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MY PANTS WILL NEVER BE ON AGAIN

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

COACH K'S CLIPBOARD AIN'T PLAYED NOBODY PAWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLL!!!!!!!!!

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

FAAAAAAM!

So very Hokie...lose to the worse team and beat the better team on a short turnaround

Fammmmiiiilllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

I love everything

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

Except Duke
...and LOLUVA
...and Matt Ryan
...and Salty Patt
...and unicorns

We put the K in Kwality

Narduzzi

I THINK WE'RE GOING DANCING

VB born, class of '14

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

AN OFFENSIVE REBOUND TO WIN A FUCKING GAME......WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT..... HOKIE MURDER ROW... ROWING DOWN THAT TOP 10

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies

Hate to say it, but the crowd was right. That call was bulls—t!

In Bud we trust

Bullshit move by Buzz. This isn't Liberty.

Bullshit move by Buzz. This isn't Liberty.

FAM!

FIFY.

HOKIES RESPECT

Apologies, however, obligatory (for shits'n gigs).

Virginia Tech coach Buzz Williams grabbed a microphone and admonished the school's fans for swearing with 3:03 left in the Cavaliers' 64-63 victory over No. 5 Duke.

If you're not sure, don't ask ESPN.

___

-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

I always go back and check comment history before I downvote. Go fuck yourself.

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Gotta say, I loved it when Buzz grabbed the mike!
Yeah, every school cusses sometimes, but him calling out a few fans was his way of keeping it classy.
#Hokierespect

"It's a Hokie takeover of The Hill ... in Charlottesville!" -Bill Roth

Hasn't that been the case against both UVA and Notre Dame also? Kinda weird coincidence.

FULLY LIT FAM!!!

FAAAAAMMMM!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOO

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

DANCING FAMMM🔥🔥🔥

Chris Clarke is a goddamn warlock.

Early season hot takes exposed.

We're going dancing fam!

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

What a MONUMENTAL UPSET FAMMMMM!!

We going bowling!

I just ran up and down my house 10 times yelling we beat the damn dukies!!!!

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

Everyone is sleeping so I quietly stomped around the kitchen.

I'm sorry I doubted us FAM.

I turned it on and we went down 9. I turned it off and we won.

Thank you. We are going to need you to find something to do next game.

Thank you. We are going to need you to find something to do next game for the rest of the season.

FTFY

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

OF ALL THE GAMES I HAVE NO IDEA HOW WE WON I HAVE THE LEAST IDEA HOW WE WON THIS ONE

Chris. Freaking. Clarke.

That's how. He was a man among boys the last two minutes or so.

“You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.”
― John Madden (describing VT's offense?)

FAM WE AINT NEVER GONNA STOP THAT CUSSIN' NOW!!!

Now, now. Don't make Buzz have the pause the game again. FAM!!!

FRONT PAGE OF ESPN FAM!!

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

TIME TO TAKE MY PANTS OFF FAM!

Fire Whit.

WHAT ARE PANTS? LIT

Why were your Pants on the FAM?

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Grayson Allen:

He gonna cry in the car.

the numbers don’t lie and they spell disaster

I hope Grayson Allen has a miserable TRIP home, FAM.

"Exit light..."

Check out his defense of Clarke there at the end after a steal. He came as close to tripping Chris as you could come and not get called.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

FAAAAAM. Fuck Grayson Allen right in his Zodiac-Killer-lookalike face!


Relevant cross-stitch my wife made

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

I don't think we have ever seen Grayson Allen and Ted Cruz in the same place.

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

If it wasn't for the shading, I could not have told that those were faceswapped

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

I am pouring more bourbon.

Oh Virginia Tech....

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

(pushes up glasses)

I mean, it is the largest land-grant university in the Commonwealth, so...

the numbers don’t lie and they spell disaster

Grayson Allen with an hairball to end the game.... FAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter”~steven wright

there would have been a full on riot if they had called a foul on that shot!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

"Experts": Tech's tourney chances may be dead

Chris Clarke:

via GIPHY

...That's what Maryland does.

I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.

Young Grayson.

#Let's Go - Hokies

Oh and with this win we have now beaten NC State, North Carolina, Virginia, and now Duke in the last time we have played in football and basketball

All basketball wins came this year

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

NC2VT!

Pitt and BC?

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

I only listed the ones that matter...

