I need to go home. I definitely thought this was a 2018 V-Day thread, saw your comment, and thought to myself, today isn't Friday. But that isn't the worst. I am so out of it, I actually had the second thought, maybe he is somewhere on the other side of the planet. You know, where it's two days ahead of where I am in Virginia...
I need this week to be done...
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As soon as I saw this, "I Swear" by Boyz II Men popped in my head, and now I can't make it stop. That little pink heart changed this picture so much. Its like a ruin-a-picture-with-one-shape game
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It would have been difficult to use Virginia Tech's "V" from the VT logo, so naturally they went to the second best football team with a "V"....Villanova
Boo hoo wahoos
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Roses are red.
UVA's field is green.
Our current win streak.
Stands at thirteen.
A Limerick for the University of Miami
There once was a team called the Canes
Who battled the team from old Lane
They claimed they were bak
And did not pick up slack
Proving lunch pails win more than cocaine.
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We all agree it's a catch, but I'm trying to remember...did they initially rule it not a catch and then didn't overturn it? Or did they rule it a catch and it was overturned to not be a catch? One is much more a travesty than the other.
I do remember having plenty of Michigan fans telling me it was a catch.
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Right, the ultimate of travesties, because that's essentially saying there was enough evidence (which nobody else saw) to overturn the call on the field.
Yup. Now, I'm mad all over again.
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Because of that I have trouble watching replays that involve my teams. Was watching it with a slew of uninterested housemates, all of whom agreed catch, one of whom walked in mid-review, assumed that they had called it incomplete on the field and after watching one replay was confident that it would be overturned and called a catch.
On close plays in close games I'll usually get up and walk out until they come back and make the announcement.
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I love you all.
This is great...thanks so much for the humor to start my Friday! My favorite: the Mike London spoof. Nice work, team!
I need to go home. I definitely thought this was a 2018 V-Day thread, saw your comment, and thought to myself, today isn't Friday. But that isn't the worst. I am so out of it, I actually had the second thought, maybe he is somewhere on the other side of the planet. You know, where it's two days ahead of where I am in Virginia...
I need this week to be done...
This is Awesome! :D
Happy V day Hokies!
Haha! I needed this after a bad week.
The Mike London one...
This reminds me - didn't 'That 70s Show' do away with the background smoke after the first season?
The Urban Crier one could also work with Coach Fondue with the minor addition of an ! after the word YOU
Great job guys. I cracked up this morning when the first thing I saw was "the one that got away"
Now go and...
Sending these to my wife one by one while she's having her hair done.
The girls at the shop are all laughing.
I need more.
Funny stuff, you guys really know how to start the 3 day weekend off with a laugh!!!
Caption: "This valentine brought to you by DBU. Photo taken at the LOLUVa spring game."
NSFW caption: "This valentine's day, let Bonner be your safety...word"
Ok, I Lol'd big time.
The 50 Shades of Grey movie opens tomorrow. Timing is perfect.
Get healthy, Facyson!
As soon as I saw this, "I Swear" by Boyz II Men popped in my head, and now I can't make it stop. That little pink heart changed this picture so much. Its like a ruin-a-picture-with-one-shape game
I totally thought 90s boy band album cover, too.
All-4-One, not Boyz II Men.
Still, leg.
This is downright heroic
While you are at it, check out Ivan Morozov's photography (time lapse) around Tech's campus on Tech Sidelines. Gorgeous stuff.
signed, Blake & Beard
Happy valentines day all, its gonna be cold as mike London's coaching strategies. seriously -3 degree wind chill Saturday night
Perfect weather for icing the kickers...
Mike Hoo?
LONDON!
Previous iterations of TKP Valentines:
2012: http://www.thekeyplay.com/content/2012/february/14/happy-valentines-day-...
2013: http://www.thekeyplay.com/content/2013/february/14/happy-valentines-day
2014: http://www.thekeyplay.com/content/2014/february/14/happy-valentines-day
This one makes me sad now...
I think 2013 is my favorite.
A TKP Valentine's Day is the only one a broke college kid needs to celebrate.. Legendary
This is great stuff. Cheers to all who put this together.
reminds me of this:
This is amazing! Both Joe and Coach Searels have retweeted your post. You win.
Glorious!
...ouchie
There's no sense in denying it...
We're in it for keeps.
way to revive an ancient thread (ancient in internet terms, anyway)
You'e under arrest with my love!
Stop in the Name of
the LawLoveYa know, I really miss that guy.
