing great. Make them go 90...
FTFY
Yes because what play do we have a high success on getting that first down on? Don't forget we have a backup kicker in.
ABSOLUTE fuckup!
Bradburn is a stud
Tough to have to punt there, Bradburn pinned them inside the 10.
Bradburn is one of, if not the biggest, surprise of this whole season. We are set at punter for a few years.
So far he looks like a guy with a long career at the next level.
sheeeeitttttttt
If nothing else the defense just got a good break out of that drive.
"There's an intermediate pass" "for just a couple of yards"
These announcers are TEH SUK
This is what VA needs to do. They were huddling up. They try to go hurry u[ and wear the D down.
Trevon got tackled that play. Still no holding calls for our DL in 6+ quarters
Damn youth in safety spot there.
They can run on 3rd and 7 all damn day
I thought LOLUVA hill went all the way to the field? What's up with those blue advertising boards at the bottom there?
Had to sell off part of the hill to keep the football program afloat.
Gotta find revenue streams some way, no?
Trips up the people wearing bow ties from rushing the field
Hoos are not gonna forget that middle pass - we'll see that again soon.
"what do you think of that?" Annoncer 1
"I don't think much of it" - what she said
Well done commentary, well done
That's the difference of having Peoples in on short yardage. Dude will get you that one yard.
Fourth quarter! Let's put those Hoos out of their misery.
Their hoos. Not possible.
This game has just FLOWN by! Sheesh!
Team "I" did the Pitt/Mia game at noon. We got the team "Z" tonight
No we got the:
"Hey you guys know any thing about college football in VA"?
"Uhhh No but we know Bronco Mendenhall is a genius"
"Good enough. Book your rooms"
Is this color commentator trying to break the record for most words spoken in a game?
Pound that ball!! TD and another 3 minutes on this drive please
One more quarter boys...
pop pass soon?
Man that snap over JJ is huge. We need to drive and score a TD to put this game away. D is playing great but I'm not comfortable with 10 right now.
Hoos gonna have to start airing it out trying to hit a big play to get some points.
Our track record not good when opponents have to throw.
Was it me or was that snap a little wide on that third down pass to Cam?
It looked like speed option action where we snap it to the QB on the move.
Isn't that an illegal shift since we had a guy in motion, or does JJ not move until the ball is snapped.?
Got enough on that 3rd to go for it. Big play here.
QB draw....from shotgun or the line????
JOSH (clap) JACKSON (clap) CANNOT (clap) RUN (clap) A (clap) DRAW
I don't know about giving them the opportunity for a momentum changer. Pin them deep and dare them to drive it 90 yards against this defensive performance.
I sort of agree, but Fuente plays the odds. He believes we should be able to get the 1 yard.
It's just my nature to be conservative in a game like this. To Fuente's benefit if we pick this up and score UVA will be bad off.
Pin them deep by trying to kick a 20 yard punt? Gotta go for it.
Young Sheldon would say you should never punt.
I hate burning TO's especially in a close game.
said Time Cop . . . especially at the end of big games as time is running out.
This feels so much like old school VT football right now.
How many times can they say "naked boot" in one game??
Eric Kumah stiff arm quin blanding giftory
Blanding getting stiffarmed into the dirt belongs in the GIFtory hall of fame.
LOL at Blanding
We have just picked on Quinn Blanding over his career and I love it.
"A little disdain for each other." These guys are effing bozos
Dang, Grimsley really needed to lower the shoulder there.
Tick tock hoos
Love that stiff arm to Blanding
Crap Johnson couldn't convert the FG.
Freshmen making freshmen mistake there not getting the 1st.
Ouch
Defense is well rested, still up two scores. Let's go
Time to pick off Benkert as he starts to unleash the dragon
Sorry for the accidental downvote. I fixed it. Hokies!
\o/ we've won TOP! Currently 30:16 to 20:17 We're gonna win this game!
That's a 12 minute advantage this half. Our D should be well rested.
Freshmen WRs making such bad mistakes on these 3rd downs? Three times now all they have to do is fall forward for the 1st, but instead they dance and are short.
ALL ---- Year ---- Long....
youth
Man we are so close to putting this game away...a defensive score here would be enormous.
That is a theme of our team - guys that don't have the ability/awareness to just get that one yard when it is RIGHT there. And then we miss the FG --> don't even start talking smack about how we should have gone for it either...haha
This offense just can't get out of its own way...
Don't think we're gonna make 38-0 bro but I'll be happy with a goose egg for these bitches no matter our score. Lets go D!