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

You only listed the ones that don't eat [redacted by Buzz Williams]

This year, we have beaten "1", 5, 10, and 15.

Nice.

We got our land back FAM!!!
And Fuck Grayson Allen!

Can someone on here help me change my username to LawdFAMGreasy!?!?!?!?!?!

KBJ was putting in WORK on the defensive end tonight

He plays the kind of game where he can and will dominate once he learns to play hard without fouling. It looks like that came together as this season passed. He has all the makings to be very, very good in the next couple years.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

He has all the makings to be very, very good in the next couple months

Old sigline: I've been cutting back on the drinking.

New Sigline: lol it's football season.

No doubt. He plays smart and doesn't allow himself to get in foul trouble we are going to be a tough out for anyone.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Who among you would buy a "Quit Cussin'" t-shirt? Upvote for yes.

3XL I'm a big dude

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Can you hide "BUUUULLSHIIIIIT" on it somewhere? Like real small font. Maybe even in the same color as the shirt is. But we'd know it was there.

put it on the underside of the shirt. When a questionable call happen the castle guard can raise up their shirts, then put it down when Buzz looks their way

Edit: It's my birthday, somebody plaid my arse!

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

You. I like you.

I see how it is.....

via GIPHY

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

I regret that I already gave you my leg 😩

This

Old sigline: I've been cutting back on the drinking.

New Sigline: lol it's football season.

At least 2. Probably 4.

Old sigline: I've been cutting back on the drinking.

New Sigline: lol it's football season.

This needs to go plaid by the end of the night...


Y'all quit cussin...

Goddammit, I love me some Buzz Fucking Williams. That was bold motherfucking move to grab that mike. Hell yes.

Leonard. Duh.

I really think someone throwing something was the point here. They have chanted that many times since Buzz has been here.

My theory is he was asking them to stop for a second so he could tell them to stop throwing things on the court. He just did it in the buzz williams way.

The man is all about culture though so it could have been both. Love that guy. What a job he has done. Blows my mind.

The man is all about culture though so it could have been both. Love that guy. What a job he has done. Blows my mind

John Gruden, is that you?

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

The man is all about culture

The moniker outside Buzz's office has his title as "Chief Culture Officer"...

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

A bunch of little angry stick people with their arms raised and "#*@!*!!" coming from their mouths, with a giant Buzzsaw heading toward them that says, "Quit Cussin'!"

Close to my idea

Bull$#|+ repeated in a big block of text in the same color as the t shirt so it's hard to read (maroon in my mind), big orange Buzzketball symbol over the block of text with a cursive "Quit Cussin" over the symbol.

I told him I’d crawl on my hands and knees to be the DL coach at Virginia Tech. Now, all of a sudden, I’m sitting in this chair and I told him I’d still crawl on my hands and knees to work here. I just want to be here.
JC Price

Heard this elsewhere, but my favorite T-shirt idea so far:

Quit Cussin'
Start Jumpin'

Ordered!

😂

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

They ship March 24th? That means we will have them in time for when we play in the National Championship.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

FUCKING FAMMMMMMM! Guess I'll have to be working during every game that WE'RE DANCING, baby!

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

FAM! It looks like a tangent function for the good guys!

I love this. I love this so much.

Let me tell you, the end of that game was way better than a drive through Maryland. FAM.

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

Yeah, but did you at least get some pit beef?

the end of that game was way better than a drive through Maryland.

There are a lot of things that are better than a drive through Maryland.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Like a tooth extraction through the anus?

We put the K in Kwality

No, not really like that all. Though I've only actually tried one of the two. You should be more careful with your analogies, or another one might rise up to bite you on the ass.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

SOMEONE SHARES MY DISDAIN OF MARYLAND?!?!

Friends???

Keep calm, Gobble on

It's an exclusive club known as "everyone"

We put the K in Kwality

I'm guessing you're new around these parts.... welcome and we all believe Maryland is the chinballs of the US of A

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

At least until we start MD2VT, and then the state will actually just be more NOVA...

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

I can't believe it....what an awesome senior night for those guys. We've got some frustrating losses this year but we've also got some program changing wins! Simply remarkable!!!! FAM!!!

FIRST FOUR OUT IN LUNARDI'S BRACKET TOMORROW FAM

When can we start cussing again?

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." - K

GOBBLE GOBBLE MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!