But there's a new sheriff in Hooville...
... even if we know who is really in charge.
Too obvious?
Where'd you get a photo of Russell Wilson?
I'm a dummy. That was done long ago here
I'm gonna have to go ahead and...
leg you anyway. For old times' sake.
This shot makes a lot more sense as a tennis valentine's card: Love-Love
Happy Valentine's Day, TKPers!
What? Yesterday was Valentine's...TIME OUT!
Can I get a do over?
Bump, because I laughed a lot at last year's Valentine's thread just now
I didn't realize this was an old thread until I got to here. These are all timeless!
Bump as the Bud Foster Valentine is the side bar on r/CFB!
Bielema was red
Justin and Bud agreed
Now was the perfect time
For Arkansas to blow a 24-0 lead
Why does this only have 21 legs (at the time of me commenting...)?
Found on FB.
All I know is that VT has played Notre Dame once. And beat them once.
So, 1-0.
.... bro.
Michael Brewer, making us fall more in love with him every time he does anything.
That's one hell of a valentine!
Check out the sidebar image over at r/cfb
It would have been difficult to use Virginia Tech's "V" from the VT logo, so naturally they went to the second best football team with a "V"....Villanova
Boo hoo wahoos
I was hoping this would have a fresh 2017 version
In the words of Ghandi, "Be the meme you want to see in the world"
I honestly have never made a meme in my life. I will try my hand a poetry.
The hoos doth decreed
Wait 'till basketball season
The Hokies agreed
Seth Allen the main reason
^This isn't sarcastic btw
I had two I posted over at r/CFB:
Roses are red.
UVA's field is green.
Our current win streak.
Stands at thirteen.
A Limerick for the University of Miami
There once was a team called the Canes
Who battled the team from old Lane
They claimed they were bak
And did not pick up slack
Proving lunch pails win more than cocaine.
A Poem for UVA
Your fans are atrocious
They baffle and rave
They say that our win streak is dead in the grave
They wear ties to games
They wear a bold grin
They think that Men's golf is a quality win
For Even Seth Greenberg
Was on the Hype Train
But boy were they in for a whole lotta pain
They were on a big win streak
Had never lost at home
But wrong they would be about their Guy and Jerome
For through the defense
That haired Buzz would see
That no match they would be for NAW and Kerry
And on that fateful night,
The Hoos on the Sabre say
Their hatred for VT grew ten sizes that day
Into Overtime
that game would be sown
the game was over, it was all blown
But NAW and Kerry,
would not go without a fight
A putaway rebound, to end the Hoos night
Not learning their lesson
the hoos fans never quit
spewing random statistics about college selectivity and shit
But Hokies fans know
how everything will go down
when the last week in November rolls around
She's going to look like a floating head once this goes plaid.
#DeepFake
True love is patient
It lasts longer than glory
I can wait four more years
Til it's not statutory
luv u 4 eva, streak!
YOU'RE A PERFECT 10
You make my heart leap and the rest of my body penguin hop
you'll always be a TD in my heart
Too soon.
Too soon.
We all agree it's a catch, but I'm trying to remember...did they initially rule it not a catch and then didn't overturn it? Or did they rule it a catch and it was overturned to not be a catch? One is much more a travesty than the other.
I do remember having plenty of Michigan fans telling me it was a catch.
They ruled it a TD and overturned it 😡😠
Right, the ultimate of travesties, because that's essentially saying there was enough evidence (which nobody else saw) to overturn the call on the field.
Yup. Now, I'm mad all over again.
called it a catch initially. overturned it about 20 minutes later. absolute fucking travesty.
Long enough for the director of the Sugar Bowl (Michigan alum) to talk to who he needed to talk to.
Because of that I have trouble watching replays that involve my teams. Was watching it with a slew of uninterested housemates, all of whom agreed catch, one of whom walked in mid-review, assumed that they had called it incomplete on the field and after watching one replay was confident that it would be overturned and called a catch.
On close plays in close games I'll usually get up and walk out until they come back and make the announcement.
IT WAS THE BULLSHIT OF ALL BULLSHIT
Yeah, not exactly a Valentine's Day card.
I was just rubbing salt in APFOW's 'too soon' wounds. I'm kind of a dick.
Isn't that kind of a prerequisite for your profession?
Yes. Yes it is.
I'm an AssPocketFullOWhiskey not an AssPocketFullOTequila. You can keep the salt.
From the first TKP Valentine's thread in 2012
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