These announcers are bad but they are rubbing this 13 years straight in HARD
SACK!
Watching this on a laptop at my in laws house since they don't have ESPN and their internet suuuuuuuucks so it freezes and suddenly it goes from 3rd down to a FG sailing wide...
Settle was literally tackled on that play
Holy shit Settle was tackled! Where the fuck was the flag!
Tim Settle just got tackled on that long pass good god...
Edit: Drink
Should have been 2 holding calls there.
Benkert just got bailed out
Where was the OL holding??? Walker got tackled.
They missed the obvious tackle in the endzone of our linemen on that long play!
How the FUCK are you not going to call holding there?!
Yet for some reason they call it on Stroman.
ACC refs suck.
They tackled our Dline in the end zone?!?!?
These officials are bad.
Gonna be more holes in DL jerseys tonight...
His hands were under it
This announcer should talk about Tremaine "kissing butts" to his face and see how long he lasts. /s
Never mind.
Holy crap how was that not a hold?!
Stop complaining about the refs. This offense is pretty pretty pretty bad tonight, as they have been for a month now
Our defense being criminally held has nothing to do with our offense.
The offense can stink, but they should still call blatant holding
He caught it . . . but the ball hit the ground. Not sure if they will overturn though . . . b/c they stink.
THAT was a PROLEVEL highlight play by Tremaine. Next level speed/pursuit/closing/power hitting. WOW.
The officials suck..but they haven't called Holding all night.
We are missing the obvious fact that our Offense has already had multiple chances to put this game away and has put ZERO up on the board.
No way that was a catch.
Our offense better get another touchdown.
If they score here we are gonna need to score again I believe.
These dudes are celebrating like they've won the game with every catch. Our boys better get fired up.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ANNOUNCER!!
Can't complain about the refs too awful much now.
4th and 25, your move Bronco.
I think they overturned the Dowling call as sort of a makeup. I didn't see anything to overturn it. Could have gone either way therefor no indisputable evidence.
It did appear to bounce up but so fuzzy it wasn't conclusive. Surprised they overturned it.
What a dive by Hill
That's second time Hill has gotten that kind of call right?
Yeah, don't remember the game but he got another one this year.
Duke
Trevon with the Oscar for that fall
Time for another 8 minute drive to finish this game
Why was this game chosen for primetime...
Really not sure why they didn't put USF-UCF in this slot.
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken....
That's what I said!
Adonis needs to shut his mouth. Lucky he didn't get called first before the push on hill.
Can we milk the clock for another 6+ minute drive like our last two? If we can, that's game.
Hill must've played soccer or be practicing for the NBA. Great flop.
It just looked more fake b/c it was in slow motion /s
Trevon Hill's flopping aside, I thought an education at The University would have given a fourth-year such as Dowling the good sense not to push an opponent within view of the official.
It was a little bit of a fall by Hill but Dowling gave him a pretty decent shove for no reason.
Lucky break. Refs making up for the no hold with the catch reversal (sort of)
Lucky break with that extra 15 on the penalty. Hoos had all the momentum there. Need to put a drive together here.
What a great flop, thank you Denzel Hill!
Been steadily running it down their throats all evening. Let's put this baby to bed.
But you know if I was the little brother like these guys have been their entire college lives I might make the push too.
Lebron approves.
UVA defense is gassed
TOP - it'll get after ya!
3 strong runs by McClease there!
The is absolutely gorgeous.
JJ downfield blocking on the run there.
More laundry to boot
And that's an ejection for UVA!
IF ESPN DOES NOT GET OFF UVAS NUTS!
"Our program is a joke." I see #13 learned something during his time at LOLUVA.
I missed that. When did he say that?
According to the color commentator, he told the team that to get them fired up.
Looking at how they came out after Bradburn's punt here, I think Chris was exactly right. LOL
Brown is gone!
Wow, disqualified for contacting an official!
Well it looks like our ypc average is going up finally.
They maaaaaad, they maaaaad
So Pease rally's his team by saying the team is a "joke". Good luck with that rallying speech.
senior day luluva
McClease gave him a shove that started all of that. Brown threw a punch and whiffed and shove the ref. Ouch
Because Brown tried to wrench his leg after the play was over.
He grabbed McClease then M shoved him then 9 loses his head.
McClease was grabbed hard after the play was already over and responded to it, but not hard enough to really get flagged tbh.
Andrew Brown... he came through the Thoroughbreds, right?
Brown just tried to injury McLease.
Hahahaha they call us the thugs. He tried to bend McClease knees after the play, then hit a ref.