GOBBLE GOBBLE MOTHER FUCKERS CHUMPS!!!!

didn't you hear coach buzz?

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Let's go dancing FAM!

JESCO!!!!!

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Dancin Outlaw in the flesh!

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia.

Sorry for being nitpicky but that's actually Jesco's father, D. Ray White. This gif is from the documentary Talking Feet.

GOING DANCING FAM

FAM

I walked in late from work and missed the 5-3 lead. Chris Clarke does very little for like 38 minutes and comes out and bails the whole thing out.

If I hadn't seem UVA miss pretty much the same shot at the end of that, I would have had a heart attack when trippapotamus jacked that up at the end.

Fully deserved court storming on senior night.

Fuck Grayson Allen.
Fuck Matt Ryan.

Old sigline: I've been cutting back on the drinking.

New Sigline: lol it's football season.

Part of me wonders if Allens bucket would have gone it without Bagley tipping it. Bagley cost them the game. I imagine it won't be pleasant on the bus back to Durham with rat face.

Way short

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." - K

Rewatched already, not even close.

And by that I mean 0.3

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Ball wouldn't have even hit the rim. It looked like Bagley caught it below the basket.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Mood

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

great now duke is gonna be the new #1

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies

Hypppeee

FAM, LOVE YOU ALL!!!

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

I swear on a good night we can beat anyone and on a bad night we can lose to anyone.

It's both maddening and glorious at the same time.

Using /s is for cowards.

It's just the kind of dork magic you need to make a Cinderella run. Let's do this!

CC was fulled dipped

I GOTTA GO TO BED NOW FAM!!!
GOTTA GET THAT 8 HOURS OF DOCTOR RECOMMENDED SLEEP FAM!!!!

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

Called it...

Keep calm, Gobble on

https://youtu.be/vjOwLU9vUyA

I can't embed it but awesome.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Here you go.

It's funny how, even in this video, the ref is standing there having an intimate convo with K...

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

He was trying get him to pull a TV Teddy, and hand him a win on a technicality at the end.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

That happened all night. The refs were acting like they were his assistant coaches. So ridiculous. Buzz had enough of it in the 2nd half also.

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

The commentators were all over it on the broadcast. It was getting...

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

Regardless of what's happened

Loved the passive/aggressive call out of the refs in front of everybody.

the only way that couldve been better is if clarke tbagged allen for the win

Taylor, looking desperately throws it deep..HAS A MAN OPEN DANNY COALE WITH A CATCH ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FIVE!!!!....hes still open

I thought it was going to happen with 25 seconds left.

THROWBACK TIME, FAM

WHAM BAM, THANK YOU FAM!

I seldom speak to loluva grads, but when I do, I tell them I want large fries.

Our fucking coach had to tell us to quit cussing 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies

How do we get a GIF on a t-shirt?

We put the K in Kwality

This is going to become an all time great TKP meme.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

i knew it the minute buzz shut up the students.

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies

HOKIE HOKIE HOKIE HI DOOK JUST LOST TO VPI

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

FAM!!! ALWAYS LOVE BEATING DOOK

They better not rank DOOK at #4 after beating them 😡

Obligatory: FUCK LOLUVA TOO

Let's Go

HOKIES

Try to find coach's interview with Burnop and Laaser if you're not listening to it live right now. He's definitely very emotional right now. Sounds like he's so proud of his guys and what they've built because they're buying in that he's about to lose it.

Buzz is speaking off the cuff a lot more than he normally does. Much less pausing and parsing out what he wants to say.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

THANKS.... just listened to the end - Buzz " Mama we're going!!!!!!!"

“I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter”~steven wright

Anyone know where we can find it? They're occasionally posted on the youtube.

Here ya go! VT Athletics

VB born, class of '14

The shade thrown at Berman hahah

this man right here has it figured out. Tears in the morning to start my day but I'll take it because I'm so proud to have this man in our corner training young men to live life the right way

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

That little kid on Buzz's lap is looking around like "how did I get in the middle of this"...
Momma save me!

Annnnd, a couple Duke fans hanging around for some more pain!

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Whose kid was that? The facial expressions were great.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

needs less tar heel blue

Also it looks like it says "DUCK FUKE". I would've gone with "FUCK DUKE" but that's just me

Fam, cuit your qussin'.

My FAM just went from FAM to FAM.

