"Then the Hoos down in Whoville will all cry BooHoo!"

 

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Perfect

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Lmao, I got blocked on fakebook from a Hokie "fan" and 2 Hoos for casually mentioning this. And it was TOTALLY worth it. The butthurt was strong with them. Thanks Joe!

This is brilliant.

Also that kid creepily hugging himself in sheer disbelief needs it's own gif.

Teeheeheeheehee

Hoo sucks? Uva does that's Hoo

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

I love the guy who has the shivers.

TFW you were expecting to have a #1 ranking to keep you warm tonight...

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Somebody should photoshop in some Crying Jordan eyes on both of these guys. I would, but I suck at photoshop.

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

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Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

What's with the demon eyes and the awkwardly photoshopped ghost head of CC?

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

I'm out of town. My photoshop skills suck on my phone. The demon eyes are just a glare from the light in my living room. I was in a state of drunken jubilation and didn't focus my photo taking abilities to my usual standards. For that I say FUCK UVA. Carry on.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Always good to beat a school that "prides" itself in Olympic sports in their "best" one especially at home...

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

"Basketball is a dumb sport, we never cared in the first place" -UVa fans now probably.

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jet Sweep

Pitchers and catchers report this week. Move on.

No my favorite I have heard so far is "We wanted to lose that one so we can get our heads right for the tournament"

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

hahaha, oh man. Yeah, they wanted to lose, at home, number 1 ranking on the line, to their in-state rivals. The delusion is real.

You can always console them by telling them at least losing to us is not considered a bad loss anymore.
Or empathize by telling them how we were soooooo close to beating the #1 team.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

If Obi Wan were a loluva fan...

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

I hate to say this but....aren't we doing what we will make fun of the Hoos for doing if they ever beat us in football?

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Why would we make fun of them? If you beat your rival in a major sport you have the right to talk trash until the next time that sport plays. They would have every right to make videos like this if they ever beat us.

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

if they ever beat us in football?

for the record, I did say IF

That. Is. Glorious
Legs for everyone in this thread.
That gif is gonna get a LOT of use in the future.

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

I just went over to the sabre for a quick swim in any residual tears and all I got was frustration from their shitty site.

I dont know why i always go back. The amount of clicks required to get to any good level of butthurt/tears is simply not worth it.

My head hurts now.