But muh rigorous academics
CJF doesn't look happy there. Wonder what he's telling Corny.
Our 3rd down playcalling is abhorrent. We might as well walk to their sideline and tell them what's coming.
Newsflash to Cornelson....we are only up 10 and still need points.
More naked bootlegs!
#9 is disqualified and needs to go home and write an essay about it
Is he ot for their bowl since its a 2nd half dq?
Yes.
Though there's still a (small) chance the Hoos could end up being left at home, depending on what happens with Georgia Tech, Florida State and Duke as well as teams in other conferences. If that happens, he'll miss the first half of the first game of the season if he's not a senior.
Not counting the playoff, the ACC only has 9 bowl tie-ins, one of which will go to Notre Dame if they don't get a NY6 bowl, and currently has eight bowl-eligible teams. Those three could make it 11.
There are currently 71 bowl eligible teams for 78 slots -- the following teams play each other, with the winner going bowling and the loser at 5-7, which will bring the total to 75.
* UCLA/Cal
* Utah/Colorado
* MTSU/ODU
* Indiana/Purdue
FSU/Louisiana Monroe could also be for a bowl game next week if both teams win tomorrow.
Essay=3 credits at UNCheat. Wonder if loluva gives credit
Pin em deep.
Our 3rd down conversion rate has to be close to as bad as it was in the Stiney era
The past 5-6 games the entire offense has been largely indistinguishable from the Stiney era.
Has Jackson kept it on any of those inside zone reads?
A few early in the game that got stoned for 1 or 2 yard gains.
Man I love all these big time recruits like Blanding and Brown getting all butt hurt. Let this be a lesson to other stud recruits trying to decide between the two programs--join VT or the self described "laughing stock" program in the ACC.
Also, these announcers FUCKING SUCK. Sorry for cursing but there is no other way to describe it.
Is that called by the staff?
Looks like we needed a 3rd penalty
1st and 80. In Bud I trust!
Is Bud Bud and play man and go for the kill or does he drop us into more of a safe D?
Fuck Matt Ryan
I wouldn't mind playing a little safer here. UVA will screw it up along the way.
LOVED how McClease shoved off Andrew Brown.
Our offense may not be the greatest tonite, but we still have more points than Loluva had fans at the spring game.
Leg!
AND We need a turn over here. That would be sweet.
I hope we don't go into prevent, because we all know what happens then.
Don't you put that evil on me
One more stop...
Just so everyone knows, UVA's yards per rush is 0.3.
Now that's a stat I can get behind
Well that could've gone better but oh well. Just no big plays here and we're all set
I hope Bud wants the shutout as much as I do.
And just like that we've got
3rd4th and 11.I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR
Got the 4th down stop.
UVA is just so bad.
McClease has really run well tonight. Holston was running strong before he got hurt, too.
LOLUVA is eternal
I like how Motu patted the WR on the helmet like "that's ok, bro."
That, my friends, was *thoroughly* enjoyable.
Stick it in!
After a season of catching hell for a lack of run game we just ran UVA to death and it's just so beautiful.
Somewhere Tommy Tuberville is smiling and thinking "I told ya so"
That first down should be the ball game, now.
STICK IT IN
SCORE
RIVALRY GAME
DO NOT TAKE KNEES
SCORE
Evolution of Fuente:
Pass to score, run to win.
Pass to
score.Aw fuck it. Run to win.
10-0 BRO
FAM!
Three shutouts this season!
Ball game! 14-0
Now for something I didn't want to share out of concern for jinxing the game:
on Monday night I had a dream of looking at a headline the day after the VT-UVA game with us winning a close game (but not this low scoring) and the headline read...
"UVA 0-20's"
as in 2020s
Not saying it's gonna happen, but if it does.... you're welcome.
10-0 Bro!
14 straight FAM
14! FAM!
UVA sucks. We didn't play well. It doesn't matter.
Need some Hoos tears to go with that donut.
I'm happy we won, but why not get a late TD?
UVA SUCKS
The cup stays home!!!!!!!
Thanks Bud,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
I don't remember when I bought this shirt (because it was a LONG time ago) but I remember it was right in front of Wahoo fans at Lane. It's relevant for one more year!
"I don't always buy obnoxious shirts, but when I do it's in front of Wahoos."
via GIPHY
18 of the last 19, 21 of the last 25!
Combined score of 402-153 over the last 14 years, or 28.7 to 10.9!
Waiting for someone to fake a Facebook video slideshow about VT and the Commonwealth Cup being friends for 14 years.
Success -- 14!
Game replay on ESPNU right now.