We put the K in Kwality

Perfectly thrown alley-oop by NAW, just like Buzz drew it up I'm sure

Blackshear, Horne, Bibbs, and NAW played terrific switch defense the whole night. It was defense that won this game. Duke took a ton of bad shots forced by the defense when VT couldn't get anything to fall.

FAM.

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

This pairing was was impressive on both ends. Horne would seal the low post defender when KJ would get the ball at the elbow. This really freed KJ up to make plays.

Coach k such a bitch. He threw a whiteboard and barely acknowledged Buzz.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

WE BEAT THE FIGHTING RAT FACES! LIT
HAVE A NICE TRIP GREYSON! FAM

EDIT: Oh yeah. And also, I BANG'D MY WIFE LAST NIGHT (& during the game)!!!

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

...I BANG'D MY WIFE LAST NIGHT (& during the game)!!!

You know what you now have to do the rest of the season, right?

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

Congrats on the sex!

Fire Whit.

Beyond the TMI part of it, I'm just wondering if you mean twice??? Or "(& IT WAS during the game)"

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia.

I'm just wondering if you mean twice??? Or "(& IT WAS during the game)"


At least I know it was during the game for sure AND that there was a post banging reflection meal of wings @ the newly opened Zaxby's in town.

Crap, I haven't been to that Zaxby's yet. Is it every bit as good as I remember it from 10 years ago when I was in the "South"?

I'm pretty sure that Zaxbys is now off limits

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

What is up with Zaxby's? Are they having issues like Chipotle?

Are they having issues like Chipotle?

Did Chipotle have issues? See, I don't know these things because I'm not a heathen and go to Moe's instead

HokieMacGruber was in there after his sexcapades

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

It's new, fresh & clean. I recommend it (this one, I can't account for the ones Alum07 frequented). My only complaints are accessibility/parking & the intercom is a tad too loud. Other than that, go for it.

If it's too loud......turn it down.

Well, all I can say is for the next game, and all the remaining games, is:

Why is she being redundant?

I am the MVP for this team... I wasn't going to say anything before tonight to jinx it but I had tickets to three basketball games this year as my Christmas present from my in-laws. UNC and Duke at home and UVa at JPJ... Wasn't able to use any of them so I sold them all...

You are all welcome.

Edit: I am also a little sick to my stomach to think that my presence might not have changed things and I missed three great (and two epic) wins that I should have seen in person. Therefore, in my mind my lack of presence was ESSENTIAL for victory.

Your in-laws sold the ACC tournament tix as well, right?

Unfortunately they didn't buy me any ACC tourny tix... I may see if I have enough brownie points saved up to get a few rounds of NCAA tix though... If so, anyone wanna buy them?

Actually, I have to say that I'm a little responsible for this as well. For the last two years, EVERY. SINGLE. MOTHER FUCKING (Quit Cussing!) TIME that I check on a score of a Hokie game that I can't sit and watch whether it's football or basketball, they lose. Tonight I couldn't get in front of a TV until around 8:50, and I had no idea of the score, and the Hokies were down 5, but started the comeback.

You're welcome. It was hard to not punch it up on my phone for an hour and 50 minutes, dudes.

Leonard. Duh.

The difference between IMG postgame interview Buzz and press conference postgame interview Buzz has never contrasted stronger than it has tonight. He's completely turned off now.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Could you explain what that means

Free Hugh

During the post game interview Buzz was much more jovial and animated with Jon and Mike. Once he got to the press conference he was back to his typical hunched over quiet calculating self.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

sooooo.... did we beat Duke?

Bleeding burnt orange and chicago maroon

Y'all I am disappointed we stormed the court. It wasn't a big enough win /s

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Quadrants Shmadrants

FAM!!

Had to record the game tonight, just got finished watching. We've won every game I've recorded and watched on a delay this season...

Is coronavirus over yet?

2_hokie_5 has a DVR you can borrow.

We put the K in Kwality

The corroded one?

Oh Twitter is a goldmine right now of butthurt Dookies accusing the refs of being biased against Duke

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

One of my friends who is a Dook fan (yeah yeah I know...) said the refs were "sucking vts dick all night." I told him to lay off the salt.

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

It's just baffling to me that if Duke gets less than 100% of the 50/50 calls, their fans all think there's some conspiracy against them.

Speaking of salt, how about Coach K's "handshake?" What a poor loser.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

I'd be pretty upset too if I had spent the entire game with the refs' balls in my mouth and didn't walk away with a W

LOL just spit out my drink

Reddit was filled with comments saying Allen got fouled on the last 3 at the buzzer. Just watched it about 12 times and maybe a little contact, but nothing crazy and certainly less than what both teams were able to get away with all night.

If you can't handle my shit posts, you don't deserve my memes

Allen should try out for the US National Soccer Team, he is the biggest effing flopper I've ever seen. Kid is like Bukcy Hodges after he makes a catch, can't help but just not fall to the ground.

He might be one of the most lowkey dirty players I've seen play in a very long while. The only reason people aren't talking about him at the very least trying to trip TWO Hokies last night is that we're just fatigued of hearing about it all the time and listening to K bitch and moan that we're focusing on it too much. Sorry, but that kid does more extracurricular BS than I have seen from a single player in a very long time. If he played for anyone but Duke, he'd be a walking technical foul nightly.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

I'm probably in the minority (on my own?) I kind of like that Allen plays the way he does, I want Duke to have that player that all of America outside of Durham hates. Whether it's Laettner, Reddick, or Allen someone has to wear the black hat it makes the games more compelling, and all the sweeter for a result like last night. However I agree with your point that anyone but Duke and he'd be gone.

...That's what Maryland does.

I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.

Reddick was a league of his own.... dude would straight up take over a game from half court and flirt with your mom on the way back down. He had arrogance like I have never seen. Loved to watch him play due to him being from Cave Spring and a local guy. It's the only time I ever watched Duke was when he was there lighting it up before anyone had even heard of Step Curry.

"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

Reddick is one of the earliest memories I have of watching CBB and understanding he hate of rivalries. Growing up in Maryland and seeing the hate between UMD and Duke Fans (Transplants or bandwagoners?) I just remember you either loved Reddick or hated him.

...That's what Maryland does.

I don't give a damn what the fans think cause, quite frankly, I know what the fans want better than they do.

Anybody got video of the attempted trips?

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

I have a similar issue with an long time friend that is a UVA fan. Every time the Facebook smack talk starts, all he does is attack the "Hokie arrogance" and I'm over here like um.....really? They literally have had to deal with their own ineptitude for so long that they perceive us as arrogant?!

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia.

Is it arrogance if you know you're going to win?

FaaaaaaaammmmmmMMMMMM!!!

FAM!!

I was out at a bar on a first date and I'm 99% sure this guy is never going to call me again because I was LOSING MY FREAKING MIND and I don't even care.

Fuck Grayson Allen. Fuck Coach K. Go Hokies!

He's probably a Wahoo.

We put the K in Kwality

He did say he grew up near Charlottesville 🤔🤔

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Sounds like you dodged a bullet then

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

So loudly proclaiming I would happily curb-stomp Grayson Allen's face had nothing to do with the outcome? Good to know.

Any Hokie fan would ask you to marry them on the spot.

I was high-fiving everyone within reach that wasn't wearing Duke blue 😂 living in the Triangle, there were a lot delighted State and UNC fans around. Less Hokies than I would have liked. I prefer to be amongst my people.

Which bar? I'm in the Triangle as well and wouldn't mind watching upcoming games with some other Hokies

If you can't handle my shit posts, you don't deserve my memes

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

I was at Fox and Hound last night, but I would be willing to meet up just about anywhere. As long as it isn't super shady 😂 I need a plan for the Miami game!

No self respecting Hokie goes to the seersucker central known as North Hills...

Have you been out to the Leesville Tap Room for any games? It's where the alumni Chapter does the football game watching parties and I'm sure they'll do something for the tournament. I would be there for the Miami game but I'll be out of town.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

I didn't pick the place, I just showed up. Plus, North Hills has the closest Target, so...

Leesville Tap Room is basically on the other side of town from me. But it might be worth venturing out that way during the tournament. I'll have to put my non-anti-social pants on though, and I'm not sure I know where those are.

If that isn't a reason for him to call you again, than you deserve better.

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

Yeah, this seems like it could be a real time-saver for you.

Oh my god, you're right. Anyone that can't get on my level can gtfo. Does this mean all first dates should be scheduled around Hokie sports? I can dig it.

If I was that guy I'd be making plans with you for March 3,6,7,8,9,10...

Every day of football season, too. When is the NCAA wrestling tournament? Track and field?

If it doesn't work out, will you marry me?

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Yes but...how strongly do you feel about Team Pie? I'm Team Cake myself. These are the real questions we should be asking ourselves before making such a commitment.

I have it on good authority that Jason is out of whack

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Quit cussin!

Cake all day long. I'll even bake us a wedding cake.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

This is cool I guess....Do y'all know each other? First TKP Courtship?

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Never met him. But I mean, we already have so much in common, amirite? Plus, pro Team Cake. Can't go wrong.

I gotta sign up for TKPCONLY.COM. That's what I have been missing.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

I feel like Joe is missing a very lucrative opportunity here.

Pie was not meant for dessert. You're supposed to put cheese and peporonni on it.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

I hear there are folks around here that don't like cheese.

Hahaha. I'm starting to like you myself.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Well fam, I guess I'm never watching a VT basketball game again. It's a tough sacrifice, but the national championship will be worth it.

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

Reintroduce yourself in the ACC tourney and go from there.

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

I'm joining you, I didn't watch the win tonight, or the one against NCST, LOLUVA, or Klempson. Maybe I can listen to Laaz and Mikey?

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

GREAT QUALITY LOSS FOR DUKE FAM!

Fire Whit.

Committee will probably move us up to Q1 to improve Duke's resume.

We put the K in Kwality

FAMMMMM! I love all y'all. Being in Cassell for that was absolutely amazing.

FAM for the seniors!!!!!!

Great career for Bibbs and Wilson. Your parting gift is (hopefully a few) extra games.

Suck it Greyson.

0:25 left:

0:04 left:

0:00 left:

You realize that's not a bar graph right?

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

I like bars

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Glad we are on the same page

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Can't wait for one of you computer nerds to put this over 5's shimmy

Kerry only had two fouls in 37 minutes FAM! So many great things about this game.

Fire Whit.

Look at us all getting along just 2 days after the Louisville game

I hope we haven't accepted our NIT invitation yet

Ein Prosit, ein Prosit
Der Gemütlichkeit
Ein Prosit, ein Prosit
Der Gemütlichkeit.

*Chugs beer*

BRING ME ANOTHER

*shotguns a Busch Light*

HELL YEAAAAAA BROTHERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/22590656/virginia...

"The Virginia Tech fans were rewarded for their enthusiasm -- despite the brief bad behavior -- as the Cavaliers held Duke scoreless over the game's final two minutes and Chris Clarke tipped in a missed shot with 4 seconds remaining for the victory."

Really? Fuck espn. Sorry for the cussing, Buzz.

Goshdarn autocorrect.

- ESPN, probably

So proud of the way we fought tonight. Go HOKIES!!!

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

With tonight's win, we've beaten every team we've played from PA, MD, VA, NC, SC, and Georgia.

FAM.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

seeing Cassell at its full potential was awesome, we have the best damn fans.

Can someone check the record on Princess Leia Clarke. By my (mostly inebriated) recollection, that haircut is undefeated.

ummmm we lost to Louisville and he had it

Doesn't count. We vacated

We put the K in Kwality

And it's the only game I wasn't able to watch while he had that hairstyle. Thank you, blackout 😡

Except for you know... two days ago.

Aaaaa screw it he's on a roll

Like when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor?

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

the German's bombed Pearl Harbor

Careful, that's a community guidelines violation.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Actually, in this instance, it's relevant. I think.

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

We're just trying to avoid TKP from becoming TSL, where you'll routinely see dozens of 4 decades old movie references to an innocuous post with zero value added to a conversation.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

Does anyone have the video of Bagley getting packed?

Free Hugh

Fam, we haven't danced in consecutive seasons for over 30 years. Let that sink in

GUESS WHAT FAM
WE'RE GOING DANCIN'

(Shrugs shoulders)

Wow, that is well done.
Annnddd, scary...!

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Non FAM business...
Where was Ahmed Hill? Did he even play? Doghouse? Anyone? Anyone?

Leonard. Duh.

Hill played. He was Buzz's third and most successful adjustment to break Allen's rhythm in the 1st half. Allen never got it going again.

He had maybe 2:00. By my count 8 guys saw the court.

Edit: Looks like he had 8 minutes.

So I was looking at the standings trying to figure out who to root for this week and there are still so many variables to figure out the ACCT seeds. I think a Miami win tomorrow would be huge because we have to beat the canes anyways to finish ahead of them and that would give us a shot at catching UNC. We also need Clemson and State to pick up another loss.

We have at least secured 1 bye since we can't drop below 9th.

I was asleep 😭

Night shift throwing me off

So, at a bar in the French Quarter. The Pelicans are playing the Suns which is on every screen, there's 1 minute left. The battery in my phone dies. I beg the bartender to put ESPN. There are now less than 20 seconds left, we have the ball, down by one. After pass, after pass, after pass, a fake, a pass, time's running out, we go for the jump shot... I scream because from the get go I can tell that it's not going in. I grip the bar, I scream. Then Clarke tips in in. WE COULD WIN THIS. There's only a few seconds left. Duke is scared. They rush, attempt a three for the win, but it's contested. I'm screaming. I'm the only person screaming. People are staring at me. I don't seem to care. It looks like Duke won but NO, the clock hit zero before the ball goes in. WE FUCKING WON. I'm now screaming louder but hey, now other people are screaming with me... We celebrate, we take a shot of some brown liquor somebody purchased to congratulate me on the Hokies WIN. What an experience.

I'm still drunk. We won. I can't believe it. Thank you FAM.

now other people are screaming with me... We celebrate, we take a shot of some brown liquor somebody purchased to congratulate me on the Hokies WIN

Your Honor, I'd like to enter into evidence People's Exhibit #4,629 that proves that New Orleans is the best city of all the cities

the numbers don’t lie and they spell disaster

I read that as somebody bought him a shot to shut him the fuck (sorry, Buzz) up.

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

Just nice people this time. I returned the favor, tipped the bartender and carried on.

FAM!

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

NAW needs to see this! That is awesome!

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

I don't have Twitter. Someone is more than welcome to send it his way.

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

There will be Duke game babies in 9 months.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Oh god....the lady friend was out of town last night.....oh well FAMMMMMMM

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

It's not like it has to be a down-to-the-minute thing. If you're within a couple weeks the kid will figure it out when he's old enough.

Ye of little faith! Called it a month ago FAM!!!

http://www.thekeyplay.com/comment/647938#comment-647938

I like that we go at Duke then get them at home. I think our guys will take a loss at Duke, but learn enough that when they come back to the Cassell for that second game they will be mentally chomping at the bit for it and the home crowd will provide the rest for another signature W.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

I see a yellow eyed serpent and a low APR.

We put the K in Kwality

fam.

Duke went without a made field goal for the final 7:02 of the game. Let the Hokies in the assembly say "Fam".

F A M

Chris Clarke scored the final six points of the game. Let the Hokies in the assembly say "Fam".

F A M

The deciding points of the game came on what amounted to an offensive rebound and put back. Let the Hokies in the assembly say "Fam".

F A M

Kerry Blackshear went 5-6 from the free throw line, and had more steals plus blocks than personal fouls. Let the Hokies in the assembly say "Fam".

F A M

Duke had 18 turnovers on only 13 assists. Let the Hokies in the assembly say "Fam".

F A M

Grayson Allen account for a third of Duke's turnovers. Let the Hokies in the assembly say "Fam".

F A M

Cassell Coliseum registered seismic activity. Let the Hokies in the assembly scream "Fam!"

F A M !

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

This is my favorite part of every FAM thread.

@Fightin_Gobbler

Go Hokies

Go Falcons

I only started in the Clemson Fam thread, so I'll keep it going

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

Breaking news: Coach K will have elective back surgery so he can blame an assistant coach for blowing the last week of the season /s

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edited for more appropriate Coach K sadness.

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

We going dancin!

I think 2 things helped the stars align to make the final run to victory:

1: "Quit Cussin'"
2: I went to the fridge and opened my beer.

There were no Duke field goals made after that point.

Drink More Beer FAM!

'07 Mechanical Engineering

"Touchdown, Tech! I have never enjoyed saying that more"
-Bill Roth

It's true. We were down 15 before I had a chance to open my beer, but once I opened it, we went on that 11-0 run in the first half. I also drank a Hopslam during the Clemson game.

via GIPHY
We're Dancing FAAAAMMMMM!!!!!

Bud Foster is made of hokie stone!

What a savings

"Everything has an end, except a sausage which has two." - German Proverb

Am I the only one who finds it cool that the 💃 in the title also shows up in the url for this post? Unicode will get after ya

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